[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

Songhai City

"Oh, who hit me?" Tianming covered his head, looked back, and found that Xiang Shaoyu was holding a few walnuts in his hand, looking at him with a smile.

"Boy, you're too slow to react. I've seen you look listless recently. What's the matter?" Xiang Shaoyu walked to Tianming's side, patted Tianming's shoulder and asked.

"Shao Yu, when I went to the street yesterday, I saw... I saw a very familiar person."

"Very familiar? Male or female? Judging by your expression, it must be a woman?"

"It's a woman. She looks about the same age as Shi Lan, but she feels...very kind and familiar to me." Tianming held his chin and said, "I don't know what the hell Yunzhongju is doing. When can we defeat the bad woman and make Yue'er rescued?"

"You're picking up the topic again!" Xiang Shaoyu rubbed Tianming's head heavily, "Let's go, there are classes in the afternoon, and there are many people here, so it's better for us to go back to Xiaoshengxianzhuang first."

"En." Tianming nodded, dusted off his clothes, and prepared to leave with Shaoyu.

At this time, there was a burst of discussion on the street, and after a while, the melon-eating crowd who watched the excitement gathered around and blocked the road.

Shaoyu and Tianming looked at each other, they both saw helplessness in each other's eyes, they had no choice but to squeeze into the crowd, so as to take advantage of the flow of people to leave this place.

The two squeezed desperately in the crowd, and finally squeezed into the front row. A familiar voice that could no longer be familiar rang in their ears: "How dare you say that my yin and yang skills are inferior? Who gave you the courage." The voice of the person who said this was soft, although it was a male voice, it carried a hint of childishness.

"Star Soul?!" The two were astonished.

Tianming mouthed, pointed to the center of the arena, then tiptoed to look into the arena.However, he was not tall, so he could only see the shadowy back of a girl in a foreign costume and the star soul.

Wait, is that girl so familiar?Isn't she the woman he saw yesterday?Why is she here?

The problems in Tianming's mind followed one after another, and he quietly approached Xiang Shaoyu beside him, tugged at his sleeve and said, "She is the one I feel very familiar with when I saw her yesterday."

Shaoyu is tall, so he can see the situation in the middle of the field clearly from his angle. Xinghun is burning with anger now, and his clenched fingers can prove how bad-tempered he is now.However, the woman in foreign costume opposite him was holding her arms leisurely, her face covered and her expression could not be seen clearly.

But Shaoyu guessed that the girl's expression must be meaningless, if she was nervous, then Xinghun wouldn't be so angry.

It looks very interesting.Xiang Shaoyu laughed silently.

"What I'm saying is the truth. Why, do you have an opinion?" The masked girl—that is, Daiyu who hasn't returned to Qin for many years, replied casually.

It's just that a young man who has learned a few tricks of boxing and embroidering his legs dares to show off in front of her. The Yin Yang family really has fallen!

Daiyu shook her head secretly in her heart, but she didn't show it on her face. Looking at the boy with strange tattoos on his face, she couldn't bear it and said, "Very well, I will let you know..."

"I know, the villain and an arrogant child like you died because of talking too much." As soon as Daiyu said that, her whole body turned into a phantom and disappeared, and she appeared behind Xinghun with the next flick of her finger, facing the star soul unceremoniously. He knocked on the back a few times, and he nodded.The acupuncture techniques of later generations are not yet profound in this era, and it is just right for this young child.

Daiyu saw that Xinghun froze and couldn't move, without any surprise on her face, she casually said to the big guys watching: "If you lose the game, you have to be punished, and my punishment is to reward you with a dog. Big bastard. Who can lend me a pen so that I can draw?"

Some brats in the crowd raised their hands happily. Daiyu found someone at random and borrowed a pen, but did not ask for his ink.Twist the brush at her fingertips casually, and the ink on the brush will be full. Daiyu nodded in satisfaction, and under the eyes of Xinghun who can kill people, drew a big bastard on his face stroke by stroke. .

"Who are you? Let me know who you are, and I will crush your bones and cramp your tendons!" Xinghun said in a ventriloquic voice, but before he could finish his last word, Daiyu slapped him It was slapped on the stomach with such force that Xinghun, who has always boasted of being vicious, rolled his eyes, and there was a sharp pain in his stomach like a needle prick.

"Stay honest." After Daiyu finished drawing bastards, she conjured a bunch of hemp ropes out of nowhere, touched some of the hemp ropes, and they automatically wrapped themselves around Xinghun's body, binding him tightly.

"Okay, the first step has been completed." Daiyu didn't do it in vain as a female pirate for so many years, and she has learned ten percent of the characteristics of a female hooligan.

"Put a piece of grass on your head, and I'll sell you to the one with the highest bid. Oh, by the way, you don't seem to have a contract of sale, it's okay, I'll get you one on the spot." Said, Daiyu said He took out the inkpad and the pre-prepared deed of sale from his sleeve, and used a yin and yang technique to get Xinghun to sign obediently. Although Xinghun himself was full of disbelief, shock and fury, Daiyu ignored him and put The signed deed of prostitution blew, and he took a piece of grass from the peddler nearby, and stuck it on Xing Hun's head, which looked very funny.

