If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

White Yaksha, a famous fighter against the barbarians in the late period of the barbarian war, was awarded this title because the blood of the enemy was splashed on his white hair, and his figure wandering around the battlefield was like a prison ghost.

After the war, the power of the older generation such as Xixiang also fell silent in the market, acquiescing to the fact of defeat.Among them, only a few of the younger generation are still active today, such as Gui.

It's just that due to the people's war-weariness, the world has entered a stage of recuperation, and Gui has gradually changed from a radical who threw bombs at heaven and man institutions at any time to cause terrorist attacks to a moderate faction today.

As a guy wanted by Shinsengumi for a long time, it's not that he hasn't thoroughly investigated his background.But since this guy can be so slippery, it is naturally impossible for people to touch his hometown like this.

So much so that they still don't know much about Gui's predecessor, and only know that there are three famous fighters who fought against barbarians at the same time as him.Because the celestial beings who have suffered a lot have sealed these files as secrets, the Shinsengumi has no authorization to learn more.And we can only roughly know which existences are there through unreliable methods such as legends.

However, sometimes the truth is always unimaginable beyond anyone's imagination.

Shiroyasha is a woman?That guy who was said to be able to turn the tide of battle several times by himself on the battlefield.He was a guy who was alive and well when he single-handedly held back his progress in the Allied Forces of Heaven and Man, so that the limited army won an important commanding height and then returned to meet him.

Because their hometown is in a remote area, and it is not an important place for military strategists, although the whole territory has been affected by the flames of war, but they have just fought there and hastily gathered their troops to support the other side.

At that time, they often heard rumors from the frontline that they didn't know the truth or falsehood. To be honest, they could tolerate Gui's being alive and kicking for so long, and they also respected the righteousness of sacrificing their lives for the country at that time.

The white Yaksha who appears the most in the rumors, although it is rumored that it is described as taller than a three-story building, and the palm as big as a millstone blows out like a tornado-this Nima is the giant family of One Piece, right?

But in their conception, at least he must be a real man with a strong figure and a sea of ​​arrogance.

But now that they were standing in front of them, Jing Gui's statement could not be doubted—it was impossible for such a guy to shame his companion's name for any reason.

The guy who gets along with them day and night is Shiraiyasha?That guy who always has a sly and light expression on his face, as if eating an extra pudding every meal is the supreme happiness is Shiroyasha?

In the past [-] years of his life, the twists and turns of his fate are not rare, but he seldom wavers. Anyway, it is common for the rose rogue who stepped out of the thorns to be teased by life all day long.

But this time he was so shaken that when he saw a similar movement, he pulled out the knife without thinking.

There will be no one to stop Hijikata, and Okita's inner anger is not much less than his, but it was Hijikata who was first stimulated by that scene.

And Saito was already ready to do it, he had little contact with Yinzi, and he had little friendship, let alone show mercy.

However, the movement of the earth's attack stopped abruptly, and what stopped him was another person's first attack——

Yinzi withdrew the slap that turned the cinnamon fan on the ground, stepped on his waist and crushed it, "If you didn't notice it for a while, you would add a play to yourself, right? Who allows you to call Lao Tzu in the name of a fellow barbarian when you introduce him?" ?”

"Eh? But didn't you say that you wanted to join forces with me to defeat the Zhensen group? Didn't you already join our anti-barbarian group by default?" Gui struggled to get up "Sa, don't be shy, although newcomers have to be on the periphery at the beginning It’s a saying that it takes three years to practice errands, but you don’t have to worry about it. I’m here!”

"Hey, hey! The hottest guy is starting to act like a boss now." Yin Zi picked out his ear, with an arrogant expression, "Listen, I'll say it again—"

"I'm talking about teaming up, but have you noticed my tone? That's calling you, idiot. Who the hell is going to join the anti-barbarian group, don't be obedient and just listen to the part you like. Ah Yin, I want to enjoy the rose color Do you know the life of the main character? Who wants to become a wanted criminal hiding all day long?"

"And joining your subordinates means that I will listen to you in the future? How shameless are you, how dare you pay such attention?"

Gui blushed, feeling guilty and shy that his mind had been punctured. He twitched, "Then I didn't expect you to ask too much for joining the barbarian group."

"I never thought about asking you to massage and wash my feet, take a bath and wipe my back."

Without even thinking about it, Yin Zi slapped him across the face, "Is this already on your mind? Song Yang didn't even get the treatment, you idiot, what can you do?"

"Watch out for the hostages!"

Gui was repaired into a quail with a shrunken neck, and she didn't dare to touch Yinzi's anger anymore, so she retreated to the hostage's side.

When passing by Songping, the head was suddenly tilted by this wretched uncle and the cross slapped——

Gui covered his head, and saw this guy with a smug expression on his face, "It's commendable to set up such a tight and dangerous situation to deceive the old man, but the young man is not good at picking up girls."

