[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine
Chapter 110 Chapter 14
"I don't know what Madam is talking about."
After a while, Lu Buwei swallowed, lowered his eyes and answered.
"You really don't know, or..."
Daiyu's meaningful interface.
Lu Buwei raised his head suddenly, cupped his hands hastily and said: "Your servant really doesn't know, please trust me, madam!"
"Then how did the mother-of-the-chicken pearl come out? It couldn't have just flown out of nowhere?" Daiyu hooked the corners of her lips, "I would have looked for you even if you didn't come, but I didn't expect you Come first, it's kind of nice, let's sort out this matter and make it clear, Master Lu can leave."
As soon as Daiyu finished speaking, the hidden guards who had been hiding at the door for a long time drew their swords out of their sheaths at the same time.
Lu Buwei didn't panic after hearing this voice. He has traveled around the world for many years, and a few knives can't do anything to him. What he fears is the woman in front of him, especially her eyes, which don't look like the eyes of a harem woman at all. A pair of eyes, like a fox or a snake or a wolf, are clear and fierce, and they will catch the road if you don't pay attention.
Daiyu was not afraid of seeing him, and she had a plan in her heart, she knew that today's method of "inviting the king into the urn" to capture Lu Buwei alive would not work, but the future is long, she is not in a hurry.
"How dare I deceive my wife! The prince was raised by my servant, and now the Holy Majesty is also loyally served by this servant, and my wife is also respected by this servant. How can this servant deceive the king? If you have the guts, even the minister doesn't dare..."
As he said that, Lu Buwei began to talk about his humble family history with snot and tears, how hard he was, how he was looked down upon by others, and by the way he flattered Ying Zichu and Ying Zheng, and told him everything Only when the four corners of the mouth were complete did he stop, and he just cried there, wiping the tears all over his face with his sleeves. After a while, the sleeves were soaked, but Lu Buwei hadn't finished crying yet, and his eyes were swollen.
Daiyu understood a little bit why this Lu Buwei was able to take the position of prime minister.
Humans have no face, no skin, no shame, no shame, and a dark heart to climb high branches and live a long time. To put it bluntly, when it is time to admit cowardice, you will never admit your mistake when you are slapped on the ground by others. Learn to scold yourself without spitting, and scold yourself carefully to please. This kind of scolding is very popular with superiors.
Sometimes, people base their happiness on the suffering of others. Part of the happiness of the superior is based on the people who punish them. Some harem women like to listen to eunuchs or palace daughters slapping their hands because they like to hear That crisp sound, this sound made them feel comfortable physically and mentally.
It's a pity that Daiyu is not such a person, on the contrary, not only is she abstaining from oil and salt, but she also hates people's flattery for no reason, especially her son's flattery, which is simply unbearable.
"Since Mr. Lu's sincere heart can be used as a guide to the sun and the moon, then I entrust the investigation of the chicken mother pearl to your lord. Lord Wanwang finds out who is behind the scenes. I can believe what your lord said, and I can do it in front of the holy mountain." A lot of good words for you. Mr. Lu, tell me, am I right?"
Daiyu looked at Lu Buwei with a smile, and poured herself a glass of petal water.
Lu Buwei: Hehe.Why did I pick up a woman like you blindly?Fortunately, some people said that I, Lu Buwei, "is a rare commodity to live in", but I fell so badly with you!It should be said that you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet?
Not only did I get my shoes wet, but now I might even lose my life!
"The villain should try his best to complete what the madam told the villain. It's just this thing..." Lu Buwei gritted his teeth and wanted to delay, but Daiyu's outstretched palm blocked all the words stuck in his throat.
"Don't say it, I believe it's not difficult to investigate with your ability. I don't trust others, but you and I can rest assured. Others don't have this ability, but you definitely have it. Lu Qing, don't be humble. First catch the wolfish and ambitious man who smuggled chicken mother beads into the palace, I will leave this matter to you, within half a month, I will report the result to Sheng Shang, he is very anxious about this matter."
Lu Buwei: You really want to kill me!How could it be so easy to find a perfect substitute within half a month? !
