If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

This kid Luffy is very cute, very straightforward, and the bright smile in his big eyes will make people feel infinite joy and vitality at any time.

But in many cases, you would really think that the word 'MDZZ' was created for him. Yinzi never thought that a person could apply it so specifically.

Until I met Luffy!

He just has the ability to be caught off guard and drag any conspiracies and tricks into the sun. The timing is accurate, the strike is ruthless, and it matches that innocent face.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't underestimate you, since you are naturally black, after all, you have been sitting on the top spot for so many years, how can you not have a way of survival?

Seeing that things were about to get serious, Yinzi was so shocked that the snot came out of her nose. Compared with Luffy, she looked more like a mentally retarded person.

But that guy still didn't let her go, ignoring the empress's aura of killing people, shaking his silver arm called coquettish, but it was really a shaking of the knife——

"Hey~ sister-in-law, I'm really hungry, give me food, I want to eat meat, big pieces of meat!"

After the sound, Yin Zi's liver trembled, she didn't dare to look back at the empress behind her, a sense of doomsday fear of being caught dominated her heart.

"Ahaha!" She imitated Sakamoto's kind of ambiguous smile, and when she debated carefully, she was slightly different. In short, she looked superficially guilty.

Ginko slapped Luffy's head off, and the thing was still dangling up and down on his neck due to the rubber body.

"Aren't I hungry? Aren't everyone hungry? You're the only one who has too many things to do! Have you forgotten your mission? Now is the time to work hard, starve your body and focus on cultivation. How can you expect you to save Ai when you keep thinking about eating?" S?"

"Eh????" Luffy seemed to hear a thunderbolt from the blue sky, "Do you need to be hungry to save Ace? What if you don't want to save him for a moment?"

"Huh?" Yin Zi was so startled by this logic that his mouth crooked, "You, what are you talking about?"

"Look!" Lu Fei even drew, "We are free pirates. Pirates will eat meat when they want to eat meat. If Ace needs meat in exchange for his freedom, then he will still stay in the cell. Bar!"

Ginko thinks this is not good, but it is inevitable that her body will always be hollowed out. She does not know where to take out a piece of paper, and writes Garp, Ace, Sabo, Maginot, Dadan, and the Straw Hats on it. names, and meat at the end.

Then handed the paper to Lu Fei, "No, look, what's the first word you see?"

"meat!"

"What's the most important thing?"

"meat!"

"If everything has to disappear, and only one thing remains in the end, how do you choose?"

"meat!"

Ginko nodded, then laughed and tore up the paper as if his world view had collapsed, "Come and see! We're pinning our hopes on a terribly selfish ghost!"

"Is this the nautical spirit you emphasize? Freedom, adventure, family affection, companionship, and so on are not as good as a pile of meat in your eyes, right?"

"Hey! Give up!" Usopp patted Yinzi's shoulder with tears in his eyes. "This guy doesn't recognize his relatives when he's hungry. Last time I wanted to snatch a piece of meat from his mouth, and I almost lost my hand."

Yinzi also cried, "So that's what happened, thanks to our self-righteousness, we are willing to let go of everything, so that there is no room for those old-fashioned outdated settings. It turns out that we are the ones who are really naive, woo woo woo! What the hell is this? Boy? Luffy is like this, will I have a way to survive when I meet Xiaojie one day?"

Luffy didn't understand which song this was singing, but he was so hungry that he wouldn't think about anything, he just kept acting like a baby and wanted to eat.

Yinzi cried even more when he shook her, and once she woke up, she felt the frustration of being cheated for 20 years.

But the matter was not over yet, Yinzi herself was led astray, but the empress' focus of attention was never diverted.

Seeing the virtue of the straw hat boy, she rolled her eyes for a moment, put away the evil spirit all over her body, and turned to smile.

This smile is overwhelming, and the busy Nine Snake female crew members on the coast, the straw hat gang, including Nami Robin, are all in a state of mind.

There was a smug look on the corner of the queen's mouth, and she turned to Luffy, "Hey~ Aijia asked you a question, you have to come back honestly, boy!"

"It's annoying, don't get in the way when others want to eat, I'll blow you away!" Luffy yelled at the empress.

"Annoyance, annoyance? Obstacle?" The Empress took two steps back, with the same appearance as the world view of the silver being shattered just now.

