If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

After leaving Yoshihara, Ginko realized that although the lights inside were bright, it was still daytime!

Because it was built underground, the light itself is not very good. It was ruled by Fengxian before, so it was dark, but after Fengxian was defeated and died, Yoshihara, whose sky cover was pierced, has no rules not to see the sun.

It's just that the conditions are limited, and in some places with dense buildings, they still have to be illuminated by lights throughout the day.

When the Shinsengumi and his party left Yoshiwara, as usual, there was a lot of onlookers.

Even if it is just a daily patrol, the police/police inspects Huajie. This topic alone is enough to arouse people's curiosity. How attractive is this eclectic topic of the rule of law.

You especially saw that this time, unlike before, there was nothing wrong with it, but a woman in scantily dressed clothes was brought out, and the idle men watching the excitement immediately regained their spirits, rushing to spread the rare news.

"That Yoshihara, it is said that he has been reborn, but he was caught by the police so soon?"

"You're joking, it's not normal for Huajie to have no problems at all? I don't know why Shinsengumi is so serious about the gray area."

"Now Yoshihara is a big taxpayer in Edo. Are these guys tearing up their skins and not afraid of being tampered with in the accounts?"

"It's not that easy to do. After the incident of the previous Night King was exposed, in order to gain the trust of the authorities and keep the place from being closed, Yoshihara took the initiative to hand over part of the surveillance rights."

"Fuck off! Why are two guys who haven't graduated from elementary school pretending to be so cool? No one cares about this."

"That's right. Speaking of which, what's the matter with this woman?"

"It's not like that yet. Either the women who were rescued lost their way, or they were not of legal age to pick up customers and operate without a license, or they were diagnosed with illness."

"Tsk tsk tsk! It's a pity, why haven't I seen such a beautiful face in Yoshihara before?"

"It's probably a new face. Looking at her clothes, it's probably from the Queen's Club."

"I, I like queens, I wonder if they can be brought back?"

Yinzi's expression became a little gloomy when he heard all the chattering words all the way.She has always been indifferent to what people talk about, and everything will be solved by breaking off the stinky mouth that sprays manure.

It's just that with this standpoint, since she wants to play the role of a weak and innocent little white flower in front of these tax thieves, who can't do anything if no one takes them in, she naturally can't jump up and flirt with the long-tongued man.

This made a guy like her, who couldn't bear the slightest loss, feel so uncomfortable that she scratched her head and wondered if there were any stones in the ground, and kicked them out to smash other people's testicles while they were not paying attention.

A gust of wind blew by, and Yinzi suddenly felt a weight on his shoulders, and saw that he had an extra coat on his body!

That was Shinsengumi's uniform, Ginko looked up, and saw that Mayonnaise-kun had withdrawn his eyes and continued to walk, looking straight ahead with no expression on his face.

It's just the blush on the pinna slightly revealing his shyness at the moment.

A thin layer of tears burst out of the silvery red eyes, Tufang looked down and saw it, he was in a hurry, and he didn't dare to speak up without authorization, so he had to vent his anger on the tongue-twisting idler.

He greeted Yamazaki, "Did you see those guys? Last time, the underwear thief, according to the clues provided by the witnesses, looks somewhat similar to them. Take them back to the bureau and check them out."

"Eh?" Yamazaki was startled, and then admired the deputy chief who was always thinking about the case during the inspection, "Yes, deputy chief, but there are five or six people in the direction you pointed, which one is it?"

"all!"

"That's not right, Deputy Commander, the figures of those guys range from [-] to [-] jins, and there is only one underwear thief, so it's impossible for everyone to be suspects, right?" Yamazaki asked doubtfully.

Tufang slapped the back of his head with a slap, "I said yes, why don't you catch him?"

"Yes! As ordered, Deputy Commander!"

Seeing that badminton Er Que led the team to arrest people, Tu Fang impatiently said "tsk" at the first trial, "Idiot, you have to be beaten up to be obedient."

After speaking, he finally mustered up the courage to look at Yinzi, "Then, don't pay attention to what those guys say, there are many idiots in the world who don't know what they say, so if they all take these words seriously, then don't live a life."