"Shut up! A national moth who embezzles public funds to make a big health care." Gui angrily tied this guy up even tighter. "The guy who gets stripped naked by the bartender when he has no money is pretending to be a veteran."

"No such thing!" Old Songping blushed, "That's because the girls are too enthusiastic, and I can't repay you. I can only leave the clothes that bear my taste for them as a memory, so that I can get through the long time when I can't pass. Long night."

"Gui! Cover his mouth with fat times!" Yinzi said with a blank expression.

"Hi!" Gui grabbed the pile of clothes next to him, grabbed the general's white fat and stuffed it into the wretched uncle's stinky mouth without even thinking about it.

This scene made Tu Fang and others downstairs unable to stop them, and could only watch this inhumane thing happen.

I don't know how talented the general is, but once the fat stuffed it in, Song Ping, who claimed to have seen all kinds of battles, passed out foaming at the mouth, and couldn't hold back any more.

And the general, silently shed two lines of tears.

After dealing with the mentally handicapped, Yin Zi faced the three people downstairs.

Although the series of situations made Hijikata and the others a little calmer, they also saw a fact clearly.

That is, unlike what was expected at the beginning, Yinzi is not standing here as an accomplice, what's more, she is the leader of the whole farce.

Just seeing that Gui actually obeyed her, one knew that Zhong Yinzi was the one who gave the order.

Tufang's heart became more and more heavy, and he spoke with difficulty, his voice a little hoarse, "What is your purpose? Silver!"

"Infiltrated into the Shinsengumi, colluded with the barbarians, went around and set up this trap, but claimed that they were not on the same side. If there is no conflict of position, then what are you going to do? Answer me, Yinzi!"

Yin Zi picked out his ears, and didn't rush to answer him, but looked around first, and asked, "Where's the orangutan? It's going to be difficult without him when the scene ends."

"He went to follow the hostess." Gui explained, "Don't worry, Yinzi, even if he's not there, I can't turn the tables. I've already had someone follow that guy all the way. There's no need to do anything, just his eyes are hot." Once published, it would be a scandal."

"Bastard, that's too despicable!" The members of the Shinsengumi, who seemed to know the virtues of their director and were not so angry at Gui's setting up a trap to arrest the general, couldn't bear it anymore.

"Shut up!" Tufang stopped everyone's conversation, and looked at Yinzi for a moment, "Stop talking about him, answer me!"

"Of course!" There was a confident smile on Ginko's face, obviously more satisfied with the status quo after learning about Kondo's situation.

"If you don't say it, I will shake it out without missing a word. Although the villain died of talking too much. But I am the protagonist. If I don't come and explain the cause and effect clearly, how can I please the audience who is increasingly routine."

After speaking, the smile on her face disappeared, and the ferocious and jealous expression on her face shocked Hijikata, who had never seen her virtue like this.

"We don't have any conflicts in position, but in this way, you think that we have no hatred in the past and no hatred in the present? Ahhh~ It's good to sit on the throne of the protagonist. It's enough to just look at the front, so don't care about those who are kicked. down guy."

"This is what you care about?" The earthworker couldn't believe it. At this time, there have been several popularity polls here, and each time they compete for a higher ranking, those guys' endless tricks are also eye-catching.

But this guy Yinzi hasn't played yet, so it's too early for this set, isn't it?As the protagonist of this world, although Hijikata is not his own son, he is only an adopted son halfway through, and the authority given by Soraka orangutan is still there.

If it's just because of this reason that he colluded with Gui?Hijikata tried his best to hold back the corners of his mouth that were about to turn up, and most of the anger and the pain of being betrayed disappeared immediately.

Although the heart is filled with deep speechlessness at the moment.

He said, "Even if you want to earn a good ranking, you still have to wait until your own show is over, right? With your current appearance timing, you can just join the next popularity selection, why do you want to get together with that kind of guy? "

Earth Fang pointed at Gui Gui, "This guy's ranking has never been at the top, and he is even lower than some bastards."

"Shut up!" Gui exploded, "Everything is your conspiracy. If you can't catch someone, you will launch media smears all day long. It is your fault that I am not popular."

"Hey, hey! Come and see this person. I have vaguely heard of throwing pots to natural rolls. This person actually broke through the lower limit and passed the responsibility to others." Okita taunted with a loudspeaker, "The last symposium has been done by the orangutan himself Admittedly, you're totally incapable of being a popular villain, you idiot."

"Say I gave you this face for nothing, but I don't pick up the burden of being an idol. I have already arranged for an airborne crew to take on this important role. So your use has been drained, bye! guy."

"What brat are you talking about!" Gui was so sprayed that he wanted to jump down immediately and have a good fight with Chongtian. "When we were prosperous, you didn't know if you were born. You are so arrogant because of the benefits of going through the back door."

