[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

"This is my girl Xueyan, Xueyan, let's say hello to everyone." Daiyu smiled slightly towards the screen, signaling Xueyan with her eyes.Xueyan was reminiscing about the phrase "This maid is so ugly" from [The King of Professional Thieves], but she didn't realize it for a moment, and when she realized it, her own girl was looking at her with a smile, but the smile on the corner of her mouth was a little stiff.

Xueyan: Miss, I was wrong QAQ.She quickly adjusted her expression, nodded towards the screen, and said with a smile: "Hello, everyone, I am the girl's maid, Xueyan." After saying this, she lowered her head to serve food.To be honest, she is a maid who has never seen the world very much. If the girl hadn't taken her with her everywhere she went in the past two years, she might even tremble with the gods and monsters in this unknown "mirror" today. Well, fortunately, I didn't make a fool of myself and shame the girl.Xueyan recited "Amitabha" several times in her heart, and then stuffed a big mouthful of wolfberry buds into her mouth.

Phew, finally not so anxious.Satisfied, Xueyan took another piece of pork belly with her chopsticks. After following the girl for so many years, she didn't learn anything else, but she learned to eat it first-class. For example, the pork belly in front of her, she can eat a large plate with soy sauce or hot sauce Or wrap the pork belly and dried plums in the lettuce leaves and chew them carefully in your mouth. The crispness of the lettuce, the delicateness of the pork belly, and the unique aroma of the dried plums are all eaten into your stomach.She learned this way of eating from some little maids in Jia's mansion. Later, she inadvertently showed her feet when she accidentally ate in front of the girl. She didn't expect that the girl not only didn't say that she didn't eat properly, but also asked her very interestedly. How to eat.It’s not that Xueyan is boasting, the girl in her family is a rare smart person in the sky and on the earth. She came up with thousands of tricks for wrapping vegetables with lettuce leaves. The girl not only used lettuce leaves, but also used seaweed leaves, cabbage leaves, Chicory, lettuce, and perilla are eaten with cabbage and rice. The taste is sweet and delicious.

The appearance of Xueyan eating is more appetizing than that of Daiyu. After all, Daiyu is a lady of the official family, so she is still restrained when eating, and there must be etiquette and rules, but Xueyan has no such Restraint, she eats food in big mouthfuls, every mouthful must be chewed before taking another mouthful, so people watching can't help but move their index fingers and have a lot of appetite.

At this time, a line of words floated on the barrage:

[King of Professional Thieves] The maid is ugly, but she looks cute when she eats.

Xueyan broke a chopstick in her hand with a blank expression.

Daiyu: Sikong Zhaixing, your mouth is so poisonous, you must be born alone!

But Daiyu was still not happy, saying that her servant girl was ugly was indirectly giving her face. It would be strange for her to have a good face, so Daiyu said angrily: "Yo, you are the most beautiful and the best looking." If you think our family is ugly, marry a beautiful one if you are capable, and let us all take a good look at her, what a beautiful girl she is!"

【King of Professional Thieves】...

[Lonely island owner and shaken M] Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard.

【My daughter-in-law is a god】Is that one called the King of Thieves stupid?Yes or no? !Do you know that when you say this to a girl, you are almost going to be single for the rest of your life!I also had thoughts about my daughter-in-law back then, but in the end, I had to obediently listen to her and kneel on the washboard?Listen to my man, don't provoke women casually.

[My boyfriend is not human] Husband, if you say it again, I didn't hear you clearly. (Smiling eerie face JPG)

[My daughter-in-law is a god] My daughter-in-law, I was wrong QAQ, can I stop kneeling on the washboard tonight? ?

【My boyfriend is not human】No, ha ha.

【My boyfriend is not human】...

Daiyu and Xueyan were very happy to watch them bicker while eating. Xueyan was a little uncomfortable reading these words running around at first, but after a while, she got used to it.For their women who lived in ancient times, especially slaves and maidservants, there must be strong adaptability. After a while, Xueyan has completely adapted to this way of communication. She ate a mouthful of food with a smile, her mouth was full of smiles—especially when she saw that the one who called her ugly was bullied by other people, her heart was really indescribably happy and comfortable.

"Is this how you usually talk to my girls?" Xueyan finished another bowl of rice and added another bowl of rice for Daiyu, and asked the question casually.

The barrage here is faster——

[The owner of the isolated island is also shaken by M] Of course, Miss Lin is generous and well-educated on weekdays. I admire and appreciate it.

[I'm a soldier] Hehe, the island owner started pretending to be B again, come to light a cigarette, sir, please.

[The owner of the isolated island and the shaken M]...

[Tomato Beef Soup] A soldier, you are very 6666.If you dare to speak ill of the island owner, I will give you some wax.

