[Comprehensive] The system wants me to breastfeed all over the world

Peter, who was running, took out the key. When he arrived at the door of the house, he immediately put the key in the keyhole, turned it half a turn clockwise, opened a gap in the door, pulled out the key and walked in sideways, closing the door.The movements are as smooth as flowing clouds and flowing water.

Still uncertain, he turned around and looked at the situation outside the door through the cat's eyes. After repeatedly confirming that the troublesome guy hadn't followed, Peter let out a big breath.

He, Peter Parker, as one of New York's superheroes, Spider-Man, has never thought in so many years of his life that he would be chased away by a bird that does not seem to be as big as his fist Half a street, until the door of the house.

Originally, he just gave up the shortcut in the sky and walked home honestly, but the annoying bird kept circling around him, and Peter ran away. The annoying bird looked like he was fighting Peter to the end, Later, Peter fled into the house like being chased by a vicious dog.

Speaking of this matter is really detrimental to Spider-Man's prestige.

What's even more annoying is that he really had nothing to do with that bird.

Peter put the shopping bag in the living room, greeted Aunt May and walked to his room.

"Peter, wait." Aunt May stopped Peter with a basket full of clothes, "Where did you put your dirty clothes?"

"Uh... no need for Aunt Mei, I'll do it myself, you put the basket aside, I'll wash it together later."

Aunt May shook her head resolutely, "Peter, every time you wash clothes is a disaster. Last time all the clothes were dyed red and blue, and it was the same last time. Anyway, Peter, every time you wash What to wash?"

"This..." Facing Aunt Mei's gentle and concerned gaze, Peter scratched his head with guilt, thought for a while, and said, "I'm washing, washing the national flag, really, the national flag. "

Aunt May had a look of disbelief: "Peter, why are you washing the national flag!"

"Uh...because I...I'm patriotic." Peter stammered.

Peter Parker was on the verge of tears when he mentioned that his spider uniform faded every time he washed it.

As for laundering the national flag, how does he know what he is doing for laundering the national flag?Damn it, he should have a better excuse to make it up.

"Anyway, I can wash my clothes myself, thank you, Aunt Mei."

Aunt Mei patted Peter on the shoulder, put on an expression that I understood you, and said, "Peter, I know what you are thinking. Don't be shy, I haven't washed your underwear for so many years, and the agitation of adolescence is very strange. normal."

Peter blushed immediately, "No, no, no, Aunt May, I wash my underwear myself!"

After finally ending the shameful topic, Peter hid in his room.Fortunately, Spider-Man finally won the right to wash his underwear for himself.

He flung his backpack onto the desk, and flung himself onto the bed. Peter buried his face in the blanket, and after lying like this for a while, he was gradually attacked by drowsiness.

No, the homework hasn't been written yet!

The duty of a good student does not allow him to lie down with peace of mind.Peter Parker sat up slowly, bracing himself to study.

"Buzz..." Peter seemed to hear the voice of a demon.

Impossible, how could that bird......

Peter looked for the source of the sound and slowly raised his head, suddenly lost all sleepiness, "!!!!!!"

So, this is how the hell the bird got in?

Peter caught a glimpse of the curtain lifted by the breeze, and immediately had an answer.The windows of Peter Parker's room hadn't been closed tightly since the bumblebee knocked off half of the window frame last time.

For Spider-Man who often needs to climb the window, the quality of the window seems to have no effect; but now, Peter regrets it, he should have fixed the window long ago!

So now, what should he do?

One person and one bird stared at each other for a long time, Peter was defeated, "Okay, I really want to know where I provoked you." He muttered as if giving up on himself.

As long as the bird doesn't show any intention of attacking, then... probably, maybe there won't be any problem with it following him, right?

Peter didn't dare to underestimate the attack power of this bird at all, but he saw it with his own eyes that it easily pecked off its own tough spider silk with its small beak.

He took a photo of the bird with his phone, Googled it for a while without getting an answer, and then posted the photo on Twitter, but so far there has been no answer except for a couple of likes.

