[Comprehensive] Strategy game of self-delusion

"Today is Taiyaki." Putting on her slippers, Rika walked into the living room, "Huh? Yatou, you came back early today, just right, Taiyaki and Tamazamae are one by one."

Taiyaki is wrapped in newspaper, because it has been carefully carried in the arms, so it is still steaming, after baking, it has a slightly crispy shell, and the inner layer is soft, and it will smell sweet when you bite it red bean paste.

So on the sofa in the living room, a monster and a god sat side by side, biting into taiyaki bite after bite.

Lihua went to the kitchen, washed the rice and put it in the rice cooker to cook, then took the prawns from the refrigerator to make tempura, removed the shrimp line and peeled off the shell, and wrapped a whole prawn tail meat The prepared batter was fried in oil.

There is also a thick egg fried in a pan. The golden egg liquid slowly solidifies in the pan, rolled up layer by layer into a rectangular shape, cut and placed on a plate, and squeezed with tomato sauce.

Add fried salmon, vegetable salad, and miso soup, and dinner is ready.

After all, we have to talk about more important things later, so we need to have a hearty dinner. The above is Lihua's logic.

"It's so rich today." Yato sat on the seat, watched Lihua bring one dish to the table, and just stretched out his chopsticks and was knocked down by Lihua'pia, he said as if he couldn't believe it, " Am I not allowed to eat?"

"What are you talking about, Yato." Lihua ordered with her hands on her hips, "Go and get some rice, and then we will eat together."

That's about the same, Yato just wanted to serve the rice happily, when he turned his eyes and saw Tamazao sitting motionless on the chair, he felt very unfair, "I'm going to serve the meal, is Tamamo sitting in front of it?" ?”

Lihua nodded, thinking that she couldn't let Yuzao wash the dishes every time, she had to change it, and said, "Then you sit down." After Yeto sat down with her head held high, she said, "Tamazao go to serve the meal. , Do the dishes tonight."

"In the future, it will be changed every day, so it will be fair."

Yato said that he would rather serve rice than wash dishes, although he is also skilled in washing dishes.

In front of Yuzao, Shi Shiran stood up, went to serve three bowls of rice, put them on the table, and then moved his chopsticks.Although he didn't look at Yato in the middle, Yato felt that he was definitely secretly mocking himself in his heart.

Although Yato is a god, he still eats a normal adult man's meal, and Rika has half a Yato's meal. He thought that if Rika cooked too much food, there would be a lot left over for Yato, but he didn't expect that all the food on the plate would be destroyed Eat clean.

Glancing at the still flat lower abdomen in front of Tamamo, Yato doubted that even if the fox swallowed him, nothing would happen as it is now.

However, I have to admit that the emptied dishes have brought great convenience to his dishwashing work.

While Yato was struggling with the kitchen utensils in the kitchen, Rika handed the new mobile phone with the SIM card installed to Yuzao, and taught him some simple usage by the way. The numbers are stored in it.

"You can't delete Yato's number secretly." Seeing that his fox's hand was about to try the delete function that he had just taught him, Lihua quickly reminded, "Occasionally, I need to use it when Yato."

So Tamazamae moved his finger away from the delete key, thinking that he missed this meeting, and he couldn't delete Yato's number in the future.

I always feel that it is very uncomfortable to be half of the contact person by that god of misfortune.Yuzao moved her finger before, and clicked the button to return to the main interface under Lihua's continuous gaze.

After Yato finished washing the dishes and returned to sit on the sofa, Tamamomae was basically familiar with the various operations of the mobile phone. Lihua stood up and felt that the way of talking on the sofa was too indecent, so she poured three cups of tea and put it on the table. Go to the coffee table, "Please sit down."

After taking a sip of hot tea, Yato was sitting, twisted his waist and was not used to such a formal sitting posture, and asked, "Did something happen?"

"En." Li Hua nodded seriously, "Actually, I have one, no, several things to tell you."

Then he told Yato and Tamamomae that he became a contract worker of the Toki Government, introduced Honmaru by the way, and passed the pocket watch given to her by the Toki Government to Yato and Tamamo.

"Government of Time, I've heard of it." Yato changed into a cross-legged sitting position, "It is said that the wages are quite high, and regardless of species, as long as they have spiritual power, they are willing to sign for it. Would love to try it.

"However, the government of time is in the gap of time, and they have always been the only ones who take the initiative to choose people to sign the contract, and most of the people who sign are women."

Feeling regretful, Lihua put away the pocket watch, and told the truth, "Yato definitely can't stand that kind of life, basically there are no modern facilities, although it is true that the salary is high."

"Damn it, I'm so envious." Yato said, "But I can't go. I'm a created god. What I need from the beginning is human belief. According to you, there should be no human beings there."

