[Comprehensive] Encounter

Don't think that a person's death is a one-and-done death, but you should know that related parties are everywhere.

Mori Jingyu secretly hated himself for being lucky. He studied hard for more than ten years before he was alive. The exam papers that can add up to circle the earth, the textbooks and workbooks that can be used as bricks to kill people, and the hell-like high school career... so dead. , She actually died of a sudden myocardial infarction when she left the examination room after the college entrance examination!

The reason is that she took the blame for a heart patient who should have died.Who let the damned person be a related household of a certain ghost messenger, who burns incense and worships Buddha to pray for a long life, and the judge randomly picks a scapegoat and just chooses Mori Jingyu.

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The old woman memorized English words, memorized chemical formulas, memorized political arguments, memorized ancient poems and classical Chinese... Why didn't Nima have a heart attack during the Long March!Seeing that the dawn of victory is just ahead, and the good days are coming back, Yaya's actually forcefully buys and sells a bento box for my old lady!Are you worthy of my old lady's hard writing and writing, staying up all night for more than ten years! ! !

Let's die, people will die, and it will be a matter of time to buy real estate in the underworld.After Sen Jingyu complained, she finally accepted the fact that she died young. It could not be ruled out that it was a set of high-level ghost repair jade slips generously compensated by the judge to shut her up.

Mori Jingyu originally wanted to work hard to become a civil servant in the underworld, and had no intention of drinking Meng Po soup. No, she also automatically and consciously found a beautiful foreign man in the underworld to fall in love with.

It's time to talk about marriage, just wait for the parents in Yangjian to come down to discuss marriage.Of course she didn't curse her parents to die early. Ms. Sen was a nerd student during her lifetime. She has lived for nearly 20 years and has never been in a relationship. Even Shimizu's romance novels and comics have to hide from others and secretly read love and marriage. His attitude is very pure and traditional, and he must meet his parents before he can develop further.

Unexpectedly, it didn't take long before she received a notice to prepare to reincarnate.The reason is that the relative of a great fairy above fell in love with her boyfriend who was about to marry, and automatically and consciously helped her go through all the reincarnation procedures, so she didn't have to refuse to reincarnate quickly.

Mori Jingyu didn't even have the chance to say goodbye to her boyfriend, and she was sadly dragged to the Wangxiang Terrace by a ghost messenger. Before she could drink Mengpo soup, another tmd related household came rushing to reincarnate!

Wow!The little girl who lacks public morality and jumps in the queue is said to be a relationship with a certain satyr god in Greece. She made it clear that she needs to cast a good baby immediately, and without a word, she tore off a string of precious stones wrapped in gold and a long waist chain and stuffed it with Mori Jingyu who was jumped in the queue. In a hurry, he took up the Meng Po soup that he had prepared for Sen Jingyu and drank it down. Xiaoman twisted his waist and jumped down the reincarnation pool, knocking Miss Sen into the reincarnation pool! !

Mouth!Does anyone remember that my sister has not yet tasted the legendary Mengpo soup that is extremely delicious and must be drunk in the underworld!Even if my sister is not related, at least give me some attention! ! ! !

Originally, the noble family that the local government set up for Mori Jingyu as compensation was taken away by a related household, Xiao Mei Niu, who jumped in line and took over. She had no choice but to become the daughter of a family of Kabuki actors.Because I didn't drink Mengpo soup to complete the last procedure before reincarnation, the fusion of soul and body was not enough, so...

"Hi, Sen-kun, you came really early today." Miss Niutau, who guards the gate of hell, greeted her warmly.

"Good evening, you two are very energetic today." Sen Jingyu greeted the bull-headed horse face proficiently, and went to the other world to have a cup of tea every now and then, and she was used to it after more than ten years.

The first time the soul came out of the body was not long after birth. The newborn who was still crumpled and begging for warmth stood in front of the gate of hell the next second. The sudden change shocked Jingyu Mori. It's impossible to die at birth.