"You also know that your own glory is so many years ago? Is it really okay to have old arms and legs out to mix lunch? The Christmas album is on standby in the cold weather but can't be summoned. Thank you for your hard work. Retire early and go home Let's go." Okita fought bravely.

Now Gui couldn't take it anymore, he snapped his fingers and went down to teach others a lesson.

Yin Zi hurriedly grabbed him, and slapped him involuntarily, "Let you watch the hostage!"

"You're a hot chick who has always been very logical since he was a child, and he can't beat anyone with his mouth. Whose blessing is it that you didn't get slapped on your neck?"

Gui is scared again. When he was a child, his grandmother died early, and he refused to be adopted by his clansmen. Living alone is extremely difficult. Sometimes he meets a difficult shrew when he buys vegetables, but he is easy to talk about with his self-cultivation strategies. wooden club.

And he can't beat unarmed women, so it's always Yin Zi who finds the place for him and scolds the shrew so hard that he swims home.

The earth side felt that this kind of interaction, which had happened thousands of times and had become a habit, was very dazzling.He frowned, not intending to tangle with Gui anymore.

"Yinzi, if your ambition is there, then following us is the right way. Sougo is right, that guy has no hope at all, he has few chances to play, and he is hunted down by us every time. Don't be fooled by the former Friendship clouded judgment, and it was clear that staying in the Shinsengumi was the most promising option."

"Future?" Yin Zi was so angry that "you dare to advance with me? My future has long been strangled in the bud by you three bums who walked through the back door."

Tufang was sprayed mercilessly, and was immediately puzzled by what Yinzi said.Okita smiled coldly, "Don't be foolish enough to think that you can coax this guy back with just a few words."

"She must have more evil intentions than you think, Mr. Hijikata." Okita knew Ginko's true face quite well, and it was easy to deduce the real purpose "This guy didn't think about the popularity ranking at all, her goal Just shovel us off the top."

"I have to say that this is the most ambitious guy I've seen so far. When everyone was arguing on the surface, she thought about solving the problem from the root."

"But where do you get your confidence from?" Okita gloated at Ginko, who saw through the situation, "Infiltrate the Shinsengumi, seduce Mr. Hijikata, and cooperate with outsiders to outflank the organization that gives you food and clothing. Even if you take a step back and say, we will meet today It’s a big loss here. It’s impossible for you to take the position, right?”

"After doing such a bitch thing, who do you think will pay for this result? Even a lecherous gorilla can't risk the anger of the public to add drama to you because of your beauty. The position of the protagonist is not so easy to shake Yes, how can you be so naive at such an age?"

"Sure enough, it's because you ate too much sweets, right? You'd better go back obediently and become a cook, and take care of us. Maybe you can spend some time on the stage."

"Hey! Sougo!" Hijikata yelled, but only for his harsh words, the final conclusion was tacit.

"Heh heh heh..." Ginko laughed in a low voice, unmoved by the cruel truth that Okita revealed.

"Little ghost, you are the only one who is smart. Everyone else is stupid?" Yinzi laughed, "Anyone might be like what you said. But Ah Yin is the only one who is not included."

"Huh? What is your reliance?" Okita casually said, "Could it be that you want to talk about the military exploits during the era of the barbarians? Forget it, who would look up that old almanac? Everyone is intoxicated at the moment."

"I thank you for not looking, whoever did, I'm anxious with him." Yinzi came back, "I'm not afraid to tell you, even if I do something too much to you, the barrage will only show 'Of course I chose to forgive her' Do you know why? Because facing you, I will always be in the victim's position."

"With the motive of revenge to hide my shame, even if I do anything, Ah Yin, it won't be too much, right?"

"I don't remember when we dug your ancestral grave and owed such a big debt." Okita thought he was boasting "Do you know that there was a girl who came to me for revenge because her father was beheaded by the Shinsengumi?" ? Guess what happened in the end?"

"I sold her into a brothel and still didn't get struck by lightning. Do you think you are unlucky to have her?"

"Sell—" Tu Fang was startled, "When did it happen?"

"Don't care about the life of the miscellaneous fish." Okita waved his hand, "The money for buying Kikuichimonji RX-78 is the money that guy's family used to redeem him."

"Let's get down to business!" Okita looked at Ginko, "I'm curious about when you talked about the victim's position before this, let's hear it."

Yinzi has always known that this brat is really strong in a certain sense, but the series of self-righteousness and taking it for granted are still amazing.

If she was the protagonist, she wouldn't dare to be so unscrupulous, would she?This person wants to be placed in a serious episode and still want to play the leading role?

But no matter how confident they are, they will never think of——

Yinzi let out a slow 'oh', "It's not a mortal holiday, it's just that when I was about to take office, I found out that my role as the protagonist was snatched away by a trio of rogue policemen!"

