[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

The yellow-robed monster, Kui Mulang, is watching the live program "Approaching the Future Science" with his wife Bai Huasha in his cave.

"It turns out that eating meat can't help you live forever." The yellow-robed monster held his chin and looked at his wife, smiling so stupidly that people couldn't bear to look directly at him, "Since meat doesn't work, then Jindan Xiantao should If it works, I'll get you some, lady, what do you want to eat?"

"Damn ghost! Just know how to eat!" Bai Hua spat at her husband shamelessly, "I'll talk about longevity later, haven't you noticed that Sun Dasheng and his party are coming? Also, when Qing Yuan Tianzun helped me descend to the mortal world, why did I still eat?" Quietly helped me save the memory of the previous life, just based on this, we have to do others a favor! Don’t be too embarrassing, just release the water when it’s time to release the water! Also, how good it is for us to live as kings now, and we don’t need to You don’t have to pay taxes if you are controlled by the Heavenly Court, I used to dream that I couldn’t even dream of it!”

"My lady means..." Kui Mulang straightened his eyes when he saw Bai Huashou, and his eyes were filled with only his wife. Bai Huashou was tired of looking at him, so he pointed a finger on his forehead: " Let’s put on a show when it’s time to put on a show, and if we do this well, Heaven will be more tolerant of us.”

"Oh, that's right." Kui Mulang pulled Bai Huaxie into his arms, "It's still a while before they arrive here, I'll ask my little brothers to find a way to bring that Tang Monk back and shut him down." He stayed in the dark room for a day, then gave him two symbolic slaps, and then sent him back, what do you think, my lady?"

"As expected of a silly dog!"

Baihuashu likes to call Kuimu wolf by nickname - silly dog ​​when he is happy, his laughter is as melodious as Tongling, when his little finger touches Kuimu wolf's chest twice, Kui mulang's eyes become deep : "Well, let the lady see the wolfish nature of this silly dog."

Saying that, she hugged Bai Huashou directly to the bed, lifted the quilt, only to hear Bai Huasham's weeping moan, accompanied by the sound of the sea tide, the whole room was charming.

As soon as Wukong walked to the entrance of the yellow-robed monster's cave, he heard a clear "beep" from the live broadcast system on the top of his head. With a thought, he opened the private message, which was sent by Qing Yuan's net name [Miss Lin] News: [Ms. Lin] When you meet Kui Mulang, the yellow-robed monster, don’t fight him. His strength is on the same level as yours. It’s the West God Realm who laughs and hurts both sides.Kui Mulang wants to tie up Tang Seng for a day, and then ask you to rescue him.It is enough for you and him to make a few gestures, and save your energy to go to Liushahe to surrender your next partner, that is, the undercover agent of the Western God Realm who has been in Tiangong for n years-General Rolling Shutter, you must pay close attention to this one If it doesn't work, use the golden hoop given to you by Guanyin Bodhisattva to tie him up.

Wukong immediately replied:

【Wukong】Understood (Wukong is watching a play JPG.), but who is the rolling shutter general you say?How come my grandson has never heard of it?

【Ms. Lin】Professional clothes drying rack roller blinds for 1000 years, you deserve it. (Bixin JPG.) The work done by undercover agents is the kind of place that looks very inconspicuous, but the news spreads very quickly.The general rolling the curtain specially rolls the curtain for the Jade Emperor. Every time the curtain is rolled, it means that another god has come to report to the Jade Emperor. Then Wukong, think about it. After so many years, without the Jade Emperor noticing, we How much news about the Eastern God Realm was leaked by this rolling shutter general?

【Wukong】It seems that this guy is not easy to mess with.

【Ms. Lin】Okay, I have something to do later, so I'll be offline soon.Finally, I'll give you a tough trick. Don't you shoot this live broadcast whenever you want?Then you can not only pat you, but also pat others.

[Wukong] Tianzun, I understand.

[Ms. Lin] It’s good to understand. Recently we [Ancient and Modern Live Broadcast] are trying to get into the top ten rankings. You can help us to canvass for votes. If you know how to edit videos, edit a few videos and upload them online. Now there are ghost and animal videos. Big fire, I think you can try to do this.

【Wukong】Yes, Tianzun!

Wukong doesn't know how to edit videos, and his skills in shooting videos are so-so.But Tang Seng is a real god of learning, no matter what, just read it once.

That night, while lighting a fire for dinner, Wukong took advantage of Tang Seng chewing steamed buns while bowing his head to drink water, and secretly installed [Ancient and Modern Live APP] on Tang Seng’s rosary. After a quick trial, he pretended to be nonchalant and meditated Come on, close your eyes and recite the "Heart Sutra": "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, for a long time, walks the deep prajna paramita, sees that all five aggregates are empty, and overcomes all hardships.

Relic, form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form, □, emptiness is form, and the same is true of thinking and knowing.

Sarira is the empty phase of all dharmas, neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor clean, neither increasing nor decreasing.That's why there is no color in the air, no feelings, thoughts, eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind, colorless sound, fragrance, and touch, no vision..."

