If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

It can be seen that Kise's parents really dote on their children.

Different from the simple and cluttered rooms of ordinary boys, his room is stylishly and exquisitely furnished, with every detail in every detail. It can be seen that the elders have poured infinite enthusiasm and care into it.

There are all kinds of electronic equipment and model appliances that boys like. It's no wonder that Kise's interests cover such a wide range.

Yinzi had only left the battlefield not long ago, and he was not proficient in using computers, and he only knew about online shopping, so he didn't have to think about the operation process.

When Kise opened the shopping page, he was still complaining, "It's the same thing if you can't find that kind of thing at all, right? Shouldn't weapons or something be a blocking word—eh? Really?"

Yinzi took a closer look, "Hey! Sure enough, it's convenient to have no ban on swords. Let me see, I can change one by one every day with so many kinds of Yinzi."

"Where did the local tyrants come from?" Huang Lai was amused by her brazen words, "You can look at the prices below before talking about it."

"It doesn't matter, you pay anyway." The money came naturally.

"I told you not to take me for a fool!" Kise went crazy, "Anyway, the budget is only so small, so choose according to what you see!"

"Hey! I missed two zeros, you." Yin Zi looked at the balance in Huang Lai's account, "According to your market conditions, there are more than that in a circular, right?"

"Let me tell you, the ultimate benefit from the configuration upgrade is yourself. If you really want to worry about Ah Yin, I will be the one who suffers."

"Hurry up, be nimble, show off your local tyrant demeanor, and use more savings to make Ah Yin fall in love!"

"I don't want this kind of admiration!" Kise knew that he couldn't talk to him, so he simply spread his hands. "In short, this is all my property, do you want it? If you don't want it, I'll save it."

"Liar, what about the model's notice fee? Look at the fashion magazines you publish. It's either the cover or the gold page. Let me tell you, young man. You are young and don't know the concept of healthy financial management. .”

"Why should I be preached by a guy with messy financial relationships?" Kise shrugged, "My parents collected the money for me and invested it, so I can't move it."

In the end, Yinzi had no choice but to give up resentfully.

Once there is a budget limit, the screen full of cool swords can only drool over.

After screening, only three or two shabby kittens remained.

Ginko looked back at Kise silently, and clearly conveyed 'This is what you did! '

Kise probably also felt that the number was too embarrassing, trying to find their limited merits.

"Look at this wooden knife. It's called 'Lake Toya'. It's made from a 1-year-old 'Vajra tree'. It can destroy rocks, meteorites, or muscles. Eh? It's amazing!"

"Read it, keep reading it!" Ginko pressed Kise's head to the screen, "It also claimed that the sword soul named Zhan [beep] resided in the sword, why didn't you read it?"

"Well! It's normal for the advertisement to have a certain exaggerated effect, right." Huang Lai said awkwardly.

"It's not an exaggeration, it's a fraud." Yinzi snatched the mouse away. "Forget it, I'll search it myself."

This time they changed to a shopping website and entered the price range——

"What's the matter? How did the broken knife of this fraudulent company enter so many websites at the same time? Hey! What about the audit? Is it a salary thief? Someone here posted false information."

"Would you like to try again?" Kise suggested.

As a result, the two tried all the domestic and overseas shopping websites, but they couldn't get rid of the broken knife.

"Enough!" Yinzi surrendered, "I went to the construction site to smoke a steel pipe, and it sharpened like a god."

Kise was so scared that he almost spit out water, "Think about your current status, first of all, you can't even pass the gate of the school."

"Forget it, I think wooden knives are good, and they don't punch holes. When people ask, they say they learn swordsmanship."

"Are you kidding? Then what face do I have to go to the class reunion in the future? The sabers that everyone untied are all monster swords and famous swords, and only I am a broken wooden stick of unknown origin?"

"Let's just say that this is a knife, not a car key to show off wealth at the class reunion." Huang Lai was crazy. "If it doesn't work, then make up an incredible story, such as a gift from an old god."

"Anyway, I've paid the bill, and that's all."

Kise didn't want to waste any more time, so he made a decision and pushed the money away——

"By the way, the teacher assigned homework today. You must not have moved a single word. If you don't want to be punished, hurry up and get out."

If you are dissatisfied with money, you are dissatisfied, but you also know that the overall situation is settled, so you can only go to the kitchen and get Huang Lai's pudding to vent your anger.

As for work and so on, it doesn't exist in her daily plan at all. This is the malice that Songyang Hammer failed to correct with many packages.

So the next day the teacher clapped his hands on the desk——

"Ziyuan, Sakata, the two who didn't hand in their homework will go out and stand for punishment!"

At this time, Yinzi was taking advantage of Ziyuan's inattention to steal the delicious sticks in his stomach.

The teacher's sudden shout woke up Ziyuan from the sleepiness in the morning, and then caught the snack thief.

Just like this, another day was spent fighting with the stupid big guy.

Kise had not joined the basketball club not long ago at this time, and it was only a few weeks ago that he became the main pick.

Because he joined the department midway, he got an entry guide, but after a few days, he found that this guy is a hot chicken with weak basic ability.

If you are straight, you may not even be able to beat the second army.

This made Kise, who has always been pretentious, feel that Bel has no face, so he always runs on others overtly and secretly.

