Longevity: The Flawless Dream

Yijian Fengchan said that he was looking for an enemy and waiting for a friend.

When he said this, he was turning over the dead branch in his hand, on which were two butchered and dismembered chickens bought from the nearest village, which sizzled under the flames as he moved.Lian Wuxia was facing the fire for a long time and remained motionless for a long time, seemingly in a contemplative but tranced posture. Hearing this, he finally changed his movements - but nodded, indicating that he was listening to the other party.

While the flames were jumping, the two sat opposite each other, one was grilling meat and the other was in a trance, they looked very harmonious.However, in fact, in order to achieve the tranquility at this moment, the two of them really tossed a lot of effort before that.Yijian Fengchan likes to kill and practice flawless life protection, Yijian Fengchan eats meat and practices flawless vegetarianism, his personality and hobbies are so bad that he is a world apart, and when he gets along at first, he is a dark and earth-shattering one—the first day of the journey together In the second hour, the two fought fiercely. The reason was that Yijian Fengchan wanted to hunt and eat meat, but Lian Wuxia refused.

In fact, Jin Zhanzhan has also experienced a similar experience. After being forced to swallow a whole coke-style roast chicken by the cold eyes of the master sister, she stayed on Pingshan for more than 20 years and dared not touch it any more. Pass.However, how can a majestic generation of evil people Yijian Fengchan be intimidated by the eyes of a mere girl? After trying several times to bypass Lian Wuxia and go straight to the prey, the hunger naturally escalated into anger.As the saying goes, eating is a big deal in the world, and in the same way, dare to stop people from being able to eat is simply a sworn enemy, and people and evil will decisively draw their swords to kill each other.And although Lian Wuxia is not a trouble-loving character in nature, he is not timid when it comes to issues of principle. Immediately, the plum branch flickered, and he immediately rushed to meet him.

One is a first-class swordsman in the Jianghu, and the other is a disciple of the Pingshan Xianmen.One sword seals the Zen and the holy sword of killing commandment dances vigorously, with fierce moves and superb means; Lian Wuxia swings the ruler Su Danqing as a judge's pen, and will not give up even a little bit of pricking.Although the two of them were not in a life-and-death duel, they also used seven or eight percent of their real kung fu to fight. After killing them in one go, Lian Wuxia, who is accustomed to bigu, was fine. Feng Chan with one sword had a great time fighting, and he was also very hungry. happy.

He raised his arm that was numb due to the counter-shock force of the fight, wiped off the sweat on his forehead, leaned on Feng Chan with a sword, and lamented that the girl looked weak but she was really not small. Lian Wuxia not far away.She frowned slightly, obviously very tired, but there was no trace of sweat on her forehead, and her muscles and bones looked clean, which really echoed the sour phrase, "Ice muscles and bones, since they are cool and sweatless".

Yi Jian Feng Chan was thinking about it, his complexion suddenly became a little weird, Lian Wuxia blinked, and his eyes were also a little strange at the same time - everything was silent, the forest wind was rustling, someone's stomach rumble really had an incomparably distinct sense of presence, and Thinking about the source of the comrade's hunger...

Lian Wuxia averted her eyes indifferently, never admitting that she was a little guilty.

Yijian Fengchan snorted: "How? Compassionate immortal, can I have dinner now?"

Although Lian Wuxia had a guilty conscience, he was still unyielding when it came to issues involving the bottom line. With a swipe of the cloud, he said, "No one is allowed to kill in front of me."

"So you can just watch me starve to death?" Yijian Fengchan asked incredulously.

"You can be a vegetarian." Lian Wuxia replied, she said it plainly, but Feng Chan vetoed it even more plainly: "Clear soup with little water, if you don't feel full, you will feel sick even more."

Lian Wuxia was speechless. She did hear that there are people in this world who are carnivores who would rather go on a hunger strike without meat. There are various life styles, and she has no right to question this kind of person's way of life, but she never expected that she would be met by her. on one.It seems a little cruel to force the other party to go on a hunger strike because of her own habit, but she can't bear to allow the other party to kill in front of her.

During the stalemate, Yijian Fengchan suddenly felt blessed: "You said just now that no one is allowed to kill in front of you?"

Practice flawless lips tight.After all, Yijian Fengchan is not Jin Zhanzhan, and it is easy to find the loopholes in her words - not allowing people to kill in front of her does not mean not allowing people to kill in places where she can't see, this is what she did for her. The space left by the carnivores is also for herself. After all, there are more than ten million killers in the world, and she doesn't have the ability to manage them all.But asking her to admit this intention is no doubt nodding openly in approval of Feng Chan's killing with a sword, she would rather pretend not to hear it.

Seeing her frozen in place, Yi Jian Feng Chan, who was hungry, didn't have the patience to wait for her reply. With a flash, he went into the depths of the dense forest, and came back with an oversized food box after a while: "There is a steamed mutton seller in the town below the mountain, and I bought two lamb legs just before the store closed."

The smell of mutton is already very strong, and with the mediocre craftsmanship of the store, the meat cooked indiscriminately will naturally become more smelly, so when you open the food box with Yijian Fengchan, the smell of meat with the smell of mutton will be strong immediately Roll away.Lian Wuxia was born a vegetarian, and later he emptied grains early on. He only survived by taking pills and absorbing the spiritual energy of the world. Occasionally, his meals were only delicate snacks made of flowers, fruits, and spiritual herbs, without any trace of grains.