However, Lu Buwei was still calm and calm on the surface. As soon as he heard Daiyu calling him Lu Qing, he knew that something was going to happen, so he quickly bowed and saluted: "Young minister must do his best to investigate this matter thoroughly for Madam! It is bound to return within half a month. Ma'am, a satisfactory result!"
"En." Daiyu nodded casually, playing with her slender fingers, and said: "Since Lu Qing has made a solemn statement, I know it in my heart. My lord is busy, so I won't let you eat in the palace." That's it, Xixia, see off the guests!"
"Yes, ma'am!" A servant girl came from the back door, smiled at the two sweet dimples on her cheeks, approached and saluted Lu Buwei, and said, "My lord, I will send you out of the palace."
"Okay." Lu Buwei didn't want to say anything more to Daiyu, he was really afraid that if he continued to chat with her, he would show his flaws, which would be bad.
So after simply tidying up his clothes, Lu Buwei left the palace with the maid Xixia.
Not a minute after Lu Buwei left, Ying Zheng walked into the room wheezing and holding a large pile of bamboo slips, and Dai Yu hurriedly got up to wipe his sweat.He used to wear simple clothes or even rustic clothes before he was crowned prince. After he became prince, he dressed a lot more carefully. At least Daiyu thinks so, no matter before or after she enters the palace, she always wears simple and unpretentious clothes.
"Sit down and have a rest, look at this tired, sweaty head, come here, let me wipe it off for you." Daiyu beckoned Ying Zheng to put the bamboo slips on the table first, and then took out the bamboo slips from his sleeve. A silk scarf, to wipe the face of Ying Zheng, who ran over and had just grown his front teeth.
Daiyu's rubbing was simple and rude, but Ying Zheng enjoyed it all over his face. In the end, he kissed Daiyu's hand with a "baji" and said cheerfully, "Mother is the best."
"You'll be glib!" Daiyu tapped his round nose, "How's your homework going?"
Ying Zheng twisted his nose when he thought of this, and said, "I used to learn Confucian things in Zhao State, but now I have learned a lot of things in Qin State. I was a little confused for a while. I hope mother will not blame my son for being stupid."
"How could I blame you!" Daiyu smiled, "Bring me what you don't understand, and my mother will take a look at what's going on, and help you refer to it!"
Yingzheng rolled his eyes, "This... father, he..."
"He only looks at the result and not the process. Bring it quickly." Daiyu stretched out her hand, and Ying Zheng dared not look directly at her domineering temperament. He calmly went to get his homework.
The State of Qin experienced Shang Yang’s reform, so the legalists still accounted for a lot of things—although the reform failed, there were still many rules and regulations from the reform that were left to Ying Zichu’s time. It may become the country of tigers and wolves today, so the content of Legalism is a compulsory course.
The status of Confucianism in the Qin State is not bad. This school has a wide influence. Although it is not very popular with the kings of the Qin State, they still know what to learn.
As for Taoism, Yin-Yang School, and Famous Schools, they all line up in the back row. If you want to learn metaphysics, you can study the "Tao Te Ching" by yourself; ; If you want to exercise logical thinking and distinguish between right and wrong, then you are welcome at the famous door.
In fact, the general cultural quality of Qin State is not very high, but there are many people with long-term insight.
For example, Ying Zichu and Lu Buwei were first-class, and they were far away from the throne, but because the two of them worked together and did not miss anything, this position was really taken down by the two of them. Of course, regardless of the matter of dividing the spoils, the two of them Still very capable.
However, the average low cultural quality does not mean that this average salary can be averaged to those masters hired by the palace.Although these questions are a piece of cake for Daiyu, they are still very difficult for Yingzheng.
Now Yingzheng's performance is at the bottom of the palace, that is, at the end of the crane.
It's just that Ying Zheng didn't dare to tell Daiyu, for fear that she would scold him.
Even more afraid of her disappointment.
Thinking of this, Ying Zheng lowered his head.
However, Daiyu didn't have the heart to scold Ying Zheng at all, she was just thinking about which elm brain came up with these questions, so rigid and unreasonable?
