I Love Farming

The real world was in chaos, and even the female viewers, who were quite "accurate" in their predictions, couldn't help but turn pale with shock and couldn't believe it.

It took them three seasons to accept the setting that Cui Qichao was devoted to farming, and they had teased for a long time beforehand about the purpose of the real person.Who knew that this plane, Cui Qichao, slapped them in the face again, and suddenly changed, not only falling in love, but also suddenly lusting after beauty!

[...Fuck, tell me quickly, this kind of contact with you straight men is very common, right? 】

【Tsk, if my brother dares to touch me like this, I'll blow his head off. 】

For a while, LJJ's affiliated forums were flooded with related topics, and the previous Interstellar ABO, Cui Qichao, didn't follow.

It's not that they are too easily irritated and frightened like this with one action, but that Cui Qichao had given everyone too much confidence before, and there was never anything that could be imagined.

Topic: After three seasons of drama without CP, it suddenly seems to turn to Danmei...

Subject: I want to fuck JJ, there is no notice for such a big event

Topic: No one can sleep tonight, Shennong is suspected of falling in love, where are thousands of experts going!

Cui Qichao's temperament has changed drastically. Is it true Tanwei's tricks, or LJJ has lost his mind again and doesn't use the Danmei label.

There were also people who came out to dissuade them, please be patient and don't be impatient, maybe there will be a turning point later, for example, Cui Qichao was just trying to lie about Tanwei Zhenren's place, or Cui Qichao is actually Tanwei Zhenren's illegitimate son, and so on.

No, Cui Qichao also took six serfs with him, and there is such a vast mustard seed cave waiting for him to cultivate. I believe that the dark Shennong will not let everyone down, abandon the interference of lust, and firmly cultivate the road.

[Cui Qichao, I beg you, remember what you said!There's no point in being in love! 】

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With the technical support of Tanwei Zhenren, Cui Qichao had a detailed chat with the six serfs and asked them what spells they were good at.

Tan Weiren already knew what the conversation was about, so he didn't follow in.He thought of a way to cut off a strand of his hair and add his consciousness and blood essence to make a "key" to enter and exit the Mustard Cave. As long as Cui Qichao tied it, he could enter and exit the Mustard Cave by himself.

In the Mustard Cave, Cui Qichao sat on the ground to understand the situation.

Venerable Chi Hong glanced at him, but he didn't dare to put on airs. Although this is just a little monk in the Ningjing state, he is so thoughtful, and he can see it at a glance. Before Daoist Wei makes a decision, he still looks at the little monk!

After living for so many years, Venerable Chi Hong will never think that cultivation is everything, maybe this little monk has bewitched Master Tan Wei...

"Cough cough," Venerable Chi Hong cleared his throat, and boasted, "Little brother, you told Senior Tanwei that you will definitely not suffer a loss if you save me. I have learned the Dongyang Dafa, and when I breathe, I radiate a stream of fire." Thousands of hectares, no one can stop, once burned and killed Feixian alive!"

Cui Qichao said "Yes", "Okay, I already know your strength. Now we are going to the second item, transplanting and thinning, do you know how to do it?"

Venerable Chi Hong froze for a moment, "What kind of spell is that?"

Cui Qichao: "Didn't you say that you also started as a mortal? You didn't grow up in the realm of comprehension. Why, you don't know what transplanting is?"

Venerable Chi Hong thought for a while with a solemn expression, and then said seriously: "Is it the rice planting I thought? Is that so?"

As he spoke, he made a motion of bending over to plant rice seedlings.

Cui Qichao: "Yes, this."

Venerable Chihong lowered his head and thought about it, and said, "I don't really understand." He had a bad premonition, and added, "I, Venerable Chihong, have dominated the cultivation world for many years..."

Cui Qichao interrupted him: "Well, that means learning from scratch."

Venerable Chihong: "..."

Venerable Chihong: "Why??"

……

Juechenzi: "Can you still learn about my way of flying to the moon? Brother, I don't think Senior Tanwei has you as an apprentice. Why do you plant seedlings? It would be great if you follow me to cultivate immortality."

"No," Cui Qichao frowned, "Go directly to the next item."