Today, Midorima brought an order for Kise and Heizi to lead the Second Army to a friendly match outside the school.

It's nothing, the key is that Diguang Basketball Club has a prerequisite for everything, and that is to win!

In other words, if this friendly match is lost, Kise and Heizi will be kicked out of the team immediately.

After Midorima finished speaking, he ignored the mournful Kise, and went straight to the bench area to get his water glass, but his eyes involuntarily drifted to the man who was reading comics with his legs crossed.

At the moment, the snacks that Ginko picked up from Momoi are finished, the exciting parts of the manga are over, and the rest are boring chapters.

Just when he was bored, he saw Midorima's tall man standing in front of him.

Her eyes lit up, thinking about the past two days, she was full of things, but she forgot about this trickster who was right in front of her eyes.

Ginko narrowed his eyes with a smile, clasped his hands together and pretended to be cute, "Ah! Midori-san, my luck seems to be good today, shall we fight with strawberry milk again?"

Anyway, it was his money that was spent, and the milk went into his own stomach in the end.

A trace of complexity and embarrassment flashed across the eyes under the green lens.

What could be more tragic than the first time you meet a girl you have a clear crush on, and then slap in the face a few hours later that it's your teammate's girlfriend?

His first love had dissipated before it even began—pooh!He doesn't admit it!

Now when you see the girl in front of you with a pair of sly red eyes and a smile that shows bad intentions at first glance, you will feel that you are underestimated, but you can't help but jump up in your heart, as if everything made you Nothing that matters has anything to do with this moment.

Midorima sneered, "Hmph! As I said, a guy with no talent will not be favored by fate. You are a Libra, and today's fortune is the last one. If you wear a lucky clay doll, you can neutralize it a little bit. But not only did you not have one, but you carried a wooden knife that is incompatible with earth, don’t talk about buying a drink to win a lottery, you should be thankful for buying instant noodle seasoning packets.”

Yinzi's face was struck by lightning, "Hey!!! How do you know that the instant noodles I bought at noon don't have seasoning packets? No, how do you know the lucky thing for Libra? No, how do you know I'm a Libra?"

What kind of experience is it when your information is blurted out by a guy with little interaction?In short, Ginko directly pulled Akashi here, "Captain, there are perverts here, is it really okay for us girls to stay in the basketball club? Are you so scared?"

Akashi had practiced well at first, but he was forced to watch this unintelligible thing. The core character is always the most reliable Midorima.

He was still calm, thinking that it was just Lvma's unlucky being picked on. With his calmness, he should know that a guy like Yinzi should be treated coldly. In other words, the more you pester her, the more energetic you become.

But unexpectedly, the disputes that could be resolved by walking away alone have to be entangled.

The two argued from the popularization of astrological knowledge to whether they should respect the integrity of the team members. Midorima insisted that he had a good memory and a wealth of luck reserves, so he didn't pay special attention to money.

And Yinzi—the core of the words, that is, he was wronged and hinted that Midorima would take the benefits to settle the matter.

Akashi understood now that Midorima was not being found fault, but was being blackmailed.

Although he was prepared for Ginko's uninhibited character, Akashi couldn't just watch her play tricks on his teammates.

He pulled the two of them away to "Lvjian is really just too superstitious about constellations. In fact, as long as he is around people, he will unconsciously pay attention to the trend of his fortune that day. If you don't believe me, let him talk about my Sagittarius. can easily-"

While smoothing things over, Akashi turned his gaze to Midorima, but what he saw was his frowning expression of contemplation and uncertainty, so that Akashi couldn't say the last two words.

hello?Green Room!We have known each other for three years, three years of companionship, think about the days and nights we fought together, you can easily remember the fate of a girl you have known for less than a week, but you can't tell me?I'm still your superior!

Akashi felt embarrassed, and Ginko didn't let him go, "Hahaha! Are you stupid? What you dwarfs should grow in height has grown in confidence, right?"

Do you think the whole world revolves around him?Takasugi used to be the same, he always looked like the most powerful of the group, so that the thing Yinzi despised most was the dwarf's pretense.

Fortunately, Akashi has not awakened his personality at this moment, and the gentle and honest Ichi is in the dominant position, otherwise a pair of scissors would definitely fly towards the broken mouth, and then the wooden knife and the scissors would fly together.

However, not only Yinzi, but also Heizi, who has always had zero sense of presence and was ignored by everyone while standing in the center of the incident, also spoke.

"Arnold!" Heizi raised his hand, and managed to focus his attention on him. "Actually, I also think it's a little disgusting for Mr. Midori to casually talk about other people's fortunes, and even 'just happened' to carry your lucky item several times." .”

"How should I put it, please ignore Aquarius in the future, please, Mr. Lujian!" Heizi bent over at ninety degrees, with a very sincere and pleading look.

Midorima quickly exploded on the spot, "Sunspot——"

But before he could vent his anger, Yinzi, who had been dazed since Heizi opened his mouth, suddenly rushed forward and hugged him.

She said in the complicated tone of reuniting after a long absence and the same person who has fallen into the world, "I should have guessed, how can a guy like you with an honest personality, a weak sense of existence, and so upright who refuses to bribe the author have a good place—"

"So you were sent here too? Notasuke!"