If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Tonight was an unusual night, and Sarutobi Yasuo actually had a faint premonition since the morning.

As one of the elite ninjas of the Imperial Court, he is never short of work.

Calm personality, quick work, few foreign objects can disturb his concentration, strong strength and keen intuition, if he can't see anything, even tomorrow, if he doesn't take off his glasses, then he is a perfect ninja with no flaws .

Of course, in view of the fact that except for himself who occasionally gets confused and forgets to wear glasses, few people can successfully knock off his glasses against this weakness in battle.

So even with obvious shortcomings, he is still one of the most reliable ninjas.After all, compared to vision problems, a guy who is troubled by hemorrhoids and whose wife is often attacked by force majeure foreign objects is much more trustworthy.

Changxiong's daily self-discipline is simple, except for tasks and practice, he basically has no hobbies. Even liking natto is not something that takes time or energy, but more like a passing habit of life.

Except that the guy who was attacked by natto probably wouldn't have thought about it.

Now Changxiong is working for the general, and mainly undertakes some commissions such as assassination and monitoring on a daily basis. The whole person hides in the night of Edo, more and more like a ghost walking in the dark.

His friend Quanzo Hattori, who grew up with him when he was young, advised him to reduce his work entrustment a little bit, and occasionally come out for activities during the day, to cultivate a hobby, and not to turn the whole person into a working machine.

This is a bit difficult for him. In fact, he is rich, the commission for elite ninjas is high, and he works all year round without bad habits, and his expenses are small, so he has already saved an objective deposit.

It is not a lack of capital for Changxiong to experience the world of flowers. He can try to go out for a day and try all the hobbies of young people. After he returns home silently, he can send him more work news.

Hearing what Hattori said for the first time, Ayuo, who had tried to find his interest but failed, tried to get some inspiration from his brother.

"Hobbies? For example?"

Hattori Zenzo saw that he was not a real workaholic, but just bored because he didn't find interest for a while, and he was willing to listen to persuasion, so he was half relieved.

Being willing to cooperate means half the battle.

He brought people to Don Quixote, a chain store, "to cultivate interest, it is very interesting to start from the direction of collecting small things."

"You see, the shopping mall is really an all-encompassing place, and anyone can find something to satisfy them in it." Hattori raised his index finger and said in a way, "Ordinary people, most of them are hindered by their spending power. You need to desperately suppress your desires here."

"Actually, I dare to say that at least 90.00% of people have had such a dream—that is, being selected by the store as a lucky customer, who can get anything on the shelf for free for a limited time."

"But you are different. You have money, but you don't have a wife if you save money. What others need to suppress is exactly what you need to release."

"Sa, let go of your restrictions now, follow your own desires, don't think about anything, push this cart, and once you think 'this is what I want', take things off the shelves quickly .”

Changxiong was taken aback by this set of seemingly reasonable theories. After thinking about it, he thought that maybe this is really a feasible solution.

So he pushed the cart, passing by the vegetable area, fresh food area, fruit area, meat area, boutique area...

Then stop by the daily fast food section!

Hattori, who followed him all the way, finally saw the dawn, and saw Akio reaching out, taking piles of instant natto from the shelf and putting them into the cart——OVER!

"Hey!" Hattori wiped his face, "Little monkey, you really can't do this, even the general is worried about you. He said that this kid will become a natto robot sooner or later."

"Look carefully in the mirror, hello!" Hattori pulled him to the whole mirror next to the supermarket shelf, "Look at this long face, you are the most popular handsome guy in the history of Yuiwaban."

"Don't you remember? The red rose is because I got close to you, but she couldn't talk to you. The day before yesterday, she put a rose with thorns in my ass five times."

"To be honest, there are people like this who treat other people's butts as enemies all day long. Is there any hope for my hemorrhoids to heal?"

"Don't push the blame on me without authorization." Changxiong ignored his accusation, "I remember that Red Rose attacked you because you, a fellow, ate the natal chocolate entrusted to you without authorization."

"I'm not too young, and it's only natural to want to marry someone. You don't make trouble, you don't talk about it, and you don't pursue it openly if you like it. Another woman has been broken so many times. I hope you will be abolished long ago. "

"What can I do? That guy likes you but doesn't like me." Hattori stretched out his hands and twisted his fingers, "How can he be cheeky to provoke a woman who doesn't care about him?"

