[Comprehensive] Saiki's spiritual master

Midorima swears that if he lets these two psychopaths get together again, his surname will not be Midorima.

And Nao, who had spent enough time outside before returning home at [-] o'clock in the evening, was almost taken to the sky by Kusuo, her younger brother with super powers capable of destroying the earth angrily threw her bed out of the window: [Saimi Nao I Have I ever told you that if you dare to get involved with Shintaro Midorima like Tezuka Kunimitsu last time, I will instantly teleport you to the South Pole, Tokyo is too warm, do you want to go to the South Pole? ]

It has been a long time since the two of them went to junior high school, Kusuo hadn’t lost her temper so much with her. Although Nao knew that his brother was doing it for her own good, she was still a little emotional when she saw him so fierce. The time is innocent, Kusuo should also know this, if he still gets angry with her, no matter how she understands, she will inevitably be wronged.

"It's obvious that the distribution of superpowers is so uneven between the twins." Nao pouts and hits the pillow on the bed, "It would be great if there was a chance to switch with Kusuo."

Nao just said it casually, and she didn't take it seriously after she finished speaking, and fell asleep on the bed.

But I don't know if it's because she drank a lot of water before going to bed. She woke up in the middle of the night because of physical problems. In a daze, she seemed to feel that the position of her bed was not right...

That little bastard Kusuo probably didn't arrange her bed properly... Nao rubbed her eyes, and opened the door to go to the bathroom.

Then when she opened her pants and was about to sit on the toilet as usual, she accidentally touched a...meat-stick that had never existed on her before...

"Damn it!!" Now that Nao couldn't get sleepy anymore, she woke up suddenly, and immediately turned on the light in the bathroom, ignoring that there was a lump under her, the face in the mirror was undoubtedly Not hers, but her dear and lovely brother, Saiki Kusuo.

Isn't it... Nao raised her hand to touch the mirror, did she change bodies with her brother? ?really changed? ? ?

Nao belatedly realized that her brother had a temper tantrum with her today, and he didn't seem to bother to clear her dream, so her thoughts before going to bed entered the dream and accidentally came true?

No, no, that's not the point. The point is, can you change it back in the future?

Thinking of this, Nao shivered in fright, and comforted herself that she should go to her brother, her brother should have a solution.

Unexpectedly, at this time, she heard footsteps coming from outside the bathroom, and they were getting closer.

What's going on, could misfortunes never come singly tonight, not only did she and her brother switch bodies, but also burglars broke into her house?

Because of Kusuo's superpowers, Saiki's family has never been burglarized. Now that this happened suddenly, Nao's first reaction was to lock the bathroom door and turn off the lights. Pretend no one is here.

But soon she realized that she couldn't just let it go, not to mention her helpless parents downstairs, Kusuo who was in her body was asleep in the bedroom on the second floor!

Her body doesn't have superpowers. Her brother, who is used to reading minds and relying on superpowers to perceive other people's existence, will definitely not use the sensory organs of normal people to detect danger and jump up without superpowers!

Thinking of this, Nao picked up a mop and went to open the door: "It's a man, let's go one-on-one. If you want to hurt my family, you have to pass me first."

Nao is actually a little apprehensive now, because it stands to reason that she has taken over her younger brother's body. This body can be destroyed casually. How can she not use any superpowers? Could it be her? Haven't mastered the proper way to use superpowers?

What is the use of a mop to beat a thief now?

What she didn't expect was that as soon as she opened the door, she was stumbled by a body that fell on the door.

Nasu and Mobu rolled together, and a voice exploded in her mind at the right time: [The top of the head and the front of the eyes, first give me the glasses and the suppressor. ]

……

Nao once thought that if he switched his body, he would be able to experience a superpower addiction, but it turns out that no matter whether he changes his body or not, your uncle is still your uncle. They changed their bodies through hard work. Nothing but more meat.

In her body, Kusuo still possesses uncompromising superpowers. The first thing he does after putting on his glasses and suppressor again is to snap his fingers and teleport her to the mummy in the Egyptian pyramid, [Qi Kinao, you did a good job. ]

Nao had been frightened before, but this time she was so frightened that she cried. She is still a pure and innocent girl, and she doesn't want to sleep with a man for the first time, but with a dead man full of preservatives!

"Brother, Xiaonan, baby, Kusuo a dream... I was wrong..." Nao pushed the coffin lid on top of her head. She didn't know how many layers of the coffin lid had been sealed so she couldn't push it away, so she also zoomed in "Brother, if you don't let me out again, I'll tell you that I will kiss this mummy. You should consider your first kiss."

After saying this, she took a deep breath, gritted her teeth, and gnawed at the position of the mummy's mouth.

