If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

The closer it was to the battlefield just now, the stronger the poisonous gas became.

Gradually from being uncomfortable to becoming a burden with every breath you take.

Feng Kelei covered his mouth and nose, and walked forward with difficulty. Even approaching became such a difficult thing, so how could he pray that Yinzi would escape unscathed?

Desperate in his heart, he couldn't help but burst into tears again. When his eyes were blurred, he saw a silver-white figure appearing in front of him——

Eh?

He quickly wiped away his tears, and his vision became clear—yes, it was indeed silver.

At this moment, she has disarmed the armed state in the battle. As she expected, although the toxin cannot be completely blocked, such a domineering venom can still buy this moment of time, which shows that in terms of abilities, domineering still has a restraining effect. .

In the end, Magellan's hard blow really made Yinzi suffer a lot. During the close combat, the distance was so close that it was completely within the coverage of the hell trial.

Not even her speed could escape the torrent of venom that was on her way.

When being submerged, Yinzi didn't just sit still, she launched a full blow with her own swordsmanship.

There is nothing fancy, all the secrets are concentrated under that slash. She used this move to split a speeding car in half, cut off a spaceship that sent troops from heaven and man, and even broke through the monstrous sky caused by an explosion. waves.

This time, he can also split a life in a seemingly hopeless situation!

That's how she believed in herself. It's one thing to be tired and cowering before doing it, but as soon as the blades collide, all her thoughts will fade away, leaving only unshakable confidence.

The so-called seriousness means that anyone can win, that's what it is, it's a cheat for her courage.Something more fundamental than the orangutan's so-called setting.

After breaking through the hell trial, Yinzi was in a mess. She herself had experienced a lot of trials, but her clothes were not like that.

The one on the outside has almost rotted away, and the remaining area is very small, and the visual effect is not much more conservative than a bikini.

Yinzi couldn't help muttering, this is a disadvantage in the setting, compared to other crews who avoid the setting of the triangle area no matter how they fight and explode their shirts, the king of their crew is the mosaic!

The damned orangutan has no fear after having the mosaic, not to mention the triangle area, even the dirty Babylon Tower does not know how many times it has been openly missed.

Even Yinshi as the protagonist is not immune!

If there was one thing good about her losing her job, it was that she didn't have to openly fuck her mosaic in front of the screen.

Feng Kelei hurried over and pulled her out of the range of the poisonous gas, and dared to speak this time.

He opened his mouth to cry, holding Yinzi's hand and looking at it distressedly, "It's so pitiful, this is a girl's delicate skin, look what it looks like now?"

"Here, here, it's worse than being exposed to the sun for ten days, and the left cheek is rotten..."

"Wooooow! Poor Yinzi!"

Yinzi looked at the shemale with a blank face, and said it was not surprising, and even touched every inch with his hands.Although I was very happy and moved when I saw him come back!But where is this acting?

He opened Feng Kelei's hand, "Hey! Don't think that you can take advantage of it blatantly because you are a shemale. Ah Yin, I am worth a lot. Do you know how much you have to offer if you touch a black skin? I told you not to touch it. Already!"

Feng Klei gave her a look of 'you're so naughty', "Stop moving! Let me take a look first, tsk tsk tsk! Look carefully, it's not just a problem of toxins, you don't usually take care of it, right?"

"I knew it when I saw it. Look at the feel, the calluses, what is this? Is it the mud that I didn't wash off after taking a bath?" He rubbed his fingers in disgust.

"It's rare that the gods made us precious girls. How can you treat yourself so rough? I'll make a strict maintenance menu for you after I go out, and use body lotion and maintenance lotion for me."

"Please remove the word 'we', thank you!" Yinzi rubbed his goosebumps, "I told you not to touch it—still touch it? I know, Ayin, my beauty has broken through gender, and even a ladyboy can't parry it. You Did the guy have evil thoughts?"

"Evil thoughts? Yay!" Feng Kelei waved his hand, "Why would I have evil thoughts about a body like mine? You don't have chest muscles."

"Hey——, someone here has lost his face!" Yinzi suddenly felt angry, where did one or two get the self-confidence (you yourself are the same)?

She grabbed Feng Klei by the collar, "Don't think that the butt grows on the chin, I dare not beat you because of shame."