"Yeah! I know." Yinzi's eyes were still full of water, and he looked at Tufang with a grateful smile, which made him turn his head away quickly in shock.

Nima, I just want to stop starting, hey!Those salty wet uncles who gossip are back, no matter what you say this time, she won't frown, just listen to a few gossips, as for throwing a coat full of smoke on people?

This is a proper transformation of an insignificant mental attack into a powerful physical attack!

To be honest, glaucoma, did you really not see through Ah Yin's trick?Why do you have the feeling that you are deliberately tossing people?

Anyway, at least from an objective point of view, the atmosphere between these two people is getting better and more ambiguous.

Okita watched from the back with great enthusiasm, a mobile phone with the camera function turned on and taking pictures——

"Yoxi, I got a new emoticon pack, the girlish and shy Oni Vice-Chancellor. Let's print it out and hang it on the wall in the next regular meeting of the group."

Hijikata's ears were sharp, and he heard the words drowned in the crowd at once, his face became even redder, and he was so angry that he wanted to tear down Okita's cell phone, "Sogo—"

A group of people persuaded Jia to go back to the village. After finishing the field work, they had to sort out the accumulated official duties.

The earth party wanted to take someone to settle down first, but when he entered the door, he was told that there was a witness who had found a major breakthrough in an unsolved case. Because time was limited, he had to deal with it himself immediately.

When he was in a dilemma, the girl said that she didn't care, and that he could talk about it after finishing his official duties, and he just took this opportunity to visit the police station.

Although it is not good to bring women into the office, in fact, the Shinsengumi will regularly select citizens who submit applications to visit, and they have even done TV interviews before, so it is not a big problem to blur the concept.

But only in the general area, the earthworker arranged Yinzi to the hall for general disputes for her to look at first, ordered people to prepare some drinks and snacks, and then entered the internal office area with the subordinates who sent the message.

The subordinate who was ordered to prepare snacks "..."

It’s as if you’re not the one who chases people down here when you find a bag of potato chips. Within a radius of three miles of the Shinsengumi, no peddler dares to do business because of the fear of the deputy chief of the demon. Where can I find snacks now? ?

Yinzi looked at Shimizu and Senbei who were entertaining him, and resisted the urge to lift the table!

She said, she had never seen such a shabby girl-picking pose, if labor and management hadn't given the green light, the glaucoma would have been killed in the first line, and this emotional intelligence was destined to spend the rest of their lives together.

Immediately, the little moral uneasiness that surged up in the deceitful feelings disappeared, and he just laughed when such a beauty could add a touch of bright color to his doomed barren emotional space.

You can live your whole life relying on this memory, you are welcome, this is what she should do.

Immediately, Sakata, scum, and Yinzi wrapped up his shameless behavior in a brilliant way, and of course continued to wave those evil hands.

In fact, there is nothing to visit in the office area of ​​the Shinsengumi. The real case will not be arranged in a crowded place to increase the risk of information leakage.

The place in the back where visitors are not allowed to visit is the real work place. As far as Yinzi knows, Yinshi from another world has been invited in for prison meals several times.

Of course, the office area in front is not just idle. In fact, on the contrary, the guys working here are far more busy every day. After all, no matter how big a place is, there are always limited cases, and how to deal with trivial disputes every day Can't finish it either.

I was bored here, and I heard a roar not far away——

"Stop arguing, I don't care who the two of you are in the personal guards, just explain the reason for the fight honestly, otherwise you will feel better."

Yinzi turned around, and saw a policeman at the table behind him dealing with a fight.

The protagonists of the event were two teenagers, both wearing blue support uniforms with slogans such as 'Temple Gate Pass' and love written all over them.

A buck-toothed boy with blond hair combed into a baguette head, and the other cheered up Yin Zi, who didn't care much at first.

Isn't this her unfavorable little brother, who wears human glasses, has a slightly higher presence than No Taisuke, and who can't steal the protagonist's limelight at all except for his ability to complain?

If you say that this is a good boy, which protagonist doesn't like this kind of character?

He is sensible and obedient, and does housework without paying his salary (the guy who is in arrears of salary dare to say it), from his appearance to his personality, he is not aggressive, and he is unexpectedly useful at critical times, but usually there is no need to worry about his popularity.

