I Love Farming

The age of a cultivator is not necessarily directly proportional to his realm, but with Yinjiang Patriarch's seniority, there is no one in the cat clan who is older than him.

I say this to express that no one in the entire cat clan has ever seen the ancestor of Yinjiang play with a cat teasing stick...

That's what kittens are playing with!

After cultivating to the colorless state (Level [-]), one should resist the attraction of moving objects to cats, and further up, catnip and the like are no problem.

But today, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the human race surnamed Cui carried a large kite that was dug out from a warehouse and flew it in the outer city.

And the ancestor Yinjiang turned into a monster, jumping around on the roof and the city, playing with the kite.

Cui Qichao finally had a good time, and Xiaobai was also very happy, except for those cats, looking at the sky one by one, with dull faces.

This kite is made in the shape of a fish, and it is quite three-dimensional. I don't know what material the string is made of, but it is very tough.I heard that during a traditional festival of the cat clan, there are such kites all over the city, and every household has them. The better the family, the bigger the fish.

At that time, the scene looked like "fish" over the entire city where the cats lived. I don't know if it expressed a vision of having fish every year.

Xiaobai also felt that Cui Qichao wasn't running fast enough, so he shouted at the sluggish cats below: "Find a pony to pick him up!"

The cat tribe was ordered by the ancestor to rush to find the horses raised by the cat tribe. Apart from hard work, the horse tribe also pays great attention to bloodlines. There will be a special vision, and after the marrow is washed, bloody sweat will flow from the shoulders. Such horses are called sweaty horses.

The cat tribe found a horse boy who could sweat and blood. The horse tribe was of a higher level than Cui Qichao, with a long, thick black mane around his neck, and it was shiny. He lowered his head in front of Cui Qichao and invited him to come up.

The horse demon didn't have a saddle on him, and Cui Qichao was bold enough to climb up while holding his neck.In this way, kite flying is easier and more enjoyable.

Running in the city was not fun, the horse demon carried Cui Qichao to the plain outside the city, Xiaobai flopped behind, he could lift tens of meters high with one leap, and grabbed the tail of the fish-shaped kite into several pieces , meow meow like thunder.

very impressive.Cui Qichao had never teased such a big cat before. When he jumped up and landed, the ground was covered with dust, and the movement was extremely spectacular.

Finally, after running a few big circles outside the city, Xiaobai was not yet tired, Mazi was sweating and bloody, and he was panting violently.He kept saying that he was fine and could still run, but Cui Qichao was terrified, so he said forget it, you should stop.

"No, I can't... How can I disturb the ancestor's elegance!" The horse demon said firmly.

Cui Qichao found out whether these monster clans were a little blindly obedient to the strong people in the clan, he said: "It's okay, I'll tie the kite to your ancestor's tail, and he will play with himself as usual."

Horse Demon: "..."

Cui Qichao saw the eyes on both sides of the horse demon's long face tilted back, revealing a look of horror.

Cui Qichao: "Just kidding, stop it."

It was the first time that the horse demon came into close contact with this legendary human race, and he discovered two things. First, he could speak the demon tribe's language well, with a bit of a strange accent, and second, he was very courageous.

The horse demon stopped embarrassingly, lying on the ground panting.It was also because he was here and witnessed a very terrible situation.

The Yinjiang Patriarch leaped and landed next to him, and jumped twice on the spot with unsatisfied intentions.

As for Cui Qichao, he raised his hand, "Let's do two sets of movements, sit down!"

The ancestor immediately pressed his hindquarters and sat down.

"squat."

This is when the back legs are still sitting, the front feet are raised, and the squat is up.

"Turn around."

Return to the standing position, as if chasing your own tail, turning in circles on the spot.

When Cui Qichao said "roll", the order was even more forbidden, and he rolled on the ground.

Horse Demon: "%￥#@*&?"

I knew that Xiaobai was not a shepherd cat, or even a cat at all. These actions, not to mention not having a lot of fun, just feel like they carry the memories of the two of them.

They had no scruples at all about how incredible this scene looked to the horse demon on the side.

Under Xiaobai's continuous exercise, his emotions were very excited. After completing the movements quickly, he was even more tickled by this excitement.