Fantastic Bird seems to have lost interest in Peter Parker and starts circling his closet.

"What kind of breed are you?" Peter leaned back in his chair and looked at it carefully.

Maybe... a whole new species?

No, how could it be possible, how could he come across a bird that scientists hadn't discovered?

But what if it is really a new species?Peter thought desperately.Hypothetically - if true, does he qualify to name the bird

If he can choose a name, he will definitely choose an unforgettable name, for example: Spider-Man is handsome, cracks the sky, eight hundred specimens run to the north slope, I love Spider-Man, and then this name will be recorded in history, as for the others ...... Anyway, he can name it whatever he wants, can't he?

An unread news notification sounded, and Peter thought it was news about the species of the venomous bird, so he turned on the screen with the anxiety of being able to name the new species.

The good news is that he still has the chance to name new species.

The message is from Luo Fang.

The Almighty Hook Up King: Peter, are you at home?

Photographer Peter Parker: Yeah, what's up?

Almighty Hooker King: Have you encountered any strange things near your house, or strange-shaped animals?

Peter subconsciously looked up at the miraculous bird circling around his cabinet.

Photographer Peter Parker: Yes! And this guy is annoying! Chased me home!

The Almighty Hook Up Girl King: I'll be right there.

peter: to where? ? ?

He glanced at his messy bedroom. There was a pair of underpants hanging on the corner of the bed. Peter was a bit square.

There was a knock on the door, and Aunt Mei's voice came from outside the door, "Peter, I just baked some cookies and cookies, do you want to try them?"

Under normal circumstances, Peter couldn't bear to spoil Aunt May's interest. Even if he was a hundred or eighty reluctant, he would take the cookie with a smile. Peter pulled the door to an angle that only allowed him to stand alone, so that Aunt May could You won't see the mess in the room and the crazy bird.He took one from the dessert plate, "Thank you, Aunt May, I like it very much."

"Boom!" A loud noise sounded behind Peter, and what followed was the "squeak" sound of the bed being overwhelmed by the impact.

Peter turned around, revealing a gap through which the eyes could pass, and Aunt May's inquiring eyes slipped in.

Peter Parker was stunned by the blingbling colorful hair, and then his bewildered eyes met Luo Fang who was even more bewildered, and Mei who was also bewildered but was even more shocked when she saw the girl sitting on Peter's bed aunt:".........???!"

Luo Fang knew that the teleportation function of the system was unreliable, but she would never have imagined that the place she teleported to this time was mid-air, and then fell directly onto the bed—Peter Parker's bed, under the force of the impact. Under the addition, she sat down on a corner of the bed, and if she read correctly, there was still a boxer under her buttocks.

What to do, she is so embarrassed that she wants to die now.

After digesting it for a while, Aunt Mei patted Peter dissatisfied, "Why didn't you tell me when you brought your girlfriend home?" Under the influence of Luo Fang's gleaming Shamat hair, Aunt subconsciously ignored all of them.

Aunt Mei smiled and showed Luo Fang the tray in her hand, "Sweetheart, would you like some cookies? Cookies are also good."

Facing his friend's eyes asking for help, Peter expressed powerlessness.

Luo Fang didn't know where to put her hands in embarrassment, and finally she nodded as if giving up on herself, "Thank you, give me some......"

The author has something to say:

I saw a few unfriendly comments in the past few days. There have been many cuties saying that they don’t like the previous system. It’s too bad. Why does the heroine still listen to it?Don't you resist?

Maybe there is a little cutie who noticed the foreshadowing I buried in the front, all of this - there is a reason! It’s just that it hasn’t been written yet! (Knock on the blackboard)

Seriously, if you don't like this article, please close it.Don't come here to tell me that this pit is disgusting.Although this article is used to practice writing, it also took a lot of thought. I only hope that it can come to an end in harmony.

And, I really love the little ones! Please! Be sure! Come! Leave a message! It’s good to have nothing to say to show off your cuteness! Do you want to see more interesting comments? QAQ