In terms of important supporting roles, to be honest, that guy Gintoki is much luckier than Luffy and Naruto.

After all, there are a lot of fan girls queuing up to sleep with Zoro and Sasuke, which has faintly overshadowed the protagonist's limelight, but the guy in Gintoki has never been pulled down by a supporting role in the popularity ranking because of this successful role assignment. .

It was with such regretful affection that Yinzi walked over and slapped that arrogant buck-toothed boy on the back of the head——

"Don't you know how to be friendly with your friends? He said that Simentong can't pull [beep] and fart, so just follow along and get it? Do you know that just one word from you may destroy the image of a goddess in his heart, From then on, the beautiful illusions about women collapsed, and I suffered from misogyny in serious cases, and I couldn't get a girlfriend for the rest of my life—”

"No, it has nothing to do with whether he suffers from misogyny or not. Even if he doesn't have that problem, he can't deliver it." Yinzi paused and corrected his statement, "In short, your current behavior may make this glasses gentleman's family the last one in you." do you know?"

"Then according to what you say, you won't be able to get a girlfriend anyway, and it doesn't matter if you don't get hit or not?" The blond buck teeth retorted, "But it's too pitiful to hear you say it. Out of human sympathy, I Just apologize."

"Bazai, I'm sorry!"

Shin Shimura watched him finish his apology with a blank face, and then looked up at Ginko, "Ah! Although you seem to be standing up and speaking for me, it always makes people angry."

"Of course I belong to the same country as you, Ah Yin." Yin Zi hooked Shinpachi's neck, and the man's face turned red instantly.Yinzi shook the support uniform on his body——

"Tsk tsk tsk! Look at what you've become now, and you actually called the police station for a word. Originally, you could have existed as the president of Simentong's support club, let alone whether she would pull [Beep] Fart, even if you say that her stuff will turn into pink eggs when it accumulates to a certain extent, only people will agree."

"Eh? How do you know that I think so?" Shinpachi's face raised a light as if he saw a bosom friend, "It's just that we were already fighting before we got to this point."

"That's right, Ms. Simentong can neither excrete nor pick her nose. How can these filthy behaviors appear on goddesses? They are born different from ordinary people and must come from other planets. When the filth in the body accumulates To a certain extent, eggs with beautiful colors will be born." After speaking, Shinpachi showed a yearning expression, "Ah~ I seem to be collecting Atong's eggs."

Yinzi let go of the hand that was hooking his neck, and wiped the glaucoma coat, and now he didn't even dislike the so-called smell of cigarettes.

"No, compared to normal excretion and booger picking, I think your thoughts are more filthy, right? Is this the aura you add to your goddess? Are you really going to let this be recognized by everyone? This aura is made of shit Right? Are you really a fan of Simentong, not a black one?"

Shinpachi shook his head, looking disappointed, "I thought it would be rare for someone to understand me, but I didn't expect it to be nothing more than that, hmph! How can a mortal's comprehension ability appreciate the charm of Atong? You can't treat everything as a treasure, how can you say that you like her?"

Yin Zi continued to retreat, "Young man, you have not yet recovered from the second illness of secondary school illness. I will come to you after a while, so excuse me."

She doesn't want this kind of deputy. No wonder it is said that glasses have unlimited potential. It's just a little neglect for a while, and it has developed into a guy with such an incredible idea.

Yabai, she has to hurry up and take back the protagonist's position, otherwise she won't know what kind of self-development this guy will become after a long delay.

Yin Zi, who was backing, accidentally bumped into someone, and before she could react, she hurriedly said sorry.

Yinzi saw that it was Xin Baji's older sister, A Miao.

But the fact that she apologized made Yinzi jump up in shock.etc!You are the hidden boss of this show, a violent female orangutan who claims to be able to knock anyone down with a single punch, just as terrifying as Nami is to the Straw Hat Pirates.

Is it really okay to humbly face someone you beat up all day long?

Yinzi's reaction at the beginning was a little smug. Look at Yinshi's cowardice, she's just an ordinary good woman, and her face is covered with blood from being beaten all day long.

But before this emotion spread, there was a suffocating feeling of disappointment.

