[Comprehensive] Strategy game of self-delusion

The beginning of the winter vacation means that the New Year is coming. Lihua was still wondering whether to go back to her uncle's house for the New Year, but she didn't expect to receive a call from her uncle first.

The purpose of the phone call was to let her go back to his house to celebrate the New Year together, and finally said, "Your aunt misses you very much, I will pick you up tomorrow."

In addition to sighing that uncle really loves aunt, Lihua also felt the warmth belonging to the family from his tone.

But since she is going home tomorrow, Lihua looked at Yuzao beside her, "Yu-chan, do you want to go back to uncle's house with me?"

"But it may be a bit troublesome, because if I bring someone home for the New Year, my uncle may not accept it." She had an idea, "By the way, can you turn into a cat or other animals and go back with me?"

Stared at by the girl's earnest eyes, Tamazamo shook his head, "I can only become a fox." And it was the kind with nine tails.

As he spoke, he turned into a fox. Tamamo in the form of a fox had fluffy white fur in front of him, nine tails flicked behind him, and he squatted down to a height close to Lihua's shoulders.

Lihua was very embarrassed, "In this case, I can't take you home."

After all, the nine-tailed fox does not exist in modern times. If it is just an ordinary fox, it can explain that it has a rather unusual pet.

"It's fine if I stay here, how long will it take for you to come back..." Tamamo asked after returning to her human form.

Lihua thought for a while, at least she would not be able to come back until after the New Year. In this case, "It will take about a week."

"I'm not worried about letting you stay at home alone. I'll take you to the count's place after dinner, and then I'll pick you up when I come back."

This should be a good proposal. He has lived with the Earl for thousands of years. The Earl prefers non-human species, especially those as precious as him, so treat him well.

But Tamamo-mae didn't want to go back there.

He obviously only lived here for a few months, but he was already used to her breath everywhere, so much so that he couldn't give up here.

But he didn't want to worry the girl capriciously, so he agreed, "Contact me on your mobile phone after you come back, and I'll say hello to the count and come back by myself."

I don't know why I said the next sentence, but I couldn't help but said it, and said softly, "You come back early."

The girl smiled, "Well, I'll be back soon."

After dinner, I went to Earl's pet shop with some supplies from Tamazamae's daily life and a whole cake.

It still looks like an oriental building, with lacquered red doors and various animal decorations. The store is dimly lit as always, with wisps of smoke burning.

"Count, I'm going back to Tokyo to spend the New Year with my uncle and the others. It's not suitable to take Tamamo with me. I plan to foster him with you for a while, is that okay?"

The earl, who was wearing a dark blue Tang suit, clapped his hands a few times, and it could be seen that he was in a good mood, "Naturally, I wish for it. Since His Royal Highness Yuzao left, I also miss him very much."

His answer reassured Li Hua a lot, and he handed over the cake he was carrying, "This is just made in the store today, Earl and your friends share it."

"Oh, what an embarrassment." The earl took the cake with a smile and promised, "I will take good care of His Royal Highness Tamazamo."

Yuzao had been living here before, and she could see that life was good. Lihua still trusted the earl's promise.

Before coming here, like Yuzao asked before, she gave him a stack of cash, which should be available for her to come back.

The winter sky darkened very quickly, and after saying goodbye to Tamazamae and the Earl, Rika left the shop.

The earl opened the cake box, and the rich aroma came to his face. He closed his eyes and smelled the aroma intoxicatedly, then cut out a portion of the cake and sat on a chair to enjoy it.

But Yuzao, who was sitting on the sofa, looked outside the door and didn't know what he was thinking. The earl gracefully put down the fork in his hand, and said, "You like this master very much."

Yuzao replied, "She is a special child." But how special, he refused to say any more.

The count didn't ask further, but said with deep eyes, "If she breaks the contract, will you eat her like you used to?"

Yuzao said, "She said that if she breaks the contract, she will let me eat her."

But Yu Zaoqian didn't want to say what he thought, or he didn't think it through himself.

****

When Li Hua returned home, she began to tidy up. She had to bring a change of clothes and towels, but there was no need for toothbrushes and the like. The last suitcase was almost enough.

In the morning, my uncle came to pick her up. Although her hair was already gray, my uncle looked very energetic. He was sitting in the back seat of the car, with his subordinates wearing sunglasses and suits in front of him.

"Boss, should we go back to the group first or to your home?" the subordinate asked.

Inukin asked Lihua kindly, "Let's go back to the group first. Your aunt has performed a lot recently, and she is probably recording a show on the TV station. I will give her a surprise when I get home tonight."

