[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

After seeing a group of disciples being brainwashed by this mortal who abducted his youngest disciple, Master Tongtian was devastated.He looked at the Qingping Sword in his hand, and thought: What use are you for?

Qingpingjian: I feel helpless when you throw the pot away like this~ (spreading hands innocently)

Ximen Chuuxue turned around and saw this fairy with fluttering beard and jade face, he was stunned for a moment, then he cupped his hands and said: "Senior, it's the first time we meet, junior Ximen Chuuxue, it's a pleasure to meet you."

"..."

Boy, did you make it up or not? You came to my house. It's dangerous for you to flirt like this!

Master Tongtian stroked his beard solemnly, and said: "Tell me, how did you trick my good apprentice with sweet words, and quickly recruited him, if there is a half-truth, my Qingping sword doesn't have eyes! "

Everyone: Master, you don't want to show your IQ, this trick is only used by the second senior sister, it doesn't work!

Before Ximen Chuuxue opened his mouth, everyone in the room chattered about the process of Daiyu and Ximen Chuuxue from acquaintance to acquaintance, acquaintance to confirmation of relationship.Ximen Chuuxue only said a simplified version, but there are a lot of exciting things in everyone's imagination, there is a "bitter feeling version", there is a "love is stronger than gold version", and there is a "love you is hard to say" version Yes, there is also a version of "Beauty with a Sword and a Smile".

After hearing the reports from his disciples, Master Tongtian was devastated. What he wanted was a result that was unanimous to the outside world, not the result of everyone's unanimous hatred of him!

Thinking of this, Tongtian couldn't help looking angrily at the instigator——Ximen Chuuxue.

Ximen Chuuxue's attitude was very modest. He bowed and said calmly, "No matter what, I will never give up on Miss Lin. I think she thinks the same way."

"Hmph!" After a while, Tongtian sneered softly, "You won't give up? I think you have the heart, but you don't have the strength. You know that Daiyu's master is me, so you should know too. I am one of the Three Purities, so I will naturally let my apprentice practice. She is no longer a mortal. On the other hand, even if you practice swords to great success, you may not be able to live as long as the sky and fly like my apprentice. Dundi. You can't even give her the minimum time, why don't you talk about the future, let her go!"

"Since the junior was brought into this world by the senior, if I think about it, the senior will not let the junior go back empty-handed. Please teach me." Ximen Chuuxue is not rigid when he should be thick-skinned. For Daiyu and his own happiness, what is face?

Tongtian: "..."

Kid, who did you learn how to beat a snake with a stick?It's pretty slippery! ?

Ximen Chuixue looked at his nose and heart and said: I wouldn't say that I learned this from Lu.

"Well, since you have asked for this, I don't want my good disciple to be sad and blame me for being a ruthless master, so I will let my disciples practice you. Duobao?" Tongtian asked Qingping The sword stabbed at the cloud, calling Taoist Duobao.

"Master, the disciple is here." Daoist Duobao cupped his hands and stepped out of the crowd stepping on the clouds.

"I'll leave this kid to you. All of you can train him. It doesn't matter whether you live or die. If you can't get through this difficulty, you don't deserve to be the partner of my Tongtian disciple!" After speaking, Tongtian flicked his sleeves and drove Yun Duo went back to Biyou Palace on Jinao Island.

I thought I could keep this kid down, but I didn't expect him to be quite firm.That being the case, let him pass the test of his own disciple first, and if he can pass, he will personally assess him.Hmph, if I don't release the water at all, I don't believe this kid can survive!

Tong Tian disappeared in a blink of an eye, but Ximen Chuuxue and the crowd were discussing how to train him.Seeing everyone's discussion in full swing, Ximen Chuuxue cupped his hands: "The junior thank you all seniors first."

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit and the others waved their hands generously and said no, and began to engage in fiery discussions. Finally, it was decided that the Holy Mother of the Fire Spirit would train this superb swordsman first.

Cultivation has to be done layer by layer. If you can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry, start with the three generations of disciples.

The crowd took Ximen Chuixue to an isolated island for training.In another world, Daiyu conjured up a formula and transformed herself into an identical self, followed Xueyan to the jewelry store, while she transformed herself into a handsome man, came out through the wall with a fan, and walked slowly to the street up.

As soon as Daiyu started the live broadcast, the number of people went from 0 to "shua, shua, shua".She watched the barrage while walking, and after a while, a small stall selling sugar came into Daiyu's sight.

On the bullet screen——

[Otaku who loves to eat and drink] Huh?What is this, it looks delicious!

【Sweet and Sour Pork】Could it be an ancient sugar man?I've only seen it in books, but this is the first time I've seen it in real life.

[Fried Tomato] I think it should be a sugar man, can the host buy one and try it?

[Fried Tomatoes] Reward the anchor with 1 tael of silver.

Daiyu nodded slightly, thinking she agreed, took out a few copper coins from her sleeve, walked up to the old sugar seller, and asked, "Old man, how do you sell the sugar seller?"

Thanks to the memory experience of several lifetimes in the dream, she will not be confused when asking prices and buying things.

"One for three copper plates." The old man was wearing a dark blue hat that was washed white, his face was wrinkled and his beard was unshaven. He picked out the blue sticky syrup from the wooden box with a copper spoon in one hand. , quickly stretched the small ball of sugar into a long strip with one hand, kneaded it three times and kneaded it into a blue belt, and gently wrapped it around the body of a solemn-looking sugar figure he had made before. Books, a few goatee on the chin, wearing a blue scarf, and a pair of glasses in front of the eyes, staring at the book in his hand with a wooden face and slightly pouted lips, with a serious look.Daiyu couldn't help being happy looking at this sugar figure, she had never seen such a lifelike sugar figure in her dreams, but she never expected to appreciate this one in her own world.