This Juechenzi still claimed to be a decent person, but just now he told Cui Qichao about the exercises for a long time, about the Dao of Flying to the Moon, Cui Qichao thought he was a descendant of Chang'e.

As a result, Juechenzi explained that this was his original technique. His idea was that if he cultivated to the extreme, he would be able to ascend without going through a catastrophe. When the heavens were not paying attention, he could go straight to the Taiyin star and enter the fairyland.

That is, smuggling.

Cui Qichao recognized Juechenzi's imagination very much, but it was impossible for him to learn the way of smuggling from Juechenzi. On the contrary, he hoped that Juechenzi would learn the way of farming from him.

Juechenzi was very frustrated, "Why do you have to farm?"

Cui Qichao said: "To be honest, besides you, we have five mustard caves, and each of them has an old senior who is in a similar situation as you, and wants us to rescue them."

Juechenzi was shocked, "Why, how could this happen?"

He saw that Cui Qichao was not joking, so he was anxious, "The situation is similar? Are they also going to repair their souls? What kind of state are they?"

"Almost, in short, they all need to replenish their bodies, and their realm is similar to yours." Cui Qichao also talked about Venerable Chihong's exercises.

"Reverend Chihong, I have heard his name before, 50 years before my accident, I heard that he has fallen, but I never thought that he was attached to the Jiezi Cave just like me..." Juechenzi murmured , He had vaguely guessed what Cui Qichao was going to say next, "However, his Dongyang Dafa is definitely not as good as my Benyue Dao! If you save me, I am willing to join the Yuling Sect!"

"The treasures of heaven and earth needed to repair the soul are so many and rare that they are rare in the world, especially for a cultivator of your level." Cui Qichao said, "With the power of the Yuling Sect, I am afraid that only one person can be rescued at a time. I think, How to decide which one to save is really a difficult problem, and I plan to plant crops in this mustard hole, so I simply ask you to be field managers, and whoever has the highest yield will be rescued first."

This is what he discussed with Tanwei Zhenren, and it is not a lie. Let them feel at ease to farm here first. After the live broadcast is over, after a period of time, they can also investigate which of the six is ​​more suitable, and then hand it over to Yuling Zong rescue.It just so happens that the Yuling Sect is also a place that accommodates all kinds of people, and can accommodate all kinds of cultivators.

In fact, the consumption of treasures is second to none. Cultivators in the Absolute Sound Realm can't convert it like this, and they can't get it if they ask for it. The main reason is that the materials that do exist are very rare and rare, and there is no market for them.

After hearing this, Juechenzi sighed, suddenly thought of something, and said, "Since they are also in the Mustard Cave, why don't you put us all in the same cave, and ask us to solve the problem of candidates!"

Cui Qichao flatly refused. He was taking care of his grandfather with him, not raising Gu with him. If they were put together, who knew what would happen.

"If you really don't want to, I'll give the mustard seed cave to others. You can continue to implement what you thought before." Cui Qichao asked.

"No, I'll just farm the land." Juechenzi waved his hands again and again.

·

Daoist Tan Wei went to find Sect Master Yan again, but he still asked for something, this time he cut straight to the point, "Is there any Taiyi water?"

In this world, the Taiyi water has a certain amount, because they were born at the beginning of the primordial world. The so-called Taiyi is actually the origin of heaven and earth.

This is the earliest water in the world, only one hundred and eight drops are left, and one drop can change and produce infinite water.

Don't look at Tan Weiren asking questions in such a relaxed tone, but in fact, even a big sect like Yuling Sect only has three drops of Taiyishui.

If this water is in the hands of practitioners of water practice, it will be of great benefit, and they will be able to comprehend the original wisdom in it.

Of course, Master Tan Wei wanted this water because he saw that it could generate water resources infinitely. Facing Sect Master Yan's puzzled eyes, he said, "There was no spring water in those six mustard seeds last time."

Only then did Sect Master Yan know what he was going to do, and he almost didn't hold back his anger, "Master, I'll send someone to fetch some water for you at the foot of the mountain. It's not a problem to pretend to be a river and a lake."