Lihua let out a "hmm", looking forward to it.

Her uncle was a medium-sized mafia boss, but he wasn't cruel, and she used to sit on his neck and be held high when he was a child, but she never went to his work place.

I think it should be a mafia-style place.

Looking forward to the establishment of some institutions like those in the movie, she was taken to an ordinary office building.

Ordinary elevators, ordinary decoration style, and the only unusual thing is the subordinates in suits, and three strange beautiful girls who suddenly appeared.

Although she knew that her uncle was devoted to her aunt, Li Hua still couldn't help being suspicious, but when the three girls cried and knelt on the ground, they said, "Boss, we finally came back from Thailand."

Lihua let go of all doubts.

This should be the three subordinates who made a mistake and were sent to Thailand by their uncle to change their gender and become idols.

"That's right, isn't this cute." Inujin nodded with satisfaction, "The next thing is to train as an idol, and you can debut after a year."

"Wait, boss, are we really going to become idols?" the long-haired girl said, "We don't know any idol skills."

"Oh? What else do you need if you can't become an idol? Besides, I already paid you to go to Thailand, so earn the money back for me first, bastards."

"I'm sorry, boss," the remaining two girls held down the girl with long hair and said loudly, "We will do our best to become idols."

Inukin said with satisfaction, "Let's start idol training tomorrow."

It is said that they later experienced idol training such as singing and dancing in a waterfall, walking a tightrope between cliffs, and hunting brown bears. They successfully debuted a year later and became popular underground idols.

What a joy.

****

The three subordinates who had become "she" were taken down for idol training. Rika sat quietly on the sofa, took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Mr. Dazai.

[I seem to be a little scared of Uncle suddenly. 】

【What's wrong? 】

It was rare for Mr. Dazai to reply to the message so quickly, Lihua typed quickly, and replied, [He actually asked his subordinate who made a mistake to go to Thailand to become an idol after transgender!] Send the photos of the three girls he took before, Lihua continued, [However, is the gender reassignment surgery industry in Thailand already so developed?She's pretty when she's a girl. 】

Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin while looking at the news, then glanced at his subordinates around him, and replied, 【It's really beautiful, this method is very good, you can learn from it. 】

It's a pity that he is about to leave Hong Kong Hei, otherwise he can really try it out, and it can be regarded as a little solution to the organization's financial problems for Chief Mori. After all, idols are quite profitable now.

Mr. Dazai glanced at him with unclear meaning, and the subordinates around him trembled inwardly, wondering if it was too late to apply for transfer?

But the only subordinate who is very hard-headed is cheering for himself in his heart, and I will definitely let Mr. Dazai take me seriously.

On the other hand, Lihua felt guilty for accidentally providing Mr. Dazai with new ideas to toss his subordinates.

【It can't be true, Mr. Dazai?I'd feel so guilty about that. 】

【In order not to make Lihua feel guilty, I can only reluctantly give up this idea. 】

Just as Lihua breathed a sigh of relief and was about to reply, she felt the gaze of her uncle sitting behind the desk.

Lifting her eyes quietly, Lihua turned off the chat page of her phone, in case her uncle accidentally saw her, maybe her gender would become "he".

"Uncle, what's wrong?" Li Hua asked tremblingly.

"I'm thinking, as my heir, is Lihua going to start learning some things about the mafia now?" Quan Jin said his previous contemplation, and then affirmed, "Sure enough, it's time to start now, right? The mafia heirs in Italy also started to get in touch with family affairs at your age."

Wait, when did I become uncle's heir.Although she thought so in her heart, but thinking about the possible consequences of resisting her uncle, Lihua smiled and said, "It's almost time to start."

And you should also start thinking about how to whitewash the mafia as an ordinary company.

****

During this short winter vacation, under the guidance of her uncle, Lihua mastered the collection of swear words necessary for the mafia, got to know all kinds of firearms, practiced her shooting skills, and put on a black suit and sunglasses to handle various affairs with her uncle. .

After being baptized physically and mentally, she made an agreement with her uncle that she would be sent to another mafia family for exchange and study during the winter vacation. Rika returned to her home in Kanagawa with tears in her eyes.

Tears of temporary relief and worries about future life.

Then he called Yu Zaoqian and said with tears in his eyes, "Yu Jiang, I'm back, come back soon."

The author has something to say: why Qi Shen followed the heroine, the reason is only written a little bit, and will be written in detail later, it is not easy to explain now.