[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

After half an hour.

"Where are you taking my old grandson? Why did you turn my old grandson into this look?" Before Sun Wukong turned his head, he was transformed into a monkey the size of a palm by Qingyuan's spell, staring at a pair of flickering eyes. asked with big eyes.

"Go to the four continents. It's too ostentatious to take you like that, but it's just right to take you like this. You can squat on my shoulders. There are many monkey trickers in the Western Regions, and I don't care about you alone."

"Tianzun, do you believe that my old grandson pissed on your shoulder?"

"Of course I believe it. It just so happens that monkey brains will be eaten later, so why not do it?"

"..."

The next moment, Sun Wukong sat firmly on the shoulder of willingness: "Tianzun, let's go."

"Okay. Mr. Xiang, let's go."

A ray of sword light shot up into the sky, and before the cow herding boy looked up, the group disappeared into the sky.

Bone Ridge

"Why is it so spooky here?" Wukong rubbed his arms uncomfortably.

"Because this is Bone Ridge. Let's go, I'll take you to meet a monster."

After a while—

The two of them looked at the bone spirit who had turned into a skeleton prototype and was bathing, with a confused look on his face.

"Ah, ah, pervert! Peep at me taking a shower!" Bone Essence noticed that someone was watching her, and shouted in a thin voice.

Qing Yuan & Ximen Fuxue & Sun Wukong:  …

With your figure and appearance, if you take another look, I'm afraid I'll go blind!

"Bone Essence, you have practiced here for many years, do you know who this deity is?" Qing Yuan comforted the furious Wukong, then turned to look at Bone Essence.

"You... oh, you are Lord Tianzun, Lord Tianzun is here, and the little demon is at a loss to meet you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! The little demon will let the little ones—"

"Hey, that's unnecessary. I came here specially to inform you about Journey to the West. This Baigu Ridge will become a checkpoint in Journey to the West, and you are the warrior who guards the checkpoint."

"Warrior? Can the little one really take on this important task? Speaking of Journey to the West, will Sun Dasheng come to my little place?" The bone spirit flashed with soul fire in Heidongdong's eyes, and the surprised Gada Gada chin said—— It was scary for her without skin and flesh to make this move, at least Qingyuan saw Wukong and couldn't wait to take out the golden cudgel to this guy.

"My grandson has come."

Wukong, whose tail was pinched by Qingyuan, was full of resentment.

"Click" Bai Gujing's jaw fell off in due course, and she quickly put it back down by herself.

"This is—"

"Yes, but Wukong's cultivation has been suppressed by the deity. We came here just to let you know that you should turn into a human body and come over with your ears. The deity has something to tell you."

At that time, the silly and sweet Bone Essence turned back into a human body without even thinking about it, and slowly approached Qing Yuan. Qing Yuan whispered a few words to her, Bone Bone Essence nodded thoughtfully while listening, and finally said: "Then Isn't this cheating?"

"If the Great Sage doesn't cheat, your life will be over."

Bone Demon: What you said is so reasonable that I am speechless.

In this way, the first related account was successfully obtained. Next, Qingyuan took the miniature version of Wukong to walk around the boundaries of the nearby alleys, and greeted all the overlords and monsters. Princess Shan (her husband cheated on her, and she just took this opportunity to abuse a scumbag man and kill her mistress), Huangfeng Monster (has been going through the back door, never changed), Zhenyuanzi (a tree of ginseng fruit is exchanged for a bunch of flat peaches, this scene is worthwhile) )etc.

From Baoxiang Country to Chechi Country and Wuji Country, from Chechi Country to Xiliang Daughter Country, from Jisai Country to Zhuzi Country, and then to Bhikyu Country, Mie France, Fengxian County, Yuhua Prefecture and Jinping Prefecture and other places , Qing Yuan traveled all over the journey of the future Westward Journey.

When flying back through the clouds and fog, she told Wukong to remember these places and all the gods and monsters well.

Wukong nodded and wrote down carefully.

Qing Yuan passed a secret message to Wukong again: "After the greeting, if you want to fight with them at that time, don't kill them, or say hello to the other party and let them fight you with puppets. If you fight to death Let them go, not to mention how many colors I wear on my body, just say that I took those goblins and monsters you saw just now, which one didn't have much ability or a solid backstage to sit in the current position? They are not easy to provoke. Wukong , if you have great ambitions, you might as well communicate with these monsters and immortals, it will definitely be of great benefit to you."

Wukong's eyes lit up, and when he was about to say something, Qing Yuan grabbed his tail and couldn't help screaming: "Squeak!!!"

"Swallow your words back. If you have any doubts, you will understand when you travel to the west."

This sentence became the last sentence that Wukong heard Qing Yuan say before he traveled to the West.

When we meet again, it will be 400 years later.

After sending Monkey King back to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Qing Yuan was ready to deal with the Queen Mother of the West and the West God Realm.The matter of Journey to the West has come to an end. She unilaterally revealed that only Dao Dao knew about the journey of Journey to the West, because Qing Yuan is also a part of Da Dao, so Da Dao knew what Qing Yuan meant, and helped to hide it from everyone—including Ancestor Hongjun.