Fortunately, Guixiu did not cultivate in vain, she quickly recognized that she was a living soul, and there was still a possibility of returning to the world of the living.The hell in Japan is different from the scenery in China. Ghosts are still ghosts. Miss Mori, who has been a piao for many years, just wants to change places. Her soul still maintains an adult state, and the accumulated spiritual power can be used. Finally, she feels a little more at ease.

After the soul left the body, she found that the waist chain given by Xiao Mei Niu was hanging on the waist of the soul state. She recalled the brief introduction of the item she heard before being knocked off the reincarnation pool - a certain satyr god has always been generous to his lover and illegitimate child. A fetish created by the god of fire, Hephaestus, with the attribute of thunder and fire to avoid evil and taboo.

Such a sacred amulet-like jewelry was in Mori Jingyu's hands, and it was reduced to the same purpose as a bicycle chain. In Santuchuan, when she met a hooligan who made a move on her, she took off the long waist chain and used it as a whip Smash the fuck to death... The posture is quite sloppy, and the attack power is also very powerful. If it weren't for the ghost lamp patrolling the hell to see this scene, those wretched hooligans might be blown out of their wits.

Then Mori Jingyu became a temporary jailer of Abi Hell. At night, his soul left his body and went to the underworld to work as a part-time worker.

Not long ago, she was invited by Daji to visit the Flower Street of Zhonghe Hell, and asked Yan Mo to transfer her to Zhonghe Hell, on the grounds that Abi Hell was too bloody and not conducive to the mental health of the little girl's family. The seductively beautiful jailer responsible for luring the souls of the dead, instead participated in the torture.

"Is Mr. Mori still used to being in Zhonghe Hell?"

"It's okay, everyone takes good care of me." Mori Jingyu lowered her head shyly.She is a girl whose maximum intimacy in a relationship is only holding hands, and she goes to work in Zhonghe Hell, she said a little shyly.

"It's really hard to judge by appearance. Although 70% of the jailers in Zhonghe Hell are female jailers, most of the torturers are muscular men made of steel and concrete. Will Sen-kun be too strenuous?" Niutou and Mamian looked down at the petite Sen Jingyu, who is gentle and soft, always feels that she can't imagine how fiercely this little girl dared to beat Master Ghost Lantern together when she came to hell for the first time.

"A little bit, it just so happens that there are still many things I don't understand in my practice, so it's good as an exercise." Mori Jingyu smiled shyly and turned his head sideways, with a cloud of ghostly spit out from his mouth: "As long as one Thinking of the past life, endless make-up lessons, endless practice questions, endless reciting and dictation, endless relationship accounts, endless lucky e... Abi Hell is not easy to equip with standard props, go to Zhonghe Hell beats the scumbag hard with a whip to vent his emotions, ohhhhhh!!!”

Hey, girl, did you break your creation?That long waist chain that serves as a whip is an artifact, dear!The thunder and fire attribute doubles the lethality against the Yin race, dear! !Hitting the dead is more brutal than the damage caused by Mr. Ghost Lantern's mace, dear! ! !

The bull-headed and horse-faced silently took a step back, and wiped off the cold sweat on their foreheads. The chill on their backs seemed to be an illusion. They always felt that they heard some terrible topics and made mistakes.

"Let's not talk about that, today I want to go to the Chinese medicine pharmacy in Taoyuan Township, can you please ask King Yan Mo for a leave of absence for me? Miss Niutou, do you want me to give Mr. Bai Ze your horn by the way? "

"No problem, I will talk to the king." Niu Tou took out a small glass bottle containing a few horns and handed it to her, his big watery eyes clearly expressed concern: "Did you get injured when you went to the Hanfang Pharmacy at this time? "

Mori Jingyu raised his left hand to cover his right shoulder, and said with a wry smile: "It's a bit embarrassing to say, today I received an announcement for a program to eliminate spirits. I was scratched by it on my shoulder, and the wound has been treated in this world. Fortunately, I wear a kimono when I am at home, so I will not be seen by my father, otherwise they will definitely prohibit me from answering the announcement of the ghost show. Find the undead one by one troublesome."

Ma Mian had a clear face, and smiled: "Since Mr. Mori came, the efficiency of recovering the wandering undead in this world has been much higher, especially the capture of many fugitive spirits. I heard that King Yan Mo will give you this year Add bonuses."

