[Comprehensive Manga] Rescue a dirt-eating you

"Drip-"

The sound of the penguin prompting was accompanied by the jumping screen transition in the lower right corner. Ye Tingbai moved the mouse to the position of the penguin, and after removing a bunch of messages, he saw the message from his friend.

Engine oil: Come out!

Erbai: Okay, okay, where are you going?

Motor oil: Eat it!

Ye Tingbai was just about to send a "good, good", when she suddenly remembered a very important thing, she reached out to grab the bag on the side, took out the wallet and looked at it, and was indifferent when she saw that there was only fifteen grandpas left in it. After a few seconds, I replied to my friend.

Erbai: I can’t afford the waves, I’m eating dirt

Engine Oil: Hey, did you forget what you said yesterday?

Engine Oil: You agreed to take me to fly and treat me to ice cream?

It seems that there is such a thing?

Ye Tingbai looked at the chat records of the previous few days with a capitalized bewilderment on his face.

Engine Oil: You liar!

But it's not that my sister refuses, it's that my sister is eating dirt again!Fifteen grandpas in the whole body, what do you want me to treat you to eat!Do you want me to watch you eat?This makes me how to live as a foodie ==.

Erbai: ... next time

Oil: Next time again, never trust you again!

Erbai: QAQ

Ye Tingbai said that this made her very sad....

Although it is a good thing to be able to surf during the holidays, it is not a wonderful thing to accidentally overdo the surf and eat dirt.

Just say it!Where did all the money go that she didn't walk out the door!

Ye Tingbai acted like a dead body, and then silently comforted himself.

Forget it, watch anime and relax.

Fortunately, she doesn't have to pay the electricity bill at home...

Thinking that she swipe the mouse again to open station B and start to search and watch. In fact, Ye Tingbai doesn’t feel too much about watching new shows. She always feels that the manga released now is not as passionate as she used to watch. Could it be? Is she really old?Don't you have the heart that warms up at any time?

But when she reads the hot-blooded manga she loved before, she still feels very passionate ==

The webpage turned several pages in front of her, but in the end she stopped on the webpage of music and Tucao Fan, and opened the video of [Weakness] that she listens to once a day. At this time, she should start to be a deep thinker.

However, just as she was listening to the music and watching the beautiful pictures start to ignite, the computer screen in front of her suddenly distorted rapidly.

For a moment, she suddenly thought of Sadako who was dragged by her friends to watch together five years ago.

Fuck!Could it be that Sadako crawled out of it next?

I still remember that she didn't want to watch Sadako for a week, because she was afraid that her TV would suddenly turn on, so that she didn't stay at home during that time. Could it be that she finally sailed across the sea from Japan after five years? Crawled onto her computer?

QAQ! !

Holy shit! !

horrible! !

She's getting started! !

[Mo Fang, hold me tight! 】

"Uncle, we don't have an appointment!"

She opened her mouth subconsciously, and only when she blurted out this sentence did she realize something was wrong, as if something sounded in her ear just now?

[Yes girl, you heard me right, let me introduce myself first, I am the legendary system. 】

[First of all, congratulations on being selected by us to become lucky (shi) luck (yan) son (ti)]

Ye Tingbai felt a little confused. She said that she must have hallucinations. Seeing that the computer screen in front of her returned to normal, she raised her eyes to look outside. At this time, the sun just patted her chest.

"Well, it really is a hallucination. I seem to hear an angry voice who claims to be the system talking to me? It must be because I have stayed up late for the past two days, so I have hallucinations!"

[Labor and capital are attacking! ... not to labor is straight!And girls, don't hypnotize yourself! 】

"I won't listen! I won't listen! I won't listen!" Ye Tingbai shook his head like a madman.

[Don't you want to get rid of eating dirt! ! 】

"I don't listen! I don't... wait, what are you talking about?"

[Will you listen to me now? 】

"Tell me about it!"

[Ahem, it’s actually like this, because you are the lucky girl who is randomly selected by us as a two-dimensional (crossed out) poor (crossed out) who loves Two-dimensional...]

"Hey, I heard it all." Erbai is so poor, don't say it even if it's true!

[So we have a newly developed Two-dimensional game here that needs an experiencer. Are you willing to be an experiencer?There are generous rewards!Let you get rid of eating dirt! 】

"Hey! Is it just to do the task?" Ye Tingbai's mind quickly flashed across a certain JJ's blockbuster Two-dimensional system novel.

[It can be said that, or it can be said that it is not, because you are only an experiencer, if you insist on talking about tasks, it is experience, if you say no, it is because you only need to experience, and there is no specific thing to do. 】

"So good? Wait, what kind of game is your game?" Ye Tingbai has a good habit, that is, he will ask all the things clearly before doing anything. For example, if someone asks her to help, she will never agree first but Ask clearly what you want to do before considering whether to help, and will never compromise under the other party's coquettishness. Similarly, when buying something, you will read all the instructions before deciding whether to buy it or not.

Of course, this habit is based on the fact that she has been cheated countless times_(:3」∠)_

[Of course it’s love ♂ love ♂ game ♂ game ♂ yo~]

Ha ha.

"...System, do you think this girly game is really suitable for people like me who are tenth, second, or second, and have a white name? Look at my sincere eyes .”

[But wouldn't this be very exciting to you who are still single? 】

Ye Tingbai felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee.

[But you don't have to worry, didn't I just say that?You just need to experience it, it doesn't matter whether the target is captured by you or not, we just collect a piece of data, you just need to get along with the other party happily! 】

[And it is because we detect that you have a two-dimensional boy you like that we will choose you, don't you want to get along with them? 】

"I really thought about it...but why do I have a feeling that the Two-dimensional male god will be very busy after this game is launched?" Ye Tingbai complained silently.

"But hearing you say that I need to meet a lot of boys?"

【Well, one is for the integrity of the data, and the other is... There are quite a few Two-dimensional boys you like. 】

_ (: 3 "∠) _

"...Can you give me the number?"

[... seven? ...ten? 】

“…”

[Of course these are not the point!The most important thing is that as an experiencer, not only do you not need to spend money, but you will also be rewarded generously~]

"How much is the mud?"

【￥%&*】

Listening to the numbers reported by the system, Ye Tingbai felt his heart beating fast!

"Last question, how do you count the time?"

【Don’t worry about this, no matter how long you’ve been in Two-dimensional, you’ll still be at this point when you come back! 】

gritted teeth.

It's not cowardly, it's just doing it!

"You absolutely can't lie to me just because I'm second! When will you start taking me flying!"

【OK, just a second】

The system's voice fell silent for a few seconds, and when it sounded again, the other party's voice was a little more formulaic.

[Player Ye Tingbai detected, welcome to experience "Wish", data loading....]

【Enter the first world below...】

The author has something to say: There is a TV next to the author's computer [smiling face

Every time I type, I have to turn around and look, ready to run for my life--

In other words, I really wonder if she is coming from Japan...【A cold behind the back

This article complains about hooking up, saying that the author really likes so many boys, isn't it very playful?

Well, this is actually an article with an open mind, and then it’s time to fill in the hole I dug myself

Erbaizi is going to have a relationship, but she doesn't (cross out) it will succeed.

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in addition!If you think the protagonist has no brains, don't read any more, this is a light-hearted article!