"Well, only the sword pays off." Lihua said while quietly looking at the expression in front of Yuzao, "the flow of time over there is very strange, and only a few seconds have passed after going there for a day and coming back here. "

Wearing heavy make-up, the pretty fox monster with a feminine face is holding a teacup, allowing the heat to float up, forming tiny drops of water on his long eyelashes. He opened his eyes and painted the shape of his lips with red lip balm. said, "Are you in danger?"

"No, I have been staying in this pill all the time, and I feel that my role is to maintain the existence of this pill, like a mascot." Lihua said, "This is the first thing, and there is another thing, that The convenience store next to it is called Wanwu, and the meat sold there is delicious, I brought some back last time."

"Then I gave some to the manager of the part-time shop. He seemed to like it very much. I told him that the meat was given to me by a friend, but the problem didn't exist at all from that friend."

"So I want to ask Yato to pretend to be that friend. Anyway, you have a mobile phone, just let the store manager contact you." Lihua dragged out her thoughts, "By the way, order some packaging, and put Yato's face How about printing it and writing the source on it, this can be regarded as publicity for Yato."

The reason for saying this is because Uncle Xingping needs a lot, and he said that he wanted to give some to his friends, so he came up with such an idea.

Yato touched his chin, although the intention was good, but, "I don't want to be a god of meat, it sounds too bad."

"It's the same as a celebrity endorsement. It's mainly about popularity. When the time comes, I'll contact the card company to put you in a card game and make a high-end card. Anyway, it's up to you at that time."

"As for the source, Yatou, think about your own experience, write it down first, and then find a good writer to polish it. I can lend you the money first. If you put the wages paid by the government there, why not Take it out and do something."

After all, in this world, as long as you have money, there are too many things you can do.

Yato, who was brainwashed by the word popularity, made a final decision, "Leave the contact with the store manager to me!"

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It’s true that Yato is easy to fool (strike out), but Tamamo-mae’s words, Rika is a little bit worried, he doesn’t put his emotions on the face like Yato, so it’s hard to see what his mood is .

When it was time for the usual bedtime story, Tamamomae was reading a book. Lihua looked up at him. Tamamomae, who had removed her feminine makeup, was very in line with human aesthetics. He was a tall and straight young man with narrow, long and upturned eyes, natural With Merry.

But his expression was indifferent, the corners of his lips were flat and straight, his slender five fingers were resting on the snow-white pages, and his voice was like cold spring water slowly flowing down from the mountain, "What's wrong?"

"I was thinking, what should I do if Yuzao is angry?" She turned over, propped her face with her hands, wearing a silk pajamas, the thin shoulder straps slipped from her shoulders, a girl of her age is already developing Yes, there are some subtle arcs in the shallow V collar.

The arms and legs are barely covered by clothes, as if they are showing off and seem to be a vague temptation.

Yuzao turned a page of the book in front of her, her eyes resting on the first line, "What do you think should be done?"

"I'm really angry." She pouted, hugged his tail and rubbed it up, her fair face was surrounded by snow-white hair, and she coquettishly said softly, "Don't be angry, Yuzao."

Her fair and tender cheeks turned red after tossing for a while, and her sandalwood-colored long hair was messed up. She seemed to notice something else, and asked, "Tamamoqian, is that Yuzaoqian's name?"

Tamazamoe's fingers scratching the pages of the book stopped, and replied, "I forgot too, I just know that I am Tamamozae."

She sat up suddenly, and refused to let go of his tail. She hugged her arms and pressed her chest, smiling brightly, "Then can I call you Yuzao? It sounds better than the previous name."

"Like a feminine name."

"It doesn't matter, I just think it sounds good." She lay back on the bed again, rolled around and started acting coquettishly again, obviously she was still apologizing just now, but now she changed her attitude.

Are all teenage girls like this?He was a little curious, and finally closed the book and put it on the bedside,

When her fingers touched her face, she just turned over and pressed his hand under the soft cheek, and subconsciously rubbed it like a small animal for warmth, her voice was thin and soft, "What's wrong?"

When he didn't speak, she carefully turned over again and let go of his hand, but he still looked at her carefully and intently, with his fingertips slowly sliding down from her forehead to between her eyebrows and eyes. From the straight bridge of the nose to the soft pink lips.

It's too soft, and it sags down when touched lightly.

Yuzao shook her head, "I was just thinking, if you like it, then it's up to you."

The author has something to say: Yuzao Mae: You can do whatever you want, anyway, you are still a child who likes to act like a baby.

Tomorrow will be updated as usual, and then red envelopes will be given out. After all, it is Valentine's Day, so there must be some celebrations (although I am single).

(Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Say important things three times)

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