Longevity: The Flawless Dream

To confess one's own mind, this has become a conclusion.

How to confess one's heart successfully is a problem.

Who to ask for advice is even more a question worth thinking about.

Jianxue?He himself is single and a celibate for thousands of years, and he is short of an ascetic monk who needs to shave his head; Mister Butterfly has rich experience in love, but it is a pity that he has been chasing Gongsun Yue for 18 years and has not yet married. After repeated defeats and battles; the appearance of six ugly cripples...you can tell at a glance that there is no hope of leaving the singles; Su Huanzhen's wife's death has been at the top of the list of daughters in the world for hundreds of years, ask him for advice?How unlucky!

After several days of careful thinking, Yijian Fengchan took stock of all the people he knew who might have love experience, and found that only one person was more reliable.

"How to please a woman?" Bei Chenyin looked at the uninvited guest who suddenly jumped in from the wall, and his solemn face rarely showed surprise.

Yijian Fengchan's habitually wild and indifferent expression was written all over his blue face. Only by careful observation could he find something called embarrassment from his slightly trembling eyebrows: "Do you have any suggestions?"

Bei Chenyin is a normal man and naturally has normal physiological needs.Although there has been no continuation since the death of the princess, it is not possible to really embark on the path of asceticism.As soon as he became interested, he had set foot in the red tents of military prostitutes and the famous Qinglou Chuguan in the dynasty. Even his capable subordinate, Caijian Zhushuiliu, was also his lover who had followed him for many years.

In terms of showing favor to women, Bei Chenyin asked himself if he really had no experience.

But how can Shen Sheng take down such a difficult person as Ren Xie, even with Ren Xie's arrogance, he is not sure of his pursuit?Could it be that Dry Walker once hinted that his relationship with Shuangxie is an extraordinary and wonderful light?

Since learning of this name, it is not that he has not used his subordinates to investigate and search for it. However, as Ku Xingzhe said, he knows everything about the turmoil in the court and the turmoil in the rivers and lakes. Far less than the first two.The sporadic information is summed up, and only a general idea can be pieced together: the female crown who has a kind heart and saved countless lives, is masked, rides a white deer, her whereabouts are unpredictable, and her appearance is vaguely beautiful.

Bei Chenyin was pondering in his stomach, and a confident attitude already appeared on his face, and he said in a deep voice: "Women are delicate, sensitive, and thoughtful, and it is extremely difficult to grasp what is on their minds."

Yijian Fengchan suddenly felt a sense of confidant.If the heart of a woman is a needle in the sea, then the heart of practicing longevity is like a thread of embroidery needles under the ruins of the boundless return. Usually, good intentions are ignorant of current affairs, and when the temper comes up, you will rush to life and death. What's more terrible is that you will never know where she will be. When and for what reason to get angry, it is impossible to guard against. For example, the last time when there was a disturbance in Bingfeng Ridge, he just sat at home and was beaten up for no reason. After the truth came out, he was actually Because of the inexplicable words of Guxiao's inexplicable woman—is he really provoking someone?Dou E did not wrong him!

Bei Chenyin also said: "However, women's sensibility makes them very easy to be moved by sincerity, as long as you close the door of their hearts, let them see your persistence, supplemented by a gentle and considerate attitude, beautiful words of love, even high-spirited women Ridge ice and snow, don't worry if it won't turn into a river of spring water."

Yijian Fengchan imagined the scene, the gentle and considerate self said beautiful love words, and Lian Changsheng, who was standing beside him like a mountain of ice and snow, was so moved that he turned into a stream of spring water...

He raised his hand, rubbed the protruding goosebumps on his arms, and interpreted his evaluation of Bei Chenyin's words with a vivid expression—nasty.

Dead wood cannot be carved.Bei Chenyin stared at him gravely, and decided to teach him from the most basic method: "Women love beauty, rouge and gouache can repair their appearance, beautify their complexion, brighten their skin, and enhance their body fragrance. No woman can refuse such a method." temptation." He smiled subtly and calmly, "This king just happens to know a woman who is proficient in this way."

