I Love Farming

Cui Qichao frowned at that time, not because of anything else, but because Tan Wei's blood was pricked into his arms, the smell was very strong, and his body was dirty.

But after thinking about it, it is not easy to talk about real Wei, and the blood is also due to the seven days of guarding outside.

What else can a cat act like a spoiled child?He had made dumplings before, and now he picked up one and fed it to his mouth.

Tan Weizheng ate the dumplings happily, as if in an independent space with Cui Qichao, suddenly he felt the silence around him, and all the cultivators looked terrified, including Venerable Chihong.

What is this, what is this? !

Now should I say that you are such a Tanwei real person, or should I say that there is such a master-student relationship in the world?

In the legends of the world of comprehension, Tan Wei is always an arrogant person who is too arrogant to be beaten, makes the enemy's teeth itch with hatred, but is helpless, a strange person who behaves unrestrainedly.He groaned at his disciple, and the legends he had heard for so many years were shattered.

But a strange person is a strange person, playing this with his disciple... Judging by Cui Qichao's aptitude, it's not because of this reason that he was able to become a teacher, right?Is it just to play against the taboos of master and apprentice?

According to the tradition of the human race, although the master-student relationship is not related by blood, it is also within the scope of human relations. It is clearly unethical and incestuous for a master-student to fall in love.

But they, just like Sect Master Yan who knew the truth at the beginning, only dared to shut up and be surprised, and did not dare to criticize one or two things.

Daoist Yunmeng was stunned, and only then did he suddenly understand why his master and uncle were always flattering and inexplicably angry with him.Thinking about my dealings with Master Cui, I am looking for death...

It seems that maybe when Cui Qichao was still a handyman, they had a close relationship. The master and uncle were all in the state of extinct sound, and Cui Qichao was in the state of Jingning. No wonder the master and uncle didn't want Cui Qichao to spend time training hard, so he went straight to the state of Jingning territory.

Just staring at them, watching them finish feeding as if no one else was there, Daoist Tan Wei got up, and reprimanded with some displeasure: "What are you looking at? It's not for you!"

Everyone was excited and nodded obediently.

Yes, who would dare? They didn't even dare when Cui Qichao was the uncle.

Venerable Chi Hong sighed secretly. Fortunately, he had a little thought at the beginning and didn't try to tease Cui Qichao, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to pry their relationship.

He was the only one present who dared to open his mouth: "So you are in that relationship..."

Cui Qichao said generously: "Senior, I've lost my mind."

He knew what these people were thinking, but they were just a normal pet relationship.

"Let's change your clothes first." Cui Qichao said again after looking at the real person Tan Wei.

With a thought, Tan Wei changed his attire, and the blood stains on his face and body disappeared without a trace.

Cui Qichao looked amused, did he deliberately lean on him with a cry of blood just now?

A smile appeared in Tan Wei's eyes, and he cleaned up Cui Qichao's body.

Normally, everyone might not care much about it, but now this little bit of "flickering" is all in the eyes of everyone, and they are almost blind.

Venerable Chihong: What on earth did I want to mess up? !

Only then did Tan Weizheng sit down and talk about what happened to him outside.

……

It is said that at that time, the real person Tan Wei included everyone in the Mustard Cave, and finally he and Cui Qichao also instructed him to send him in as well.

At this time, the sky had collapsed to the front, and a piece of chaos shrouded it.

Real person Tan Wei has already grasped the data of this world clearly, he understands what this setting is, he does not dodge or avoid, and falls into darkness.

He explored in this chaotic realm, the chaos of about a thousand miles away, because the collision between the two realms is still generating energy.If you don't have a cultivation base above the level of listening to thunder (Level [-]), you will be completely lost here.Of course, there are other methods, such as Tan Weizhen, who uses mustard seeds to gather people together.

Daoist Tan Wei flew forward across the realm of chaos, and he knew exactly where the other end was, the demon world.

There are also spiritual animals in the human world that can cultivate, and they are very lucky, and they can also cultivate their cultivation base, but this is quite different from the original monster race in the demon world.