It's okay, son, with your mother here, I can help you get it done in minutes!
"Cough," Daiyu coughed, "Zheng'er, have you heard of a book called "Five Years of Celebrities and Three Years of Exercises"?"
Ying Zheng raised his head with a mask on his face, and looked at Daiyu who was smiling and silent in a daze.
Ying Zheng: It sounds amazing!
Daiyu continued: "As long as you have this book and can memorize the answers to the above questions by heart, I will guarantee you to be the first every time! But, I gave you this book, you can't give it to others. Look at it again, this is the book my master gave me back then, I rely on this book to fight against a hundred opponents, I believe you can also learn what you want to learn from this book."
Daiyu flicked serious Yingzheng with a serious face.
"Don't worry, mother, I will never leave such an important thing in someone else's hands."
Ying Zheng assured.
"Okay, then you bring a pen and paper, and I will write for you silently. Today you do the questions I gave you first, and after you master them well, I will write new ones for you tomorrow." Daiyu said.
"Yeah, mother, I'll grind the ink for you!" Ying Zheng paved the way for Daiyu to spread the bamboo slips, and while grinding the ink for Daiyu, he looked at her writing.
In other words, this is the first time he has seen his mother write, it is really beautiful!It's grand and beautiful, without any pretentiousness, he likes it!
"Okay, let's start with more than twenty questions. You can figure it out by yourself first. If you can't figure it out, I'll talk to you later."
Daiyu wrote out some brain-intensive topics such as the problem of planting trees, the problem of chickens and rabbits in the same cage, and the problem of pigeon nests, and mixed them with other topics of logical thinking, ancient poetry appreciation, and reading analysis for Ying Zheng. From simple to difficult step by step, it will neither lose interest nor feel that it is too simple and the eyes are high and the power is low.
"It's done in an hour, count the time, and start!"
Daiyu called the maid to set up the hourglass, and she was very relieved to see Yingzheng answering the questions quickly while sitting upright.
Hmph, I can't do anything else. I still have some say in this basic skill test.
Daiyu fanned herself, waiting for the teachers from all schools to be slapped in the face by herself.
After a while, Lu Buwei swallowed, lowered his eyes and answered.
"You really don't know, or..."
Daiyu's meaningful interface.
Lu Buwei raised his head suddenly, cupped his hands hastily and said: "Your servant really doesn't know, please trust me, madam!"
"Then how did the mother-of-the-chicken pearl come out? It couldn't have just flown out of nowhere?" Daiyu hooked the corners of her lips, "I would have looked for you even if you didn't come, but I didn't expect you Come first, it's kind of nice, let's sort out this matter and make it clear, Master Lu can leave."
As soon as Daiyu finished speaking, the hidden guards who had been hiding at the door for a long time drew their swords out of their sheaths at the same time.
Lu Buwei didn't panic after hearing this voice. He has traveled around the world for many years, and a few knives can't do anything to him. What he fears is the woman in front of him, especially her eyes, which don't look like the eyes of a harem woman at all. A pair of eyes, like a fox or a snake or a wolf, are clear and fierce, and they will catch the road if you don't pay attention.
Daiyu was not afraid of seeing him, and she had a plan in her heart, she knew that today's method of "inviting the king into the urn" to capture Lu Buwei alive would not work, but the future is long, she is not in a hurry.
"How dare I deceive my wife! The prince was raised by my servant, and now the Holy Majesty is also loyally served by this servant, and my wife is also respected by this servant. How can this servant deceive the king? If you have the guts, even the minister doesn't dare..."
As he said that, Lu Buwei began to talk about his humble family history with snot and tears, how hard he was, how he was looked down upon by others, and by the way he flattered Ying Zichu and Ying Zheng, and told him everything Only when the four corners of the mouth were complete did he stop, and he just cried there, wiping the tears all over his face with his sleeves. After a while, the sleeves were soaked, but Lu Buwei hadn't finished crying yet, and his eyes were swollen.
Daiyu understood a little bit why this Lu Buwei was able to take the position of prime minister.