[I'm a soldier] Hey, tomato beef, he can't come to my world anyway, and he can't beat me no matter how angry he is, hehehe.

[Tomato Beef Soup] Why do you smile so wretchedly. (Contempt face JPG)

……

"Interesting." Daiyu blew on the soup in the spoon and said.

"Well, it's very interesting." Xueyan said with a smile, "Miss, what kind of fairy magic did you use just now, how come I can see this big mirror when I touch my eyes, and I can also see these many fairy talking ?”

Daiyu couldn't help shaking her shoulders and laughing, Xueyan's silly look is really cute, she explained with a smile: "This is not a mirror, this is called a screen, and the 'immortals' from other worlds communicate with us through this thing. It’s for communication. Also, it’s not a magic trick that I brushed your eyes just now, it’s just letting go of the ‘visual authority’ of the screen, starting today, you can also chat with everyone on the screen.”

"Oh, that's how it is." Xueyan bit her chopsticks and nodded, "Will these immortals come to our world? Will they come to find girls?"

"I don't know about that." As soon as Daiyu finished speaking, a line of barrage popped up on the screen: [Swordsman eating boiled eggs] Of course I will, didn't I just go. (A rose JPG)

"The swordsman who eats boiled eggs," Xueyan read from beginning to end, hesitated for a while and said, "Swordsman? He also found our girl, could it be Mr. Ximen?"

Immediately reply from the barrage:

[Swordsman eating boiled eggs] is right here.Miss Xueyan has good eyesight.

Xueyan was embarrassing, she was just probing, but she didn't expect it to be true, and looking at her girl's face that was hesitant to talk, like a pink peach, Xueyan drank the soup silently, not wanting to talk.

She was terrified of being silenced, honestly.Unexpectedly, I never expected, the girl knew Mr. Ximen so early, the girl is a cultivator, so Mr. Ximen must be, oh, she understands, Mr. Ximen and her girl will be a pair of fairy couples, flying all day long They must have known each other through this screen, the kind that hides and travels around all corners of the country. It seems that Mr. Ximen first fell in love with her girl, and then he became interested. It is estimated that the girl has not responded to him very much. Later, one day What did the young master do to move the girl, and the two of them established their relationship naturally... After that, Mr. Ximen broke through many obstacles and came to their world to marry her girl. The two finally fell in love and became married. I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals.

Xueyan combined what she read in the notebook with the facts she saw, and quickly made up a mess of things in her brain. She sipped the soup and laughed silly, leaving Daiyu a little speechless: Is her decision too sudden? Otherwise, how could Xueyan's little hooves look frightened, just kept laughing and didn't speak.

Daiyu also discussed this decision with her masters and sisters. Since she wants to deal with "The World is Wonderful Company", she must find a reliable helper in her world, that is, eyes and ears.Ximen Chuuxue should have been the best choice for this candidate, but because men and women are different, and the two are engaged in a marriage contract, what should be avoided should be avoided, so after discussing with the master and sister, Daiyu focused on her In the body of Xueyan, her personal servant girl, although Xueyan's temperament is sometimes too sharp, she is not bad at heart, and she is smart and tight-lipped. After being with her for so many years, she knows many of Daiyu's secrets. But what to say and what not to say is very clear, Daiyu is optimistic about her, so this morning was a small test, Xueyan passed it perfectly, and she opened the most hidden button of the live broadcast with confidence—— Visual permissions.

This thing was something that Daoguai told her when she was studying with Master Daoguai later. The little thing called "Visible Permission" has many uses. As a foreign language teaching tool, students are invited to watch the subtitle scrolling exercises directly, which saves paperwork.Daiyu, who was practicing Greek at the time, was bewildered, secretly glad that she was not talking about the strange time and space, otherwise she would have been tortured by her like this, and she would have vomited out her lungs from the practice.

Daiyu just didn't expect that she would have to use this thing so soon.She asked Mr. System who made this thing. It is very ingenious and bold. It is just like the hint she gave to the robot in the Western TV series "Western World". It is an inspiring thing.Mr. System was silent for a long time, and he didn't answer Daiyu's words. He only said that the designer was a woman and the previous leader of the company.Redundant, it didn't say a word.

"I introduce Xueyan to everyone today because I will bring her on the live broadcast in the future. When I am away, you can talk to her if you have anything. She has a different perspective and a different view on our society. What you want to ask, You can find her if you want to understand. Later, I will read the book, Xueyan, and watch tea."

"Okay, girl." Xue Yan went out quickly, "Don't forget to ask me to listen to it later, it's the first time I've seen the gods gather together!"

"Don't worry, I won't forget you!" Daiyu said angrily, starting to have some confidence in the future.

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