[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

Sitting in the swaying carriage, Daiyu dozed off, squinting her eyes and said, "So far, Zheng'er, do you count how many robberies and assassinations we have encountered?"

Ying Zheng picked up an orange from the silver plate and ate it. While chewing on the juicy orange petals, he mumbled, "Well, it's been seven times since we set off from Zhao."

"Seven times, that's right, then you can count again, how many of them were sent by concubines of Zi Chu, that is, sent by your father's wife, and how many were planned by the monarchs of other countries?"

"Three times were done by those women, and four times were done by the kings of other countries. By the way, do the Koreans have hatred against us, or they are not very smart, and every time they come to assassinate, they write on their cuffs Korean writing, two groups of people came to assassinate, my father had a grudge against them, and I had no grudge against them, why did you come to kill me?" Ying Zheng frowned and complained with his chubby hands Holding the orange peel, "Also, I only heard that Qin State is the land of tigers and wolves on the way. Father Zhong didn't tell me much about Qin State before."

"It's right if I didn't say it." Daiyu opened her eyes suddenly, and took away the oranges from Yingzheng's hand in shock.

"You don't understand the situation in Qin, but I know a little bit more than you do," Daiyu made a slight gesture, "So, on the way, I asked you to quickly follow Mr. to write all the characters of the Seven Kingdoms quickly." Learn it once, not for anything else, at least after you become stronger, you will know who the people who attacked you before are more educated than uneducated, and this is true in all aspects. I can't beat that assassin, but Someone needs to know which country the writing on his sleeve is from, don’t you think you know it now?” Daiyu dragged her chin and said slowly, “In the future, you will know that even educated people are better than uneducated people. It's much easier to rebel."

"Rebellion?" Ying Zheng's eyes lit up, "This sounds interesting, tell me about it, mother!"

"My old lady is calling me old, call me sister to listen to me!" Daiyu hooked her fingers.

"No, my mother is kind~" Ying Zheng acted like a baby, showing his gaped front teeth, and smiled shamelessly.

Playing cute violates the rules!

Although Daiyu thought so in her heart, she still said: "Okay, since you asked, I will mention a few things. Let me ask you first, what do you need for rebellion?"

"Uh, weapons, soldiers, and generals, and some slogans, strategies, etc." Ying Zheng scratched his head, rolling his eyes and thinking.

"It's too much to say. If the peasants want to rebel, a slogan, a few people and a little intentional guidance are enough. The general is to see who has the ability to start first. The person who starts is the so-called general. As for the formation of troops, that's it. It’s just a joke, how many of the chaotic peasants have studied, they rebelled by instinct. In fact, the rebellion is to flatter them. Their behavior can only be called taking advantage of the fire. So it’s a matter of time before such an army is wiped out. "Daiyu said slowly, "My mother's family has always treated men and women equally, so I was lucky to learn some superficial history, and I didn't learn anything else. This, in my opinion, is the most important.”

"Which point?" Ying Zheng blinked and listened carefully.

"If you don't want to be rebelled by others, I mean in a broad sense, not only those peasants, but also your courtiers, brothers, distant relatives, etc., then you can only subdue them with better means than them, If there is no better means, it will be a matter of time before they are played. Think about it, why do many talented people listen to you and not others? Either you have the ability to attract people, or you His personality charm attracted him, but in the final analysis, this is all a means, just with a different name.”

"This more advanced method requires a lot of knowledge, such as astronomy, geography, and formation of troops... If you want to survive and let Zichu willingly entrust you with the big responsibility, then you have to develop in all aspects, Winning people's hearts and so on must be done in private. It will soon reach the border of Qin State, so let me remind you—"

Daiyu lowered her voice and said:

"Whether you have your second father or not, we are all walking on a wire rope. Before there is no absolute power to overthrow your father, we must lie dormant and let no one catch any handle—even if your strength at that moment It’s not weak anymore, and you can even be a bit sure. Remember my words, unless you can guarantee that he will be defeated without any mistakes, otherwise, don’t touch his reverse scales or have other ideas. If you If you touch it, the result is not something you can bear."