"It's not as convenient as Taiyi water." Daoist Tan Wei said, he not only has thousands of miles of land waiting to be watered, but he will have more time to use water in the future.

Sect Master Yan showed a look of embarrassment.

Tan Weizheng glanced at her, as if written in his eyes: It seems that your respect for the uncle is nothing more than that.

It would be fine if the uncle used it for cultivation, but it was used to make raw water. Sect Master Yan really didn't want to agree, and she was afraid of angering the uncle, so she lowered her head and wanted to pretend to die for a while.

Tanwei Daoist Shi Shiran said: "You should check all the other mustard caves in the widow's library. In the six mustard caves you gave me that day, each of them hides a cultivator from the Absolute Sound Realm. Remnant soul."

Sect Master Yan was stunned: "...Huh?"

After she understood it carefully, she realized that Tan Wei Zhenren still had adventures, but it is a pity that Tan Wei Zhenren himself is a strong man in the Absolute Sound Realm, otherwise, if he is led away by a disciple who is not yet high in the normal situation, it is very likely that he will be taken away by a disciple who is not at a high level. It's an ups and downs story.

Although Zhen Wei Tan didn't tell Sect Master Yan about her plan, she could guess that it was all right, and immediately said: "There are three drops of Taiyi water in the sect, one drop is at the elder's place, and one drop is at the place of a person who cannot be killed. (Level [-]) cultivators, they all practiced the water movement method, so it is inconvenient to come back, but fortunately there is still a drop left, I have been keeping it myself, and I will give it to my uncle."

Tan Weiren: "Are you willing to give it now?"

Sect Master Yan said respectfully: "The master uncle has already spoken, how dare you hide it again."

Anyway, in the future when the uncle is ascended, Tai Yishui will still come back, this is the rule in the sect, it is not really a personal gift to someone.

In the hands of the master uncle, he is holding the remnant souls of six experts in the Absolute Sound Realm. What kind of concept is this? It is one more than their Yuling Sect's existing Absolute Sound Realm.These cultivators originally wanted to find a way out, or choose a successor, but if they could take them all for their own use, then the Yuling Sect would be really amazing.

The Taiyi Water was extremely heavy, and was sealed in a piece of emerald jade by Sect Master Yan, and Tan Wei took the Taiyi Water and walked away.

Sect Master Yan stayed where he was for a while, and immediately rushed to the widow's library. She had to search carefully, if she could find other old men!

·

Tan Wei got Tai Yishui, and built a huge reservoir, or lake, in each of the six mustard caves, and ordered people to send grains, vegetables and other crop seeds.

With the amount he needs, Yuling Sect doesn't have that much stock, and has to go down the mountain to buy seeds.Fortunately, the exchange of practitioners is only a matter of a moment.

Cui Qichao sowed seeds in the Mustard Cave, and the crop ratio was the same every winter. He taught six old men how to farm.The old men are still good at learning, but Cui Qichao has to give them chemistry lessons now when they keep asking what type of aura is nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium.

The old men were very surprised. If they were asked to decompose, they could also decompose dust and dust, but they didn't expect that they hadn't been out for thousands of years. Ordinary people could observe such details, and even named them. The role of research , I do not know how to do it.

This Cui Qichao has only been in Ningjing not long ago, so this knowledge must have been learned from the world.

Cui Qichao taught them to farm scientifically, and they used fantasy methods to achieve it. Of course, this is what Cui Qichao wanted, otherwise, take Shishui as an example, there is no irrigation system, such a large piece of land, he alone, no real person can talk about it. Not good.

Even if the old men are remnant souls, they are also remnant souls of the Absolute Sound Realm. They can still transfer water for thousands of miles in the Mustard Cave and irrigate with precision, and they are still proud of their ability to control water.

It's just that fertilization is a bit disgusting.

If it is outside, you can set up a magic circle, which is like a proud field, and the crops grow extremely fast.But Mustard Seed Cave is a world of its own, with limited aura, and it is troublesome to replenish it after using it in large quantities.

Cui Qichao has figured it out, not only in this cave, even in the whole world, this spiritual energy is actually a non-renewable resource. It has been generated so much since the beginning of Hongmeng, and it has been used less and less since ancient times. Therefore, there are many ancient gods, and now they can ascend are less and less.