"Then I want the one you just made." Daiyu said.

"This one was made by someone else. You can look at the others." The old man made this sugar figurine, put his hand into the ceramic basin filled with clean water and washed it, wiped it clean with a towel, and then began to pinch a graceful sugar figurine. girl.But according to Daiyu's eyes, this girl looks like a brothel girl, and her dress is a bit bold, where do you think the neckline is open? !And that look in his eyes, with his secretive glances and charming looks, can make a person's body go numb - even though it's just a sugar figure.

The old man's sugar figurine is not like a sugar figurine, but like a work of art, carefully crafted and rigid, never sloppy.As his fingers flew up and down, a lifelike candy figurine of a brothel woman was pinched again, and Daiyu immediately said: "I want this."

"This one isn't for sale, it's not successful." The old man glanced at her, inserted the sugar figurine with a wooden stick, squeezed a little brown syrup in one hand, and said, "Tell me, what kind of sugar figurine do you want. As long as it’s not too exaggerated.”

Daiyu smiled and said, "There is a beautiful and dignified lady who is shopping for vegetables on the opposite side. Can you pinch one like her?"

The old man showed a meaningful expression, his eyes were all meaning "I understand you", and without any further hesitation, he picked out a ball of sugar with a copper spoon, squeezed it three times, five times and two times to form a human body, and then picked out another A ball pinched out the head, poked a few times with a copper needle to outline the facial features.Daiyu couldn't take her eyes off it, and when the old man Shi Shiran restored the little lady's movements of bowing her head to pick vegetables, she suddenly realized that the candy figurine was ready.

"10 Wen, don't need to look for it." Daiyu said it was ten Wen, but she directly gave the old man a bunch of copper coins. The old man was taken aback, and said, "I can't charge you so much, even if you like me Small things, I am also worthy of it. How about this, I will show you the sugar figurines I made before, and you can pick one if you like, but you can only pick one." While talking, the old man closed his mouth The wooden box on the first floor filled with various colored sugar pastes, with the key in one hand, ready to open the cabinet on the third floor at the bottom.This floor has the largest space, and it looks like it is hiding some treasure.

As soon as she opened the cabinet, Daiyu really opened her eyes. This drawer is really full of treasures: the five-clawed golden dragon that is yellow and clear, with teeth and claws, swallowing clouds and fog; Wang Zhaojun, with a red cloak and half-covered face with a pipa in his arms, with a sad and determined face; Xi Shi, who is wearing gauze by the water, with a smile on his face, pure and innocent; The majestic and graceful Concubine Jia...

Wait, how could there be Concubine Jia?Daiyu saw the concubine Jia in the yellow robe and looked at the old man curiously.

"That day when the noble lady visited relatives, I also took a look from a distance. The noble concubine's style was incomparable. I was impressed by the extraordinary aura of the noble concubine, and I also remembered the fairy-like face of the noble concubine. I couldn't hold back for a while. , I squeezed one out. I can’t give this to you, I’m going to keep it privately.” The old man who made the candy said muttering.

"Of course I don't, I don't like any of these. Do you think you can pinch one as fine as this?" As she spoke, Daiyu pretended to take a copy of the portrait that Xichun gave her last time from the mailbox. The document was taken out and handed to him.

"Yo, which lady is this lady, she is so beautiful!" The old man glanced at it, then motioned Daiyu to put away the picture scroll, "After you come three days later, I will give you the sugar figurine I made. I remember this girl's appearance, so you don't need to give me the picture scroll, it's a loss to the girl's boudoir reputation."

Daiyu nodded, and looked at the old man again. "Then I'll get the sugar man in three days."

The old man waved his hand and closed the cabinet.

Daiyu put the sugar figurine away, and continued to walk down the street while watching the barrage. After a while, there were more than 1 million viewers, and most of them were attracted by her title and content. After the live broadcast, she became a sugar figurine Afterwards, the number of viewers increased a lot. The screen was filled with rewards and flowers. Daiyu cleaned it up briefly, then walked to an aunt who sold pets, and carefully looked at the cage at her feet. Pets of various colors: starlings, parrots, thrushes, cuckoos, wax-billed birds and so on.The cage of a strong man next to her contained hedgehogs, rabbits, foxes, milk dogs, milk cats and other animals.Daiyu looked at the two of them and realized in her heart: This is a couple doing business.

On the bullet screen——

【An elegant and charming villain fat man】What are these animals?It looks so strange.The animals and plants in our world are all round, or square, there is no such thing.

【h is an A】Which planet is the human being upstairs?There are such furry creatures in our hometown, but most of them are not very gentle, especially the white and furry little things with long ears, which are especially good at spoiling food. When the autumn harvest comes, they will dig into the ground and eat. Things, my grandma hates them and kicks them away one by one every time.

【My boyfriend is not human】What the hell is flying upstairs? ! hhhhhhh, I couldn't stop laughing so hard.Is that animal that annoying, more annoying than Teddy?

【milimonz】What is Teddy?Seek answers upstairs!

[My boyfriend is not a human] The most annoying dog in the world, bar none.

……

Daiyu was watching everyone wrangling on the barrage with a smile on her face, when a clear voice came from behind him: "I don't know how much this parrot is worth?"

She tilted her head slightly, meeting a pair of smiling eyes.