[Zhongyingmei] My dad is Voldy

With the power of Hogwarts, Anita successfully summoned a house-elf.

The house-elf probably never expected to be summoned, and his bulging green eyes, the size of tennis balls, were clearly blank.When he saw Anita, the emotion in the house-elf's eyes turned to panic again. He bowed to Anita in a panic, and wanted to turn around and run away, but then thought that he couldn't run away without permission. Leaving casually, he had no choice but to stay where he was uneasily, pulling his ears and muttering, "Doudopod is a bad elf, a bad elf, Dodouji responded to the call of the former owner, and Dopod must punish itself severely."

"Your name is Puffy Bean Pod, right?" Anita confirmed that he came from the Prince family when she heard the name. The house elves in the Prince Manor were all named after potions. The tradition of the Prince family was like this thousands of years ago.

Puffy Bean Pod nodded dejectedly.

"You are not a bad elf, and I am not the one who summoned you," said Anita.

Swelling Bean Pod's eyes widened, and suddenly began to bump his head against the ground, saying, "Swelling Bean Pod is a bad elf. Swelling Bean Pod has appeared in front of Miss Prince on his own initiative. Swelling Bean Pod is a bad elf."

"I order you to stop punishing yourself." Anita explained helplessly, "I summoned you through your contract with Hogwarts, so strictly speaking, it was Hogwarts who summoned you, and you did not violate the contract. contract."

"Really? Miss Prince is really amazing." Puffy Bean Pod looked at Anita with bright eyes, and there were still tears in his eyes from the violent hit on the head just now, without any doubt that what Anita said was true True or false, and how on earth did Anita do it.

Anita nodded, and asked under the adoring eyes of the puffed bean pod, "Did you give me the door key of Prince Manor?"

"Yes, yes." Puffy Bean Pod said a little anxiously, "Miss Prince doesn't like this Christmas present?"

"No, I like it, thank you," said Anita. "When did my mother leave you the Portkey? Did she say anything?"

Puffy Bean Pod scratched his ears, and said a little uncertainly, "About ten years ago? Well... we house elves are not very sensitive to numbers. Miss Irene didn't say anything, she seemed to be hiding something , handed me the door key and left."

perhaps?A dozen years ago?

Anita was unable to support her forehead, and she also knew that it should be more than ten years ago, because her mother would soon be transported to another world, but when exactly?Anita was desperate for this wizarding world full of math scum.

However, Puffy Bean Pod mentioned that her mother seems to be hiding something, is she hiding from Voldemort?

Anita really wanted to know the truth of the year, but the puffy bean pods were cuter than she imagined, and they basically didn't know anything, so Anita had no choice but to let him go back first.

Defense Against the Dark Arts class the next day was a complete disaster, and after another boastful self-introduction from Lockhart, he handed out a quiz to the class filled with words like "Lockhart What is Professor Lockhart's favorite color?", "What is Professor Lockhart's favorite food?" questions.

Anita really wanted to write on the test paper: "Idon'tgiveaf*ck! (I don't care!)" But thinking of Slytherin's house points, she still endured it silently, no matter how stupid Lockhart is, as long as As long as he is still a professor, he has the right to deduct points.

Anita looked at the other people in the classroom. The Slytherins all had expressions of disbelief. They obviously didn't expect a professor to test this.But for the sake of Defense Against the Dark Arts grades, he still had to fill out the paper with a disgusted expression like he swallowed a fly.Originally there were a few girls who were fans of Lockhart's books, but after seeing Lockhart's real person, they also dropped fans one after another.

Anita and Draco looked at each other helplessly, and both handed in blank papers.It's not that Anita and Draco don't know the answer. If they both wanted to, they could remember most of the content in the book, but those useless information had been deleted by them long ago, and they didn't want to put Pick up that trash again.

Then, Lockhart spent most of the class time explaining the papers, making sure that everyone had fully memorized the answers to all the questions, before taking out a cage covered with cloth.Looking at the ugly and patient faces of the people around her, Anita was very thankful that she cast a silent ear-blocking spell on herself when Lockhart first started speaking.

The real chaos came after Lockhart released all the Cornish elves from the cage. Although the Cornish elves were not as evil as Lockhart described, they were not as evil as most magical animals. Nothing dangerous, but Cornish elves are very mischievous and mischievous creatures.As soon as Lockhart released them, they started jumping up and down the classroom, wreaking havoc.Lockhart had absolutely no way of controlling them.

The little wizards who had never seen this battle before were a little dazed. Some took out their wands but didn't know what spell they should cast. Some even forgot that they were wizards, so they didn't even take out their wands. He hid under the table in a panic.

Anita and Draco sat in their seats and watched the play with great interest after putting on an armor for themselves.

"Aren't you going to do something?" Draco raised an eyebrow at Anita.

"Didn't you also do nothing?" Anita asked back.

"It's a good chance of actual combat, isn't it?" Draco said.

"Indeed, everyone reacts too slowly when encountering emergencies." Anita and Draco smiled at each other and continued watching the play.