She never thought that the charm of traveling the world for so many years would be caught off guard here, on a poor kid with messy hair?

Unforgivable, just working together, when the set of words is out, this kid, including his eldest brother, can die.

Under the strong motivation, the empress did not go crazy, but said softly, "As for the food, Aijia has plenty here, and there are all kinds of meat."

Her sweet and ethereal voice seemed to be poisonous, but once Lu Fei heard the meat, why would he care about other things?

He threw away the money in an instant, and turned to look at the empress with bright eyes, "Really?"

Seeing that Yin Zi was staggered by him, the empress felt distressed, and she had to smile and hold back not to tear the boy into pieces.

She first ordered the crew who delivered the goods to take a piece of ham to send Luffy away. Fortunately, this guy has a particularly good mouth when he is hungry, and he will not let go of dark dishes, let alone the ham that can enter the eyes of the Nine Snake Pirates.

The empress saw that the atmosphere in his body was easier to discuss when he gnawed, so she asked again, "Boy! I ask you, what's your brother's name?"

"Ace!" Other people who sensed something was about to stop him, but Luffy poured it out without even thinking about it.

have to!So I bought my brother clean.

The Empress thought the name was familiar, and immediately realized, "Ace? That Fire Fist Ace?"

"Ok!"

"Where is he now?"

"I don't know. Yinzi said he was going to die, so he tried to save him."

The empress breathed a sigh of relief immediately, and her gentle and friendly attitude disappeared. "Oh? Really? Then go to hell!"

Luffy, who was eating ham, couldn't help looking up for a moment, looking a little confused.

The empress sneered, and snatched the ham from Lu Fei's hand.

Luffy immediately yelled, "Hey! What are you doing? Give it back to me!"

"This is the food that Ai's family robbed on the merchant ship on their way back, specially left behind for Yin Zi's cooking. You little beggar is also worthy!"

Seeing that Luffy wanted to jump up and grab him, the empress swung the ham with a hammer to drive him into the ground.

"Come here, lock up this group of guys and push them into the pot to feed poisonous snakes at night."

The Empress's order was absolute, and the members of Nine Snakes acted immediately, and Yinzi didn't care about crying at the moment, and put together his shattered three views, sticking it together, and hurriedly jumped out to stop it.

"Hey——you're not Su Daji, why did you suddenly switch the painting style to horror mode, stop and stop!"

"Who is Su Daji?" The empress frowned, "Just hearing the name makes me feel uncomfortable."

"Don't worry about it, it's just the hostility between peerless beauties that breaks through the walls of history and dimensions." Yinzi waved his hand, "That's not the point, have you forgotten what I told you?"

"But~" the empress acted like a baby softly, and Yinzi's bones were all shattered immediately, "This guy has said unpleasant things for a long time."

"And what happened to Fire Fist Ace? Sure enough, there are people outside behind your back, right?"

Yin Zixin said how long did labor and capital know you?You shouldn't have said this on a first-come, first-served basis—no, it's just a mental retardation to fool Luffy, and she didn't really have an affair with Ace, what a guilty conscience?

Fortunately, although the empress is concerned, her basic IQ is still a bit higher than that of Luffy. Under Yinzi's comfort and hints, she finally put away her hostility, waiting for Yinzi to explain to her later.

A group of people followed the Nine Snake Pirates into the country, and they were naturally welcomed by the empress.

As pirates that everyone shouts and beats everywhere, even though the Straw Hats have helped many people, there are still a large number of people who are grateful to them.

But this is the first time for such a large-scale welcoming atmosphere on the surface, right?Especially when all of them are scantily clad beauties, the shock is that everyone has to be smug.

Not to mention Sanji and Brook (?) who lost blood frequently to the point of shock.

The empress is a woman, but her configuration in all aspects is beyond the reach of most men. The real golden ultimate version of the domineering president—the domineering emperor!

The common problem of those in positions of power is that they like to show off their financial resources in front of their sweethearts, so thanks to Yin Zi, an unusually grand banquet was held tonight.

The whole country is decorated with lanterns and festoons, singing and dancing, and people bring out the freshest and most delicious food. Their emperor is an arrogant and indifferent person. Why has he ever welcomed guests like this?

Since she came to power, Daughter's Island hasn't hosted this kind of banquet in more than ten years, right?Although many people murmured whether they were about to have a queen, but in short, it was enough to have fun. After all, they were also pirates, and pirates liked banquets.

