[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

third generation

Yu Yulin is recognized as the head of the female devil, and her prestige is well-known in the three realms.At this moment, she was standing above a floating city, watching the situation in the city with her spiritual sense.

"Rape first and kill later. Treating women as playthings is really awe-inspiring." Yu Yulin's clothes don't look like a devil at all, and he doesn't have those rumors in the fairy world, such as "The Domineering Immortal Loves Me" and "This Golden Immortal". I want the appearance of the villain's supporting actress with flaming red lips.She could only be regarded as handsome, and she was dressed in a very ordinary way, with rough and sackclothed clothes, and the fabric of the clothes was very poor, as if they were made of damaged cloth.In addition, she has a shaved head, holds a wooden fish, and has a dignified and solemn face, which makes her look even less like a villain.

Everyone knew that Yu Yulin was a devil, but no one knew that she was actually a disciple of Buddhism, or someone who was a little famous under the Buddha's sect.

Yu Yulin became famous because she poisoned the queen mother's birthday banquet, silently poisoned more than a dozen great powers in the fairy world, and then drew bastards on the faces of these people.When the queen mother and other drunken gods woke up, they saw their colleagues dead without a word, and their faces were painted with black bastards, and all the humiliation was lost.I don't know what the ink for the painting is made of, and even a few immortals with powerful magic powers couldn't get this bastard out of their faces.If you insist on removing it, you can only peel off a layer of these people's faces.The immortals present were shocked and angry, but who knew that the culprit was right behind them, with their feet on the back of the queen mother's chair, so leisurely.She was wearing a blue robe and couldn't see her facial features clearly, so she said in a low voice: "These immortals deserve death. Now that everyone is awake, please testify for me and spread the word. Anyone who wants to seek revenge, Just come to me. I will wait for you all in Yulin." She said, she jumped up, and before the immortals could react, she turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.

After this incident, Yu Yulin became really famous.She is also very good at obliterating immortals, never using a knife, and only letting these people die silently in their sleep.Her behavior made everyone in the heavens fear her very much. The Jade Emperor personally ordered Yu Yulin to be arrested, but so far no one has heard of her.It's just that after she made a move, leaving behind a lot of corpses, the immortals rushed to the scene, and based on the death conditions of these immortals, they knew that it was her who had done it cruelly.

And at this time, the Jade Emperor has personally asked Emperor Ziwei to help him capture this troublesome female devil.

However, Yu Yulin, who knew nothing about these things, stood quietly on the floating city, and after knocking the wooden fish one hundred and eight times, she opened her eyes without joy or sorrow, and said in her mouth: "Go! "

Several golden lights shot out from her ordinary cuffs, penetrated the barrier of the floating city, and went straight to the room where the city lord was.

"Amitabha!" she said softly, but her eyes were extremely calm.

A moment later, the city lord's mansion of this floating city was in turmoil, and the dancers scattered screaming. They had served well just now, but the city lord died inexplicably in the blink of an eye, with a strange smile on his face, obviously It is death.There was a dancer who wanted to announce it.A dancer next to her saw that she was not moving properly, so she covered her mouth with her hand, and the flustered and overwhelmed girls met their eyes, determined to kill her.They are mortals, so the two of them pressed the dancing girl who wanted to report to the ground, and the other four or five girls held up the extra boulder next to the water tank and smashed it to the back of her head with all their strength. With one click, the dancing girl on the ground disappeared. breath.Seeing her dying, not only did they not feel scared, but they laughed and clapped their hands in celebration.But before they could laugh enough, guards holding halberd-shaped instruments swarmed from the gate, and surrounded the city lord's mansion densely. A faint sentence: "Shut up." The fate of these young girls was decided.

The ugliness of the human heart can only be seen in a moment.But the culprit of everything was not Yu Yulin standing high in the sky, but the city lord who had just died.He played with a young girl before, causing her to suffer from an incurable disease, and her cultivation was completely ruined, so she could only be reduced to the street to make a living by laughing.Yu Yulin met her while practicing medicine, but failed to cure her.Before the woman died, she asked Yu Yulin to avenge her. It was not until Yu Yulin nodded that the woman closed her eyes and left with a face full of resentment.

Yu Yulin was quite satisfied with the result.She practiced Buddhism, but she also practiced the Dharma, and more importantly, she cultivated her heart.

In the face of the rules, if she is ashamed of her heart, then she would rather not follow the rules.

Although she can't cross herself, as long as she can cross the ordinary people of all living beings, her practice in this life will not be in vain.

Before she could withdraw from her memories, a clear voice sounded behind her: "Are you Yu Yulin?"

Yu Yulin looked back, and saw a man in fine clothes sitting on a cloud, looking at her with a smile.

"I'm not." Yu Yulin didn't give him a look, and slipped away quickly, before the smile on the man's face froze, Yu Yulin had already disappeared without a trace.

"You can't run away." The man smiled and disappeared in place.

Three quarters of an hour later, Yu Yulin was tied to a tree stump by a man, and she watched him bake buns in front of her with a blank expression.

Just by smelling it, she knew that this man's workmanship was poor, so bad that she was so far away from the campfire that she felt nauseous from the smell.

"Do you eat?"

"Thank you benefactor, I'm not hungry—" Yu Yulin hadn't finished speaking before the man took off the bamboo hat with the veil sewn on her head, revealing her shiny bald head and delicate face.

Yu Yulin and the man were relatively silent.

The man also felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly put the hat back on her, but his actions were very rude, and the hat was buckled crookedly. Put on the bamboo hat for me, or take it away, it will be very uncomfortable for you to buckle me like this."