While Wukong was reading, his eyelids secretly opened a crack, and he looked at Tang Seng from the corner of his eye. Tang Seng was really attracted, and he also read: "There is no vision, even the unconscious world, no ignorance, no ignorance, and even no ignorance." Old age dies, and there is no end to old age and death. There is no suffering to destroy the way, no wisdom and no gain. Because there is no gain. Bodhisattva, according to Prajna Paramita, there is no hindrance in the heart. Without hindrance, there is no fear, and away from the upside-down dream. Ultimate Nirvana. All the Buddhas of the three generations, according to Prajna Paramita, have attained Anuttara-samyak-sambodhi.” While reciting, he couldn’t help picking up his own rosary string, twisting the beads while chanting, without thinking about food. Don't eat it, just when the word "ti" of "Bodhi" was read, the blue glow burst out, and Tang Seng jumped, thinking that some Bodhisattva was about to manifest, but what jumped out was a huge blue translucent screen : Dear friend, hello!

Welcome to 【Gujin Live APP】

Please fill in your name and password, as well as fingerprints and pupil prints on behalf of your identity below.

Tang Seng heaved a sigh of relief, it was just a simple verification, and there was no difficult topic. Just as he was about to take out his pen and ink to write on it, he heard a "Ding!" in his mind, followed by a gentle female voice: "Mind You can fill it out in one turn."

Tang Seng was taken aback, and subconsciously asked "Who?" Then he found that Xingzi and Bajie were looking at him blankly, Tang Seng coughed quickly, and said: "Master, I just heard that there is a female benefactor Talking, it seems that the teacher is hallucinating."

Although he himself didn't believe this reason.

Then, Tang Seng, a schoolmaster who is full of curiosity and a deadly expert, filled in the contents according to his words, and picked out [Congratulations on your successful registration!The page will automatically jump, please wait for 3 seconds] After the prompt, he sighed slowly and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

What he didn't know was that the door to a new world was slowly opening to him.

Wukong looked at Tang Seng's anxious little eyes, took a bite of the peach, and said in his heart: "The many female benefactors on the live broadcast, you can withstand this, but you can't withstand that, and you will not be able to become a Buddha if you have a demon in your heart. The lineage of the family is over. If you can really bear it and see it openly, then my grandson really respects you as a man!"

Thinking of this, Wukong changed his live broadcast signature to [True warrior, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the beautiful girl] This flag has just been knocked out by Wukong, and Tang Seng over there casually clicked on a channel to watch.

Seeing this, I can no longer come out.

The King of the Daughter Kingdom has been doing live broadcasts since two years ago.

The cause was that she was diagnosed with a terminal illness and would not live to be 25 years old.

She caught a cold unintentionally the year before last, and was diagnosed as terminally ill by the imperial doctor.So, she decided to open her own live broadcast channel, use every second of her life to communicate with people from all over the world, and find her heir to the throne by the way.Although she has always had the [Ancient and Modern Live Streaming System], she is as cautious as she has never been live broadcasting. She has always been a little transparent diving, and now she wants to use this thing.

Since last year, she has lost a lot of hair, and the accumulated hair that falls on the floor every morning can be used to weave a decent dress; her body is also getting worse every day, and it hurts like a bug bite at every turn—these The symptoms reminded the Queen herself that her days were numbered.

There is no cure for cancer in this era, so the queen has been stubbornly insisting on going to court every day, live broadcasting, correcting memorials, discussing state affairs, occasional private interviews, doing polls, etc., even if sometimes her face is blue and her body is weak. Stick to it.

Xiliang Daughter Country is too weak, without her, the future of this country is really worrying.

Since the queen got the live broadcast system at the age of three, she has opened the door to a new world. Through continuous learning, she is moving closer to the goal of "a generation of emperor" step by step.She is not interested in love, nor is she interested in all kinds of court entertainment. Her only hobbies are improving the country's GDP and practicing good calligraphy.

After the live broadcast, she got a new title called [Xiliang Ye Er].

Ye Er refers to the queen of a country on a planet called Earth in the Great Thousand World. The queen's full name is Catherine II, and her methods are decisive and ruthless. At that time, he was honored as the emperor.The Queen likes this title very much, so it has been used.

Every afternoon is the time for the queen to copy the scriptures for live broadcast. Her ability and aura usually make people ignore her appearance. She is obviously a beautiful woman with a shy face, but because of her heroic temperament, she suddenly broke into' Attack the king'.At this moment, she is sitting in front of the windowsill of her house with her hair loose, copying scriptures and praying for the common people.

A barrage of bullet screens floated across the screen——

[Xixi Yuli] Queen, you seem to have lost weight again.

[Ganghesha] Yes, the queen has lost a lot of weight recently, and she is a little blue now. Is she too busy?Have a good rest.

[Gu Gu Ji Chi] Probably the Queen is looking for someone, after all, the Queen has reached the age of marriage.

【11222】Is the upstairs stupid?Our queen has converted, and she herself upholds the concept of 'single nobles'. Please, does the queen have her own ideas?Don't make decisions for others.

……

After copying the scriptures, the Queen smiled subconsciously, clasped her hands together and recited "Amitabha". The sun brushed her cheeks and the breeze blew her dry and thin long hair.

At the other end of the video, Tang Seng also hurriedly recited "Amitabha". For some reason, apart from his heart beating a beat faster, Tang Seng also felt a wordless sadness.

Wukong looked at Tang Seng's expression and showed a subtle smile.