"Don't look at me like this, I'm the young head of the imperial family, and the family has been passed down for so many years, and now I'm the only one. If you want money and status, I also have the aura of the rich second generation, okay? In short, my principle is that girls must come over and post back, and others will not make any compromises."

"Who would post a guy who hides behind a screen with his butt pouting and applying hemorrhoid cream on a date?" Changxiong sneered, "For this kind of thing, how many times have you been called to the police for obscenity and sent to the Shinsengumi on a blind date? ? Which time did I bail you out?"

"Okay, I was wrong, buddy, I beg you not to ruin the history." Hattori hurriedly stopped the words.

"In short, what I mean is that if you have a face and money, you should be surrounded by girls and have a good time. I didn't bring you to the mall to watch you buy natto."

As Hattori said, he wanted to pull down a few boxes of condoms from the shelf, "Look! This is what men should think about most in shopping malls, right?"

"This small and cute shape, incredible carrying capacity, and subtle touch, don't you really think it's tempting you to put it in the shopping cart?"

"It's as if you can use it frequently!" Changxiong poured cold water down, "I understand, you bastard, you still insist on pretending to be a veteran even though your ass is bleeding like a river."

"Which one of us doesn't know who? It was my mistake to put hope on you. Goodbye!"

"Hey, hey! If you want to leave, you have to pay for my hemorrhoid cream first."

Shuo ignored Hattori's yelling and went straight out of the supermarket.

What Hattori didn't know was that, in fact, he had already tried whether to try to fall into the gentle country.

He has been to Yoshiwara, where there are all kinds of beauties with various styles, various themes, and conforming to the development and consumption of the times.

But he felt bored in the dazzling land of desires. At that time, he was sure that he was simply an indifferent guy who lacked desire between men and women.

Only when I passed by a Queen's Club, when I saw the whip/claw, mouth/ball, rope, leather jacket, and high-heeled shoes in the window, I felt a strange feeling in my heart.

He tried to walk in and ordered the most expensive service there.

But when the whip came up, he subconsciously caught it with his sharp hand——

"No, it shouldn't be this kind of soft whip, it should be stronger, something that people can't avoid and don't want to refuse."

The lady of the Queen's practitioner said that I have such skills and still come to sell/chun?Went to rob the bank early.

Changxiong walked out disappointed, but couldn't find it everywhere, so he gave up the way of looking for girls to play with.

So when he heard Quan Zang go around and still couldn't find the topic he wanted, he left without looking back.

Besides, today was an extremely ordinary day, and even the task target was an ordinary guy.

But a premonition just kept lingering in his heart.

They are ninjas, a profession that dances on the tip of a knife and death. This kind of guy generally has a certain touch on important things, so he never ignores his intuition.

But it's different from the danger warning. It seems that something big has happened, which is enough to change the trajectory of the whole life, but it makes people unable to refuse.In fact, even to this extent, the instinct to protect oneself did not remind myself to avoid it.

It should be something good, right?

Changxiong thought, after all, the last time he had a similar feeling was when his best friend Tokugawa Momo became a general.

After dealing with the target, Changxiong quickly withdrew from the field, and his nimble figure flashed across the night sky like an uncapturable black shadow.When passing by the Shinsengumi settlement, that intuition began to clamor again.

There is something inside like a magnet that crazily attracts me to go in and find out.

To be honest, it's not that he hasn't faced off against the Shinsengumi before, just to wipe the ass of this guy Quanzang, and they will hate him, the perverted bailman, after a lot of times.

If possible, he did not want to cross the border easily with the idea of ​​keeping the well water from the river water, but before he finished weighing, he had already landed on the roof of a remote yard far away from the office area.

Then he saw the scene where his personality that had been maintained for more than 20 years was instantly shattered and quickly formed into a brand new self.

In this whole fragmentation and reshaping process, other people's personality switching is even more neat, and I have no sense of resistance and rejection, just like seeing this scene, I realized that I have been waiting for this moment for so many years.

The silver-haired woman in kimono had a teasing and insulting expression on her face. With a twitch of her hand, she pulled out the belt of the famous captain of the first team.