The so-called demons in the human world are actually prompted by the human race, and they are asked to practice after they are born with spiritual wisdom. They become demon cultivators, and they are generally good and evil like humans. Only those cultivation methods that can be practiced are called magic cultivation.

The real native monster race is born with spiritual wisdom, a race that is as intelligent as the human race.

The other end is connected to the desert of the Yaozu, which is full of white sand and empty of people.Most of this desert was also destroyed by the vision of the connection between the two worlds. Daoist Tan Wei sat on the sand and tried to send a message back, but there was no response. It seems that although the two worlds are connected, but because of the chaotic state Existence, temporarily unable to communicate with each other.

Not long after, the vision of the demon world was also discovered. Although the desert was different from the snowy area, there happened to be people, but the demon cultivators arrived very quickly.At this time, Daoist Tan Wei has turned around, and these monster races tried it out and entered the chaotic realm, some got lost in the chaotic realm, and the rest went through the chaos and set foot in the snowy land.

As soon as he arrived in the snowy area, before he could figure out what had happened, he saw a cultivator with an unfathomable realm sitting in the middle, carrying a huge sickle.

Human Race has not seen Yaozu for many years, and Yaozu has not seen human beings for many years. In the past, there were occasional visits to another world, but it was recorded as in ancient books.

Looking at each other face to face at this time, we still have similarities in appearance.

Compared with the human race, the monster race is taller, at least two heads taller, and it also has five fingers, but with more knuckles and sharp nails. This is a weapon that the monster race is born with.

Their facial features are also strange, with slightly pointed teeth, different eye and hair colors, and some have animal ears and tails exposed.I don't know if there is nothing that was not exposed, or it was put away.

It is roughly the same as recorded in ancient books.

These monster races look at people in general, and they can be vaguely recognized as "people", "Is this... a human race?"

In this way, this is the human world, and the big opening leads to the human world.

Speaking of which, they were actually just here to investigate, and they didn't have any specific goals. When they saw a human race, they thought, no matter what, they should tie this up first.

But before they could make a move, Tan Wei Daoist had already come up with a sickle on his shoulders, beating up these monster clans in one go.

Although the cultivation system of the monster race is different from that of the human race, but at the beginning, the great gods were divided into all walks of life, and there were as many auras from all walks of life. "Houtian immortals", that is, the cultivators and the demon race will leave this realm after they reach the same level.Therefore, the strength of the Absolute Sound Realm in the human world is not much different in the demon world.

Daoist Tan Wei beat up the first batch of monsters, tied them up and stuffed them into the Mustard Cave, except for a few monsters.

These monsters with long ears sat on the ground and looked at the real person Tan Wei in fear, only to see him coldly say: "Aren't you going to get out?"

"Aren't you going to catch us?" They bounced up and tried to run back, but Daoist Tan Wei didn't move, and didn't even give instructions such as "Notify your fellow clansmen, whoever dares to come over will end up in the same way".

These monster races jumped into the chaotic realm in an instant, and they were nowhere to be seen.

The vanguard is nothing, but further down, the monsters who came are more organized and have a higher level.

Real person Tan Wei fought a bloody battle with them, and the monster race fled with casualties, and all those who could be caught were caught by real person Tan Wei. After all, real person Tan Wei has been deeply influenced by Cui Qichao over the years and understands the fact that labor is rare.

Later, some of the demon clan were beaten to death or let go by Daoist Tan Wei, which made them very puzzled. After returning, they were extremely puzzled, and even became a hot topic in the demon world.

Who knows that Tan Weizheng snorted coldly in place: arrest you?Think beautifully!

Those monster clans are different from other monster clans. Their ears and tails look like cats. Are they left here for Cui Qichao to pet cats?Of course it was driven away!

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"...Then the place where the two worlds connect is getting wider and wider, and I can hardly hold it anymore. At that time, no one from the monster race dared to come out again. The seventh day was up, so I found a place to rest first. Those monsters who were defeated I put away all the tribes, and when they can move, I will make a few more mustard seed caves and put them in to plant the land. Those who can pass the chaotic state have cultivation levels above the thunder-listening state, and they don’t need to eat or drink at all. Working day and night." Daoist Tan Wei arranged indifferently, saving himself from letting go of a few big cats for his own sake.