"Well, because when filming a supernatural show, the victim will automatically bring the ghost to the studio. There are also many lecherous ghosts or floating spirits like fans in places where stars gather, so I don't have to look around. My body is still young, Probably no one believes that I can solve the ghosts and ghosts. Now my father is also very happy that I have become an artist. The more troublesome thing is to pay attention to the image when filming the show. trouble."

"The undead stranded in the yang world should be very stubborn, right?" Niutauma looked at each other, thinking of the jailer in the Yan Mo Hall, saying that the layers of whip wounds on the face and body of the undead sent from the yang world all bear the scorched black traces of lightning strikes. , resulting in a serious distortion of the appearance, and it is impossible to tell who is who without raising it for a while.Is this gentle persuasion?

Recalling the experience of exorcising spirits again and again, Sen Jingyu was shy, and slightly lowered her head to reveal her slender neck, which made her look even more fragile: "Occasionally, I will encounter some stubborn dead people, which really makes me embarrassed." The most annoying thing Wraiths who can't understand human language, one or two insist on engaging in non-violent non-cooperation with the old lady!Say hello to the director in advance and turn off the camera, and smoke as much as you want! !

Ma Mian tilted his head and thought for a while, then asked Niu Tou: "I don't seem to see any special-shaped wraiths being sent to hell today, have you seen them?"

Niutou shook his head, the deceased Sen Jingyu Haibian passed by was very distinctive, very easy to recognize, summed up in four words - not humanoid.

"I injured my shoulder today, too much movement will tear the wound open..." I can't beat him back for the time being, and report to the Wutiangou police for assaulting the jailer, and I will go to hell on the precipice.Roar!

Sen Jingyu sighed heavily, propped his cheeks helplessly, and said: "Recently, in addition to work, I have to prepare for the final entrance exam. I don't have enough rest, dark circles appear, and my brain is a bit dull. Chinese medicine is the first choice for recuperating my body. I don't know much about it. I want to drink Chinese medicine, and I heard that Mr. Bai Ze is very good at making medicinal food, and the items from Taoyuan Township can be brought back to the world for use by the body. I want to ask him to help me recuperate. The face is the life of an artist, and there should be no flaws."

The Mori family has been engaged in performing arts for generations. His father, Mori Otowa, is a national treasure-level kabuki star. Among the five children of this generation, except for the eldest daughter Mori Xueyu and the only son of Zhumen's family, Zhumen Danhui's childhood sweetheart, they registered for marriage as soon as they reached adulthood. Kuroba and Mori Shiraha inherited the family business and practiced Kabuki skills since they were sensible. The second daughter, Mori Yangyu, entered the entertainment industry, and the youngest daughter, Mori Shizuyu, was a starlet in supernatural shows.

Although Sen's father felt that something was wrong, the supernatural show that his youngest daughter appeared on did not seem to have anything to do with art performances, but the ratings of such shows in recent years are indeed not low, and Jing Yu has developed her own fan base... Forget it, what is the performance? It doesn't matter, the children of the Mori family must have the soul of an artist who will do everything to gain exposure!No matter what method is used, it is a success to win the audience's attention! !

Everyone in the Mori family thinks that supernatural shows are deceptive, but Yaomei is a kind of performance. How can there be so many supernatural events in the world?This is the reason why they do not object to Mori Jingyu's supernatural show.

The facts are similar to what they guessed, most of them are gimmicks made by the program group, Mori Jingyu will not tell them that occasionally they will meet one or two real products... Mori Jingyu is a newcomer in this circle, unlike a certain These masters are highly respected, even if there are real materials, the biggest selling point is her youthful and beautiful face.

"Well, it's hard work to be an entertainer." Ma Mian frowned heartily. Artists in Hell also care about their appearance. Many women in Heaven favor Chinese medicine pharmacies. Even if Bai Ze is a well-known pervert, the pharmacy's business is still very good. good. "In that case, let's not waste your time, walk slowly, and say hello to Lord Bai Ze for us."

Mori Jingyu waved at them and walked along the gate of heaven.