Longevity: The Flawless Dream

On the eve of the Chinese New Year solstice, the author Jun has a very complicated mood.

The past year was a year of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new.The author scrapped the claw machine, so he had to replace it with a new claw machine; the cute maintenance brother completely burned the author's computer motherboard, so he had to replace it with a new laptop; the author's sister-in-law gave birth to a new one for the author. Big fat nephew, but the author is still single...

In order to transfer luck and celebrate the zodiac year, the author Zhe specially bought a laptop from Taiwan, hoping that life will be prosperous in the coming year, and every minute and every second will be full of novelty and excitement! (Of course, the thrilling and exciting things like scrapping claw machines and scrapping computers will be experienced by the author again.)

In order to make a perfect summary of the past year, the author Jun specially sorted out the book reviews in the book review area, took stock of some problems, and launched an exclusive interview——

Zijun: Question [-], when will Susu appear on stage? I have been waiting for a long time.

Yan Fungus: Volume Four.

Zijun: Question [-], from the meaning of the copywriting, Susu is not actually the hero, so who is the hero?

Yanjun: Although it is basically not a secret, the author still wants to pretend to be mysterious, what should I do...

Purple fungus: ...

Zijun: Question [-], when will it progress to romance?

Yanjun: My sister is still young, let's put an end to puppy love~

Purple Fungus: Are they more than [-] years old? !

Yanjun: Mental age is immature.Think about it, with flawless aesthetics, when can I find a bf that suits me~~~

Zijun: According to her aesthetic point of view, it is only a ghost if she can find something that suits her heart!

Yanjun: Those are floating clouds, floating clouds...

Purple Fungus: Question [-], when can the manuscript be picked up?

Yanjun: Dear friends, the author’s manuscripts have been written since the end of [-], and there are still huge faults... So have you ever thought about it, because of the inferiority of the author’s fungus, even in the manuscripts, there are still huge faults? Are there still large and small faults?

Zijun (stretching sleeves): You are so shameless that you still have the nerve to post? !

Yanjun (pointing to fingers): In the ten thousand-year-old pit of Perak, the only thing the author can guarantee is that it is over...

Zijun (putting away the notepad): Okay, I'll let you go for now—it's New Year's Eve, why don't you let your family come out flawlessly to greet the big guys?

Yanjun (sigh): There is no way, she is too busy, the author Jun himself has not seen her for nearly half a month.

Purple Fungus: What?She is still busy?

Yanjun: Why are you not busy?Every year when I was in Pingshan, all the offerings, blessings, and expressions for worshiping the gods, as well as the clothes, shoes and socks for everyone, were prepared flawlessly.Especially the clothes for Lian Emei. In the new year and March, at least four sets of clothes should be changed every month, right?Everything needs to be done carefully and stitch by stitch~

Zijun: But wasn't she swept out of Pingshan by Lian Emei?

Yanjun: What needs to be done has to be done. Anyway, there is an unreasonable [-]-hour express delivery like Feishu.What's more...

Purple Fungus: Anything else?

Yanjun: The most important thing is, after the downfall of Simon, isn't the strength of Jiacheng hidden?The leader is gone, and the remaining bloodthirsty clans have become a mess, and our great Master Longsu has taken it all together.What is the name of the most powerful of them?By the way, it's called Sakya!Based on the principle that to love the king is to love everything the king loves, Sakya pursued Mu Xianfeng crazily.

Zijun: ...seeking Mo Yanxin's expression.

Yanjun: I'm incompetent in emoji!In short, Sakya sings operas under the window all night tonight, "You will fall in love with me and gain the sweetness of love. O night, fade away quickly, O stars, don't twinkle anymore, let the dawn of dawn give me victory!" Ming In the evening, another nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine roses were piled up to send back and forth, making Feng'er unable to sleep peacefully all night, and the circles under her eyes were dark when she put on her makeup in the morning.

Zijun: Can Master Longsu allow his subordinates to mess around like this?

Yanjun: Master Longsu has his own reasons. Think about it, Mo Yanxin's sullen temper that doesn't make a sound after ten needle pricks, how could he break the relationship with Feng'er if he didn't provoke him severely? What about window paper?

Zijun: Did Mo Yanxin act?

Yanjun: Don't look at this kid who usually doesn't speak, he's also listless inside.He didn't get serious with Sakya, in fact, he couldn't beat him if he got serious, he went directly to our flawless sister, and said that Sakya, a bloodthirsty person with red roots, pestered Feng'er and a human all day long, it must be existence What bad idea.What bad thoughts could a bloodthirsty think about humans?Foodie's obsession with food!Wuxia, you also know that the value of violence is still high, not to mention the shortcoming. That night, he directly grabbed Sakya by the collar and tied him up, and threw him outside from night to dawn. Give me the sour feeling of victory".