She has never realized like this moment that this is her own world, which is completely different from Yinshi's world. She takes advantage of the setting to peep everywhere, and often gloats at other jokes about herself.

But in fact, the one who should really be laughed at is himself, so what if he gets beaten up?They can hold their heads high and say that this is their own world, their own partners.

However, when facing the person who should be his partner, he has never had the same unconcerned stand as Yin Shi. The fact that A Miao apologized to him is the ironclad proof.

If it was Yinshi, no matter whose fault it was, he would just have to give him a beating, so he wouldn't be so polite.

Yinzi stared blankly for a while, and saw that A Miao had already sat next to Xinpachi. She kept scolding her younger brother, and pulled the blond boy with buck teeth to signal for the two to reconcile, but she didn't look at Yinzi again.

It was just an accident, just like if this person was not A Miao, Yinzi would probably not remember the other person's appearance after an apology, and now the situation is the same for A Miao.

Silver took a deep breath——

"Cut! What a shame about this kind of thing?"

When the protagonist's position is snatched back, the girls will definitely gather them back into their arms one by one.

"Huh? What did you say?"

The sudden question startled Yinzi, she subconsciously wanted to jump up and hit someone on the head, but when she saw that it was Tufang who came back at some time, she slammed on the brakes and steadied her murderer's hand.

The outstretched hand changed direction, and gathered the clothes on his body, "No, I'm just talking to myself, is Hijikata-kun finished?"

Hijikata blushed again when he saw how she was pulling up his coat, "Well—well! That's all for today."

Yinzi's feeling of a little bit of disappointment was suddenly replaced by all kinds of jokes (hopelessly). Is it really okay to be so flirtatious?Ah Yin, I haven't exerted my triple success yet.

But this reminded the earthwork, "By the way, let's solve the problem of clothes first compared to the residence."

That's what he said, but he dared not look at Yin Zi's clothes.

This outfit is very common in the pirate world where the theme is the sun and the sea. Even more than [-]% of women wear bikinis as regular clothes. Even if they disturb the battlefield, no one pays attention to the clothes. It's normal.

It’s strange to see it rarely. For a country samurai who just came out of the vast countryside, it’s amazing to be able to look at the arms of the girls when they fetch water and wash clothes. Seeing bad girls wearing improved kimonos, they will scold others for shameless diehards. Do you expect them to face such exciting outfits without changing their faces?

Yinzi felt bad again, but there was a grateful smile on his face, "Thank you! Hijikata-san!"

Hijikata's scalp was numb from being suddenly hugged. Her height was only average among girls, and her bones were slender. His short coat could easily cover her hips.

What could be more exciting than a girl in her uniform hugging her arm unconsciously?Tufang didn't know the tone of it, but in short, it wasn't something a guy like him could stand up to.

Along the way, he led people to the department store like sitting on pins and needles, but he didn't pull out his arm to ask for distance.

While his mind was fluttering slightly, he kept spurning himself, back and forth, his expression was pretty, and his already serious and intimidating face looked even more frightening. Everywhere he passed was empty of humans and animals within ten steps.

With his aesthetics, of course, he still appreciates women in traditional kimonos more. With such selfishness, he stopped at the entrance of a kimono shop instead of going to those fashion shops.

In fact, wearing a kimono is not a big deal. I followed Shoyang and mostly used kimonos since I was a child, but she is very active and often fights with others, so it is definitely impossible to wear it in a serious manner.

In the end, Ginko chose a kimono with a blue auspicious cloud pattern on a white background, cut off the long sleeves, and lined it with a black top with red cuffs on the cuffs.

It's not that he is on the same level as that good-for-nothing, after all, he is another self, and his taste is not much different.

Seeing the person coming out of the fitting room, Tufang inevitably had a flash of surprise in his eyes.

She doesn't look like a traditional kimono beauty, on the contrary, she looks more like a fashionable girl with an aggressive and dazzling beauty, her eyebrows and eyes are not gentle at all, but delicate and upright, without any classical rhythm.

But she was wearing a white kimono, and the wide embroidery was cut neatly, which became his most displeasing improved design, but it was more dazzling and moving than any kimono beauties she had ever seen.

Hijikata lowered his eyes——Hey!Wake up, this is not the type I admire at all.