Am I a cat?I'm not a cat, I just borrowed cat body data.Am I a cat?I am a cat, I have been a cat with you for several lifetimes, I am your cat.

After Cui Qichao gave the "jump" command with a smile, Xiaobai jumped up, and then stepped lightly into the air, leaping and throwing Cui Qichao down.

Cui Qichao was lying on the soft grass, with a faint smile on his face, he reached out and touched Xiaobai's nose, and Xiaobai rubbed his face against his body excitedly.

Because of his current poor shape, it looked a bit weird. Before he could hold back, he licked it a few times, and it made Cui Qichao drool all over again.

"Hey!" Cui Qichao shouted.

Xiaobai immediately recovered his body, still pressing on Cui Qichao.

Cui Qichao didn't get rid of the perception brought by the little white cat, and didn't care about Xiaobai's too close distance, "Look at your saliva."

Xiaobai buried his head and arched his neck a few times, cleaned up the saliva with magic tricks, took a few more breaths, and touched his hands up and down, as if confirming that it was clean.

To say that Cui Qichao might have felt a little bit of strangeness, but it was not enough to arouse his vigilance. Even Xiaobai knew that he was a little affected by being a cat for too long, and Cui Qichao would not pay too much attention to these actions.

With him, Xiaobai has not been a complete cat for many days, and there may even be some leftovers.

But Xiaobai was different, he stared at Cui Qichao's smooth cheeks, his throat was a little dry, a consciousness was sprouting, maybe he wanted more contact.This person has trained conditioned reflexes, whether he has also trained possessiveness, wants to be his only cat, or wants to make him his only one in turn.

When Cui Qichao touched him, he was very excited, and when he saw the comfort in Cui Qichao's eyes, he became a little more impatient.How can I express this complicated feeling.

Xiaobai approached him a little ignorantly, and put his lips on Cui Qichao's chin.

"Sorry-"

A horse neighing startled Xiao Bai, and the contact took less than a second.

It turned out that the horse demon was frightened by the interaction between the two and choked on his own saliva, so he let out a cry.

"Is this horse okay?" Cui Qichao slapped Xiaobai's face away naturally. Although he knew that the horse demon was also an intelligent creature, this form always made him feel a bit impulsive to work as a part-time veterinarian.

The horse demon felt that he had seen too much, stood up scrambling, and stammered: "I, junior... Xiao Yao should go back first..."

"No need, we've had enough fun, let's go back together now." Cui Qichao looked at the sun and said.

The horse demon lowered his head, his scalp numb.How could it be over, this is not just the beginning of making out, it's over, did he bother the ancestor.

The expression on Xiaobai's face was unpredictable, and he really couldn't tell if he was angry.

Cui Qichao gave him a push before he took two steps, and said in a calm tone, "Go back and I'll give you a ride."

"That's fine." Cui Qichao has been in contact with Xiaobai's new body a lot, and has developed many new ways to play. For example, now he is holding Xiaobai's tail, and Xiaobai uses it to send him to his back, and then he grabs Xiaobai. Bai Er sat down.

Cui Qichao leaned into Xiaobai's ear and said, "I'm afraid this horse monster is thinking about it."

Just like Yan Zongzhu, Fei Guang and the others, Cui Qichao became more calm after experiencing a lot, and even speculated that it would not be long before the cat tribe would spread the gossip about the ancestor of Yinjiang's field battle in broad daylight.

Xiaobai had a ghost in his heart, so he asked him awkwardly: "Well, are you shy?"

Cui Qichao thought for a while and didn't answer directly. Instead, he changed his way and said to Xiaobai flatly: "Last time when I was resting, I saw a letter from an audience accusing me of being an emotionless farming machine."

noob:"…………"

... what the hell!

The horse demon was at the back, and when he saw Cui Qichao still biting ears with the ancestor Yinjiang, and the ancestor was also very gentle, with his tail straightened and gently flicked, he felt even more embarrassed.

Everyone knew that Cui Qichao had met Tanwei Zhenren before, and the ancestor Yinjiang had no Taoist companions before. It seemed that the old house was on fire.

This human race is really amazing.