The woman mentioned by Bei Chenyin is Zhu Tao, the eldest aunt of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. She was born as a medical girl. The rouge water powder has the advantages of beautiful color, fragrance, moisturizing skin and long-lasting color. Since the first model came out, it has been highly praised by concubines in various courts. exist.It is said that Beichenyu, Beichenyin's elder brother and nominal father of Beichen Yuanhuang, once gave away three types of face powder and lip balm produced by Zhutao when he was pursuing the folk beauty Du Xiangdie, and easily won the beauty's heart .

It's just that since the Empress Dowager Changsun and Empress Yue Yinhe died one after another in the Beichen Fengxian Rebellion, Beichen Yuanhuang's harem was empty and empty, except for some young or old court ladies, there was no noble person who could make Zhu Tao show her talents.In addition, I am already old, and I have nothing to do every day except receiving salary and being a little maid. As time goes by, I can't help but feel that life is not at the right time, and the present is not as good as it used to be.

It's such a boring and empty life to eat and wait for death to retire.

Therefore, when the envoy summoned her to choose cosmetics for the distinguished guests of One Word Side by Side, Zhu Tao immediately felt a sense of depression, her waist was no longer sore and her legs didn't hurt, and she didn't have to struggle to go up to the fifth floor.As for why this distinguished guest looked like a rough man who lacked energy and blood and lived in the open all year round and didn't understand love, it was completely out of her concern.

"What's the girl's skin like? How's her facial features? How's her temperament? Which style and color do you prefer for everyday clothes?" Zhu Tao asked four questions in one breath.To this, Yijian Fengchan's answer is: "White; good; good; practitioner, purple."

Before she could finish speaking, a vein appeared on Zhu Tao's well-maintained and charming face, which was extremely damaging to her personal temperament.

"Calm down, calm down!" She warned herself, "Not every man can be like the first emperor who can tell the number of lipsticks and shades, and even personally choose fragrance powder for the queen in the palace and the love outside the palace. These You have gone through many years of ups and downs, so there are not many straight men who don’t know how to do it? With your professionalism, are you afraid that you won’t be able to match the appropriate cosmetics?”

Thinking of this, she already showed a decent smile: "Most girls who practice with hair like cleanliness, and I'm afraid they don't pay much attention to makeup. If so, I suggest that adults can give her a box of lip balm."

"Mouth fat?" To Yijian Fengchan's ears, the term was no different from heavenly scriptures. Seeing Bei Chenyin's knowing but hidden smile when he heard the words, he couldn't help but feel more and more confused.

Zhu Tao didn't expect this rough man to understand the small tricks contained in this proposal, seeing that he really didn't understand, so she smiled and said: "My lord doesn't know, lip gloss is a thing for women to make up their lips, except for moisturizing and In addition to coloring, you can also make up the shape of the lips. And this method of painting lips is very particular, if the girl your lord mentioned is not very proficient, your lord can..." He said with a meaningful smile.

In ancient times, Zhang Chang's thrush has been passed down as a good story through the ages, but what kind of charming story is it to be able to dye the lips of the woman you like?

Painted lips by hand... Thinking about it this way, it seems that I can finally take off Lian Changsheng's obtrusive veil?

Yijian Fengchan finally understood her good intentions, but expressed [-]% doubts about its practicality.Lian Changsheng can guarantee that she doesn't understand the details of lip painting, but he doesn't even understand it himself.But Zhu Tao didn't expect him to understand, immediately summoned a few little maids under her command, took out some small white jade boxes, opened them, and inside were all kinds of fragrant and bright lip balms, and painted the lips of the excited little maids one by one.

For the first one, take vermilion lip balm and apply cherry lips, it is exquisite and lovely.

The second one is to take sandalwood lip balm and apply petal lips, which is delicate and elegant.