He had already seen the appreciation and approval on Cui Qichao's face, and his expression became more and more calm, as if he had just done a trivial thing.

The expressions of the other cultivators were about to distort, "Senior! Then you...don't you analyze the fighting power of the monster race and your attitude towards the human race? Did you interrogate those monster race?"

That's the most important thing, right?And how did the cultivators of the human world arrange it... Why did you start to describe your plan to get those monsters to farm the land at the end of the talk, and even analyzed the size of your strength!

Daoist Tan Wei was silent for a moment, coughed and said: "I found out that the monster race is not divided by clan faction, but by their respective races, the clan is very closely connected, and advances and retreats together. Moreover, the monster race is tyrannical in nature. I'm going to do it, rushing around, without reason."

The place where the two worlds connect will only get bigger and bigger, and finally become a neighbor without shelter. Therefore, it is impossible to guard it, but it is useless to guard it here alone.

By the seventh day, Daoist Tan Wei had received a letter from the Yuling Sect. In just seven days, the cultivators of the human world had basically formed an alliance, divided regions, and guarded Kyushu.

Those casual cultivators who have no organization and some small sects with a small number of people temporarily join the big sects for unified dispatch.

Not only do they have to watch and help each other, but they also have a difficult task of protecting ordinary humans.

Ordinary people don't have the ability of cultivators. If the monster races come to make trouble, the cultivators still have the strength to fight, and it will be a disaster for them.

"At this time, each faction should have sent a group of elders to take over Tianqiong." Daoist Tan Wei said again, "I will release you later, and go back to each sect."

The cultivators should be a little more at ease. The cultivators have to practice a lot to become immortals, and they can't be afraid of hardships. Even if there is a disaster from the monster clan, they have to face the difficulties.It doesn't matter if he is a demon or a demon, but he will reproduce the ancient fate.

However, a few people also felt a little strange, why Tan Weiren didn't just release them, explain the situation, and then go back to Yulingzong to recuperate.Instead, come in and speak these words to them.

Tan Weiren stared at them.

These cultivators also stared at Daoist Tan Wei, wide-eyed and small-eyed, and no one spoke for a long while.

"You can go." Tan Weizhen said.

The cultivators looked at him depressedly, yes, you should let us out.

Master Tan Wei became impatient, and said, "Tsk, whoever caught the Shadowless Grass, I want twelve plants, if you keep them, you can leave."

Everyone: "..."

At that time, the situation was urgent, and everyone rushed down to grab the Shadowless Grass, and then there was a change in the sky, and a series of incidents caused no one to think about the Shadowless Grass anymore.

Who knew that Tan Weizheng brought up the old story again, so it is true that several people caught some Shadowless Grass.

Someone said weakly: "Senior, if it is said that it is your reward for protecting us, there is nothing to say. But, we farmed for Master Cui..."

Tan Weizhen: "You mean that farming is enough?"

That person: "..."

Isn't this asking him how much his life is worth.

Only now did they know why Tan Weizhen came in to chat.

Take a look at each other, grit your teeth, and take it out. At this time, there is no choice.

In the last count, all the Shadowless Grass caught by everyone was only fifteen in total, because they were interrupted halfway, so they did not receive the previous year's quantity.I don't know if the mother plant of the Shadowless Grass has escaped successfully. These will not be the last batch of Shadowless Grass.

Daoist Tan Wei took twelve plants, and each of the old men needed two plants.How other people divide the remaining three plants has nothing to do with him.

Zhen Wei Tan raised his hand and released these people.

Because of what happened in the past few days, most of the rumors about his relationship with Tanwei Zhenren in the cultivation world started today.

But today's facts are right in front of our eyes. Daoist Tan Wei committed incest with his disciple, made out with each other in broad daylight, and suspected that he had forged a very powerful magic weapon for his disciple.