The air suddenly fell into silence!

Hijikata and Okita surrounded themselves, discussing in a voice that avoided others as much as possible——

"Do you remember what the orangutan said when we were finalized as the protagonist?"

"Remember, he said that there was an unlucky ghost who was born with the wrong gender, and the guys in the editorial department forcibly removed his title, so it's our turn to stand out."

"That--"

The two looked up at Yinzi at the same time. At this moment, they lost their previous righteousness and confidence, and instead became more cautious——

"Hey! No way, Yin Zi is that unlucky ghost?"

"Hmph! It's that unlucky ghost, thank you for your advice!" Yinzi sneered, and then threw out another sentence unexpectedly, "Oh, by the way, didn't you say that a villain who can really restrain you will be airborne recently? Accepted." !"

Even though Hijikata and Okita have gone through so many ups and downs today, they are still in a daze!

How could they have imagined that a girl accidentally picked up from Huajie was a powerful enemy appointed by the orangutan, and there was such an irreversible festival at the root.

Fortunately, after hearing the orangutan's call recently, they were still sharpening their swords and preparing to fight with the villain who didn't know when they would appear, but the scene had already begun.

Yinzi is right, things are not as optimistic as they think, that guy has these two identities, even if he does such a sinister thing, it will only set off the incompetence and ugliness of the Shinsengumi, and the strategy is not as good as it used to be. It's just the fact that the protagonist is determined.

Is it true that you can play before you touch it?Thinking about whether Kondo-san was also caught in the way, Hijikata and the others suddenly felt precarious.

Yin Zi sensed their wavering, and couldn't help but feel even more proud, "Tell me, the protagonist camp, which has been placed with high expectations, was so easily played around by a woman of unknown origin, and now it is in danger of being wiped out. How can I expect you in the future?" In the face of powerful enemies who take turns in battle, the words unbearable have already been stabbed in the forehead!"

"It's none of my business!" Okita Wenyan put aside the relationship first, and he pushed Hijikata a step forward, "The one who was completely seduced was Mr. Hijikata. I saw him go to see the house the day before yesterday, and his savings may be lost in a few days. Such a guy is really useless."

"Get out!" Hijikata was very annoyed at Okita's behavior of selling his teammates, but he couldn't refute every word at all.

Fortunately, Ginko is attacking indiscriminately now, and it is impossible for Okita to separate the relationship——

"Now you know you're playing innocent?" Ginko said to Okita, "Didn't you claim to be watching me under your nose? You didn't catch any signs of such a big thing! Aren't you stupid?"

"Cut!" Okita was stunned speechless.

Yinzi let out a big laugh that controlled the whole situation, "See, that's what it is like to let an unqualified guy take the lead. Did the orangutan choose to slap his face in the first place?"

"It's all said, just change the audience and develop this into a harem direction. If you insist on screwing with me, you will still mess up after going around. Yo Xi, I won't say much, you just bow your heads and admit defeat, you can't say it. For the sake of providing food for so long, I can still reserve a place for you guys."

"Harem—to?" Tufang's depression was swept away when he heard these words, and his sharp eyes shot straight like silver coins.

"Harem?" Okita's red eyes suddenly turned cold, as if he wanted to cut off that face to see how thick it was.

"Harem?" Gui behind him made a faint voice, as if soaked in ice.

Yinzi's heart skipped a beat, knowing that he was getting carried away, this kind of thought must be kept in his heart and he must not spit it out, otherwise it would be the Shura field.

But the matter was not over yet, the scene of the confrontation suddenly broke out from outside, and it seemed that a battle suddenly started.

Several people were startled, the leaders were all here, who was the first to launch the attack without speaking?

"We are surrounded by a third party!" A member of the Shinsengumi rushed in and shouted.

Yinzi was startled, and the first thing that came to his mind was Chun Yu, who was already preparing to make trouble, and was about to speak out to remind him, when he saw the outer wall of the second floor being kicked through out of thin air, and a figure walked in slowly——

"Huh? To the harem?"

The author has something to say: Yinzi, you idiot, which one is better than setting yourself on fire?That's right, it's you!

Tsk!In the past few days, I have written a good card, but after driving, Nima Aishan, Lao Tzu has been crippled because of your exhaustion!Reluctantly rolled out [-].

Try to write a long chapter tomorrow to pass the Gintama chapter, and then the next world is determined, hunter! ! !

Those who call Naruto Shinigami's tutor, don't worry, there are all of them!According to the current progress, the total number of words in this article is estimated to be about one million, which is enough for me to write.

And what are the days of everyone's holidays, let's take a look at them, and leave the dog without holidays.

Thanks to Nea/M□□len~, the unique general attack of simple words, Mr. Dia lacks a girlish heart, and the rewards of Uncle Daopo, Phantom, and Silver Hair Picking Nose, what!