The third is to take silver red lipstick and apply water chestnut lips, bright and charming.

Fourth, take scarlet lipstick and apply crescent lips, dignified and noble.

the fifth……

sixth……

Yijian Fengchan listened to Zhu Tao's explanation for a long time, and watched her ask the maids to test colors and draw them one by one. After pondering for a long time in his heart, he finally couldn't suppress the doubt in his heart and asked: "Aren't these all the same color? Why? You have to try so many times? Also, why did you put two red dots on the left and right sides of the face? It's like being bitten twice by a mosquito."

Before he finished speaking, he felt his face tense, but it was Zhu Tao and a group of excited little palace ladies who glared at him viciously.

"It's dimple makeup, it's decorated in the dimples, and it has the beauty of a face like a peach." Bei Chenyin hurriedly explained the science of Zen with a sword before Zhu Tao got mad, although he could never see the beauty of this kind of makeup, but After all, there is still some common sense.After all, Eldest Aunt Zhu Tao was an old person who had been accepted by the inner court since his father's time, if she really got angry, even if he was the side-by-side king, he wouldn't be able to argue with her.

As for the first question about Yijian Fengchan... In fact, the gifts that Bei Chenyin usually gives to his confidante are all handpicked by his capable subordinate and lover, Caijian Zhushuiliu. He is a layman, but he doesn't know it yet, so he explained to Yijian Fengchan with a kind of deepness that he thought he was an expert: "People don't know something. Although the lip balms of these categories are the same color, the raw materials used are different, and the inside is also big. There is a universe."

Zhu Tao and the little maids: ...

That day, Wang Beichenyin, who stood side by side in Beiyu Imperial City, and Renxie, the three legends of swords in the Northern Territory, all experienced the fear of being dominated by the anger of the number one beauty artist in the Northern Territory.

"Women are always stubborn in inexplicable places." Surprised by a group of berserk women, the two hurriedly fled back to the palace side by side. They looked at each other. It was Bei Chenyin who spoke earlier, but he apologized awkwardly. Jian Fengchan didn't care about it, otherwise it would be trivial if those women were not broken into eighteen pieces by means of human evil.

"Everyone has their own inviolable nilins." Yijian Fengchan said, although the positions of these women's nilins are unimaginable, and the way these women bark their teeth and claws when they explode in anger is really scary.If someone else dared to offend him like this, he must be prepared to hang his head on the waist of his trousers, but if the target is a group of old and weak women and children... Renxie is in a good mood and doesn't bother to argue with them.

"Thank you for your hospitality, and farewell," he said.

"Bei Chenyin is ashamed to lead you." Bei Chenyin regretted.It was a pity that I finally had an opportunity to be kind to Renxie again, but it was missed.

in the palace.

"I really can't stand the terrible aesthetics of these straight men!" Zhu Tao said angrily with a ferocious face after kicking the two out of the house.

"What my aunt said is true!" The little maids echoed angrily, "What is the difference between a man who can't tell the difference between a man with a lip color and a dead man!"

The girls denounced for a while, and then angrily started to clean up the mess. Suddenly, a little palace lady exclaimed: "Auntie, the box of lip balm in sandal color is gone!"

"It's quite discerning." Zhu Tao's lingering anger still twitched the corners of her lips with a half-smile.

On the twilight road, Yijian Fengchan held the lipstick box with one hand, studied his eyes in the unabated sunlight, then closed the lid and stuffed it back into the sleeve.

"The colors are obviously the same," he muttered.

The author has something to say: The author finally touched the computer, the update of this chapter is late, tears in my eyes

In fact, there is a follow-up to this chapter——

after many years.

early morning.

Changsheng was sitting in front of the mirror, combing his long and dense purple hair, and looking at the reflection in the mirror of Tunfo standing behind him who was also facing the mirror and holding the eyebrows that were skillfully applying eyeshadow to himself. My whole heart was filled with admiration and admiration.

He understands so well!

she thinks.