Waiting for Wukong to show his strength, so she is also planning to take a short break.

"Who else is here besides you?"

Qing Yuan felt something flashed across his mind suddenly and asked.

"A lot of people, probably dozens of them."

Ximen Chuuxue thought for a while and answered.

"Dozens? That's enough manpower. Next, I'm going to deal with the Queen Mother of the West and the West God Realm. Now that 'Gujin Live Streaming' has entered the top [-] apps in the Three Thousand Worlds, we will make it to the top five next, so as to completely expand Influence and popularity are the only way to completely kill them." Qing Yuan said seriously, "The quality of power in the Eastern God Realm is far worse than before, and people like us who came from the prehistoric era have to restrain their cultivation base and shrink to one side. Survival, if not for Hongjun’s support, the Eastern God Realm would have been over long ago. So we have to find another way. After making the APP famous, we should find allies to form alliances and crowdfunding. Back then, the Western God Realm was Relying on crowdfunding in the name of peace and care, the funds raised can buy ten Eastern God Realms! Who would have thought that these devils in angel skin would attack the Eastern God Realm after taking the money raised from the crowdfunding? Come, cut off a piece of land from us who were caught off guard!"

"There is such a thing?" Ximen Chuuxue was surprised, "Didn't APP become popular in these years?"

"The words are so true, but the speed of time in different worlds is different, so this gadget called APP has risen within tens of thousands of years after the prehistoric era, so I won't talk about it. The reason why the Jade Emperor hates people in the Western God Realm so much , because of this disgusting thing they did. However, the raid was eventually terminated by Hongjun at the time. In the end, Hongjun negotiated with God and asked him to execute the person who organized the crowdfunding. God refused. In the end, Hongjun took action himself and killed the archangel with Daoist's favor. After this time, the relationship between Hongjun and God completely broke down. The two wanted to strangle each other when they saw it. ——Although they are all smiling on the surface.”

"So what happened."

Ximen Chuuxue was thoughtful.

"Leave that aside, let me ask you, are those people in the heaven or the human world?"

"Human world."

Ximen Chuuxue said honestly.

Human world

"Hey, everyone, take a look and take a look. Today, all the herbs are only charged [-]% of the price, and you can buy the original herbs for only [-]% of the price! You are not deceiving, don't miss it when you pass by! Buy ginseng for dad, Buy bird's nest for mother, filial piety to children is awesome!"

Hena spoke fluent Northeast dialect and made up impromptu jokes, which soon attracted a large crowd of onlookers.Hena's herb stall is filled with herbs that are of acceptable quality, and there are discounts available, so naturally some people who know the goods want to ask the price.

But when Hena reported the price, these herb dealers shook their heads and left, leaving only a bunch of ordinary people who didn't know the truth, and took out their purses one by one, eager to try.

Seeing that these annoying people had left, Hena curled her lips and brushed her hair: "Fortunately, I'm smart, please don't make noise, this ginseng is..."

When everyone heard that the price had suddenly become so affordable, they crowded around like crazy. You bought one plant after another, and you bought one by one. After a while, Hena's pockets were bulging , she was laughing happily when she heard a familiar female voice say, "Yo, this girl is so cute."

Hena was taken aback when she heard this, turned her head to look, blinked her eyes in disbelief, and after confirming that she hadn't misunderstood the person, her eyes turned red and she said with a choked voice, "Yu'er, why did you...appear until now? Ah. You... oh."

"I, haven't I come back?" Qing Yuan rolled his eyes and changed the subject in embarrassment.

"Is it all right if you come back? Do you know that we are all worried to death! At least give us a report!" Hearing Qing Yuan's tone, she became angry immediately, and she didn't care about selling ginseng and bird's nest , started tidying up the stall as soon as they stomped their feet, regardless of the loud accusations from the people who didn't buy the herbs, they lowered their heads and quickly tidied things up.

"Hena," Ximen Chuixue saw Yuan gave him a pitiful look, and immediately came out to rescue him, and sent a voice transmission to Hena: "Yu'er has lost her memory, and her spirit is impaired, so everything about everyone should be taken care of by her." I forgot, but she is working hard to recover now, you...don't blame her."

"That's it..." Hena stopped moving her hands, "Then, does she still remember you?"

"Although she doesn't remember, she admitted that we are husband and wife, and we plan to hold the wedding again after we understand these things. Even if she doesn't remember, it doesn't matter at all."

Hena: As a Greek girl, why do I eat so much dog food? ! !

"Hena, let me help you." Seeing that Hena's fingers were very rough, Qing Yuan immediately stepped forward to help her pack things with bare hands.

Hena glanced at her quickly, lowered her head and muttered, "Yu'er, you really haven't changed at all."

"Yeah, no matter how the world turns, the deity is still the deity."

Qing Yuan replied with a smile.

"You tell Yingying that, she absolutely loves it." Hena packed her things, raised her head and said to Qing Yuan.

"Yingying is—"

"A wonderful saint who likes to play Gu worms and refine medicine."

Hena summed it up.