Because it is a place where women gather, even if it is so lively, there is a refreshing fragrance.

Seeing the excitement, Lu Fei instantly forgot about being treated too much, gobbled up the special delicacies and praised the Empress as a good person.

Except for Nami Robin, all of them have received varying degrees of onlookers because of their unusual looks or because of their gender differences.

Chopper was held in the arms of the little girls and fed all kinds of snacks, while some boyish ones crawled on Franky and asked to transform into robots.

Sauron's drinking capacity was targeted by the female men, and they confronted him one after another.Seeing that they were not inferior to men in their boldness, Sauron gladly accepted the challenge.

Among them, the happiest ones are of course Sanji and Brooke. They are perverts and perverts who are usually shunned by girls, but because of the rarity here, they can hug left and right at this moment.

The two were so moved that they cried, and they all confirmed that this was the happiest moment on the entire voyage, and inviting Yinzi to join was the only thing Luffy, an idiot captain, did.

The group of people didn't stop making noise until the middle of the night, and they fell to the ground and fell asleep.

The empress picked up Yin Zi, who was drunk and drunk, and walked all the way through the banquet hall to put her on the bed in her bedroom.

In fact, there are many things to ask her. She is no longer satisfied with a one-sided understanding of Yinzi. Where does she come from?What is the picture?And how did they gather the newcomers, the Straw Hats, who have been gaining momentum recently in just a few hours?

The empress guessed that Yinzi might be responsible for a certain mission, but when she thought that the center of the purpose was not her, she became uncontrollably jealous.

But the feeling of jealousy has not dissipated, and he is happy for her unreserved trust and please.Before she could cast aside her worthlessness, she was overwhelmed by the pride that only she could help her.

The empress held her face and lay on her side observing Yinzi's sleeping face, stroking her beating heart from time to time——

What the hell is going on here?Strange - but so light!As if the body is in the clouds, floating!

Sanji was the first to wake up the next day. He desperately wanted to prepare breakfast for Ginko, Empress and Nami Robin, so he borrowed the palace kitchen.

In the ultimate happy workplace surrounded by cooks, a sumptuous breakfast is completed. Not to mention that the standard is only at the level of ordinary people. If you are hungry, you can eat raw eggs and rice with a decent amount of money. Even the extremely picky empress treats him His culinary skills were recognized.

It is only prepared for girls, and the men are criticized for only using dry bread.

The special training after dinner was also on the agenda, but before Yinzi opened his mouth, an unexpected voice rang out from the dining room.

"With all due respect, Snake Princess, the Straw Hat Pirates are fine, but Shiroyasha is a villain who committed a felony at the level of a demon slaying order. If he takes it in without authorization, he may push the entire country into a dangerous situation. For the sake of the overall situation, please return now." Just send her away."

The one who spoke was mother-in-law Zha, the former emperor of the daughter country!

The empress was feeding silver with pudding, and she immediately became unhappy when she heard this, not to mention her mother-in-law who always disliked her!

He slapped the plate heavily on the table, and the Empress tapped on the table with her index finger——

"Let Aijia talk about it. According to your opinion, Aijia's intentions must be a shot in the face of the country, right?"

As he said that, he sneered twice as if he had noticed some incredible joke, "Hmph! Not only are you old and dim-sighted, but you are also good at whimsical ideas."

"Listen, the meaning of the existence of this country is to serve the will of Aijia. Making Aijia feel happy is the biggest premise. If necessary, even if you go through fire and water, you should do anything to achieve Aijia's goal. The mere threat is to make Aijia feel happy. Aijia goes against his will? This is simply chasing after the end."

"Yes, Nine Snakes may be in danger because of Aijia's willfulness, but the people will definitely forgive Aijia and fight bravely. If you want to say why—"

"Because Aijia is so beautiful!

Appeared, the incomparable arrogance of the Empress!

The mother-in-law was so angry that she hammered her cane down heavily, "Snake Princess, you can't do this—"

In the middle of speaking, the empress grabbed her by the hair, carried her mother-in-law, and threw her out of the window——

"Master She Ji, why do you treat the old man like this?"

The maids in the palace were dumbfounded!In addition, everyone who was dining felt that they were in trouble, and the atmosphere became awkward.

