[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

The Sun Emperor is drinking tea and burning incense with Ximen Chuuxue in Dongyang Yuyi Palace at the moment, while chatting about the sensitive topic of "wife".

"If even Qingyuan Tianzun can't help you find your wife this time, then I can't do anything about it." Sun Emperor refilled his cup of tea and filled Ximen Chuuxue's cup, "Hey, you and I have nothing to do." Tell me about your wife's personality and appearance, maybe Qingyuan Tianzun just knows it, so she helped you find it!"

Ximen Chuuxue pondered for a moment, her stiff face became softer, and even her eyes softened: "She is very beautiful, the kind of beauty that 'everyone who has seen her can't forget', the most wonderful thing is that pair of eyebrows and eyes : There are two eyebrows that seem to be happy but not happy, eyebrows that are frowning but not frowning, and a pair of eyes that seem to be sad but not sad. When I saw her for the first time, she was still a young girl. Although she was very young, she had already matured. Quiet like a delicate flower shining in the water, acting like a weak willow supporting the wind, like a person in a painting. Although the appearance can bluff people, but the temperament is very inconsistent with the appearance, the teeth are sharp and the mouth is sharp, and he can calm down to learn various skills. Not to mention omnipotent, at least she is good at playing piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, and tea poetry. She's 'Goddess Lin' or 'Lin Dangdang'." Speaking of this, Ximen Chuixue suddenly burst out laughing, and while laughing, tears couldn't stop pouring down, blurring his vision, and the veins on his forehead also followed The anger suddenly rose, and his face flushed red.

It is said that "men don't flick their tears lightly, but they don't reach the point of sadness", and for a cold-hearted person like Ximen Chuixue, the only one who has been in his heart for so many years is Daiyu. It would be even more difficult to crush his dignity as a sword god.

The sweetness of the past is as sweet as today's, every time he thinks about it, it's as if a piece of flesh has been plucked out of his heart, the pain makes him sleepless every night, he just keeps his eyes open until dawn.

Sun Emperor quietly raised his eyebrows and glanced at him, but didn't speak.After Ximen Chuuxue had calmed down all her emotions again, Emperor Taiyang said: "It sounds like she is really a strange woman."

"That's right, so when she was willing to become Qin Jin's best friend with me and be of one mind forever, I never would have imagined it." Ximen Chuuxue squeezed the cup in his hand tightly and said.

"I am many years older than her. Among the many men she knew at that time, there were many who were better than me, but she finally chose me because I understood her, tolerated and liked everything about her. She believed in me so much, How can I live up to her heart? So I practiced sword day and night, just to meet her and let her be my wife, my bride."

Ximen Chuuxue said this, and looked at the Sun Emperor beside him: "But on the day of our wedding, she was forcibly dragged to another world."

"Why..." Sun Emperor was extremely surprised. On the day of the wedding, it is too unreasonable to send the bride to another world?

"The one that dragged her to another world was a live broadcast platform called 'The World Is Wonderful'." Ximen Fuxue gritted her teeth, "I never imagined that Yu'er would be wiped out in the name of 'not enough experience'! At that time, with her Her maid also disappeared together, I almost collapsed at that time, if my reason is not still there, I really want to slash that damn live broadcast platform with a sword!"

"What happened later?" Sun Emperor asked curiously.

"Later, I finally achieved great swordsmanship and found her. But at that time, she became the jewel in the palm of a family of officials. She studied with a famous Confucianist at that time. She disguised herself as a man and looked heroic. She was originally elegant and refined, but she was dressed like this. , I don’t know how many children’s eyes I have attracted, I’m jealous, but I can’t do anything about it, she wants to achieve great things, so I’ll just accompany her...” Ximen Chuuxue slowly said that he had never confided in Daiyu out.

