[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

After the worm mother incident, the [World Is Wonderful] company collapsed quickly, and the stock fell to scum overnight. It was bought by the Sword God couple at a very low price and renamed [The Theory of Everything].And [Ancient and Modern Live Streaming] has also successfully secured its position as the leader in the live broadcasting industry, and no one can shake it.

However, while the fairies were paying attention to the gossip at the top level, the protagonists in the center of the gossip had already gone to the lower realm to enjoy themselves, and I don't know what night it is—

"Ye Guanshan, you have the ability to sleep late, you have the ability to open the door, the sun is drying your ass! Open the door, open the door, and open the door!" Ximen Yu didn't knock on the door, and directly entered the room through sound transmission, which scared Ye Guanshan into a shudder, and directly got off the bed. Sitting up, rubbing his eyes, he got up and walked to the door, then opened the door and said, "Xiao Yu, you wake me up just after dawn, you don't need to practice swords so early, right?"

"A day's plan lies in the morning, and it's only good to get up early to practice swords!" Ximen Yu blinked her watery almond eyes, and said crisply, no matter how cute her little face full of baby fat looks, "Even if Guan Shan, your swordsmanship is good , and cannot relax.”

Ye Guanshan scratched his head helplessly, and yawned, "Let's go, go to the backyard to practice swords."

"Okay." Ximenyu narrowed her eyes, and went to the backyard side by side with Ye Guanshan.

The two children are Ye Guanshan, the son of the City Lord couple, and Ximenyu, the daughter of the Sword God couple.The former is one year older than the latter, and looks much more mature and stable than the latter.

Everything has to start from the journey of the Sword God couple to the lower realms.

As the saying goes, "One day in the sky, one year on the earth", Ximen Yu was conceived by Yu'er and Ximen Chuuxue when they were traveling in a mirror world.When she heard the news, Yu'er was so happy that she was on the verge of tears, and Ximen Chuuxue was so excited that she held her daughter-in-law and swam the Three Realms in one day. Children are stunned.

So, what complements each other with the wife's first pregnancy for three years is the husband's first pregnancy for ten months?

When Ximenyu was born, thousands of flowers bloomed, a hundred birds contended, and the sky was full of colorful clouds. Even Yu'er was shocked: this child was extremely favored and loved by Daoist——so, Ximenyu was born as a golden child. The cultivation base of the immortal is so good that it makes people jealous.In order for Ximenyu to grow up carefree like a normal child, Yuer and her husband Ximen discussed it and decided to settle down in this prehistoric mirror world.

For the sake of low-key survival, Yu'er withdrew her title—Qingyuan Tianzun, and used the common name [Lin Daiyu] when she came down to earth, and Ximen Chuuxue also withdrew her title of Sword God (this title was given to him by Dao Dao) , known only as [Swordsman] to the outside world, the two lived in a Wanmei Villa near Kunlun Mountain. They burned incense and made tea, listened to snow and chess, and occasionally accompanied by the sound of babbling, so happy.

But not long after, Ren Yingying, who was dressed as a woman, came to disturb her one-year-old son with a serious face, "Yu'er, Lao Ye and I may have a big problem."

"?" Daiyu blinked with a puzzled face.

"I'm a mortal with no celestial roots, and the old leaf has some celestial ties, but this child—you have a look." Ren Yingying hugged her son with black and bright eyes like stars to Daiyu, and Daiyu took it over. , exploring the cultivation base, almost didn't shout out——

This child is actually a powerful reincarnation!Still a Zen reincarnation!Born with countless merits and virtues, almost Nirvana cultivation base, it seems that in this life, this mighty man has come to overcome the catastrophe, Dao Dao has taken a fancy to Ren Yingying and Ye Gucheng, a "just couple" who often like to make troubles, So let this mighty man be reincarnated into his family as the child of his husband and wife.

Uh, but the "Justice Couple" is just the appearance of this pair of heroes, and their real face is a pair of melon-eating audiences who like evil humor.

Daiyu thought for a while, and said, "This child's past cultivation has been close to perfection, and now it should be his last days as a mortal before Nirvana. What are you going to do?"

"I don't know, that's why I came to ask you. Lao Ye and I named this little thing Ye Guanshan, after the two characters in "Wanli go to the military plane, Guan Shan Du Ruofei", and Lao Ye called it "Gucheng ', the name is really desolate, 'Guan Shan' sounds better. What's your girl's name? At that time, it was agreed to let Hena be your child's godmother. Who knows that she has gone to the lower realm and disappeared, so I just use this' Godmother, give it to me, I came this time to meet my goddaughter!" Ren Yingying smiled with a nympho on her face, "You and the sword god gave birth to a little dumpling, even if you think about it, you think it's too cute !"