The empress turned her head and made a cute and pitiful look, and a hundred flowers bloomed in the room——

"Don't be careful!"

"That's right! Everyone has slippery hands!" The maids nodded desperately in agreement.

"Why, mother-in-law, she ran into the hands of Master She Ji without authorization." There were also illogical excuses for her.

"Is it because the hair is too frizzy?" Said gently and considerately, "Next time, I will definitely take her to do hair maintenance."

Only then did everyone see the truth. One country, one voice, and had a deeper understanding of the obsession and worship of the empress by the citizens.

Although they are in heaven, they really didn't come to play.

In terms of everyone's abilities, in fact, Tyrant Xiong took them to the sky at the beginning. It can't be said that it was bad intentions, which also gave Yin Zi a very high reference.

But first of all, there must be a reliable teacher——

Yinzi glanced sideways at the empress beside her, as if she was not strong enough, in fact, Yinzi had taught her about domineering, as a rare domineering look, the empress had actually used it to perfection, and Yinzi benefited a lot.

But putting this burden on her head, Yin Zi could not guarantee that she would not be distracted, she would become sticky as she practiced. At this moment, she deeply felt that the comfortable environment was the biggest test for herself.

Fortunately, she is self-aware and has prepared for today.

So when Lei Li appeared on Nine Snake Island out of thin air, Yin Zi was not surprised at all.

"We made it so obvious, didn't that guy expose himself?" Yin Zi asked Tyrant Bear.

Lei Li shook his head, "Probably Xuan, after all, Huang Yuan is present, and despite his stupid appearance, that guy is actually incredibly shrewd."

"But there's no need to worry, that guy's time is numbered, and he said he was very pleased to be able to help so much in the end." Rayleigh comforted.

Yinzi waved her hand and said that she was not entangled in this. Some people's fate can be changed by desperate efforts, but some people do not wait for me. If the sense of responsibility is too overflowing, she would have been crushed to death by guilt 800 years ago.

Where are you jumping so happily?

"Then, the Straw Hats and me, we plan to improve our strength by at least two steps in a few weeks, please!"

Raleigh sighed, "Roger! How much did I owe you in my previous life? So that I am still collecting debts after being dead for so many years?"

Pluto Rayleigh, as the deputy of One Piece, has undergone the most thorough tempering of strength, physical skills, swordsmanship, domineering, and the conventional power system has almost no shortcomings for him.

The huge experience gave him a specific understanding of power, which can withstand the excavation of any genius who is making rapid progress.

Lei Li looked around the Nine Snakes Island and nodded, "It's really a wonderful place. There are jungle beasts, deep-sea giants, everything, no wonder the women are brave and good at fighting, and they have more backbone than the men in most places. "

"Hmph! Of course, this is the territory of Aijia!" the empress looked up proudly.

"Yoxi! Let's get started. First, the straw hat boy, the swordsman, the blond boy, and the naughty girl. Come with me." Lei Li called his name, and then said to the rest of the people, "Reindeer boy, long nose The little brother and the orange-haired girl first go to the jungle to play with the beasts."

"Eh?????" Nami Choba Usopp and the three huddled together in tears.

But the tears didn't move Lei Li, he then said to the remaining three people, "It's a bit difficult for you guys, I'm not ready for today, you warm up for a day first, so what the emperor, if you have time, don't confront me The kind girl is drooling, let's loosen the muscles and bones for these three people."

Before leaving, he reminded, "Ah! If you are really unhappy, just hold the idea that these guys are the main culprits that prevent you from getting along with the people you like, and let's vent it."

Immediately, the empress looked at the three of Robin and her eyes changed, and Brook even thought that he would be killed.

The author has something to say: This is all right, the corner of the wall has been completely dug out, once the empress has one person in her heart, the other has no chance to enter, so give me a dozen of such dedicated girlfriends.

Did you all see my new cover?Thank you, little angel Yudai, you are the one who ended my streaking road, please in the days to come (Get out! You have the cheek to let people work for free.)

Thanks to Guo Xiaofu and Xun Xiaoyu, the Lily girl who loves both romance and beauty, Zheng Jiang, 婠怪思, ice fruit flavored curry, pure and unpretentious coquettish little bitch~, Mr. Dia lacks a girly heart, Lion Light, Xiaoyu, Oh, you can give a reward, okay!