Humans have no face, no skin, no shame, no shame, and a dark heart to climb high branches and live a long time. To put it bluntly, when it is time to admit cowardice, you will never admit your mistake when you are slapped on the ground by others. Learn to scold yourself without spitting, and scold yourself carefully to please. This kind of scolding is very popular with superiors.
Sometimes, people base their happiness on the suffering of others. Part of the happiness of the superior is based on the people who punish them. Some harem women like to listen to eunuchs or palace daughters slapping their hands because they like to hear That crisp sound, this sound made them feel comfortable physically and mentally.
It's a pity that Daiyu is not such a person, on the contrary, not only is she abstaining from oil and salt, but she also hates people's flattery for no reason, especially her son's flattery, which is simply unbearable.
"Since Mr. Lu's sincere heart can be used as a guide to the sun and the moon, then I entrust the investigation of the chicken mother pearl to your lord. Lord Wanwang finds out who is behind the scenes. I can believe what your lord said, and I can do it in front of the holy mountain." A lot of good words for you. Mr. Lu, tell me, am I right?"
Daiyu looked at Lu Buwei with a smile, and poured herself a glass of petal water.
Lu Buwei: Hehe.Why did I pick up a woman like you blindly?Fortunately, some people said that I, Lu Buwei, "is a rare commodity to live in", but I fell so badly with you!It should be said that you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet?
Not only did I get my shoes wet, but now I might even lose my life!
"The villain should try his best to complete what the madam told the villain. It's just this thing..." Lu Buwei gritted his teeth and wanted to delay, but Daiyu's outstretched palm blocked all the words stuck in his throat.
"Don't say it, I believe it's not difficult to investigate with your ability. I don't trust others, but you and I can rest assured. Others don't have this ability, but you definitely have it. Lu Qing, don't be humble. First catch the wolfish and ambitious man who smuggled chicken mother beads into the palace, I will leave this matter to you, within half a month, I will report the result to Sheng Shang, he is very anxious about this matter."
Lu Buwei: You really want to kill me!How could it be so easy to find a perfect substitute within half a month? !
However, Lu Buwei was still calm and calm on the surface. As soon as he heard Daiyu calling him Lu Qing, he knew that something was going to happen, so he quickly bowed and saluted: "Young minister must do his best to investigate this matter thoroughly for Madam! It is bound to return within half a month. Ma'am, a satisfactory result!"
"En." Daiyu nodded casually, playing with her slender fingers, and said: "Since Lu Qing has made a solemn statement, I know it in my heart. My lord is busy, so I won't let you eat in the palace." That's it, Xixia, see off the guests!"
"Yes, ma'am!" A servant girl came from the back door, smiled at the two sweet dimples on her cheeks, approached and saluted Lu Buwei, and said, "My lord, I will send you out of the palace."
"Okay." Lu Buwei didn't want to say anything more to Daiyu, he was really afraid that if he continued to chat with her, he would show his flaws, which would be bad.
So after simply tidying up his clothes, Lu Buwei left the palace with the maid Xixia.
Not a minute after Lu Buwei left, Ying Zheng walked into the room wheezing and holding a large pile of bamboo slips, and Dai Yu hurriedly got up to wipe his sweat.He used to wear simple clothes or even rustic clothes before he was crowned prince. After he became prince, he dressed a lot more carefully. At least Daiyu thinks so, no matter before or after she enters the palace, she always wears simple and unpretentious clothes.
"Sit down and have a rest, look at this tired, sweaty head, come here, let me wipe it off for you." Daiyu beckoned Ying Zheng to put the bamboo slips on the table first, and then took out the bamboo slips from his sleeve. A silk scarf, to wipe the face of Ying Zheng, who ran over and had just grown his front teeth.
Daiyu's rubbing was simple and rude, but Ying Zheng enjoyed it all over his face. In the end, he kissed Daiyu's hand with a "baji" and said cheerfully, "Mother is the best."
"You'll be glib!" Daiyu tapped his round nose, "How's your homework going?"
Ying Zheng twisted his nose when he thought of this, and said, "I used to learn Confucian things in Zhao State, but now I have learned a lot of things in Qin State. I was a little confused for a while. I hope mother will not blame my son for being stupid."