But the type I admire has never been able to mess up my size like this.

After changing into this outfit, it was much more pleasing to the eye, Yinzi left the clothes given by the ladyboys in the trash can of the clothing store without hesitation, and finally got rid of the tobacco-smelling coat.

In fact, there are a lot of things that need to be purchased when the money is penniless, just like wearing clothes in a vacuum is actually not comfortable at all, and after finally growing a pair of big breasts, you have to be responsible for it, right?

But when she proposed to buy underwear, she just said a word, and the earth officials changed the subject loudly as if frightened.

Tsk!Still the same sentence, being a virgin is troublesome, I didn't say anything about you being hypocritical.

But at this moment, the favorability level has not yet reached the time when it can be done in heaven, so it is not suitable to be too impatient to leave a frivolous impression, even if you take the initiative to take action, you have to create an illusion of ignorance and innocence.

Otherwise, she would be in the morning, and she would still be tangled up.

It was a little late after shopping for clothes. Hijikata said that the cafeteria of the Shinsengumi was probably closed, so it was best for the two of them to eat outside before going back.

Yin Zixin said that the young man was quick enough to get started, so he learned the trick of looking for opportunities to show his favor in such a short time?

Of course, she agreed with 1 people. How can the Zhenxuangumi cafeteria be as good as the colorful world outside?Are they going to a western-style restaurant with a lot of desserts?Or go to the novelty Tianren Hotel?

"This is?" Yin Zi asked blankly.

"This is a restaurant I often come to. The boss is very kind and will satisfy customers' requests, and will not drive people out for the reason of disturbing other diners' appetite like other restaurants."

Of course I won't drive you out. Besides you, is there any other customer in this kind of dilapidated store that can affect your appetite?

Hemp egg tax thieves just pick, so what, is that it?The more greedy you are, the more guilty you are, so you try your best to show yourself poor.

In fact, a wall, a bed, and a refrigerator are other people's whole world.

Yin Zi was no longer able to repay her hope of eating desserts. Lacking sugar, she followed people into the store like a ghost, and listened numbly to Hijikata's greeting——

"Miss Boss, it's the same as usual - two copies!"

Blush you paralyzed!Have you considered other people's feelings?

"Hi!" The proprietress agreed, and then joked to Hijikata, "Mr. Hijikata, have you found someone to eat with you? That's great!"

The earthworker didn't dare to answer this question at all, it was the boss who saw that he was so embarrassed that he was about to get into his stomach, so he stopped the boss's wife and asked him to work.

Soon their order came up, because it didn't take time to make this stuff, how long would it take to put a bowl of rice and squeeze a lump of mayonnaise on it?

"Scatter! Eat it, this is the most delicious thing in the world, I hope you will like it too." Men always clumsily share what they think is the best with those who are happy in their hearts.

"No, I won't eat this pile of dog food!"

Fuck?The most delicious thing in the world, it's not the first day for me to come to this world, how can I be fooled by you?Even a newborn baby who hasn't eaten anything will spit on this delicate shape, right?

"Huh? Did you say anything?" Hijikata was indulging in the smell of mayonnaise, but he didn't realize what Yinzi had just muttered.

"Ah, no, no!" Yinzi folded his hands together and raised a bunch of bright smiles. "I'm really happy. I like mayonnaise the most. Last time I ate ten of them in one go."

When Tufang heard this, he was immediately overjoyed. His usually expressionless face was no longer soft now, and it would definitely not violate the degree of harmony when he smiled the next moment.

Thinking of the taste that no one has understood so far, and the disgusting eyes of all parties, he felt that the girl in front of him was an angel.

"Then together—"

"It's a pity that after that time, I was allergic and stayed in the hospital for half a month, and I can no longer eat mayonnaise..." Yin Zi cried sadly, as if the love in his life was cut off.

This is actually very easy to do, as long as she replaces mayonnaise with dessert in her heart, she will feel that her true feelings will be revealed, and her despair will flood like a flood on her back.

Seeing the battle, Tu Fang immediately panicked, and he didn't dare to touch her, he was flustered and didn't know what to do.You can save others by yourself, if he encounters the same situation.