Daiyu: I definitely met a fake girlfriend!

But Daiyu was worrying that Ximenyu didn't have a godmother to play with her little friends. It's not a good thing that someone will give you a pillow when you yawn, so she quickly summoned Xiaoyu with a spell. At this moment, Ximenyu is still sleeping in the cradle Zhengxiang, unconsciously spitting bubbles while sleeping, Ren Yingying looked at Ximenyu in the rose pink cradle, and felt that her heart was about to melt.

"She sleeps so soundly, she's so cute. Does she have a nickname?" Ren Yingying couldn't bear to disturb the sleeping Ximen Yu, so she lowered her voice.

"Yes, the nickname is Xiaoyu, with Wu in the prefix of the tiger character, and the eldest name is Ximenyu. Next to the female character, there is a word for giving."

"Good name, Xiao Yu, I'm your godmother!"

Ren Yingying was watching carefully, but she didn't notice that her one-year-old son Ye Guanshan was looking at her thoughtfully.

Ye Guanshan saw Ren Yingying crouching in front of the cradle watching carefully, so he quietly moved his two short legs closer to the cradle, trying to look into the cradle.

As a result, with a lot of effort, the spell was unintentionally released, and a gust of wind carried Ye Guanshan's small body and flew directly above the cradle. Ye Guanshan looked down, and happened to meet Ximenyu, who had just woken up and opened her cute big eyes. Looking at each other, Ximenyu looked at this strange little brother and showed a soft smile.

Ye Guanshan was dizzy from being so cute, but the magic spell on his body suddenly disappeared in the next second, he couldn't stabilize his body, his head sank, and by coincidence, he kissed Ximenyu's cheek with a "baji".

Ximen Yu was stunned for two seconds, and then she giggled. Ren Yingying originally wanted to teach this smug brat a lesson, but Daiyu smiled and said, "I think Xiao Yu likes Guan Shan very much. Otherwise, you can just leave Guan Shan with me for a while, so I can help you see what he is suitable for learning."

"That's too much trouble for you." Ren Yingying was very embarrassed, "If Guan Shan is naughty, you can beat him up, don't show mercy!"

"Why are you being polite to me? This kid is so well-behaved, he is sensible at first glance. If you really want to thank me, you have time to ask your old Ye to play chess with my one. He doesn't seem to be teasing children recently. He is in charge of the whole one daughter, if there are two children together, he will not think about teasing the children all day!" After Daiyu finished speaking, she looked at the two children who were having a good time, and suddenly flashed A thought, "I think Guan Shan and Xiao Yu are very destined, how about..."

"They are still young, this matter can be decided by themselves when they grow up." Ren Yingying didn't wait for Daiyu to finish her speech, and hurriedly cut off the conversation, "I will pick up Guan Shan and go home in a month's time."

"It's okay, just stay for a while longer." Daiyu said with a smile.

A month passed quickly, and finally it was the day of parting. Ye Guanshan was taken away by Ren Yingying, and Ximenyu, who could already say the word "brother", was crying with tears all over her face, very sad.When Ximen Chuuxue heard her daughter cry, she felt her heart was about to break, and while she coaxed her, she wished she could kill that brat Ye Guanshan, while Daiyu smiled and touched her daughter's head, and made a promise to her: Every year in the future, she will You can see Brother Guan Shan.

From then on, every year, under the reminder of Daiyu and his mother Ren Yingying, Ye Guanshan and Ximenyu walked together for several months, either exchanging learning experience or practicing sword together.

Time flies, and it is ten years in a flash.Ten-year-old Ximen Yu and 11-year-old Ye Guanshan have become half-grown children. Although they have their own little worlds, they are still very good friends.

The two of them finished their sword practice that day, and sat under the tree covered in sweat to eat watermelon. Ximenyu rolled her eyes while spitting out the seeds and said, "My mother said that I can go out and travel when I am ten years old, but I need someone to accompany me." Let me go together. I wanted Uncle Kong Ming or Uncle Feng Xiao to go with me, but they are studying things recently and don’t have time. How about we go together in Guanshan?”

"Yes. Where do you want to travel?" Ye Guanshan asked after eating a piece of watermelon, washing his hands with magic water.