"How could I blame you!" Daiyu smiled, "Bring me what you don't understand, and my mother will take a look at what's going on, and help you refer to it!"
Yingzheng rolled his eyes, "This... father, he..."
"He only looks at the result and not the process. Bring it quickly." Daiyu stretched out her hand, and Ying Zheng dared not look directly at her domineering temperament. He calmly went to get his homework.
The State of Qin experienced Shang Yang’s reform, so the legalists still accounted for a lot of things—although the reform failed, there were still many rules and regulations from the reform that were left to Ying Zichu’s time. It may become the country of tigers and wolves today, so the content of Legalism is a compulsory course.
The status of Confucianism in the Qin State is not bad. This school has a wide influence. Although it is not very popular with the kings of the Qin State, they still know what to learn.
As for Taoism, Yin-Yang School, and Famous Schools, they all line up in the back row. If you want to learn metaphysics, you can study the "Tao Te Ching" by yourself; ; If you want to exercise logical thinking and distinguish between right and wrong, then you are welcome at the famous door.
In fact, the general cultural quality of Qin State is not very high, but there are many people with long-term insight.
For example, Ying Zichu and Lu Buwei were first-class, and they were far away from the throne, but because the two of them worked together and did not miss anything, this position was really taken down by the two of them. Of course, regardless of the matter of dividing the spoils, the two of them Still very capable.
However, the average low cultural quality does not mean that this average salary can be averaged to those masters hired by the palace.Although these questions are a piece of cake for Daiyu, they are still very difficult for Yingzheng.
Now Yingzheng's performance is at the bottom of the palace, that is, at the end of the crane.
It's just that Ying Zheng didn't dare to tell Daiyu, for fear that she would scold him.
Even more afraid of her disappointment.
Thinking of this, Ying Zheng lowered his head.
However, Daiyu didn't have the heart to scold Ying Zheng at all, she was just thinking about which elm brain came up with these questions, so rigid and unreasonable?
It's okay, son, with your mother here, I can help you get it done in minutes!
"Cough," Daiyu coughed, "Zheng'er, have you heard of a book called "Five Years of Celebrities and Three Years of Exercises"?"
Ying Zheng raised his head with a mask on his face, and looked at Daiyu who was smiling and silent in a daze.
Ying Zheng: It sounds amazing!
Daiyu continued: "As long as you have this book and can memorize the answers to the above questions by heart, I will guarantee you to be the first every time! But, I gave you this book, you can't give it to others. Look at it again, this is the book my master gave me back then, I rely on this book to fight against a hundred opponents, I believe you can also learn what you want to learn from this book."
Daiyu flicked serious Yingzheng with a serious face.
"Don't worry, mother, I will never leave such an important thing in someone else's hands."
Ying Zheng assured.
"Okay, then you bring a pen and paper, and I will write for you silently. Today you do the questions I gave you first, and after you master them well, I will write new ones for you tomorrow." Daiyu said.
"Yeah, mother, I'll grind the ink for you!" Ying Zheng paved the way for Daiyu to spread the bamboo slips, and while grinding the ink for Daiyu, he looked at her writing.
In other words, this is the first time he has seen his mother write, it is really beautiful!It's grand and beautiful, without any pretentiousness, he likes it!
"Okay, let's start with more than twenty questions. You can figure it out by yourself first. If you can't figure it out, I'll talk to you later."
Daiyu wrote out some brain-intensive topics such as the problem of planting trees, the problem of chickens and rabbits in the same cage, and the problem of pigeon nests, and mixed them with other topics of logical thinking, ancient poetry appreciation, and reading analysis for Ying Zheng. From simple to difficult step by step, it will neither lose interest nor feel that it is too simple and the eyes are high and the power is low.
"It's done in an hour, count the time, and start!"
Daiyu called the maid to set up the hourglass, and she was very relieved to see Yingzheng answering the questions quickly while sitting upright.
Hmph, I can't do anything else. I still have some say in this basic skill test.
Daiyu fanned herself, waiting for the teachers from all schools to be slapped in the face by herself.
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