[Comprehensive] The system wants me to breastfeed all over the world

"Onion, onion, onion..." Luo Fang supported the small cart, lowered his head slightly, his eyes passed over the sunglasses and finally landed on the vegetable area.After clarifying the general direction, she pushed the sunglasses and lowered the brim of the hat.

The supermarket’s announcement sounded, but this time it wasn’t someone’s child who got lost or who left something behind, “Ahem, I want to tell that lady with colored hair that when I first saw you, I I just realized that I finally found my life's..." After confessing, the ending: "Honey, I'm waiting for you at the counter."

Luo Fang, who was moving the onions to his cart, paused for a moment, and silently speeded up.

In front of the cash register, facing the cashier's weird eyes, Luo Fang pulled the brim of his hat, and calmly handed the gun over.With sunglasses, a mask, and a hood, he really doesn't look like a good person.

Luo Fang can say without narcissism that if she doesn't cover her face tightly, she is afraid that people around will fall in love with her at the first sight of her.

Luo Fang glanced at the bill, reached out to take out the money in his pocket, a strand of hair drooped disobediently, seeing her colorful hair exposed to the air, Luo Fang secretly thought it was bad.

The shining colorful hair blinded the cashier's eyes, and he said in surprise: "You...you are the one you are looking for on the radio......"

Luo Fang silently carried the things to the cashier one by one, and handed the money to the cashier.

But the cashier didn't take it. Instead, he scratched his head and smiled like a shy boy next door, "If you don't like that man, can you consider me?"

Wake up, all the money is in front of you, you don't want it but you still want to flirt!

There are so many customers waiting behind, don't be afraid that your boss will deduct your salary!

Luo Fang didn't dare to speak, the reason was simple, she was afraid that the people next to her would fall in love with her as soon as they heard her voice.

Yes, Mary Sue halo is so cruel.

The cashier waved his hand, "I gave it to you, free of charge, miss, can you leave your phone number?" (Luo Fang: ???)

There was commotion not far away, and Luo Fang caught a glimpse of a man who chased her half of New York, a boy who chased her for several streets, and a group of people who she didn't know how long they had been chasing her, but Luo Fang was sure What's more, these people are her fanatical suitors.

A line of sight from the crowd met her, and Luo Fang's heart skipped a beat.

Luo Fang proudly slapped the whole banknote on the cash register, and without giving change, picked up the paper bag containing onions and walked quickly to the exit.

"Wait!" Several men behind him said in unison.

Luo Fang ran wildly.She actually wanted to call Yaoyaoling (911), but thinking that Yaoyaoling would also fall in love with her, Luo Fang put down the phone.

After she got rid of most of the people, she was still stopped by a boy who killed Matt.The gum-chewing teenager raised his eyebrows, then flaunted his dark green hair, the earrings glistened in the reflection of the sun, "I can tell by my temperament that we must be very compatible. Be my girlfriend, right?" Live well!" The boy straightened his ribs and spoke proudly.

No, no, there is a huge difference between her innocent, cute and unaffected Mary Sue and this coquettish bitch!

Luo Fang looked at his nose ring and his flamboyant eyeliner that could almost fly off, and fell silent.Suddenly, Little Spider's clean, well-behaved (and handsome) face of a good student appeared in her mind. Compared with the horse-killing aristocrat in front of her, her eyes became more and more hot-eyed.

Luo Fang shook his head and refused without thinking.She roughly divides the people affected by the halo into two categories. Most of the suitors she met before belonged to those who looked strong because they should be beaten, but it is better to run. The Shamat in front of her is completely something she can knock down with one arm. Chicken, she is not cowardly at all.

The boy who killed Matt didn't mean to let Luo Fang go at all. He evoked a smile that he thought was cool, handsome and domineering, "Interesting, you are the first person to refuse my active pursuit."

Isn't the next sentence "very good woman, you have successfully caught my attention"!Luo Fang rolled his eyes amusedly.It's a pity that due to the hindrance of sunglasses, the boy who killed Matt didn't receive Luo Fang's ridicule.