Although he couldn't react in time at the beginning, when Lockhart failed to cast another spell and even his wand was taken away by the Cornish elf, the Slytherin students still worked together to bring the Cornish elf The elves were brought back into the cage one by one.The Gryffindor students saw that Slytherin had caught the elf, and they acted without showing weakness.

In fact, if you calm down, the Cornish elf is still easy to deal with.Although there are a little more elves in the classroom, the scene is a little chaotic, the cooperation of the little wizards is not very skilled, and Slytherin and Gryffindor often stumbling each other, but before the end of class, the two The students of this college still caught all the elves back in the cage, but everyone was disheveled and embarrassed.Anita and Draco couldn't just stand by and be gang-beaten by the rest of the distraught Slytherins, so they also helped out when everyone started working together to catch the elves.

"Ahem, everyone is doing well. It seems that this classroom practice is very successful." After all the Cornish elves were under control, Lockhart got out from under the table, and he pretended to tidy up I brushed my hair and robe, and put that iconic perfect smile on my face again, "I believe everyone can see that this time, in order to give everyone a chance to actually fight, I deliberately did nothing, otherwise I would just use a The spell can easily control all the Cornish elves. In this actual battle, many problems have been highlighted, and everyone's reaction is obviously not fast enough. Don't worry about this. I believe that under my teaching, You will definitely improve. However, I am quite satisfied with everyone's performance today, so Slytherin and Gryffindor each add 10 points."

Lockhart waited for cheers or applause from everyone, but after a hard fight, everyone obviously didn't have the intention to cooperate. Some people were skeptical of Lockhart's words, and more people looked at Lockhart like two fools. special.

The atmosphere at the scene was very awkward. Fortunately, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the little wizards all walked out of the classroom quickly.Anita slowly packed the things on the table, Draco looked at Anita with some doubts, but he didn't ask anything, but slowed down to the same speed as Anita.Soon, only Anita, Draco and Lockhart were left in the classroom. Draco thought that Anita was going to do something or say something to Lockhart, but Anita pulled him out of the classroom .The moment he stepped out of the classroom door, Draco saw sharply that the tip of his wand was protruding from Anita's cuff, and Anita's lips moved silently a few times.

After walking out of the classroom, Anita closed the door casually, and cast a lock spell on the door.Then he pulled Draco away quickly.In the distance, Draco could still hear the high-pitched screams of the Cornish elves and the crackling of things.

"Aren't you?" Draco looked at Anita in shock.

"Hmm." Anita smiled smugly, "Thanks to Professor Black for giving me a wealth of experience in fighting with professors. I believe that Professor Lockhart will like the surprise I left him."

"Awesome! That just made my day!" Draco couldn't help laughing.

"No, it's not funny. Anita, you can't do that, Professor Lockhart is a professor." Hermione, who hadn't gone far, heard the conversation between Anita and Draco, and guessed what Anita did, Seriously, "If he finds out what you did, you'll be in big trouble."

"It's not a foul if you don't get caught." Anita and Draco said in unison, and they smiled at each other. Some kind of contempt for the law is also an important quality of Slytherin, isn't it?

Hermione said disapprovingly, "No matter what, he's still a professor. As a student, you still have to have the most basic respect for the professor. You don't want to be troubled by the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor for two consecutive years, do you?"

"Don't worry, Hermione." Anita knew that Hermione was doing it for her own good, and said with a wink at Hermione, "Professor Lockhart can easily control all the Cornish elves with a single spell." ' is."

Hermione rolled her eyes. Even a fan of Lockhart's book, she could see that Lockhart might not be as capable as he said. She couldn't believe that Anita didn't see it. It was Anita who wanted to play tricks on Lockhart viciously. Professor Hart.

"Besides, believe me, I feel that I have a conflict with the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and I may not be able to get along with the next few." Anita shrugged.

Well, the next Defense Against the Dark Arts professor should be Remus Lupine, Anita doesn't hate Lupine, but Anita thinks Lupine shouldn't be a professor until he solves his little furry problem Too irresponsible for the safety of wizards.Next up was Alastor Moody, who Anita didn't like, real or fake.Anita admits that the real Moody is an excellent and great Auror, but the real Moody is a bit of persecution paranoia, and is very unfriendly to Severus, who was a Death Eater, and the fake Moody is a pure lunatic.It was supposed to be Dolores Umbridge in fifth grade, does this lady need more from Anita?

Thinking about it this way, the disaster-ridden Defense Against the Dark Arts class is really unreliable.

Anita suddenly thought of the Dumbledore's Army organized by Harry in the fifth grade in the original book. In fact, not only in the fifth grade, the little wizards couldn't learn the magic of self-protection, but what the little wizards could learn in the previous few years was not not much.For example, this year, apart from learning how to write novels, little wizards have completely wasted a year of Defense Against the Dark Arts class.Although the current situation is not as severe as it was in the fifth grade, should we form a club for learning Defense Against the Dark Arts?