"Where are you like Ah Yin? You have big breasts, long legs, and a dog-eyed beauty. Friendship is one thing, but you have to face the gap in image honestly. Forcibly pulling Lao Tzu down is the real thing." What did your friend do?"

"What do you mean by pulling it down?" Feng Kelei was angry, "You think you are better than the shemale, right? Where does the little girl get her confidence?"

"As for us transvestites, we have both the toughness and uprightness of a man, and the gentleness and softness of a woman, with both hardness and softness, and the harmony of yin and yang. It is a species gifted by heaven. Friends who thought they were Luffy would not be as self-righteous as the fools outside. I didn't expect that your awareness is nothing more than this."

"Hey hey hey!" Yinzi covered his mouth and pointed his tail finger and smiled meanly, "You pile up, even though you shamelessly pile up good things on yourself, you still soften the differences between men and women, you are the one who dislikes both sides Knead, knead, knead and become yourself, right?"

"Look in the mirror before getting self-indulgent. Where does the self-confidence come from? It's on par with Takarazuka beauties like Ah Yin and me."

"Who do you call leprosy?"

Feng Kelei was so angry that he jumped his feet. Seeing that the short-lived friendship between the two was about to fall apart, a woman's shrill voice suddenly came from not far away——

"Ahahaha! This is an ugly pirate. Selfishness and greed are in nature. Even if we form an alliance for a while, a little bit of ridiculous interest will collapse." Wearing a pink queen's leather jacket, the jailer Sati with big waves and blond hair is waving a whip. Come over in a monstrous way,

The four jailor beasts move out at the same time. They look wickedly cute on the outside, but only the prisoners here know that when the wailing and begging for mercy are completely unable to impress these cruel jailers, their cuteness will change. How creepy.

Yinzi and Feng Kelei were arguing vigorously, and they both wanted to strangle the obstructive guy to death, but as soon as outsiders intervened, they hooked up shoulder to shoulder at lightning speed——

"Look, Xiao Feng! Someone is wearing a leather jacket with rivets and fringes that was outdated decades ago and turned this place into a show!"

"Pfft! The blond hair is half-covering her face, does she think it will increase her aura? In fact, the only thing people think of is that she doesn't dare to show her mung bean eyes."

"That's right, sure enough, mung bean eyes are an indescribable pain for a pretender, just like the other blindfolded monster Doge-kun."

"Eh? You think so too?" Feng Kelei raised his palm and struck silver, just like two mean high school students finding someone else's point of ridicule.

"Actually, even though this guy is wearing a queen's leather jacket, his figure is completely unrecognizable. Yinzi, you should take off her clothes and teach her how to behave. In front of a real nicebody, you have to behave with your tail between your legs."

"Yeah~" Yin Zi shyly covered his face and slapped him, "Xiao Feng is really, if you say something so embarrassing, Ah Yin and I are just a little bit better than her, there is not such a big gap, teach her to be a man How embarrassing."

"Hahaha! Don't worry, shemale won't lie."

"Actually, I think Xiao Feng can also teach her how to make up. So with low makeup, do you really think that a red lip can make you look sexy?"

"Ah! I have retained the experience after years of exploration." Feng Klei patted his head triumphantly, "It's too early to preach, but this guy's color system is indeed too monotonous, and his lips seem to be painted with mosquito blood." Same, really unbearable."

This mutual flattery of stepping on others instantly strengthened the precarious friendship, but little Satie, who was a third party, didn't think so.

The warden has absolute authority in the prison, which prisoner doesn't tremble when he sees himself?The fear and painful groans of the prisoners are her spiritual food.

But now, instead of kneeling tremblingly in front of her, there are two daring guys who take pleasure in making fun of her.

With a wave of the whip, the four Jailor Beasts behind him attacked at the same time——

They are cows with maces, rhinos, zebras, and koalas with tiger fingers.

Feng Kelei's melee combat is also very good. Shemale boxing has already become a big success, but the strength of Jailer Beast should not be underestimated.It was already difficult for him to face the koala with tiger fingers alone.

Just about to cast a sorry glance like Yinzi, expressing that he could not share more pressure for her, he was stunned by the scene he saw, and his reaction froze for a moment when the koala seized the opportunity and punched him away.