He has seen Okita Sougo's speed and reflexes before, but at this moment, there is no room for reaction in front of the woman. When she came to her senses, the belt had already been put around her neck as a temporary dog ​​leash. used.

During the boy's resistance, not only was it useless, but he was kicked down because of his unstable center of gravity, and he fell to his knees on the ground in a prostrate position.

The woman twitched the belt around her neck a little, and forcibly lifted the man's head up.

This gesture was too humiliating, and Okita who reacted was furious and ashamed, "Bastard——"

"Huh?" Just blurted out, the woman tightened her belt, and refrained from the rest of the words.

Then he loosened his grip before he was about to suffocate, and returned to the air.

Okita Sougo put one hand on the ground, covered his throat with the other hand and coughed a few times.Only then did I have to admit that I capsized in the gutter.

This guy is much more difficult than I imagined, not only because he has some thoughts, but with this skill, it is easy to crush him by force, so it is not a problem to deal with the earthworker.

But such a powerful figure would approach Hijikata in such an ugly disguise. If there is a picture, it must be a big picture.

Seeing his eyes rolling wildly, Yinzi knew that this clever child had thought of many possibilities. Although her purpose was definitely hidden in a dead corner of her thinking, the trouble caused by being over-prepared was similar.

So she wasn't going to give Okita room to react.

Ginko lifted the skirt of the kimono, stretched out her long legs and sat directly on Okita.The upper body pressed down, almost touching his back.

Okita could clearly feel the curves of a mature woman's body, which made him, who had rich theory but zero practical experience, panic, and then his face turned red, and his calmness and rationality were of course gone.

Yinzi stretched out a hand, hooked his chin from behind, rubbed his index finger on it, and then moved closer to his ear, "It's such a bad boy to run into the room of the big sister who lives alone so late."

"Hey, let's continue what we just didn't finish."

Okita didn't react at first, but he heard Ginko continue, "Are all the kids these days as cunning as you?"

"Obviously I have made mistakes, but I always try to pass the responsibility on to others. This is not okay. You must grow up to be a reliable adult. The first thing you need to do is to cultivate a sense of responsibility."

She got very close, and it seemed as if she could touch her sensitive auricle intermittently between opening and closing her lips, and the wet and warm breath kept spraying on her ears and the side of her face.

This made Okita's breathing messy, his lips parted slightly, and his expression showed a little bewilderment that a boy of his age should have been.

He didn't pay attention to what Yinzi was saying, but his whole attention was attracted by the warm and beautiful body on his body.

He shouldn't be so ugly!

Okita bit the tip of his tongue, and then regained his rationality a little bit, and then he heard the crucial sentence that Ginko said——

"Then, Okita-kun, please clean up the pudding you made by yourself." There was an itchy chuckle in his ear, "Just use your favorite method!"

As if hearing the sound of a string being broken, thin tears of humiliation welled up in Okita's eyes, "Who will listen to your nonsense?"

He gritted his teeth and flatly refused.

"Ah?" Yinzi's voice was full of doubts, "It's obvious that Okita-kun asked others so righteously just now, but when it's his turn, he can't accept it?"

"Hey! I found another terrible shortcoming. Double standards are not acceptable, little brother!" Yinzi preached, "If you want to fuck others, you must always be prepared for others to counterattack, only accept the benefits but not the disadvantages." The gap is not good."

"For me, Yin, Okita-kun, who can't afford to lose, looks uglier than being laid down like a dog."

"You—" Okita's teeth were about to be gritted, these light words, when he was in a weak position, each sentence was like a sharp knife piercing into his heart.

But is Yinzi a guy who is only satisfied with mental attacks?of course not.

Her purpose was not to make people lick the pudding on the ground, but when she saw that the fire was almost done, she adjusted her posture and sat up.

Okita was so humiliated in his heart, when the warmth covering his back suddenly left, there was still a gap and a burst of disappointment emerged.

But before he started to regret this feeling, a beautiful and slender white calf appeared in front of his eyes.

"If it's too difficult to clean up the ground, let's clean up the splash on Big Sister's legs first." Ginko was still sitting on his back, but one leg was stretched forward beside Okita's head.

She didn't notice it herself, and she had no way of knowing that Okita was pressed down and her sight was blocked. Only Changxiong, who was lying on the roof, knew how shocking the scene of exposing his entire thigh and abusing others was.

