[Comprehensive] Daily life of superheroes

How can such obvious ridicule not be heard? Captain America, whose IQ has been reduced by half, can't laugh or cry when Black Widow stares at him: "Should I change the question?"

Dabai Tuanzi was struggling to pat the black wet mud on the cat's hands. Seeing Natasha's eyes flicking towards him, he straightened his back and his beard trembled: "Don't look at me, I'm obviously not in the ranks of the brainless."

Just kidding, I still have to talk about business.

"Before the Superhero Recycling Program started, I was locked in the room." Natasha said solemnly, "The people who guarded me were very cautious, except for providing everything I needed daily, refusing to talk, and absolutely not leaving any Something that might have helped escape, as he wished, and I've been locked up to this day."

"Black Widow has a great reputation, so I have to guard against it." Thor smiled.

"I think highly of me." Natasha shrugged, "But it's good to lock me up for so long. He's not as vigilant towards me as before. That's why he dared to ask the female relatives to move me into the cat cage when he was busy with the car. Who? It can guarantee that when the woman moves the cage, one or two hairpins pinned to her hair will not fall off, and who knows if the fallen hairpins will be picked up by the cat, there are no absolutes in this world, right? "

She said and winked at Coco who was listening carefully.

The little witch has already conjured up the wonderful picture of Natasha quietly hiding the hairpin, and then taking advantage of the night driving of the car to pick the lock and escape. It is as if she was in the scene, her gray pupils are shining, and she is full of admiration for her.

After all, Coco belongs to the combat power of the magic department. She can't play the role of female agent, but she sincerely feels the danger and beauty of dancing with the tip of a knife, which is very charming, so she is very envious.

In addition to finding so many superheroes, only Black Widow is a woman like her, which gives birth to a different kind of kindness.

"Before asking about the next step, we might as well exchange information." Natasha said, "How much do you know about the superhero recovery plan?"

Coco looked around the superheroes.Steve said: "The Little Meow Prince wants to centralize the management of superheroes to stop Coco's rescue operation, and it's best to capture her when she tries to rescue again."

"According to your understanding, the first and main goal of this recycling program is cocoa." The Russian blue cat shook its head and put its cat's hand on the tail of cocoa's long cloak.

"Isn't that right?" Steve pricked up his ears.

"I probably know a little more than you, but unfortunately it's not good news." Natasha said, "M-ray."

M-ray is the weapon that has made superheroes embarrassed so far, and the name will never be forgotten.

"I heard the person in charge of me mention it on the car to New York. At that time, he thought I was asleep." Natasha's next sentence was like a stone thrown into a quiet lake, causing ripples. "Although there are only a few sentences, according to Coco Everything I just said is about [-] to [-]. The M-ray must be reactivated."

All the superheroes who heard it were not calm.

Even Loki, who quietly huddled behind Coco and played with the leaves, crushed the leaves and walked around to listen.

He was going to climb on the little witch's leg, but unfortunately the little professor lay there.

"Move your place?" Charles said with a smile.

Before Loki could answer, Coco, who heard the whispering below, took the lead in making a decision for him: "He doesn't need it."

Seeing the golden-green cat pupils staring at her without blinking, she felt uncomfortable, as if she had done something wrong and was caught by someone, and she obviously didn't owe him: "You can lie on the top of the suitcase, and I will let you go." point location."

The little witch said as she moved out of the suitcase she was sitting on.

The little professor's tail hanging on the side of Ke Ke's leg swayed slightly.

Loki didn't speak, and somehow the back of him turned a little more pitiful.Standing in front of Thor, he didn't want to go over, so he planned to go back behind Coco silently.

Knowing that his pitiful appearance is mostly pretending, Ke Ke still couldn't bear it.

"Loki's ability to control people's hearts is getting stronger and stronger." The little witch was very worried, and asked Charles, "Can the professor resist his power?"

The little professor wanted to laugh when he heard Ke Ke say that.

But the little witch wearing big round glasses clearly begged him for help humbly, so she forcibly held back and said softly: "At least he can't control me and doesn't want to control me. Don't be afraid. If you don't like it, just ignore what he does."

Coco thinks so too.

If he pretends to do everything he wants, he won't be able to go to heaven later.

However this time...

Ke Ke looked at Loki's ears drooping and listlessly moving behind him, and now FLAG, who had just stood up, bent his waist softly.

She stopped him: "If you are really tired from standing... come up and take a rest. Only for a while, don't crowd the professor."