"My child, remember your mother's teachings!"

Yingzheng's eyes were full of solemnity, and he bowed slowly to Daiyu.

Daiyu nodded slightly, but began to make plans in her heart.

The carriage rumbled into Xianyang City, which is the capital of Qin and where the kings of Qin lived and worked.

In modern terms, this place is between Xi'an and Xianyang, Shaanxi Province. There is a lot of sand and dust all year round. Ying Zheng just opened the curtain curiously, and his face was covered with sand by the dust that came from his face. There was a lot of dust in my hair when I was on my head.

Daiyu: Makes you curious.

Ying Zheng: Expressionless.

"Ximi, how long will it take to arrive at Nilu (hotel)?" Daiyu asked.

"There is still half an hour!" Ximi's voice came from the carriage behind.

"Do we have any water now?"

"Yes, there is still a lot of water."

"Okay, fetch some water to wash the young master." Daiyu winked at Yingzheng.

After a while, the car stopped at the side of the road, Ximi walked to Daiyu's carriage with a basin of clear water, gently opened the curtain and came in, with some milk and rose petals mixed in the basin , Yingzheng glanced at it in disgust, took the towel from Ximi, and reluctantly washed his face in the fragrant copper basin. After finally washing his face, the water was too dirty. The taste has changed a bit.Only then did Yingzheng show a satisfied expression, watching Ximi got out of the car with a complicated face, carrying the basin.

After a while, the carriage wobbled to the gate of the embassy again, and the two guards took the items such as "verification", "biography" and "talisman" prepared by Lu Buwei and went in to find someone to verify the identity of Daiyu and others.The people here in Qin State, even the most ordinary civilians, are as vigilant as the Chaoyang people of later generations. If you don't have these things, it goes without saying that you will be turned into the government every minute.

Therefore, it is extremely uneconomical to come to Qin as a stowaway.

The so-called "biography" is the ID card written on the bamboo slips. It will write a series of information such as a person's name, appearance, height, position, property, etc. It is one of the most effective documents—— gone They will be charged with crimes such as "Lande" (the crime of escaping from customs), "Bangde" (smuggling out of the country), and "Jiangyang" (the crime of loitering), and it is certain that they will undergo labor reform.

Thinking of this, Daiyu sighed: My luck is really good, at least I don't have to be imprisoned, right?Not only was it picked up by Lu Buwei, but it was also dropped in Zhao State. If it were changed to Qin State, the treatment would not be so good.

The identity information was verified here, and their backgrounds were also told in a disguised form, and the embassy staff would report to them step by step, so now Daiyu and the others just find a Nilu to rest.

but--

"The ones in this carriage are Mrs. Zhao and Mr. Zheng. Be polite!" A man with a beard and squinting eyes bowed to the carriage. Regardless of whether anyone responded, he turned around and ordered his subordinates, saying: "Look for a high-quality rebellion arrangement!" After saying that, he gave his subordinate a lot of money and sent him away.

The guards who escorted Daiyu and others saw that someone had helped to arrange the hotel, so they all went back to the carriage to take care of them, holding a knife to guard against any misdeeds—although in fact it is quite safe to enter the border of Qin State, after all, everyone They are all "Chaoyang masses", but they still cannot be taken lightly.

The hotel chose a separate large courtyard with complete facilities, even the servants and maidservants were ready-made, and even Ximi and the others didn't need to do anything at all, these people took the initiative to do the work.

Daiyu couldn't help but sigh: the royal family at this time is almost the same as the royal family of later generations. In a sense, the status is much higher than that of later generations. Now there is no such thing as Chen Sheng's sentence "princes, generals, and relatives" that have influenced future generations for thousands of years. Kind of", and there is no Liu Bang who really established a dynasty for hundreds of years as a grassroots bandit.Therefore, in this era, the nobility and the royal family are classes that despise everything and cannot be offended.