His heartbeat, which had always been calm, began to speed up chaotically, his whole body began to heat up because of this, and his mouth and tongue were already unbearably dry.

Changxiong's lips parted slightly, and his tender tongue swept inside anxiously, wishing he could replace that brat Okita and lean under the woman's body, and then——

Okita was dazzled by the white calf for a moment, and after listening to Ginko's words, he took a closer look, only to find that there were indeed a few drops of pudding residue splashed on it.

It was originally a bit of slovenliness, but now because of these words, this action, and this intention, it has become extraordinarily charming.

It's just that Okita didn't move for a moment, he just stared blankly at everything in front of him, but if he looked closely, his reaction was very similar to that guy on the roof.

Yinzi thought that the last trace of his dignity was still at work, and pulled the belt roughly, "Didn't you hear what I said? Lick!"

Not knowing whether it was physical tears or the humiliation of the final collapse, Okita's red eyes slipped clear liquid.

With tears just like that, he slowly approached Yinzi's calf, hesitating, and finally stretched out his pink tongue to lick it——

"Yeah!" Rao Yinzi had been prepared for a long time, but he couldn't help but hum softly because of the wet and itchy touch.

The people below seemed to be encouraged, and their movements gradually became smoother.

In fact, how much pudding residue can be splashed on the legs, and it can be licked clean in two strokes, but Okita has not stopped.

He even started to toss and turn his tongue on the skin without a teacher, and occasionally kissed gently along the lines.

"Heh!" The person on the body let out a deep laugh, which made Okita, who was addicted to it, flinch. "It's done very well, isn't it very good at cleaning? Is it so comfortable?"

Yinzi teased maliciously, but he was amazed in his heart.

This work/job, this talent, no wonder I can instantly control the audience when I go to the Cowherd's shop, and I found my natural career after being complained by the earthwork.

It's a pity that she doesn't have phantom limbs, otherwise she would definitely let the little brother lick her!

Okita didn't respond to her ridicule, but kept moving. Yin Zixin said that he was underage and couldn't sleep, and it was useless to let him lick his legs like a popsicle. Instead, it was this guy who was cheap, so he pulled the knot on his neck again. Belt loop "Didn't you hear? Is my sister asking you something? Is it really so comfortable to lick my sister's legs?"

When Okita was suddenly torn apart, there was a hint of dissatisfaction on his expression, but unfortunately he soon realized it, but he resolutely refused to speak, and only gave a soft 'hmm'.

Yinzi thought that this must be a complete defeat, since he couldn't really do anything to him anyway, keeping his gun and firing it would be causing trouble for himself, why not put it back and then slowly molested it, attracting him and Tufang to confront each other, and he would be better off Sit back and reap the benefits of the fisherman.

She pulled him up, untied the belt around his neck, and used some plausible reasons, such as children are obedient, not really asking you to lick the floor, just a symbolic punishment, since you are so obedient, let you go and so on.

With Okita's IQ, of course he wouldn't believe these flawed nonsense, but the moment he was let go, his reaction was not a sense of relief, but a loss that was over.

Immediately, the disdain for himself took over his mind, and he didn't have the strength to break through Yin Zi's words.

Seeing that she was bullying him halfway, he quickly wanted to drive him away. The first thing Okita thought was that Hijikata, who was going to get the clothes, was coming back soon. This guy just didn't want the two of them to be seen by that guy.

Suddenly, jealousy welled up in his heart. Fortunately, he had always been full of malice towards Tufang, and this jealousy did not cause him any psychological burden.

In contrast, in this similar position of choice, it is even more unacceptable that the other party did not hesitate to choose to take care of Hijikata's vision and kicked himself away.

But Okita wasn't of a pestering nature either, when he saw her say that, he just let out a cold snort and turned around and left, but the reaction left by a training/teaching was real.

He couldn't show his previous aura at this moment, instead he looked like a brat who got into trouble after being bullied.

It's no wonder that when he entered the yard and bumped into him, Tu Fang looked like a ghost.

Shy and surprised, Tufang handed the clothes to Yin Zi, but he didn't realize that this guy was still holding a belt in his hand.

Even Yin Zi was very annoyed by this carelessness, but fortunately Mr. Mayonnaise was blind at the moment, so she escaped unharmed.