The black Norwegian Forest Cat immediately turned around and climbed up, but Ke Ke's words fell on deaf ears, because he had already squeezed the little professor so that half of his body was empty in the air.

Charles didn't resist. After all, the little witch's legs are so small, it's not easy to lie on two cats.

Ke Ke forcibly pushed Loki's waist, probably touched the itchy flesh on his body, heard him trembling with an "um", and obediently let her push aside.

Loki's cat's paw pads were also stained with a little wet mud, but it was terrible to stain his clothes, so he took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands.

"Steve?"

Natasha yelled a few times in a row, and the distracted Captain America came back to his senses, blushing: "Excuse me, where are you talking about?"

The Black Widow followed his line of sight to look at Coco, who was whispering a lesson to Loki, as if she had discovered some secrets, she bent her lips slightly with interest.

But then he raised his hand and gave a merciless cat punch, which made Steve's head fall forward: "Speak the business, listen carefully!"

Cocoa naturally heard her voice, and immediately felt embarrassed for her whispering behavior, and threw the handkerchief to Loki to let him wipe it slowly, and listened to Natasha's speech with all her attention.

Loki grabbed her veil and lay down on his side with his eyes closed.He said very little today, but it's good to talk less, basically he doesn't pick things up.

"I said..." Black Widow was interrupted by this, and suddenly couldn't remember where to talk, and then said after a short brainstorming, "The cats began to re-examine superheroes after experiencing two things. One is Coco's rescue of a superhero." She held up a cat hand.

"The second is the estrus period, the destruction caused by superheroes in a semi-out of control state." Another cat raised its hand, pointing at Wade this time, "For example, Deadpool slashed and injured the cat, or Banner almost collapsed The Pentagon. Cats are beginning to truly recognize the threat of superheroes. The original decentralized management is too dangerous, and it is best to hold it in your hands."

"They finally realized who has the potential to be a father, and it's not too finished." Wade didn't think there was anything wrong with beheading people that day, and spoke with confidence.

"But what does that have to do with the M-ray reactivation you mentioned," Tony asked.

"After a superhero turns into a cat, the ability is greatly weakened, otherwise there is no need to work hard to hide, for fear of being found by cats." Natasha said, "But we are not born cats after all, and we will change back to human form during estrus—meow The stars originally thought it was a kind of kindness, which gave the first generation Hou Tianmao the opportunity to find a spouse according to their original habits, but they didn't expect that this kindness might not be appreciated by others, and they didn't expect that kindness was used in turn to be cruel to themselves. The superhero returned to human form By the way, strength will be restored, if the body is not sensitive and easy to be stimulated, gathering up to resist will cause great trouble to the cats."

"So they found that M-rays are flawed, and one use cannot completely change human genes and completely assimilate us into cats."

When the Black Widow mentioned this point, almost everyone around her understood what the cat’s intentions were, and their faces became tense. The short-term joy and relaxation of getting a new partner disappeared, replaced by the heavy heart of facing a new round of difficulties.

"Now I know the significance of using M-rays for the second time." Natasha said, "Superheroes are threatening, and cats are in control of superheroes; M-rays are flawed, and cats can use M-rays again. Together, the result of the birth is that the superheroes under control will firstly become the second target of M-rays. If the experiment on superheroes successfully realizes the irreversibility of genes, the effect on ordinary people should be doubled , and there is no need to worry about failure.”

"M-rays must never be emitted again." Steve squeezed the soil, "We don't have much time left."

Coco bit her lips tightly: "But I don't know if I can rescue all the superheroes gathered in New York in time, the number is a bit large..."

She also had one more thing in mind: wizards in Great Britain.If the cats captured them all, it would really not be enough for her to save them alone.

Otherwise, everyone will suffer because she was used before M-rays.

"Don't worry." Natasha patted the back of the little witch's hand reassuringly, "The method of saving superheroes is difficult to operate, so let's change our thinking. Destroy or modify the weapons that emit M-rays."

As we spoke, the night was fading away, and the horizon had begun to see light, and it would not be long before we would usher in a new morning.

Loki, who was lying on Coco's lap, finally rolled over and sat up, staring at Natasha: "You know what you're talking about."

"I am certain."

"Then you also know that with our current bodies, the chances of sneaking into the cat and touching weapons are not high, and the most important work has to be done by her." The "she" in Loki's mouth refers to Coco without thinking, " You want to send her under the eyes of the cats, and take a big gamble."

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