"Huh? You Buddhist ascetics should have strong endurance, so you wear a bamboo hat crookedly. You don't need to do this, do you?" The man took a bite of the diaphragm he had baked, and the taste made him frowned, but He swallowed anyway.

"I don't fix this. Can you take the bamboo hat?" Yu Yulin always spoke bluntly, but the man gave her an extra look.

"It's okay to take it, what benefits do I have?"

"I can make food, the kind that can be eaten."

"...Okay, I'll untie the rope for you, don't run away."

Yu Yulin was free. She moved her hands and feet while planning how to escape.She knew this fairy, Emperor Ziwei, was at the same level as the old Jade Emperor, but he was much more difficult to deal with.Every star in the sky is his eyes and ears.As long as you live under the sky, you will be known by him.Yu Yulin didn't like to hide his aura very much, so it was not beyond his expectation to be caught by him.It's just that she was curious why the emperor didn't kill her.Since the Jade Emperor invited him, his task must be to take her down without leaving her alive.

Want to come to him to plot more.

While baking the steamed buns, Yu Yulin drew Sanskrit characters in the air without showing any traces. After a while, she handed the steaming food to the man who was watching intently and said, "Okay, please use it as a benefactor."

"Are you wondering why I didn't kill you?" Emperor Ziwei bit the film and said in a muffled voice while chewing.

"..." Yu Yulin was silent.

"Because you don't have hostility, and you don't even have a causal chain. Actually, I'm quite curious. You kill so many immortals, but you don't have much karma. How did you do it, fellow Taoist?"

"Just follow your heart and live up to your heart." Yu Yulin lowered her head, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Hey, because you have almost no faults, so I can't kill you casually. How about this, you leave me something to prove your identity, and I will go back and have a business with the Jade Emperor. When I finish eating, you can leave Bar."

Yu Yulin looked at him suspiciously, and nodded slightly after a while, agreeing with what he said.After Emperor Ziwei finished eating the baked buns, Yu Yulin handed him a string of Buddhist beads from his sleeve, and left like a breeze.

Not long after Yu Yulin left, the so-called "Emperor Ziwei" also left with an unpredictable expression.Not long after the two of them left, the real Emperor Ziwei hurried over.He walked around in a circle, finally stomped his feet fiercely, and shouted "Oops! Oops!" while driving away quickly in the clouds and mist.

Yu Yulin didn't know anything about what happened. She was looking for snakes in the mountains with a cane, thinking of getting snake venom to treat her patients.The sky was getting cloudy, and she took a trick to avoid the rain. The clear rain fell on the outside of the mask, and it was very beautiful drop by drop.

Day after day slowly passed by like this, and when Yu Yulin went to the human world to save people, the heaven world was already in chaos.Recently, "Yu Yulin" has been everywhere, it's fine to kill the immortals, and the crimes of these people are written in blood books and pasted on the back of their heads, pointing at the dark shadows of the heavens one by one, it's really shameless Leave it to these immortals and heaven.The Jade Emperor was so angry that his forehead twitched, but there was nothing he could do. He walked around the case several times with his hands behind his back, and finally decided to ask Luo Hu to help him catch the female devil.

The most cost is that more people in the human world will die.Jade Emperor thought indifferently.

On this day, when Yu Yulin came back from collecting herbs, he found that the sky had darkened for some reason, with rolling clouds and bursts of thunder, and an ominous ochre-red color permeated the sea of ​​clouds, emitting a stench.She took off her bamboo hat and exposed her bare head. While casting a spell with one hand to pass the news to her senior brothers and sisters, she clasped her forehead with the other hand and slapped the primordial spirit out of her body with one palm. She went to the sky to see what happened. thing.

Luohu is making waves in the sea of ​​clouds, and wants to rain down the rain that implies rules. As long as ordinary people get a little bit of this rain, they will immediately disappear into nothing.Luo Hu was standing in the clouds to harvest the souls of these mortals. Anyway, the old Jade Emperor said that as long as they don't hurt the immortals, he can do whatever he wants.

Heh, let you mortals take a look, this is the heaven you value, don't blame me for being cruel.

With a big wave of Rahu's palm, countless undead cried and were taken away from the world by him, struggling and shouting in his palm, but Luohu ignored them all, laughed and put these souls into his mouth, chewed them to pieces, and was happy in the end Smash it, smash it in your mouth, it feels delicious.He flicked his huge dark blue snake tail happily, his face full of flesh trembling, telling his greed and ugliness.

What Yu Yulin's primordial spirit saw was the scene of Luo Husheng chewing the souls of all living beings, she couldn't help being jealous, and before Luo Hu found her, she hit her with a magic spell and scattered the soul he had just caught One clean, one by himself into the clouds, turned into a golden light, and went to the lower realm.

After returning to the physical body, Yu Yulin received a letter from her seniors, who said they would arrive soon, and before that, she hoped that she could restrain the monster on the cloud first.

No, it's not a monster, it's a monster.He is one of Asura, a monster who is not a god, a ghost, or a human, and is between gods, ghosts, and humans.

To deal with this monster, her cultivation base is still not good, but now, she has no choice but to bite the bullet.

Yu Yulin only has a few magic weapons, and she is good at using poison, so she simply mixed the poison into the ocher cloud.Sure enough, after a while, Luo Hu slowed down his attack on the human world.But at the same time, Luo Hu also found Yu Yulin hiding in the clouds, she couldn't avoid it, so she had to fight desperately.

At this moment, a voice came from not far away: "Fellow Daoist Luo, I'm here to compete with you!"