"My mother taught me the invisibility technique, and I will teach you right away. Finally, I have the opportunity to come out, so I will naturally go to a big place to play. For example, God Realm. I want to see what Nuwa Fuxi looks like Son, is the Yellow Emperor as serious as the legend? Also, if there are any special products and good things in the God Realm, we will also pack some back. Well, I don’t know what currency the God Realm uses. They shouldn’t accept our coins, right? , Guan Shan, what do you think?"

"If you are going to the God Realm, you need to prepare a lot of things. Money is not a problem. But before you go, you should talk carefully to the godmother and the others. The godmother is very open-minded and will definitely nod."

— After Ren Yingying recognized Ximenyu as her goddaughter, Daiyu also recognized Ye Guanshan as her godson.

"But I'm afraid my father won't agree. It's not like you don't know that I'm one meter away from my father, and he's afraid that I'll be blown away by the wind." Ximenyu complained powerlessly, her face twisted into a ball.

"As long as you can convince your godmother, your father will not be a problem. Unlike me, even if you can convince my mother, you have to convince my father." Ye Guanshan shook his head.

"Come on, as long as my mother tells the godmother, you'll be fine, so you still have to rely on me, really." Ximenyu said, "Or, let's go find my mother together?"

"That's fine." Ximenyu said, "It's not too late. Let's go now. To tell you the truth, I've gone crazy thinking about going to the God Realm, more than wanting to raise a spiritual pet! I have never traveled far, but if I can go this time, brother, I will treat you to the Immortal Food Banquet in Tianyi Building that you most want to eat!"

"Okay, it's a deal!"

"A word is settled!"

The two clapped their hands together as a promise, and they came to Daiyu's room together.

"God Realm?" Daiyu looked at the two tall and short children, frowned and thought for a while, then asked, "Why do you want to go to God Realm?"

"Because I want to see who the great gods mentioned in the picture book are. It is said that Empress Nuwa has a human body and a snake tail, that God Shennong has a transparent belly, and that God Huangdi has a small car that can walk automatically and guide the way. I am very curious. I want to meet you. Mother, didn’t you say that ‘reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles’? My daughter has always kept your teachings in mind, and she wants to start her journey from the God Realm. What do you think?” Ximen Yu After finishing speaking, he tilted his head and carefully looked at Daiyu sitting on the seat.

"Guan Shan to accompany you?" Daiyu didn't answer Ximen Yu's question, but looked at Ye Guan Shan.

"Yes." Ximen Yu immediately said when she heard that it was possible.

"Then..." Daiyu was deliberating and ready to nod, when Ximen Chuuxue, dressed in white, pushed open the door and entered the room, saying, "I don't agree."

"Father!" Ximenyu blinked, "Mother is about to nod! Why don't you agree, isn't it just a trip to the God Realm! It's not too dangerous!"

"Isn't that dangerous? Oh, besides the Yellow Emperor and the others, there are also some tribes of the Wu clan! Don't you know what they are? You are too young, and you are not proficient in magic. If there is something, what do you ask your father and mother to do? Don't go!" Ximen Chuuxue frowned.

"Uncle, my nephew promises that Xiao Yu will not have any problems. If there is any mistake, it will be my nephew's mistake, and Xiao Yu will be fine."

At this time, Ye Guanshan suddenly said, "If uncle doesn't believe me, you can take a look at my cultivation. Even if I lose, I can protect myself."

Daiyu and Ximen Chuuxue exchanged glances, Ximen Chuuxue didn't say a word, after glaring at her daughter, Ximen Chuuxue released her spiritual sense, and after lightly probing Ye Guanshan's cultivation level, her eyebrows slowly stretched, Ximenyu knew at a glance There is a joke, and asked cautiously: "Father, can we go?"

"You can go, bring the app, and report your safety every other hour. In addition, I want to tell Lao Ye about Guan Shan's going with him. I can only nod if he agrees with him. Otherwise, it's better not to talk. " Ximen Chuixue said with a straight face.

"Ah..." Ximenyu was a little disappointed, and looked at Daiyu again.Daiyu knew that she had to play the red face again, so she patted her husband-in-law's hand with a smile, "Okay, okay, let's go and tell Lao Ye and Yingying quickly, don't keep the two children waiting, huh?"

"Hmph." Although Ximen Chuuxue snorted, he still dialed the video call of the castellan and his wife after hearing the words, and told them the situation in detail.The city lord and his wife have always cared about their son, and most of them don't care much except for a little bit of cultivation, so when they heard that their son was going to play in the God Realm, they even raised their hands in favor.

In this way, Ximenyu and Ye Guanshan successfully obtained the permission of their parents, happily packed their things, and prepared to go to the God Realm.