But before he flew into the air and landed, he saw the koala was also attacked and fell down——

It's Yinzi, she killed three of them in an instant, and took the time to avenge him!

Is it so strong?

Feng Klei, who got up, touched his swollen face. In fact, this was a meaningless worry. Would the guy who could escape from Magellan be weak?

With that kind of ability, there will be no fluke. When he thinks that his friend is far stronger than he imagined, he suddenly feels proud again——

Luffy has such a reliable partner, presumably the difficulties and dangers in the new world will make people feel more at ease, right?That's great.

"You, what are you doing? Don't come here! Ah~~~~~"

He was feeling emotional here, and saw that the little Sati had been dealt with non-stop.

She whipped out the other person's whip, took it in her hand and waved it close to little Satie who was sitting on the ground and kept retreating.

She has a lewd/evil smile on her face—oh no, a cold smile, compared to the little Satie who has lost all her momentum, it looks like an incredible crime scene.

"Come on, come on, what are you hiding from? If you fight against each other, you will suffer. It's a pity that Ah Yin has never lost on Shaking S." It allows you to perfectly switch from S to M, and the whole process is painless. Let’s have a shot, girl.”

"Yeah~~~"

The entire fourth floor let out a sharp howl, and when she came to her senses, the scantily clad Queen S had been tied up by Yinzi in a shameful way and hung in the air.

Little Satie's face was blushing at the moment, with glistening saliva hanging from the corner of her mouth, and a honey smile on her face, as if she had been successfully trained.

"Sarcasm! Xiao Feng, let's continue on our way!"

Facing the girl who was smiling brightly and harmlessly back, Feng Kelei silently took two steps back.

The fourth floor seems to be a bit empty now, presumably Bucky and the others who passed by first had already made a fuss before Little Sati and the others could react, and released a large number of prisoners.

According to Feng Kelei, MR.1 is locked in this layer. Compared with the abilities of Xiao Feng and MR.3, MR.1 is a real fighter, even if he lost to Sauron at that time.

However, as the No.1 under King Qibuhai Crocodile, his strength should not be underestimated.

Since Bucky and the others are fast, Yinzi can go directly to the monster king Ivankov.

When Yin Zi mentioned this, Xiao Feng also said that he thought so.Although it seems that she is fine now, who can say for sure about toxins?

What if it has already invaded the interior and destroyed the internal organs?It is safer to uproot it as soon as possible.

The new Shemale Paradise located on the 5.5th floor of the prison, headed by the Shemale King Ivankov, only Feng Clay, who is also a Shemale, can find the way there.

Because after a certain incident, the entire transvestite group disappeared from the prison's sight, and only by crossing an 'impossible road' can they reach the prisoner's paradise they established.

Fortunately, it's not far away. We only need to pass through the fifth layer of extreme cold hell. With Xiao Feng leading the way, we should be able to find it quickly.

So now there are two problems, one is good news, because the fifth floor is too cold, no monitoring bugs are installed.

They can move freely there, even if Magellan's incident is revealed and the prison launches a larger-scale cleanup, they can still handle it with ease under such conditions.

The other is bad news, Yin Zi——she's afraid of the cold!

"No! Don't put the hat on me when you disagree with me. The one sitting behind the computer typing, your clothes are so torn to walk in the ice and snow? Then let's talk about the fear of the cold."

"Are you talking to me?" Feng Klei took off the coat of the jailer who was beaten unconscious, and threw it to the silver that had shrunk into a dog.

"No, I'm just too angry to make the guy on the other side of the Dimensional Wall calm down."

Yin Zi shivered and put on his overcoat, and finally came back to life.

During the period, they met Hannibal, the deputy director of the prison. How can I say this?

Yin Zi knocked people out with a stick, and made Xiao Feng use his ability to copy his face, and there happened to be a door that could only be opened by a person with authority in the prison.

They were still thinking of violent demolition, but that would risk exposing the Shemale Paradise, which is just right now.

It's just a pity for Xiao Feng, Hannibal, a pervert who flaunts his strength, often has to be naked even if he is frozen like a dog in the extreme cold hell in order to emphasize his aura.

Yinzi compared his heart to his heart, seeing Xiao Feng's face turned blue from the cold, and his snot snot freezing, he took a deep breath——

"Xiao Feng! Come on!"