"Well, I have experienced this. At that time, my Xiao'e hadn't married me yet, and the man who coveted her in the Eastern God Realm could circle the Lunar Star three times! He was far ahead of all the other female fairies in the entire God Realm!" Sun Emperor thought deeply. Of course, I used a metaphor from the advertisement of "Xiang Piaopiao Milk Tea", which my daughter-in-law loves to drink.

"There are so many?" Ximen Chuuxue expressed doubts.

"Isn't it? You really don't believe it. There are so many immortals in the Eastern God Realm. Just look at how many stars there are in the sky, so there are as many immortals in the Eastern God Realm. At that time, Xiao'e was one of the rare people who combined beauty and talent. A goddess, of course, except Qingyuan Tianzun, she has always disdained us little immortals to compare these boring things."

"Xiao'e was born beautiful, with an extraordinary temperament, and excellent abilities and means. I won't say how many men worship her in the mortal world. The male fairy who admires her in the Eastern God Realm just needs to name her for three days. I can't finish talking all night. I remember that I did a very stupid thing at the time, asking my subordinates to record the names of those male immortals, so that I could deal with them one by one. As a result, my subordinates recorded for a month, copied a box of paper and returned I didn't record it completely. I probably counted it, tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands. I laughed at that time, and I didn't care about it at all. I didn't really talk about feelings, I used [-]% sincerity and patience when chasing her, and after about three years, we got married under the witness of Nuwa and others."

The Sun Emperor boasted about his wife like he was flying, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was beaming.

By the way, Emperor Taiyang also has a nickname in the Eastern God Realm, "The Wife Showman". It is said that because he never leaves his excellent wife in three words, many outstanding single male immortals in the Eastern God Realm broke up with him.

The reason is: blatant dog abuse.

"I see." Ximen Chuixue had a sympathy for each other in his eyes, both of them had such good wives, so they had to have a drink no matter what, so they each filled their teacups and drank it all in one gulp.

At this time, Qing Yuan and Heng'e had arrived at Dongyang Yuyi Palace.

The two got off the clouds, Heng'e contacted her husband Sun Emperor and asked him to open the palace gate, and she brought Tianzun here.The Sun Emperor, who was chatting happily with Ximen Chuuxue in the palace, saw his wife came back, and didn't care about chatting with Ximen Chuuxue, so Pidianpidian went to open the palace gate to welcome his wife.

No matter how good a friend is, it can't compare to Xiao'e, who is bobo and crisp!

Sun Emperor opened the palace door with a smile, and then he saw a scene that broke him down: his wife was surrounded by Qingyuan Tianzun in his arms, the two were talking very affectionately, and Heng'e looked shy Nodding his head, he put his head close to Qing Yuan's ear, chattering and smiling.And Qing Yuan had an aggressive look on his face, with a tolerant and elegant smile.

Grandma's!He said why Qingyuan Tianzun hasn't been married for many years, dare to love... dare to love is a mirror! (Lesbian in archaic)

"Oh, long time no see, Sun Emperor, how are you?" Qing Yuan asked with a smile as if he had just seen Sun Emperor.At this time, Heng'e pinched Qing Yuan's cheek, and Qing Yuan returned her a doting smile.

Although both of them are female, the feeling that the beautiful ancient costume drama has changed into a domineering president drama in seconds still makes the old waist of the emperor of the sun flash.

Sun Emperor: The weather is not very good today, the hat on my head has changed color.

"Very good, very good." Although he was so enthusiastic that he was furious, Emperor Taiyang still replied with a good temper, and then quietly glanced at his wife, Heng'e, who was reluctant to leave, "Xiao'e, why don't you come to my husband's place?"

"Uh..." Hang'e looked up at Qing Yuan reluctantly, and when Qing Yuan stroked her smooth hair and gently said "Go", Hang'e squinted her eyes and nodded. head, and ran towards her husband, the Sun Emperor.

Sun Emperor: What can I do?Forgive her of course.

After greeting his wife Heng'e for a few words, Sun Emperor bowed his hands to Qing Yuan as if he just remembered, and said: "I also ask Tianzun to help, I am very grateful!"