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Sending off the rest of the cultivators, Tan Wei and Daoist three are going back too.

When I got outside the gate of Yulingzong Mountain, I saw countless lines of purple lightning passing through the sea of ​​mist that was originally white and misty, flickering on and off, making the sea of ​​mist purple, like a calamity cloud.

"The suzerain has launched a large formation to protect the mountain." Daoist Tan Wei stopped, hanging in mid-air.

Master Yunmeng also thought of joints, "The disciple went to get the book for the uncle."

Tan Weizheng nodded, and explained to Cui Qichao that once the mountain protection array was activated, outsiders were not allowed to approach Yulingzong at will.If you don't have the identity certificate of a formal disciple or other handyman, you will be hurt by the formation.

Including the fog whales, their ancestors signed a blood contract with Fangcun Daoist, which acts on the bloodlines, so that the fog whales can travel between formations.

However, Cui Qichao's book was not ready before he left, so he had to wait for Master Yunmeng to fetch it for him.

Cui Qichao got the book, and rode a small whale to shuttle through the mountains with the two of them, which attracted a lot of attention. This was because most of the higher-level disciples were sent out to defend, and the rest were lower-level disciples. disciple.

They don't know what the mother whale said to Tan Wei, and they don't know that the little whale is chasing after him. Seeing this scene, they still think that Tan Wei is really kind to this disciple. He is too low to fly by himself, so he is called the fog whale. There is no second example of such treatment in the sect.

Arriving in the Silver Gate Golden Palace, Sect Master Yan was waiting at the door, and said: "The elders are going out to set up defenses, and you will return later to listen to the teachings of your uncle."

They haven't had any contact with the Yaozu yet. The Yaozu may have been frightened by the real person Tan Wei who was guarding the entrance, chopping melons and vegetables, and they were too afraid to re-enter the human world for the time being.

Naturally, everyone should listen to Tanwei Zhenren talk about his experience.

"I also caught some monsters, and I'm about to interrogate them." Daoist Tan Wei said, "You go with me first."

Sect Master Yan nodded, and entered the Mustard Seed Cave.

She had no problem at all with Cui Qichao coming in.

Daoist Tan Wei arrested about 400 monsters, at least all of them were human cultivators above Tinglei level, and they all lay dead on the ground with restraints on their bodies.

Juechenzi lived in this mustard cave, and he sat next to the group of monsters, recording their physical condition and appearance one by one, and numbering them.

Seeing them coming in, Juechenzi said, "These monster races can't speak human language."

Due to the relationship between the ancestors and the great gods, the books of the various ethnic groups are still written in the same text, but the language is not clear.Originally, there was a common language among all ethnic groups, but after the separation of the six realms, it was gradually lost.Nowadays, there are very few people who are proficient in the language of the Yaozu, and there are always those who have encountered adventures, and it is difficult to find them for a while.

Sect Master Yan picked out one of the demon clansmen, and used his fingertips to leak spiritual energy and write a question on the ground.

This demon clan can't use spiritual power, and can only write on the ground with a wooden stick.Because after so many years, the writing is still the same, but the grammar has changed a bit, causing Yan Zongzhu and the others to think that this person's word order is a bit confusing, but they can still understand it roughly.

Under the coercion of Sect Master Yan, the monster clan dared not answer. Sect Master Yan fell into deep thought after reading the answer.It is said that there are not many monsters, because they are fighting each other seriously, and some monsters are even exterminated.

In terms of numbers, the cultivators have the upper hand, but the monster clan is really warlike and easily excited. This monster clan said that when he came here, it was actually because someone in the clan shouted that humans and monsters communicate with each other, so how could they not arrest a few people to taste human flesh.In ancient times, didn't they all feed on each other, they hadn't tasted what their ancestors ate.

And because the monster race is warlike, unlike the human race, which immediately established an alliance, it is easy to defeat at best, but it is difficult to seek peace at worst.The two worlds are at war, and mortals are suffering. Sect Master Yan is not afraid of war, and if it is not necessary, he does not want to see the mountains and rivers stained with blood.