He was speechless, but he still held out his thumb to Yinzi to express that he didn't have to worry.

When the two of them fooled around and came to Shemale Paradise, this group of sharp-eyed guys were having a party happily.

When the person who gave the signal opened the door, he saw two little frozen cats sneaking in through the crack of the door. They didn't bother to say hello, and went straight to the stove.

"Oh! This is really a rare visitor!" The monster king Ivankov with a big purple head came over, "How did you break through two floors to get here? Feng Jiang?"

At this moment, their tongues were already straightened, and Xiao Feng shook the icy scum on his body, "Outside, it's already a mess outside, my good friend made a big fuss."

"I'll talk about this later. In short, please save my friend first. She was poisoned when she was fighting Magellan, and she is already dying."

After speaking, his head was slapped, and Yinzi looked down at him with bursting veins, "Who is dying soon? When did the life crisis trigger? Why don't I know?"

Xiao Feng hurriedly pressed her head down, maintaining a respectful attitude towards Ivankov, "This lord is very merciful, as long as the situation is a little more miserable, he will definitely be treated immediately."

Things were not as rigid as he thought.

Ivankov heard the words and pulled the silver over, "Huh? Have you fought Magellan?"

He took off the overcoat that was no longer needed and looked carefully, "It seems that the little girl is very strong just because of this injury, and she is still so energetic after escaping from that Magellan's hands."

"Yes, yes! Ah Yin is very powerful." Xiao Feng agreed.

Yin Zi opened the two guys and patted You Rongyan on the shoulders, "What escape? I won! That guy is clutching his scrapped intestines, and he is probably unconscious and pulling Xiangyang."

"Eh?????"

The eyes of the two popped out of their sockets at the same time, and their painting styles were extremely consistent. After shouting, they waved their hands, "Little girl/Ayin really knows how to joke."

"We can understand the self-esteem of young people, and it's understandable to exaggerate the reality occasionally, but defeating Magellan is—"

"That's right!" Xiao Feng has been immersed in the relief that she is fine since he found her, and he still dare not even think about defeating Magellan.

Yinzi twisted his ear, "You'll be a respondent once you get here, right? See the red venom? That's Magellan's blood."

"Red?" Ivankov was much more knowledgeable than Xiao Feng, and he was startled. "Judgment from hell?"

Then he quickly confirmed the remaining venom on Yin Zi's body again, "There is nothing wrong with this, this overbearing poison is indeed that move."

"How on earth did you survive against them?"

"It's said that capable people have been turned into shit. If you don't believe what I said, Ah Yin, things will be difficult to deal with! Time is limited, so let's skip this step, shall we?"

"No need, I believe it!" Ivankov said seriously, "That move is too overbearing and has a wide range of influence. Normally, Magellan would not dare to use it lightly. It will destroy a large area of ​​the prison."

"Once it is activated, it is bound to encounter an enemy that will definitely be defeated. If it has not reached a certain strength, it is not worthy for him to launch this move. And if you retreat completely, it means that he is in danger."

"Anyway, since he is Xiao Feng's friend and defeated Magellan, he is a distinguished guest of our Shemale Paradise. If you need help, just ask."

Yinzi breathed a sigh of relief, and finally didn't have to worry about this matter. She took the hand of the demon king and said seriously, "Thank you for your understanding and righteousness. There are indeed many things that need your help. Especially the most critical link, it is up to you." , then please."

Ivankov swallowed his saliva, and was agitated by this serious request, "You said, no matter how difficult the battle, the promise made by the ladyboy must be—"

"Please use hormone injections to turn me into a man!"

"Eh?????" The two demons were frightened by her again, their expressions shifted and their eyes popped out of their sockets.

"No, Feng Jiang, why are you so surprised?" Ivankov asked, "Isn't she your friend? Don't you know that she has such dangerous thoughts?"

"No, I haven't found any signs of it along the way?" Xiao Feng shook his head.

It's the same impact as a friend who usually looks like a man quietly went to take off the balls one day.

A beautiful girl like her has always been the envy of transvestites, why is she so overwhelmed?

But the idea of ​​the ladyboy is to accept the true self calmly, no matter what others think, as long as it is what Yin Zi wants, Ivankov will not dissuade him.

