[Comprehensive] Daily life of superheroes

This catnip sucks so hard that I want to be immortal. I want to die.

This plant is harmless to the cat's body, but it is terrifying because of its endless temptation. If you smell it, you will be excited. If you eat a few more mouthfuls, you will almost float to heaven to see Meow Jesus, and then be sent back to the world ruthlessly.

It is no wonder that the general laws of the world stipulate that cat owners who use catnip to confuse cats without authorization will go to jail.

Calculated by surviving the disaster + stealing the cat + using catnip for private use, Ke Ke will have to sit through the prison.

Let's talk about it when we catch her.

What's more, it is not her who is captured now.The flaccid Norwegian Forest cat barely opened its eyes, watched Ke Ke tie him up, panting weakly: "Don't tie it so tightly...the hand hurts."

It's fine if you don't speak, but as soon as you speak, Keke will think of him pretending to be wronged and teasing him, and the rope in his hand is tightened suddenly, binding his two forelimbs tightly.

Loki couldn't help but closed his eyes and smiled.

Steve and Tony were still rolling around, the cat's fur was flying, but luckily they didn't fight.

After turning a few more laps, he fell to the ground like Rocky, and his soul wandered into the sky.

Should have filmed it and showed them afterwards.

Coco cleaned up Loki, and went to pick up the mint leaves left by the two cats and threw them in the kitchen trash can.

After a while, the stamina receded, and the superhero got up from the floor in embarrassment.

"Don't take out that kind of thing casually in the future!" The puppet cat said while smoothing the white fur around its stomach with its kitten hand.

"I reminded you." Ke Ke said, bending down to touch his head.Hair is also messed up.Long-haired cats have a lot of troubles.

Earlier, Tony rushed to the small table one step at a time, looking down at the defeated opponent who met again.

"Hey, big hero." Loki just said hello, and then he felt Steve's shadow sinking on his face, his mouth was forced to open, and a ball of cloth was stuffed in.

The taste is not very good.

"I want to punch someone when I hear him talk." Captain America said, probably the aftermath of the battle in New York.

Tony chimed in: "You finally have something in common with me."

But they couldn't keep Loki's mouth shut, they didn't know anything about him.

Facts have proved that this person has a glib tongue when he is willing, and a tongue of iron when he is not happy, and he does not utter a word even when he takes the cloth ball.

Tony and Steve asked him a series of questions later, and he seemed to be intoxicated, lying on the low table with his head tilted and not answering, only looking at Coco from time to time.

Until Coco chimed in: "How do you know we're here?"

The Norwegian Forest Cat was selectively deaf and then selectively heard. After a moment of contemplation, he prepared his speech: "Tony Stark. You took him to the supermarket that day, and I saw it. I followed you back to this residential area, and saw you Come in."

"You've been in Brooklyn?" Steve wasn't satisfied with his answer, "Why?"

"Don't be an idiot" was written all over Loki's face: "I was turned into a cat in this ghost place, brother. Although the ability is still there, it is thinner than the yogurt on the yogurt cover. Where can I go?"

"Besides, no one wants me, I'm just a poor stray cat." As he spoke, the expression of the Norwegian Forest Cat changed, and tears welled up in his golden-green eyes, "I also want someone to raise me, so that I can sleep softly Bed, some hot food to eat."

He turned his face to Coco: "I was wrong, I did that to you. But I really want to get close to you."

Xuanran wanted to cry, pitiful.

Coco's thin eyebrows were knit together, but she didn't respond.

Tony decisively stuffed the cloth ball back into Loki's mouth: "Nothing that comes out is true."

Steve freed his tongue again: "Stark, I still have to ask."

"whispering sound."

Meishou's sharp claws stretched out, and the tip swayed against Loki's cat's neck.

Necks are equally vulnerable whether humans or cats.

He knew that Loki was afraid of death after all.

"If Stark didn't slander you." Steve said, "You are a liar. You can transform into a human form with a greatly weakened ability? I doubt that you will find a way to restore your strength."

"Imagination is too rich..." Loki answered the question almost to the point of killing his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

He didn't want to say it, and no matter how much he persecuted him, he couldn't get the truth.

Tony stood up and wanted to punch him, but it was Ke Ke who stopped him.

"Don't worry too much." The witch raised her glasses slightly on the bridge of her nose with the back of her fingers, and said slowly, "When I was in Potions class at Hogwarts, I learned a potion called Veritaserum."

The raised index finger was slender and white, and the nails were pink and beautiful.

"As long as one drop is needed, it will be futile to hide the secret no matter how deep it is."

The tears in Rocky Cat's eyes miraculously evaporated instantly, without a trace of sadness, and said to her: "It's too much."

It's like being caught by her.

His attitude is normal now, curled up in the rope and trying to sit up: "I said."

The premise of the confession is: "I want to eat."

"If you want to eat small dried fish, you make it for me. I haven't stolen anything during the two days I have been hiding." Naturally referring to Coco, ignoring the tense faces and backs of the two cats next to him, as if in his own palace, "I'll tell you after eating."

Loki raised his eyes and said, "Okay."

Steve rushed over and knocked him down: "You better see the situation clearly."

Loki only looked at Coco, and before his sight was conveyed, he was blocked by the big fluffy tail of the puppet cat.

Coco let Steve lock him up, thought about it, turned and went to the kitchen.

When he came out again, he was carrying dried grilled fish on a white plate.

Steve really itch.

After eating and drinking enough, he really pried out a few explanations: "As you said, I am so powerful, and now you guys want to tie me here? But when you are distracted or sleeping, people want to sleep or not. To wake up or not, the consciousness is the weakest, and illusions are only useful at this time."

It's best to bully those who are in a daze, Loki thought.

At that time, the little witch hugged her so softly that she didn't even have time to dodge her kiss, which was very painful.

Waking up will only deal with him with these two cats.

Steve pushed the plate away and asked, "What's your purpose of returning to Earth?"

"As you think."

Ask again: "Have you ever thought about colluding with cats?"

"This question is meaningless, and I refuse to answer it." Loki mocked, "You guys are so funny. Instead of staring at me and asking me for a long time, it's better to save people."

"Save someone?" Steve pricked up his cat ears, cautiously, "Save who."

"Or save the cat. Since I'm here." The Norwegian forest cat and bird didn't bother to touch him, "Can the other one from God's Domain stop chasing him?"

He paused, half intimacy and sarcasm: "My silly brother."