Xinghun: I don't know if I should say MMP or not.

The deed of prostitution was also made and the grass was planted, and the next step was to sell it in the street. Daiyu didn't catch it, and didn't yell, so she conjured up a lacquered board, took chalk and "brushed it" and wrote it in official script: "The elder of the yin and yang family Hui Yin Yang family has most of the Yin and Yang techniques handed down under the existing conditions, can manipulate puppets, and can also assassinate, good talent, eccentric and vicious personality, starting with 10 taels of silver, the highest price wins. Another note: I don’t want to be bought If the returned servant, Yin, can provide the service of abolishing martial arts, there will be an additional fee, and those who are interested can chat privately."

After finishing writing, Daiyu turned the board around and tied it around Xinghun's neck.

Now it's not about selling people, it's about selling people.

Tianming and Shaoyu on the side were so dumbfounded that they couldn't say anything.

"That's okay too?" After a long time, Shaoyu managed to find his voice and said.

"The highest state of robbery is not to fight against the enemy, but also to get a fortune by the way, yes, you can also humiliate him and draw a bastard on his face!" Tianming agreed with a full face.

Shao Yu: ...

"Let's go, Second Uncle has class in the afternoon, we won't be in time if we walk slowly." Shaoyu finally said.

"Wait, I'll see the follow-up, don't be in a hurry." Tian Ming waved his hand, and turned his eyes back to the center of the field.

At this time, a man with deep pockets had already made an offer, 15 taels, to buy Xinghun and go back to be his son's teacher.

As soon as his price came out, someone immediately shouted 20 taels, and then someone said it was 23 taels... The price soared all the way, and there were more and more people watching, even the three supervisors (?) They were startled, and when they heard that Xinghun had been kidnapped and forced to sign a contract of prostitution, they all came to watch.

However, the Confucianists didn't intend to really buy the Xinghun, they just called the price when others quoted, and waited for the Xinghun's price to be sky-high, to see how the Yinyang family would end up.

Tianming and Shaoyu stopped talking when the gang from Xiaoshengxianzhuang came, and lowered their heads to lower their sense of presence.

But if the Confucianists and the melon-eating audience didn't say anything, it didn't mean that other people didn't say anything. No, Gongsun Linglong, the representative of the generation of famous schools, squeezed into the arena shaking his fat buttocks, ready to boss Daiyu around.

It's a pity that Daiyu didn't want to argue with her at all, and said directly: "Either go, or leave your head here!"

Gongsun Linglong was just about to point her nose at Daiyu and scold Daiyu, but when she saw Daiyu's eyes, she immediately faltered, pouted her buttocks and snorted coldly, and swayed back into the crowd again.

"The background of this woman is not simple." Zhang Liang said in the crowd.

"Why do you say that?"

Zhang Liang smiled slightly, "She blatantly injured the elder of the Yin-Yang family and humiliated him in public, but no one came to trouble her for such a long time, brother, what do you think the people behind this scene are planning?"

"what do you mean……"

"That's right, she, no, to be precise, this girl and the group of people behind her are here to fish. As for who the fish is, everyone knows very well."

"Heh, aren't you afraid that the fish will break the rod and drag the angler into the water if it is too strong?"

"As long as the hook is straight, the fish will have no chance of attacking the fisherman."

Thoughts rolled in Zhang Liang's eyes, "Fish, this is coming."

With a burst of ethereal music playing, Luna, Da Si Ming, Shao Si Ming and others leisurely appeared on the stage.

It is not common for the Yin-Yang family to appear on the stage in public instead of stealthily taking advantage of the left-handed fisherman, so it can be seen that Daiyu really pushed them into a hurry.

At this time, the price of Star Soul had already reached 180 million taels of silver.

Luna looked at the woman in the field wearing a leather exotic costume and a beige face scarf, and slowly frowned.

In the end, she still did not lower her haughty head, and only said: "Star Soul, I want to take it away."

"Two million taels of silver, people can take it away." Daiyu rolled her eyes when she thought of the disrespectful words this kid said to her before, "Anyone else want Elder Xinghun?"

At this time, a high-pitched voice came from behind the crowd: "The miscellaneous family paid 220 million."

The one who came was Zhao Gao. Behind him were the members of his net.

Luna's face suddenly became much uglier.

"Well, 220 million for the first time!" Daiyu said, before the words fell, Luna's slightly shrill voice came into Daiyu's ears: "Who the hell are you?"

"Hehe." Daiyu chuckled twice, and said word by word, "Who am I, and what have I to do with you? Buy it if you want, don't get in the way if you don't buy it. Don't say that a yin and yang family can't even get this little money out." rise."

"you!"

Yueshen was out of breath, and at this moment a cold voice said: "250 million, I bought Elder Star Soul."

The person who came was Master Xiaomeng with fluttering white hair.