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"Old Ancestor, that Yan Chunqiu is shouting again, and now all the clans are avoiding Baili, just watch our joke!" The patriarch of the cat clan sat in front of Xiao Bai, and said with a depressed face.

Xiaobai: "You stop her, don't hurt her, she is... Cui Qichao's senior sister."

Yaozu is very knowledgeable about current affairs. For the time being, no one has dared to challenge the position of the ancestors. They all think that the big deal is that they will be exhausted. Anyway, they will not help build the protective wall. Sooner or later, the ancestors of Yinjiang will continue to retreat. It's never too late to have an idea.

So, after a long period of persuasion to no avail, the demon tribe discussed privately, and each gave up their thoughts, but still had to stay at the border.

——They don't invade the human race, I'm afraid the human race will come over!

Especially now, that Yan Chunqiu of the human race was crazy about making troubles. He wanted to go to the demon world to find Cui Qichao, and brought a large group of human races with him.

The other monster clans were very ghostly. Seeing the situation, they all avoided, leaving only the cat clan people on the front line.Isn't this for the ancestor of Yinjiang? It's better to let the cat clan negotiate.

The cat family is at a loss, and it is hard to say anything, so they can only support it.If it weren't for the sword intent left behind by the ancestor Yinjiang, they definitely wouldn't be able to defend the entire line of defense.

When the head of the cat clan heard the irresponsible words of the ancestor Yinjiang, he shed tears that were half true and half false, "Ancestor, please take pity on the children, Yan Chunqiu is so powerful that he rushed over several times I bald the hair on my son's tail, and it can't grow any longer. And those human cultivators under her hands are not fuel-efficient lamps, they flood us with water, burn us with fire, and special The big whale just bumped into it..."

Yuling School's hundreds of thousands of Daoist methods are not just joking, they all greeted them.

Xiaobai crossed his feet, not sure if he listened or not, but when he saw Cui Qichao coming out with vegetables, he immediately opened his mouth wide.

Cui Qichao stuffed a piece of crispy dried fish into his mouth, and asked in the language of the demon tribe: "What's the matter? I seem to have heard Yan Chunqiu's name."

Seeing Cui Qichao coming, the cat patriarch immediately lowered his head in a polite manner. The elders' Taoist companions are not allowed to look around casually.

Xiaobai said vaguely while eating: "Yan Chunqiu shouted to come and take you home, but now she is blocked, it's all right, don't let her in."

Yan Chunqiu would definitely not give up if he came, he had to take Cui Qichao back, unless he told her that Xiaobai was Tan Wei, but that was impossible.

The head of the cat patriarch was still lowered, and he said in his mouth: "Don't get me wrong, I am not advocating that Yan Chunqiu take you back. There is no such rule that you must stay in Yuling as a widow after Tan Wei dies."

Cui Qichao: "..."

Cui Qichao: "...she didn't mean that."

The cat glanced up at him, and quickly said: "Oh yes, she said on the surface that she was rescuing the captured Yuling disciple, but who in our cat clan doesn't know that you and the ancestor agree in love."

Cui Qichao: "..."

He went to see Xiaobai, and Xiaobai was still laughing, happy.

What can he say, forget it.The whole cat family has seen that Cui Qichao is farming here to tease the cats, living a very comfortable life, there is no intention of leaving.

That's right, there is an old saying that those who know the current affairs are the best, and the ancestor is the No.

The patriarch of the cat went on to say: "What I just said to the ancestor was that Yan Chunqiu chased and beat us so hard, we really couldn't bear it, the ancestor didn't tell us to hurt the human race, our own people were beaten more Miserable. Please also ask the ancestors to make a move."

He thought for a while, then hehe said: "Otherwise you can make a move. If people say that you don't want to go back, Yan Chunqiu finds it boring, so naturally he won't bother you."

Cui Qichao pondered for a while: "It's okay, I'll send some special fruits from the demon world to let Sect Master Yan relieve his knot."

The cat patriarch was overjoyed, "Thank you, thank you!"

Cui Qichao waved his hand, there was no need to thank him, he asked casually, "Stay here for a light meal?"

Speaking of this... the cat patriarch went to look at the dishes on the table again, and he smelled Cui Qichao as soon as it was served. eat.