Purple Fungus: Sunburned?

Yanjun: No, she dragged him back before the first ray of dawn appeared.

Purple Fungus: ...seeking the area of ​​Sakya's psychological shadow.

Yanjun: Hee hee.

Purple Fungus: The matter was resolved satisfactorily!

Yanjun: Unfortunately, there is still a follow-up.

Purple Fungus: Huh?

Yanjun: The love and hate of bloodthirsty people...you understand.Wuxia is so violent, and has crushed him with his strength, and is still good-looking. Sakya himself has a tendency to tremble a bit. He was beaten up by Master Longsu and became his brainless fan. Now he is beaten up by Wuxia's sister paper , suddenly found that I fell in love with my sister at first sight!After carefully investigating Chinese marriage customs and culture, he decided that his father-in-law was the biggest obstacle in his pursuit of love (this guy must have consulted the notes left by Simon in Jiacheng, Shu Daoxing... everyone understands), so he decisively asked Master Longsu proposed that he wanted Wuxia to be his partner.

Zijun: Long Su agreed?Wait, that's not the point, how did Long Su become the father-in-law!

Yanjun: This is not the point.The point is that Sakya can be regarded as Lord Longsu's loyal leader, and it would hurt the feelings of the monarch and ministers to directly refuse, so Longsu sent a flying letter to Lian Emei to explain the situation, and by the way kicked the ball to Wuxia's genuine adoptive mother.It didn't take long for Emei to reply to the letter, with the first four characters on the cover "forward to Sakya".Sakya opened it joyfully, and was slapped straight at the next moment by the gushing out of the palm.That scene was torn apart, blood flowed all over the place, tsk tsk, it was really miserable, that bazaar~

Zijun: The cloud goddess is really domineering.

Yanjun: In fact, the most domineering thing is Master Longsu's magic knife.It is said that Sakya put himself back together with great difficulty, and Master Longsu looked at him with great sympathy, and patted him on the shoulder amiably, saying: "Look, Sakya, the mother-in-law is the insurmountable on your road to love." peak!"

Purple Fungus: Sakya gave up?

Yanjun: Wait until he wins Lian Emei first.

Zijun: Don't say you can't win, even if you win, the future of Sakya's pursuit of love is not optimistic. If you guess correctly, sister Wuxia doesn't know what he's thinking at all, right?

Yanjun: Yeah, my sister is still young, how can I fall in love early?

Zijun: What is that flawless girl doing now?Don't tell me it's New Year's Eve and she's still making clothes for Lian Emei!She is a Taoist genius!Not a girl who serves people!Don't play with your own heroine like this!You are still not your mother!

Yanjun: Oh, isn't it that every year on the first day of the lunar new year, Longsu has to hand-write blessings to all ministers?Usually there is Xianfeng ghostwriting, but this year she is too busy to get engaged to Mo Yanxin, and Long Su's subordinates have added a large number of bloodthirsty people. Wuxia's younger sister, who stayed in Shulou Xifeng for the Chinese New Year, played chess with Longsu. They agreed that if the younger sister lost, she would write blessings for Longsu.

Zijun: Then she must lose.

Yanjun: Well, I lost two games and won one game.In order to commend the progress of sister paper's chess skills, Long Su allocated a large amount of relief funds to Liufa Tiangong.

Zijun: May I ask...how did she win?

Yanjun: My sister played a rogue for a while.

Purple fungus: progress across the ages...

Yanjun: Lord Longsu taught you well.

Zijun: But I still have a question.

Yanjun: Say.

Zijun: Why did Wuxia celebrate the New Year at Long Su's house?It stands to reason that Jin Bazhen should be closer to her, right?

Yanjun: Would you like to be vegetarian throughout the Chinese New Year?

Purple Fungus: Haha I forgot about Flawless Vegetarianism and Azoo Attributes!Spending the New Year with this kind of person is simply masochistic! (Fortunately, Master Long Su has already gotten used to being abused.)

Yanjun: Of course, New Year’s money is indispensable.

Zijun: The New Year's money given by the Lord of Laughing Penglai must be very considerable, right?This year, Lord Long Su was added... Aww, envy, envy, hate!

Yanjun: Of course, you have already passed the age of receiving red envelopes and irreversibly entered the era of giving red envelopes, hahahaha!

Purple Fungus: ... With this gloating tone, have you forgotten that you are me, I am you, you and I are one?Isn't the lucky money I sent out from your account?

Yanjun: ...This is a heart demon!This is definitely a demon!Where is the Holy One?Please help kick her out! ! !

The author has something to say: The pattern of Sakya's singing is the lyrics of "Turandot: No One Sleeps Tonight"

I wish you all a happy new year and a happy year of the monkey!