"Sa--, it's coming!"

The nails turned into hormonal needles, reminding Yinzi one last time, and when she got an affirmative reply, they finally pierced neatly into her neck.

"This is a good thing. Not only can it change the shape of the body, it can also metabolize the residual toxins you inhaled during the battle through hormones. Sa——, the skin has begun to recover, and now you can witness the process of the birth of your new self."

Even without looking at it, Yinzi could clearly feel that his body was undergoing rapid changes. The bones, muscles, and skin were constantly shifting and reorganizing, but unexpectedly, it was not uncomfortable.

Yinzi even obviously felt that he had been raised a bit, and his vision was wider. The pair of papayas on his chest shriveled at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally fixed into beautifully shaped pectoral muscles.

When the changes stopped, Yinzi stroked his hair and took the mirror handed over by Ivankov.

The silver hair that was originally just curled up and looked cute has turned into a mess of natural curls—tsk!This point is indeed difficult to flatter a horse in Yinshi, and one can only envy it. It is indeed inexplicable to look at Huo Da.

Excluding this point of dissatisfaction, the whole face is indeed the appearance of Gintoki who has been peeping from the dimension countless times, the big red eyes have completely turned into fish eyes, no matter how you look at it, you can't cheer up.

Is this just a face? An expressionless face makes people want to beat him up, but even so, it is a proper protagonist configuration, and there is no need to worry about the protagonist setting of any unemployment crisis.

"Well~ that's really good!" Ivankov blushed and held his face. "It's really rare to see such a good character with both male and female bodies."

The surrounding ladyboys are also jealous of the sudden appearance of the muscular man, even though there are ridiculous rags hanging on his body, but this makes his figure show off even more.

"Tsk tsk tsk! These pectoral muscles!"

Someone wanted to touch it, but it was opened by Yin Zi——

After opening it, she felt something was wrong. She is a man now, afraid of touching her chest muscles?

Yinzi was so happy that he wanted to cry up to the sky, now that he even had all the tools for committing the crime, he kicked the trio of tax thieves away when he returned home, regained the protagonist's throne, and then settled the debt with Takasugi.

Thinking of the scene where that guy resisted his incompetence, Ginko showed a happy smile that was about to break.

Then she stretched out her hand to touch it with certainty——

"what!"

The author has something to say: I want to go to heaven!It's just six thousand, are you still overlord my little angels?

Here is another Diarmuid small theater:

Diarmuid: Master, tell me your wish, I, Diarmuid Odina, will bring victory to you even if I sacrifice my life!

Yinzi: It doesn't matter what the Holy Grail is. No matter how shabby I am, Yin, I wouldn't have the idea of ​​a chamber pot filled with mud.Yoshi, your task from now on is to follow Jin Shining, if he doesn't pay attention, you will go out and snatch his earrings, one snatch is enough for us to eat for half a month, I believe you, you can do it.

Diarmuid: But, Master, this kind of behavior is too frank and contrary to the spirit of chivalry. Please forgive me for not agreeing.

Yinzi sat down on the ground, patted his thighs and cried: My fairy is banging!This guy knows that his master can't even eat, but he still wants to pretend to be aggressive. Does it mean that I won't violate the way of chivalry by starving your Master to death?You don’t need to eat, of course you won’t have a backache while standing and talking, how many meals will you be hungry for?

Diarmuid blushed: Master, in fact, you don't have to eat, if you replenish each other's magic——

Yinzi: Huh?Why don't you go to heaven if you don't give food and still want to take advantage of girls? (Crying again) What the hell did this do? I finally summoned a follower, thinking that I saw the hope of life, and ended up fooling Ah Yin like this?I can wipe my neck.

Diarmuid: The hope of life? (blush, then flustered) Master, don't cry, don't cry, I'll just do it.

Diarmuid: (blackened laugh) It's just that whether his ear will be pulled out a gap every time he snatches it is not my concern.

The above is purely due to the author's madness, and everyone knows that I haven't read the original work, so don't tell me if there are wrong settings, because I don't know, Zao is so irresponsible, kill hahaha!

Thank you for your reward, Chi Bao, Mr. Dia, who lacks a girly heart, please!