Having said that, where did a group of cultivators do this? Even if they did, they don't know what happened thousands of years ago.It's impossible to use your hands, and it's even more impossible to stir it with your own magic weapon. Get a stick, and use your power to control the fertilizer in the air from a long distance away.

From this point of view, they were the cleanest class that Cui Qichao had ever led.

The raw materials for the fertilizers were all collected by the Da Yuling Sect, from domestic garbage, litter, and animal manure, it was still not enough.

However, in addition to food and vegetables, Cui Qichao also transplanted some trees and grass, and caught some insects and animals because he wanted to build an ecosystem here.In the future, it is estimated that the fertilizer inside will be self-sufficient.

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Cui Qichao's Mustard Seed Caves are all hung on his waist generously, but it's not his wish, Xiaobai is willing to see them, and he must hang them all.

In fact, even if they weren't strung together like this, they would still be eye-catching. Cui Qichao wore two bracelets, one finger puller, and three rings on his body. Even a magic weapon would look silly enough.It is better to tie it together, but there is no way to expose it.

He wandered around, collecting insects, animals, fertilizers, etc., and he was familiar with all the disciples.Originally, everyone only heard his name, but now seeing him in person, they are not in a good mood.

——This man has a string of mustard seeds hanging on his waist, walking around, jingling, maybe he got some benefits from talking to Daoist Tan Wei, and showing off back and forth!How exasperating!

That day, Cui Qichao was counting Yufeng and catching bugs with a small gauze bag. Suddenly, a few streaks of light fell on the peak. Cui Qichao, who was the leader, remembered seeing him in Xuanpu that day. By.

Cui Qichao bowed to them and continued to catch bugs.

The leader took a good look at Cui Qichao before entering the yard, but the rest of the disciples stayed outside for the time being. They looked at each other twice, and then walked to Cui Qichao's side, "How can you make mustard seeds cave into the sky in the Ningjing?" ?”

Cui Qichao stopped what he was doing, "Reverend Tan Wei taught me the secret method."

Everyone knows that it must be taken care of by Tanwei Zhenren, but these people are a little eccentric and authentic: "Is that also Tanwei Zhenren teaching you how to use Tai Yishui?"

Others don't know about the fact that Daoist Tan Wei begged for Tai Yishui, but they do.Because of this Taiyi Water, their master had been fighting for it, and wanted to get the third drop of Taiyi Water, so the suzerain had loosened up a little in recent years.If Master obtains Tai Yishui, their disciples can also study it together and benefit from it.

Unexpectedly, overnight, the suzerain Baba entrusted Tai Yishui to the real person Tan Wei.

No one dared to say anything to the ancestors, but I heard that Tanwei Daoist asked for Taiyi water, it seemed that it was put into the mustard seed cave for special purposes, so the suzerain gave it to him.Looking at it now, what special purpose was given to Cui Qichao?

Daoist Tan Wei didn't need Taiyishui in the first place, and the mustard seed cave filled with Taiyishui was in the hands of Cui Qichao in a blink of an eye. When they knew it, their noses were almost crooked.

Cui Qichao didn't know what Tai Yishui was at all, he only knew that there was an extra source of water, but he thought that real person Tanwei, like real person Yunmeng, was pretending.Tan Weiren still wants to wait for him to find out by himself, so that he can pretend to be a big one.

Therefore, facing their words, Cui Qichao just looked indifferent, "I don't understand what the elders are talking about."

What's so special about Cui Qichao? After waiting for so long, everyone didn't see him show up. He didn't see much improvement in his cultivation after entering the Ningjing state, so he just relied on the accumulation of those ingredients.

Now, he is still catching bugs here, and Tai Yishui is in his hands, it is simply a waste of money.

"Are you still pretending to be stupid?" A yellow-clothed disciple looked at him angrily, "You can hide this matter from others, but you can't hide it from us. Don't pretend to be foolish."

Cui Qichao looked at them calmly, as if he didn't know or he didn't know.

The calmer Cui Qichao was, the more angry they were. They were following a good master, and ordinary servants didn't dare to raise their heads when they saw them.