In fact, the state of Qin is already much better than other countries in terms of aristocratic class, but after all, Zi Chu's upcoming succession is a fact that everyone tacitly accepts, so the situation of their mother and son will be much better.

Daiyu bathed in the specially dug hot spring in the backyard, closed her eyes, took out a "Luo Shen Pill" from the space and ate it, while slowly using the exercises she had finally recalled to guide her through the meridians. .

Ying Zheng has worked so hard, and as his nominal mother, she can't hold him back.

However, she missed her husband a little bit.

Not out of a mentality of "being rescued", but just wanting to see him and talk to him.

She is so lonely.

At dawn on the second day, the black imperial chariot made a special trip to pick up Daiyu and the others. A eunuch with white hair and slender eyes announced his order in a high-pitched voice, roughly meaning that only Daiyu and Yingzheng should get on the carriage. , the others are waiting at the hotel for the time being.Daiyu knelt down to receive the decree with her veil on, this side was about to get into the carriage after receiving the decree, Daiyu gave Ximi and the others a comforting look with watery eyes, and walked over to the white-haired father-in-law , blinked a pair of eyes and said: "I don't know what the father-in-law's surname is, so I can take care of it when I enter the palace." After finishing speaking, he silently stuffed the broken gold on his hand through the cover of his sleeve.

The father-in-law was startled, apparently it was the first time to collect things, because the laws of the state of Qin are strict, and there are regulations on the denominations for them to collect things. I don’t know how many good things have passed through their hands, but the real ones belong to them. Almost none, this is the first time gold has been collected, and there is no mark on the gold, which means that the money can be used at will!There is no need to be inspected about the origin of the money!

"Eh, the surname of the miscellaneous family is Qiu, and the single name is Huan. Madam can call me Eunuch Qiu. I don't know if Madam has any questions to ask? You can ask me all of them." Eunuch Qiu carefully held the broken gold in his hand. After touching it carefully, he stuffed it into his sleeve calmly and looked at Daiyu with a smile.

Having said that, I was patronizing gold just now, this lady looks really iconic!Even though she was wearing a veil, her eyes compared to those vulgar fans in the palace.Although the dress and bun are simple, they are exquisite and ostentatious. If this one goes to the palace, it will be really amazing.

However, Young Master Zi Chu doesn't seem to be good at that?Although Empress Huayang got him so many concubines, he never favored him once. What happened to the miscellaneous family, so all his thoughts were on this one.

It seems that I will try to please this one more and more in the future, and if I can't guarantee that this one will be the next master and empress.

The scale in Eunuch Qiu's heart has been tilted towards Daiyu, his eyes turned from Daiyu to Yingzheng who was not far behind her, and the fear in his eyes gradually became stronger.

Daiyu didn't urge him, seeing that he had opened his mouth, she continued to answer: "It's nothing, I just want to ask if my two maids can be brought into the palace, others are fine, they know my position very well. Lying and eating, without them, I—"

"This..." Eunuch Qiu rolled his eyes twice, and gritted his teeth cruelly, and said: "Then please obey Madam, and bring them into the car, anyway, it's just two maidservants, it's okay."

Daiyu was overjoyed on the surface, and deftly stuffed Eunuch Qiu with some gold through her sleeve to cover it, and said, "Ximi, Shugu, why don't you come to thank Mr. Qiu?"

Ximi and the others were very upright, and each gave a big gift to Eunuch Qiu, the standard of etiquette, and the money were in place, what is there not to like about this eunuch?Get someone in the car now!

So Daiyu was helped by the maids into the carriage, and Ying Zheng stepped on the backs of the servants to get into the carriage (although he thought it was weird, he still had to do so).

A group of people set off towards the palace, Daiyu lifted the curtain of the car, and the first ray of golden rays of the sun just scattered along the clouds in all directions, and a golden glow shone into her eyes and into her heart.

In other words, is Zi Chu sexually incompetent?Otherwise, why is Zhao Ji so anxious to find a good friend?

Daiyu's head was full of all kinds of question marks.

Although she didn't study at all, what does impotence mean.