Sect Master Yan was thinking heavily, but he saw his uncle writing on the ground again and asking the demon clan: "You all eat meat? Is no one vegetarian?"

The Yaozu tremblingly wrote and replied, don’t eat it. On their side, eating spiritual grass is like eating some kind of poison. painfully.

I heard that there used to be a monster clan who were mainly vegetarians, but they all died later.

Tan Wei's face turned serious, and he asked, "So it's impossible for someone to grow vegetables. How vast and fertile is your demon world?"

Sect Master Yan: "..."

Seeing that the real person Tan Wei got the answer, the demon world and the human world are almost formed in the same mold, and there is also a land of Jiuzhou, with boundless fertile soil, which has never been cultivated by demon clans.Let's put it this way, the animal husbandry of the Yaozu is relatively developed...

Cui Qichao and Tan Weizheng sighed in front of Sect Master Yan.

Why?Why is the Yaozu so wasteful?

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When the elders of the Yuling Sect arrived at the Golden Palace, the three of them had already left the Mustard Seed Cave, all of them looked solemn, and there was a demon clan tied under their feet.

When the elders saw this expression, their hearts skipped a beat, and they quickly asked, "Sect Master, what's wrong?"

Sect Master Yan lowered his head and seemed unwilling to speak, and after a while he whispered: "I have some differences of opinion with Master Uncle."

The elders thought to themselves, what a big event the two worlds communicate, no one knows what will happen in the future, and now they are guarding various places, but for the future development, there are almost as many opinions as there are people in the cultivation world.It is not surprising that the suzerain and the uncle disagree.

They all know the suzerain's thoughts, "What does the uncle think?"

Tan Wei looked at the sky and said: "I said it's better to go to the demon world and take all the monsters as serfs, so as to save them from wasting land. The food that has been planted will be eaten by ordinary people, so there will be no worries for all eternity."

Elders: ".........??"

Tan Weizhen said boringly, the monsters are all guys with nowhere to use their strength, it would be better if they were all scattered on the ground.

There must be a battle between humans and demons. If this is the case, why make a thorough attack and go directly to the demon world, once and for all, drive the tractor to their land, and requisition them all.

An elder asked blankly: "...What is a tractor?"

Tan Weiren: "My apprentice invented it. Cui Qichao, tell them."

Cui Qichao actually laughed when he saw the real person Tan Wei. This idea is not easy to realize, but you still have to affirm Xiaobai first. Years of experience tell him not to annoy the cat. Your cat gave you a mouse, of course you can’t reprimand him. "Your thoughts are good, I am very happy."

Tan Weizhen: "Hmph..."

Elders: "???"

Sect Master Yan suddenly realized that farming seemed to have always been the younger brother's hobby, so the uncle's proposal just now was actually trying to please the younger brother, right?

After living for thousands of years, she suddenly felt an unprecedented chill.

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Ljj:

[I'm blind, picking sugar out of shit every day, and picking out farming in the plot of Tan Wei's real person]

[Tan Wei really has no hands?Do you want me to come and feed you? ? 】

[Sooner or later, one day I will plant Cui Chongdi on Tan Wei's head, making your head green...]

[Today is also a day to curse Tanwei Zhenren]

[I seem to understand why you, Cui, like to talk about Wei Wei, this Nima is also a farming maniac!The two have similar interests! 】

[He is also equipped to farm? ! 】

[I think it's just to use the name of farming to win the favor of Master Cui. I think what he loves is fighting.I don't think there is much time left for farming after the battle, so we should concentrate on farming in the rear, and at the same time transport some military equipment to exchange prisoners of war for work. 】

[Heartbroken, what did I say, I just said that this guy is a disaster for the country?Lest the world be peaceful! 】

[Steady, must be steady, don't keep thinking about eating a big fat man in one bite, or you will lose your wife and lose your army, first plant all the mustard seeds in the cave and the human world.There is not much time to say, and the efficiency of farming must be maximized. 】

【What exactly is Mr. Cui thinking, don't be happy】

【You didn't say that before...】

[Sneer, you Cui didn't fall in love like this before]