"Don't think that you are nothing special just because you are the ancestor, Potian is just a handyman, and we are inner disciples who have been cultivating for many years!" said the yellow-clothed disciple.

This is what Qingxiu has cultivated for many years.Cui Qichao continued to watch them quietly.

Several disciples surrounded Cui Qichao to accuse him, but they couldn't swear any bad words, and they were a little scrupulous, so they just told the truth.He despised Cui Qichao's status and realm as a handyman over and over again.

It's a pity that Cui Qichao remained indifferent and even continued to catch bugs. They became more and more angry, as if they had been insulted.

"What are you doing?" Fei Guang came out and said with a frown.

When these people saw Fei Guang, their stomachs filled with anger seemed to have something to vent, "I heard that Uncle Fei Guang has a good relationship with this handyman, and he has stood up for him many times. This makes sense, he will be like this in the future You can also enjoy the good things."

Fei Guang has a good temper but is not dough, he raised his fist as if to charge up, scared them back a few steps, Sect Master Yan's beloved disciple is not joking.

Seeing this, Fei Guang rolled his eyes and said: "I really thought it would be fine if I picked up some not-so-sounding scolding. If I were him, I'd just dump it on the ground and touch the porcelain."

Everyone: "..."

Fei Guang: "This is a matter between the suzerain and the master uncle. You are really dissatisfied. You went to find them, but you only dare to talk to Cui Qichao here. What is it?"

They became angry again, "Why, I don't accept that you beat him for him, beating him counts as us bullying mortals."

In fact, Cui Qichao was already in the Ningjing realm, so he wasn't quite a mortal. They were implying that Cui Qichao's realm was piled up, and there was no real material, just like a mortal.

Cui Qichao stood aside and said, "Forget it, Feiguang."

Fei Guang was furious, "Why do you always keep things calm, I don't think you seem weak and timid!"

Cui Qichao laughed, "I'm also doing it for their own good."

Of course, he is not weak and timid, which is probably deeply felt by medieval thieves and mercenaries on unmanned planets.However, if there is a real quarrel, with Xiao Bai's temper, he can't beat him flat with two palms.

Think about it or forget it, it's not fatal.There are so many dissatisfied people, should they all be killed, just block it directly.

Cui Qichao's words were inadvertently confirmed by Feiguang's previous "Pengci Shuo", and made those few very angry, "It's really shameless, you have the ability to really show us some color, tell you, no matter how you are It's just a handyman!"

At this moment, Sect Master Yan walked out side by side with their master Master Yuan Guang. For some reason, Master Yuan Guang looked very ugly.

Seeing them, Sect Master Yan said with a smile: "Why are swords on the verge of breaking out, did Fei Guang quarrel with his nephews?"

Those people said in a strange way: "How dare we disrespect our elders, the sect's rules strictly prohibit this."

"You don't dare to disrespect your elders," Fei Guang said, "You are just bullying the little handyman."

They chuckled, and when they arrived in front of the suzerain, they looked different again, "I just joked with him a few times, made fun of him, uncle took it seriously."

"How unreasonable!" Sect Master Yan sternly said, "Kneel down!"

Not to mention these people, even Fei Guang was startled.What, you have to kneel down to scold the handyman?

Sect Master Yan usually had a smile on his face, but when he got angry, several people dared not ask, and immediately knelt down in front of her, and looked at Master Yuan Guang begging for help.

Yuan Guang stepped forward and gave him a heartwarming foot, pointing at Cui Qichao's feet, "Kneel down there!"

They were terrified, not knowing why.

"Just now in the courtyard, Master Uncle passed on the voice to the suzerain, accepting Cui...Master Uncle as the founder of the mountain." Yuan Guang said, worshiping Cui Qichao to the end, "Master Uncle, please forgive these foolish bastards for disrespecting their elders .”

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For a moment, except for Yuan Guang and Yan Zongzhu, the rest of the people were shocked.

Bystander: Patriarch is crazy!The ancestor must have been bewitched! !

Cui Qichao: Master and apprentice are like father and son, Xiaobai took advantage of me...!