[Comprehensive] Strategy game of self-delusion

Lihua sat on the sofa with her arms around her knees, looked at the sportswear god who was sitting cross-legged on the carpet, and asked curiously, "Yato, why did you suddenly come to my house?"

"Hmph, my god naturally has my own reasons." Ye Dou narrowed his eyes and said hesitantly, "You still want to drive me out, right?"

Although I really thought so, it seems that it is better not to say it now, otherwise I feel that Yato will jump up and hit someone in the next second, so Lihua quickly waved her hand, "No, no, if Yato wants to live in Come in."

"That's right, my house only has one bedroom." This is the most important thing, because when my uncle rented the house, he took into account that she lived alone, so there was no guest bedroom at all.

Yato touched his chin and admitted that this is indeed a problem, but as a god, he said, "Or, you..."

"It's impossible for me to make the floor in the living room." Lihua crossed her arms, made an X, and said vigilantly, "Even if I wanted to, I would let Tamamo-mae make the floor, Yato, do you want to go with Tamamo-mae? sleep?"

"No!!!" Who wants to sleep with that stinky fox, wait, Yato's eyes widened, "Do you usually sleep with that stinky fox?"

"Well, Tamamomae is my pet, what's wrong with sleeping together?" Lihua was confused, but, "Even Yato can't just call Tamamozae a stinky fox, it's too impolite, he has a name. "

"That's not the point." Yato was a little crazy, he didn't want his disciples to be eaten by that stinky fox one day, "I've decided, I'll live here forever from now on."

Lihua: "Huh??? You said it was on loan before."

Yato: "This is to protect you, otherwise, this god would not condescend to live in such a small place."

Li Hua: "Yeto was laying the floor in the living room that day."

Yato: "Why should I make the bed, should let the stinky fox... Tamazao make the bed, pets should not sleep on the owner's bed casually, don't you know?"

Under the gaze of the believer "staring——", Yato changed his title very aggrieved.

Li Hua looked at him suspiciously, she really lacked knowledge about pets, "Really?"

Feeling like something was going on, just as he was about to fool around, he saw a certain fox coming out of the bathroom covered in steam from the corner of his eye, wearing a dark blue bathrobe, Yato immediately swallowed back what he was about to say, "Look at Master, some Owners don't want their pets to sleep on the bed."

In the end, he directly showed disdain that the other party was just a pet, and Yato said that he was not cowardly.

"Oh, that's it." Lihua smiled, "I'd rather let Tamazamae sleep on the bed, so that's the decision. Yato will make the floor in the living room, and Tamamozae and I will sleep in the room."

Yuzao walked over and sat beside Lihua, looked at Yato coolly, and asked, "What's wrong, Lihua?"

"Yetou said he would come and stay here for a while. There is no guest room at home, so he can only make a bed in the living room." Lihua explained, smelling the familiar scent of shower gel on Yuzao's body, she stood up from the sofa, "Then I'll take a shower too, Yato will be the last one, so you can chat with Tamamo-mae first."

After Lihua left, Yato and Tamamo looked at each other, and then looked away in disgust.

"You stinky fox."

"You poor god."

Yedou rolled up his sleeves, and was about to start scolding the stinky fox, when he saw Lihua walking through the living room with her clothes in her arms, and reminded, "Don't quarrel."

Forcibly changing his expression into a smile, Yato said, "Why would I quarrel with others casually, Lihua, go take a bath."

Yuzao snorted coldly at the side, and slightly raised the corners of her lips when facing the girl, "Don't worry Lihua, I must be very tired after being outside all day today, go take a bath and let's go to bed early."

"Hmm...um! Then you get along well." Li Hua went to the bathroom and patted her chest guiltily. She didn't come back for three whole days.

Although I don't understand why I feel guilty, but I feel very guilty for no reason. . .

Being interrupted, Yato's originally high desire to 'fight' also subsided a lot, but he inadvertently saw some gloomy eyes in front of Yuzao, and became nervous again, "Hey, you stinky fox won't really want to Lihua eat it."

Yuzao didn't reply this sentence before, but Shi Shiran went back to the room and slammed the door shut.

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When Rika came out of the bathroom, Yato was taking over Tamamo-mae's usual place to watch TV, and Rika looked at the TV screen, it was someone she knew.

On the screen, flaxen hair and pupils, as well as characteristic upturned lips like a cat, are singing on stage with a black microphone at the moment.

"Yato, do you know him?" Lihua asked, the person on the screen was her ex-boyfriend, Futo Asahina, who currently only exists in text messages on her mobile phone.

"I don't know, it's just that I was an idol before, why I'm not as popular as him, damn it." Yato pressed the remote control and changed the channel.