Luo Fang took off his sunglasses, and in the eyes of the Shamat boy, his movements in just a moment turned into frame-by-frame slow motion, with a self-contained beauty filter and skin smoothing.In short, the moment Luo Fang took off his sunglasses, he had already decided that she would not marry in this life.

However, the other half of his life who has been identified by him said: "Sorry, I am gay, and I prefer Lily."

The teenager's mentality collapsed in an instant.

"Don't waste your youth, study hard." Luo Fang sincerely suggested in a fucking tone.

"Then I'll study hard, can you try with me!" Shamat said excitedly with a strong brilliance in his eyes.

Luo Fang thought for a while, "If you go home and study hard now." The main thing is to kill Matt first.

Then the boy who killed Matt really went home to study without saying a word.

Luo Fang looked at the resolute back of the young man who killed Matt, and suddenly thought of a stupid question. If Mary Su's suitors would follow Mary Su's wishes, she could definitely make those stupid fans not follow her.

Not to mention not allowing brain-dead fans to follow, even if they are asked to destroy the world, they will probably follow suit, right?

So what is it that she has been hiding in Tibet for the past two days?

Realizing that he might have a fake brain, Luo Fang wanted to bury his head in the onion in his arms and burn his eyes to death.

In fact, she actually did when she got home.This is why she is willing to risk being sieged to buy onions.

Yes, Luo Fang, who is anxious about her IQ, is still willing to take the risk to go to crowded places because of an amazing discovery she made not long ago.

Luo Fang originally thought that the colorful appearance and cute aura were all about Mary Sue, so when she yawned and hit the diamond, she stared at the transparent crystal in her palm for a long time in a daze.

She is still so naive!

Luo Fang held the diamond in her hand and immediately went to pull the glass. After getting the confirmation, she jumped up excitedly and kissed her fist holding the diamond several times.This is the first time she has realized so clearly that she may not be far from the richest man in the world.

Luo Fang opened his notebook, Googled the list of the most sensational movies, and carefully started watching from the first one while holding the washbasin.

Why are you holding the washbasin?Catch the tears!If you really can't cry, you can paste chopped onions on your face!

In the face of small money, what is this little pain? !

Pure crying was too exhausting, and after a few hours, Luo Fang was so tired that he collapsed on the floor. The smell of onions in the air was so strong that he couldn't help crying when he touched it.

She turned her head sideways to look at the washbasin filled with diamonds, her eyes were stimulated and shed two lines of clear tears. The moment the tears left her cheeks, they solidified into crystal clear diamonds and fell on the floor with a rattling sound.

Luo Fang didn't bother to pick it up anymore, he just swept it for a while.

Pain and happiness.

Thanks to the blessing of Marysu's halo, even Luo Fang who has turned on the rainstorm crying mode has no discomfort except that he is tired after a long battery life, and his lacrimal glands can still produce tears tirelessly.Not only is there no redness and swelling around the eyes, but the unscientific eye sockets are slightly red, which has a blessing effect that I feel pity for.

When all the pots and pans in Luo Fang's house were filled with bricks and stones, she realized what kind of feat she had accomplished. Most people only cry so much in a lifetime, right?Even if there are so many, then most of the life will be about the same, right?

Luo Fang looked at the diamonds randomly placed on the ground. It was not a problem to leave them there all the time. After thinking for a while, she rolled up her sleeves, blocked the water outlet of the bathtub, and poured all the diamonds into the bathtub. tub.

Looking at the diamonds that took up three-quarters of the volume of the bathtub, Luo Fang had no morals and wanted to lie in it and roll around, enjoying the feeling of being submerged in money.

Fortunately, the empty stomach protested in time to stop her thoughts. Luo Fang took a last look at her priceless bathtub, slammed the bathroom door and walked into the kitchen in a good mood.

Although Luo Fang may have a fake brain, at least she is a real Mary Sue now.She felt that she was not far from the title of the richest man.

What?You said there is still Iron Man? At least Iron Man can't cry out a tub of diamonds, can he?

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