Even if the grains are not sticky, the smell of meat and meat is naturally unbearable in her nose, but she is used to being quiet, holding her breath secretly, and on the surface she is tense and calm.However, with a sword, Feng Chan also took out a leg of lamb and handed it to her boldly, following his movements, the fishy smell rushed into her nose, seeing that leg of lamb glistening with oil was about to hit his veil. Wuxia finally succeeded, and retreated three feet away in a flash. She took out the ruler and shook it vigorously several times. The cold fragrance of plum blossoms diluted the fishy smell sticking to the veil, and she regained the ability to breathe.

"If you don't eat it, you don't eat it. It's not poison. As for dodging so far?" Yijian Fengchan was quite surprised.

"I'm bigu." Lian Wuxia wrote with a frown, even though she was quite well-bred, she almost couldn't resist the urge to stare at Feng Chan.Anyone who is familiar with Lian Wuxia knows that this girl has a good heart and a good temper, but if her two taboos are violated, her performance will definitely be comparable to that of a Tyrannosaurus whose scales have been pulled out.Those two taboos are one, you can't kill in front of her, and the other is don't wear nasty clothes in front of her. If you violate the first one, she will definitely swear against you for life or death; if you violate the second If you don't have one, she will not be able to control her hands, and will directly strip you naked and put you in the water until the people and clothes are washed clean and spotless.Maybe Lian Wuxia is a bit of a clean freak. Others feel uncomfortable when they see unclean clothes, let alone himself?Just now, Feng Chan almost pushed a big greasy leg of lamb to her face with a sword attack just now, her reaction is not too aggressive to have a problem.

Seeing the little girl staring vigilantly at the leg of lamb that he stretched out, she didn't understand the meaning of his kindness at all, and she didn't force herself to seal the Zen with a sword, and instead enjoyed it by herself, eating a bite of meat and pouring a mouthful of shochu, she was really happier than a god.It’s just that he enjoys it by himself, and while enjoying it, he also tirelessly instills his own worldview to the children: “The little girls nowadays just don’t want to be honest, and they keep saying that vegetarian food is good for health and dieting is good for the body, but it’s not true. In order to maintain their figure? They made each of them skinny like ribs, they didn’t even feel fleshy, and you couldn’t tell if they were slender or not, but they all looked like little ghosts standing upright in temples.”

Yu Guang saw that Lian Wuxia was thoughtful, and Yijian Fengchan thought that his persuasion had worked, and was about to make persistent efforts, when she blinked, and a line of words fell to his feet, a total of five words, each word They are all big and clear: "Have you touched them? A lot?"

Five characters, each big, occupying the field of vision with naked contempt, a burning knife was stuffed in the throat like this, and it was sprayed out from the nose lively.The burning knife is so hot, the feeling from the nostrils is almost as good as death, and a legendary figure in the Northern Territory almost didn't choke to death.

As proof from the heavens, his phrase "it doesn't feel like flesh" is just an exaggeration to explain "it's as thin as ribs", and he didn't touch it himself. Make him seem like a peerless prostitute?If it were someone else, Feng Chan could swear to the sky with a single sword. Even if he has a nickname of Renxie, he is definitely a gentleman when it comes to women's sex, pure!The problem is... is this sentence convincing to Lian Wuxia, who was once caught in the shower by him?

Listening to his coughing and weeping, the corners of Lian Wuxia's lips quietly raised a happy smile that had succeeded in a prank.It's just that the other party seemed to be choking too much, and the coughing sound didn't stop for a quarter of an hour, and her green face almost turned into a purple eggplant. She finally felt a little guilty, and stopped teasing the victim. After thinking about it, So he set up a small pot beside him, found a branch of Polygonum multiflorum, threw it in and fried it.

After a while, Yijian Fengchan finally forcibly suppressed the cough that almost killed him, and then he noticed that Lian Wuxia was cooking porridge, and asked in a muffled voice, "Aren't you Bigu?"

Lian Wuxia nodded, staring intently at the porridge pot, throwing some black beans and rock sugar into it from time to time, but there was a line of cloud characters lined up at Yi Jian Feng Chan's feet, this time the size of the characters was quite normal: "Please drink .”

"Are you asking me to drink porridge?" Yijian Fengchan repeated, his head hurt from coughing, and he was a little confused by the little girl's weird reflex arc for a while.

The cloud gathers, and when it unfolds again, it changes the content: "Stomach cushion."

Yijian Fengchan finally understands.Although he is a carnivorous animal and is naturally intolerant of vegetarianism, it does not mean that he only eats meat and does not eat grains.What's more, the aroma gradually spreading from the porridge pot is really not bad, although the sweetness is not very to his liking, but considering Lian Wuxia's face, it is barely acceptable.

The porridge boiled glutinous and sticky after a while, Lian Wuxia filled a bowl of porridge, put a spoon on it and handed it over.Yijian Fengchan was used to being bold and unrestrained, and the small spoon in his hand looked ridiculous like a baby's toy, so he simply threw the spoon and threw his head up.Lian Wuxia opened his eyes, and watched indifferently as the big man from the Northern Territory swallowed the fine and sticky porridge as if drinking a burning knife. The twinkling was very bright, and the slightly tragic hairline became more and more cramped—so, he raised his hand and filled him with a large bowl.

It is true that cooking porridge will help Yijian Fengchan, who is coughing half to death, to feed his stomach, but Lian Wuxia will not tell him that the real effect of this fleece-flower root porridge with rock sugar... is actually to prevent hair loss.

The author has something to say: Comrade Renxie's hairline is really a cute spot that has been used for thousands of years.Touching the chin, the author is relying on the blessing of the Great Sage to offend a lot of people this year, why do I always feel that my back seems a little chilly...

Ice muscles and bones, self-cooling and no sweat——Quoted from Su Shi's "Song of the Cave Immortals"