Cui Qichao saw that he had intentions, so he stood up, "I'll go get the tableware."

Xiaobai opened his mouth, but before he could stop it, he was a little depressed, and said to the cat patriarch, "Only two bites are allowed."

Cat patriarch: "... oh oh!"

It's terrible, the ancestor was not happy in his heart, but Cui Qichao made up his mind, and he didn't stop him.

The animal husbandry here in the demon world is developing well, and all kinds of meat are of good quality. Cui Qichao fried small dried fish and made beef with eggs. The staple food is whitebait porridge. There are no vegetables, but some fruits are cut.

The cat patriarch didn't look at the fruit at all, and went straight to the beef, which was sprinkled with shallots and garlic, the eggs were very smooth and tender, and the beef was also very tender, because there were not too many seasonings, and the frying was very tender, and the color was slightly lighter. But the golden egg cubes are more conspicuous, and the whole dish is one word, fragrant and tender.

The whitebait porridge is also very tender, boiled out of gelatin, and there are some shredded ginger and shiitake mushrooms in it. The taste is light but not too bland.There is also a crispy dried fish, which is crispy and salty, which is very flavorful.

Delicious is delicious, but... It feels too uncomfortable to be gouged out by the ancestor after one bite.

After eating about five mouthfuls, the cat patriarch slipped away, "The battle is busy, Yan Chunqiu scolds all day long, so I still leave."

The ancestor still scolded him from behind, "wasting food."

Cat Patriarch: "..."

Really want to go back and finish eating.

"You scared people... cats away." Cui Qichao said, Xiaobai's eyes were so obvious that blind people couldn't see them.

"Where are the wild cats?" Xiao Bai said while gulping down the whitebait porridge.

He ate much faster than Cui Qichao. After eating, he got tired of Cui Qichao's body. He wished he could use all his limbs. He hugged Cui Qichao's waist with both hands, clamped him between his feet, and rested his head on top of Cui Qichao's.

The Taoist body of the Yaozu is too tall, Cui Qichao has a heavy head on his head, and the back is also warm, like a quilt, making it hard to eat.

Cui Qichao said, "Get up."

Knowing that Xiaobai is very proud of his current body shape, he will put him on him when he finds an opportunity.

"I don't..." Xiaobai murmured, even tightening his grip.

Cui Qichao sighed.

Although Xiaobai was behind him, his breath seemed to be on his heart, itching, he couldn't help lowering his head a little, and blurted out in a low voice: "Kiss me."

After speaking, he felt a little uneasy, and stared at Cui Qichao silently.

Cui Qichao ignored him and didn't turn his head.

Xiaobai felt ashamed and said loudly, "You should give me a kiss!"

Cui Qichao still ignored him. He felt that Xiaobai seemed to be making some moves, so he said coldly, "How dare you rub oil on me."

noob:"……"

He was indeed planning to kiss Cui Qichao sneakily, but now that Cui Qichao said that, he moved away in desperation. After thinking about it, he felt overwhelmed and stared at the back of Cui Qichao's head, trying to plan something.

Cui Qichao had already put down the bowl and chopsticks, took out a piece of paper to wipe his mouth, and turned around to kiss Xiaobai's nose.However, after kissing, he also felt a little inappropriate, because after talking with Xiaobai several times, Xiaobai's image as a person became more profound.

Xiaobai was suffocating, but after being kissed, he couldn't breathe for a while, threw Cui Qichao to the ground, and stared at him.

Cui Qichao finally sensed something was wrong, frowned and stared at Xiaobai's eyes, "?"

Xiaobai didn't know what he wanted to do, anyway, Cui Qichao's kiss made him want to do something, but Cui Qichao looked at him like this, and he was afraid, subconsciously afraid.

In the end, Xiaobai licked Cui Qichao's cheeks casually twice, and lay down beside him.

Cui Qichao wiped away his saliva, his brows were still furrowed, and he turned his head to look at Xiaobai, thinking that he might be thinking too much.He is still a child.

……

Cui Qichao agreed to the cat patriarch, got a batch of special products from the Yao clan, and asked Xiaobai to take him to the border to deliver to Sect Master Yan.In addition, the food stored in his Mustard Cave was also given to Sect Master Yan.