"Why be polite! Xiao'e's business is my business, you and I don't have to be too unfamiliar!" Qing Yuan said with a smile, and then exchanged a tacit look with Hang'e.

Hmph, for the sake of my friend ignoring his wife again, I will go to Tianzun and never come back!

Heng'e, who planned everything, was angry in her heart, but she smiled brightly on her face, holding her husband's arm in one hand and the willing arm in the other, and the three of them entered Yuyi Palace side by side.

At the entrance of the main hall, the Sun Emperor coughed, "Xiao'e, we are not very polite. Tianzun is our senior, so we should go first. As juniors, we should follow her!" As he said, he looked at Qing Yuan. glance.

Heng'e thought to herself: You still want to get it thanks to you!The washboard won't let you kneel today!

Thinking of this, Heng'e said with a smile: "It's all my fault for forgetting, it's really Tianzun who is too kind and let me see him. If so, Tianzun, you go first, my husband and I are behind, what do you think?" "

"Alright." Qing Yuan shook his head in his heart, applauding the carefulness of this ghost girl, and while walking slightly, he immediately distanced himself from Hang'e and his wife.

Almost as soon as Qing Yuan walked into the hall, Ximen Chuuxue raised his head and looked at her reassuringly.

Ten thousand years at a glance, but that's it.

"Yu..." Before Ximen Chuuxue could say the word "er", Sun Emperor's mellow voice sounded: "Brother Ximen, let me introduce you, this is the famous first female Celestial Venerable in our Eastern God Realm—— Qingyuan Tianzun, if you want to find your wife, just ask her directly. She knows more about the cause and effect of marriage than Yuelao and Hades, she is an absolute master."

"Yo, this deity has fallen to the same level as these people, you really think highly of this deity." Qing Yuan retorted before Sun Emperor finished speaking.Sun knew that Qing Yuan was most annoyed by others comparing her with other immortals, and he knowingly committed the crime, so he immediately apologized, so Qing Yuan gave him a mocking look, rolled up his sleeves and sat on the seat of honor.

"I don't think there is any need to look for this son's wife, most likely she is not in this world."

Seeing the little boy making tea for himself, Qing Yuan said calmly.

As soon as these words came out, the Sun Emperor immediately frowned, "Tianzun, if you offended me just now, you can just get angry at me, why bother to involve Brother Ximen? He was so busy looking for his wife that he couldn't sleep all night. Mian, don't you think...you..."

"What about me?" Qing Yuan glared at him, "I said I'm not in the human world, but I didn't say I'm not in other places. Eastern God Realm, Western God Realm, Buddha Realm, Demon Realm, Demon Realm...it's all possible." Blowing The heat on the tea, Qing Yuan said with a smile.

"!!" The Sun Emperor was choked up and had no power to refute.

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at Qing Yuan who was sitting on the main seat with a smile, and took a sip of tea by himself, without any intention of helping the Sun Emperor.

Well, today's tea is really sweet.

"Then just tell us the answer, sorry for your stupidity!" Sun Emperor said.

"It's far away in the sky, and it's close in front of you. Oh, Sun Emperor, you don't doubt that this deity has been married for 3 years? You have a brain, that is, Xiao'e can tolerate you. If you want to change someone else, you will be separated." Kick it away in minutes!" Qing Yuan teased, and silently raised his eyebrows at Ximen Chuuxue as he spoke.

With a "puchi", Heng'e who was beside the Sun Emperor laughed out loud, watching her husband's face cautiously while laughing.

The only Sun Emperor who was kept in the dark had a dull expression on his face, and Qing Yuan's sentence "Your brain, that is, Xiao'e can tolerate you, if you want to change someone else, kick it away in minutes!"

Is this gentleman so stupid?

For a moment, Sun Emperor thought seriously.

The author has something to say: Okay, Gao Tian will continue, this world is not difficult, sweetness is the main thing, I hope you like it.