One day, I was suddenly allergic to mayonnaise, and I could no longer taste its deliciousness in this life. I suddenly felt sad, and I was about to cry with Yinzi.

"Ah! But the doctor said that it can be replaced by something else." Yinzi suddenly put away tears like turning off the faucet, "Boss, please..."

After some explanation, she smiled at Hijikata, "When the doctor says you want to eat mayonnaise, you can use sweets instead."

Then Tufang saw sticky red beans piled up with sticky rice that night.

"Scatter! Let's eat together!"

To be honest, for Hijikata, who doesn’t like sweets, his appetite will be greatly reduced just by looking at it, but when he thinks that this thing is a substitute for mayonnaise, he suddenly feels kind and cute again.

It feels good to tolerate each other, and Hijikata smiled, "Then, shall I treat you to more sweets in the future?"

"Huh? I'm so happy! Although it's not as good as mayonnaise, Mr. Hijikata's treat is still very happy."

Hijikata lowered his head and pretended to eat, only to think that today's mayonnaise seems to be more delicious.

Yinzi tilted his head and spat, Xiaobian, fight with me, in the future, Ayin, I will try my best to ignore the premise that there is mayonnaise in front of me and squeeze out more sweets.

You can understand if you like unrestrained mayonnaise, right?That utterly insatiable thirst.

Look, that's the difference between her and that idiot Yinshi. Such an easily resolved dispute didn't know how to fight with glaucoma to the end of the world.

It was already sunset when I left the store, so it was time to go back home without saying anything.

Tufang is now much more natural in the face of Yinzi, and the two of them even talked about a lot of innocuous topics along the way.

However, when passing by a place, Yinzi stopped abruptly.

"What's wrong?" Tu Fang asked suspiciously with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Well, I suddenly feel a little sick to my stomach." Ginko smiled sheepishly, "Mr. Hijikata wait for me in the park ahead, I will come later."

Girls' questions can always easily make him blush, Hijikata grunted in agreement, and then fled away.

It wasn't until the guy's back completely disappeared from sight that Ginko put away his coquettish smile.

She took a deep breath, turned to the side, and after walking tens of meters, she saw a figure surreptitiously wearing a white pet sticker.

A gust of wind blew a small advertisement to her side, Yinzi picked it up and took a look——

Search notices!

Then below is her silly face drawn by some shabby painter.

Yinzi suddenly had a heart attack, took a deep breath, and lifted his foot.Started, approached the run, then jumped up and kicked the whole person towards that person——

"Idiot! How can I have you, who is not in the situation all the time?" Yinzi patted the flyer in his hand, "I'll die long ago when you can find someone like you."

At first, the kicked person thought they were being attacked, and the white pet also raised the writing pad and was about to smash Yinzi's head.

But the moment he heard the voice, the longing for him finally broke out.

Gui San got up, wiped a handful of blood, and rushed over to hug Yinzi's thigh, "Yinzi, you are finally back, where have you been? I'm looking everywhere, everywhere!"

Elizabeth's billboard was on its way, and when she saw her owner's reaction, she rubbed her feet on the ground and stopped.

Yinzi didn't let him go, kicked Kaigui, and pointed at Elizabeth, who had an innocent expression, "What do you want? Just ask what you want? Hold back your tears, don't pretend to be cute, don't think I didn't see you Leg hair."

Undeterred by being kicked away, Gui rubbed himself against Yin Zi like a candy, "Don't be angry, let me see first."

As he spoke, he twirled the silver in a circle, and then burst into tears, "You've lost weight!"

The resident next door was about to curse when he opened the door, Yin Zi covered Gui's mouth, "Do you still remember that you are a wanted criminal?"

"follow me!"

The author has something to say: I discovered the psychology of my codewords. For example, I set [-]. After [-], there is still a bit of tail anyway. Let’s change it to [-]. When it reaches [-], um, it’s not far from [-]. Let's work harder, and the result will be more and more.

Damn, my aunt is protesting!

Look at how much I am a mother, I have dysmenorrhea, and all my daughters do not suffer from dysmenorrhea.

Thanks to my nine temples, Jinjinjinjinx, paper tiger dipped in vinegar, Mr. Dia lacks a girlish heart, so you have to study hard and give a reward, okay?