Xiaobai really looked like a villain. He stood by with his sword in his arms, and let Cui Qichao go talk to Sect Master Yan.

"I need to trouble the suzerain to send these to all continents and countries." Cui Qichao said, "I will send them later if I stock up too much."

Sect Master Yan gave Xiaobai a bitter look, "How are you doing, Junior Brother? In such a situation, you still want to give us food. You really wronged yourself."

She threatened most of the comprehension world, and in the end, she negotiated the conditions and forced them to send a few people from each sect to accompany her to fight the demon clan, which was completely reversed from the situation not long ago.

Before, the monsters attacked and the humans defended, but now the humans attack and the monsters defend.

"Junior brother, if the old Yinjiang thief threatens you, just blink!"

"Actually, I have had a good time in the demon world during this time. The ancestor Yinjiang is very reasonable. I have seen that the land in the demon world is very suitable for the development of agriculture and animal husbandry. In the future, the two worlds may have business contacts." Cui Qichao He said solemnly, "Of course, it was his fault that Patriarch Yinjiang took the initiative to take me away at that time. The suzerain don't have to worry about it, it's the same everywhere..."

Same farming.

"What's the same?" Sect Master Yan heard that he was avoiding the serious and taking the light of the matter. He was about to die of anxiety, and he didn't really want to poke his heart. The relationship between the junior and the master is deep, and the junior is the saddest when he is forced like this!

"Junior brother, don't you have any dangerous thoughts?" Sect Master Yan suddenly became suspicious.From the very beginning, the younger brother's attitude changed very suddenly. It was obvious that he wanted to sacrifice himself. Now he is still speaking for the ancestor of Yinjiang. Could it be that he wanted to assassinate him after gaining the trust of the ancestor of Yinjiang?

"No, Senior Sister thinks too much." Cui Qichao said, "I really hope that you don't waste manpower and material resources anymore. Now that the Yaozu has indeed managed not to join the Human Race, you are so exhausted, which is not good for the sect. In the future, we can completely schedule After a while, even after it has stabilized, you will come to Yaozu as a guest."

"Are you finished?" Xiao Bai yelled bored not far away.

Sect Master Yan glared at Xiaobai from a distance, and said in a low voice: "Junior brother, how about this, I will bring you into my cave now, and then flee away, Yunmeng and Yuanguang will intercept them, and then I will hide in the sect, Activate the formation..."

Sect Master Yan was really hard to convince, Cui Qichao said firmly: "No need, Senior Sister, I am really doing well. As you can see, I still rode the ancestor of Yinjiang."

Sect Master Yan: "..."

Sect Master Yan thought to himself, this is what makes it even more terrifying!Who knows if the old Yinjiang thief will ride back at night!

"Let's stop here today, senior sister will always understand." Cui Qichao patted Sect Master Yan's arm reassuringly, then waved to Xiaobai.

Xiaobai rushed over immediately, threw Cui Qichao on his back, and then condescendingly glanced at Sect Master Yan with his vertical pupils.

Sect Master Yan felt that this look was particularly insidious and annoying, so he said loudly without giving up: "Junior brother, I will definitely take you back!"

……

Xiaobai had already flown out, and when he heard this, he looked back at Sect Master Yan and the cultivators behind her maliciously, and suddenly turned into a human body, took Cui Qichao into his arms, and said, "Kiss me!" !"

Cui Qichao: "..."

Sect Master Yan heard it so far away, and wanted to rush over at that time, but was held back by two disciples.The expressions of the other cultivators are also extremely exciting, Xin Dao is really famous as meeting!

Cui Qichao pushed Xiaobai and gave him a warning look, "...Huh?"

With selfish intentions, Xiaobai risked being slapped by Cui Qichao, looking like he was about to piss off Sect Master Yan, hugged Cui Qichao and kissed him forcefully, and kissed him on the head and face with his eyes closed.

Cui Qichao: "..."

Xiaobai's heart was pounding, and he couldn't see it with his eyes closed. He thought to himself that the kiss hadn't reached his mouth, so it should have been kissed, right?The kiss must have arrived, this bargain has been secured!