So, what happened today is that before she came, she robbed a prison once, participated in a war, and fought against four top powerhouses in a row.

Up to now, I have not eaten anything except a bowl of red bean rice for glaucoma. The lack of sugar leads to a lack of energy.She really needs a break.

But the pervert shaking M in front of her, although she already knew that the fate of being fucked can't be avoided, even today, acquaintances will take turns to fight in just a few hours.

But can we change the time?

Where did Changxiong hear the mournful cry in her heart, at this moment he was reshaped in three views, he only felt that he had found the meaning of life, a stagnant life began to come alive because of the woman in front of him.

ah!That's how it is, a strong, powerful, and invincible person can crush him and bully him.

Just thinking of this keyword, Changxiong's face turned red, and his breathing was so rapid that he was about to spit out mist.

Yinzi kicked people away, "I said that I will quit that job, and I want to go to Jiyuan in spring, and hundreds of queens and sisters will serve you one by one. I guarantee that this trip will be worthwhile."

"It's already said that others can't do it!" Changxiong retorted loudly.

Yinzi was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth, "Damn it! You want to attract everyone, don't you? Believe it or not, I took off your clothes and made people kneel at the gate of the yard so they couldn't get up."

"Eh? Do you want to play the shame game?" Changxiong's eyes lit up with anticipation, "Then——"

"Don't take off your clothes!"

Seeing this guy messing around, Yinzi had no choice but to throw the clothes in his hand aside and push him down, finally stopping his movements.

But when he looked up, Yin Zi was struck by another thunderbolt.

After this guy was thrown down, he already made a shy and expectant expression, "Ah, Ah Yin! Is his name Ah Yin?"

"Miss Ah Yin, please, please use it!"

Use your sister!

She dared to date anyone but she didn't dare to date this guy. She was sure of money. Once she touched him tomorrow, this guy would take it for granted as her husband, and then he would dictate all kinds of things to her.

Don't talk about her big plan by then, you probably have to bring a leg pendant with you when you go out to buy an ice cream.

She knew that the guy who should have intersected with her in the world, even if she was a stranger now, would be affected by the other self on the other side of the dimension wall to some extent.

Even if it is Tufang, isn't being so easily seduced the reason for the natural strong attention to her?

But this guy, I just met him!The little ape next door passed on the terrible idiot plot to Yinshi.

Moreover, the moon is dark and the wind is high at the moment, and she even wonders if the little ape is making a surprise attack on Yinshi in the parallel world (you guessed it), otherwise how can such a heavy chemical reaction be explained.

Yinzi was so entangled that he couldn't get rid of him. He was so excited to beat him, but he couldn't really beat him to death. If he relaxed his hand a little, this guy would come over and take advantage of it.

Hold down his octopus-like hand, "Don't move, if you move again, I will slap your glasses and make you blind."

"Eh? Me, I heard that if you can't see your eyes, your body will be very sensitive. Please, please don't pity me."

"Oh my god! Get out of the orangutan, anyone can win the agreement if you take it seriously, it won't work for this guy."

Yinzi was sure that she was more serious than ever.

In the end, she could only coax her nicely, and even made up reasons why relatives were inconvenient to visit, which happened to be the same for Okita, and it was very convincing.

She asked Changxiong to go back and wait, and he would naturally go to him when it was convenient for her.

"Then, when is your date every month? Leave it to me to remember the date in the future, but you will punish me every day except for these few days!"

"Let's go!" Yinzi desperately pressed his head that was about to enter the room, and finally closed the door with difficulty.

The author has something to say: I should have taken it with me, but everyone said that I got a fake car. You can question me about anything, but you can't question my hard-working driver's license.

Come, step on the tricycle for you to see!

Xiao Yuan was very cold before he met Ah Yin, regardless of gender, once he met Ah Yin, he would miss his life!

It feels like the final lower limit of this article will be thrown away at the beginning of the Gintama chapter!

Well!Lie to you, in fact, I feel that this chapter is super bad, the broken tune/teaching did not write the awesomeness of shaking S at all, the writing style is limited, please don't scold!

Thanks soymilk kelp, Wu Jiudian, Nea/M□□len~ paper tiger dipped in vinegar.I'm overwhelmed, Mr. Dia lacks a young girl's heart, you have to study hard for a reward, meh!