Naturally, Kusuo would not let her succeed, so Nao staggered for a kiss, only to realize that he was back in her and Kusuo's room again, at this moment, Kusuo was sitting in front of her face in her pajamas. On the bed, but the suppressor and glasses are still his original, and his face is no longer the usual expressionless, but with a trace of gritted teeth.

[Change back. ] Kusuo sent her voice transmission.

"I...I want to too..." Nasuan quietly retreated into the corner. She was too nervous just now and didn't pay attention. Her opening was the voice of Akashi Seijuro from the basketball club. It turned out that his brother's voice was really like this ..., "But I don't know how to change it back."

Yes, it was also the first time Nao encountered this, and she changed it out of nowhere, and couldn't get it back, which is too weird.

"I know!" Nao suddenly realized, "We must be dreaming! How could such a terrible thing happen!"

After all, she raised her hand and slapped herself twice, her face was a little numb from the slaps, and she said vaguely: "Hey brother, why do I still feel a little pain, why don't you slap me again?"

[Hehe, no need. ] Kusuo put away his ferocious expression, picked up a piece of her thigh, first pinched and then twisted, [I think it still hurts, it's not a dream. ]

Seeing that there was a purple pimple on her white as jade thigh, Nao didn't care if it was a dream, and rushed towards Kusuo, screaming: "If you have something to say, why do you still do it, stop it, you beast!! "

It's a pity that she forgot that she has never beaten her brother since she was a child, even if she changed her body today, Kusuo threw her to the ground without any suspense, and when he was about to further education, he stopped.

It wasn't that he suddenly felt pity for his sister who hadn't educated Fang Jiewa for three days, but that the one on the ground was his body, what could he do with his body?If you break it, you can't go back.

Kusuo's complexion was not very good. He began to try to use the super power of ghost to get the souls of the two people back, but his body was still there and he couldn't go back. He could only return to Nao's body. Xu can only return to his body, and he has no way to exchange the two people back.

For the first time in his life, the superpower Saiki Kusuo encountered a crisis that could not be solved by superpowers. However, at such a critical moment, his sister was a moth, and his sister who was wearing his shell seemed to have some unspeakable secrets, just like him. After staring for a while, he said in embarrassment: "That brother, why don't you think about it now, can I go to the toilet?"

[no. ] Kusuo doesn't know if she really wants to fuck or pretends to fuck, but when is this, is she still in the mood to go to the bathroom?

Seeing his brother like this, Nao was a little scared, and after struggling for a long time, he said, "Then if it breaks...it's your fault?"

[…] Kusuo was so angry with her that he didn't speak for a long time, and finally gave her a look, [Hurry up and go back. ]

The desperate Nasu rolled over and got up from the ground and went straight to the toilet, but when she got there, she started to go crazy-how the hell do you use that lump under her?

How could she, a big girl with yellow flowers who grew up innocently, use something like a man! !

And let her touch that with her pure and clean hands, even if it's her younger brother, she won't be able to do it! !

[How are you? ] Her younger brother outside finally got impatient and sent her a voice transmission.

"Wait...wait a little longer." Nao was really about to cry this time, and Kusuo on the other side directly used telepathic skills to read the difficulties she encountered, opened the door and walked towards him without saying a word .

"Wait, strong man, if you can do it, don't force it, ah no, if you can use your mouth, don't do it." Nao saw that he was obviously going to help her solve the problem, and backed away in fright, it was her own hand, especially Can't touch that thing anymore.

Regardless of Kusuo's usual calmness, he can't hold back in the face of such emergencies now, otherwise he wouldn't have just barged in like this. This is the first time since the two siblings were born that they were so honest with each other.

In the end, the helpless two people could only take a step back, and Kusuo used telepathy to guide them. After finally solving the problem, both of them were too exhausted to talk.

"Kusuo, it's almost dawn, why is it broken?" Nao stared at the bright sky outside the curtains with a frowning face, and it was time to go to school at dawn, how could they go to school after they became like this, I can't help everyone Hello, I am Saiki Kusuo ( Nao)’s sister (brother), we decided to read it together for a few days, maybe we’ll come back sometime!

[Can't tell parents. ] Kusuo issued the first ban on Nao, [not to mention telling Saiki Sorasuke. ]

Nao nodded her head, and it was useless to worry if her family knew about it. Although she didn't want to admit it, there was nothing Kusuo could do about it, and their brother definitely couldn't do anything about it. Telling Sorasuke he couldn't help either.

[Then, you clean up, before we get back, we can only go to school for each other. ]

Nao continued to nod, and then received her brother's warning: [You should do it yourself, don't let me know that you cause trouble and be discovered by others, otherwise...]

Xu is how to punish and suffer because of his own body, he was rarely stuck for a long time and didn't say what else, Nasu almost blurted out when he saw this--otherwise I will slap myself twice for you, okay, of course I didn't dare to say , Speaking out is courting death.