Ever been an idol? ? ?Is Yato's business scope so broad?Once she accepted these words, Rika couldn't help but take a good look at Yato.

Well, the appearance is still above average, the skin is mainly fair, and the facial features have no shortcomings, which is considered to be of average appearance. The only thing that stands out is probably a pair of cold blue eyes, which seem to be shining.

"Hey, don't look at me that way." Yato folded his arms across his chest, almost writing 'what do you want to do to me? 'These words are gone.

Lihua Heixian vaguely realized why Yato became unpopular as an idol.

When an idol sells (delivers) love and dreams, Yato's words can only destroy love and dreams.

"I feel like you're thinking of something bad."

Looking at those cold blue eyes from a close distance, Lihua felt her heartbeat stop for a moment, she pushed away Yato's face, "Don't get so close to me, you can't help but want to slap me."

"Ah, you just said something very dangerous, right!" Yato retracted to his original position, "I knew you didn't want me to live here, and you didn't think that I was protecting you."

Although bullying Yato is very interesting, but after the bullying is over, I still feel a little distressed.Lihua comforted, "I don't want Lord Shenming to live here. Your presence here is much more effective than offering a sign at home."

"It's good for you to know." One yard for one, Yeto still reminded, "Although the pets in the earl's shop will not take the initiative to hurt people, once you violate the contract you signed, those pets will not care Are you his master?"

He didn't mention Tamamomae's name directly, but Rika could understand what he was referring to.She nodded with a smile, "Yeah, I know, my lord."

Yato: "At this time, you will know how to address me respectfully, and you must always do this."

Lihua: "By the way, Yato, can you cook?"

Yato: "I can do all kinds of business, from fixing water pipes to saving the world, not to mention cooking."

Lihua clasped her hands together: "Then I will ask you to make the lunch for the next week tomorrow. I will prepare new ingredients and put them in the refrigerator every day. I will make dinner when I come back."

Yeto furiously said, "I won't let that stinky fox eat it, did you listen to what I said before, he is very dangerous!"

Lihua picked up five coins and put them in front of Yato: "Please."

Yato's eyes wandered, while reaching out to pick up the coin and put it into the bottle hidden in his chest, "Forget it, since you are so devout, I will reluctantly agree to your request."

"Yato is great!" It's really too cheap, moving.

After solving the thing she had been worrying about, Lihua watched Yato put the big bottle back into the clothes, never imagined how such a big thing could be put in the clothes, and there was no trace of it.

Lihua really wanted to take Yato's clothes off and study them, "Do you have a small x pouch?"

"What a hundred × bag, it's just a very common storage technique." Looking at Lihua's bright eyes, Yato stepped back a little and shrank into the soft sofa, "What do you want to do to me!"

"You are." Lihua knocked Yato's head angrily, "What are you thinking in your head?"

Yato: "Obviously you looked at me with that expression first."

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Lihua: "I'm just very interested in the storage technique you mentioned, it seems very convenient, can you teach me?"

Yato rubbed his hands, and Lihua put a five-yuan coin in his hand very politely.

It was really wise to exchange 1000 yuan for five yuan coins before.

Plan to pass √.

Yeto coughed twice, and said reservedly, "It's not that I don't want to teach you, this is a technique that only gods can use, and you can't use it."

Stretching out his hand, "Give me back the coin."

Yeto hugged his bottle tightly, "It's already in the bottle, and I can't take it out." He scratched his head and thought of a way, but he was too embarrassed to mention it, "It's not that it can't be used, I don't know how to do it now." weapon, his own strength is limited seven to eighty-eight."

"When I have the Dao weapon and appoint you as my witch, I can teach you."

"Hey! Don't be silent! I don't want you to be my witch, okay?"

Lihua spread her hands and said honestly: "It's really difficult to decide whether to be a priestess of Yato. I always feel that the development of the priestess will be restricted because of the gods in the future."

"Maybe other gods will pry the corner of the wall. After all, I heard that my spiritual power is very strong."

After finishing speaking, Lihua paused for a moment, it was over, she slipped her tongue.

Sure enough, Yato looked at her with puzzled eyes, "Who said that your aura is very powerful, although the truth is true, but I haven't told you, is it true that there are other gods who want to pry my corner? !"

Lihua hurriedly made amends, "I met a strange person when I went out today, I heard him say that, but the strange person disappeared after he finished speaking."

I'm sorry, Tsurumaru, for calling you a weird person.

"No wonder you have a strange smell today." Yeto moved his nose and moved closer to her, "It's gone now, it's a bad spiritual breath, I guess I met that fallen monster or god."

Li Hua said awkwardly, "It should be."

There is nothing wrong with Fu Sangshen who fell into the dark saying that.

The author has something to say: Yuzao Mae: Humph, I smell it too, but I don’t say QAQ