If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

When the Empress learned that she was going to be separated from Yinzi so soon, it was like a thunderbolt on her head.Almost fell into lovesickness on the spot.

Yinzi calmed him down with good words, and insisted on parting ways halfway.This is also to dispel the suspicion of the Nine Snake Pirates.

Otherwise, she set off from the headquarters and arrived at the Chambord Islands. The felon also went ashore. Although the Tianlong people are stupid, the high-level navy is not blind.

But the headquarters is not far from the Chambord Islands. If you disembark in the middle, there is no land as a transfer. Yinzi resigned to his fate and asked for a small boat without any logo, and rowed to Chambord.

After paddling for a while, she became sleepy, and she was lazy again habitually. Seeing that the water flow was heading towards the destination, she put away her paddle and began to lie down and sleep with peace of mind.

The virtue of not doing enough to succeed but more than failing is fully utilized by her.

When he woke up, Yinzi opened his eyes to see the vast blue sea and blue sky, it was already afternoon.

Thinking of catching a fish and eating it and continuing on the road, I realized something was wrong with me——

What's the matter with the rope tied around the body?

Looking at the environment is not right, how did she move from a small boat to a big boat?

The huge pirate flag was fluttering in the wind, and there were many people standing or sitting on the deck. Seeing that Yinzi woke up, someone said, "Finally woke up? I have never seen a woman so heartbroken at sea." big."

Another person agreed, "There are pirate ships coming and going, she actually slept in the open air, I slapped her face, her hands hurt and she still didn't wake up. How did she look like this and she hasn't been targeted by human traffickers to this day?" ?”

Only then did Yinzi realize what the pain in her cheeks was all about, and she struggled to sit up, "Which bastard fanned you? Get out!"

The eyes of everyone subconsciously looked at a big man with a knotted beard, and the silver exploded on the spot. Right."

"No, I'm going to throw up." Yinzi retched for a while, tilting his head, and asked everyone on the deck, "You just watched this kind of tragedy happen? Are you going to die? Are people really so indifferent in this world? Disembowel me."

Pirates, look at me and I look at you, and finally realized——

"Did this girl make a mistake?"

"Look at the rope on your body, you're looking at our banner! I'm a pirate, a pirate, do you think we're a search and rescue team? You're still chattering."

"Listen, you were the private property of our Kidd Pirates when you were caught from the sea. Do you realize the current situation? If you don't want to suffer, just shut up obediently."

"Ha! A group of playful-looking cannon fodders really dare to think about anything. Let me tell you, you'd be disgusted if you put it in Lao Tzu's film crew for lunch." Yinzi laughed disdainfully, and then caught a word——

"Wait! Kidd Pirates? That copycat Magneto?"

"Who are you calling a counterfeit?" The pirates became furious, and one of them tried to fix her, but was stopped by his companions.

"You see, the captain has been single for so long, and it's not easy to catch such a beautiful one. If she becomes the boss, we'll have to call her the proprietress, so don't offend too much."

The other disapproved and shook his head and said, "With such a mouth, the captain's hot temper is probably unbearable, and he will definitely be dumped in less than a week."

"It sounds pitiful, so let's bear with it!"

Yinzi laughed, and she yelled to the sky, "Hey! There are a group of ugly bastards here daydreaming! Beautiful girls who won't even look at them in fantasy are falling into my hands!"

"Mr. Duo, I misunderstood you. It's not that you are too shameless. The overall level is only so low. What can you do?"

"Who do you think is ugly?" A guy with a machete scolded angrily, "I don't even ask, the Kidd Pirates are the most popular among girls in the South China Sea."

"Don't, don't, don't! Don't repeat the fact that girls have to poke themselves blind to make a living."

"The bitch—"

"What have you been arguing about since just now?"

The pirates who were being furious and wounded fell silent when they heard the voice.

At this time, I saw two people coming out of the cabin——

A red-haired man with goggles on his forehead and an evil and arrogant expression.The other was wearing a polka-dot shirt and a weird hole mask on his head.

It was the captain of this ship, Eustace Kidd, and the second in command, Kira.

Seeing the two of them, the pirates immediately stopped entangled with Yinzi, one of them took out a clean handkerchief, regardless of Yinzi's willingness, he just rubbed his head.

After confirming that the pretty little face was wiped clean, he nodded, and rushed to Kidd to ask for credit——

"Captain, we tied a woman back for you!"

Kidd originally thought that you could find any woman who could see with the eyes of you sows like Diao Chan, but after the crowd dispersed, his words were blocked by the exposed face.

The girl's silver hair was short and curled up, and her face was rubbed red, but it was undeniable that she had delicate features and a graceful figure, she was indeed a rare beauty.

Thinking that the newcomers of this issue will gather in the Chambord Islands soon, comparisons are inevitable, and having a beauty by their side is also something to show off.

Kidd was rarely satisfied with the flattery of his stupid subordinate, and raised his chin at Yinzi——

"come over!"

A vein burst out silently on Yin Zi's face—Huo Da.

The pirates under her command untied Yinzi with great insight, and she didn't turn her face when she jumped up, instead she turned her eyes and put on a smiling face.

She trotted over with the vigorous and delicate steps of a female high school student, sat next to Kidd and hugged his arm——

"Hey, my little brother is so handsome—ah! Ah Yin is so stupid—bah, my heart beats faster."

Kidd didn't show it on the surface, but he was satisfied with the woman's uprightness in his heart. Such a sensible guy can't be recognized as a companion to bring him to the new world.

Looking at the wine glass and cigarette lighter on the table, he said, "It's not enough to just say good things, but you also have to be able to serve people. There is always time for lighting cigarettes and pouring wine, right?"

"That's right, if you don't know, you have to learn for the little brother!" Yin Zi complimented with a smile.

He pulled out a clean wine glass swiftly, and filled the glass with strong vodka.

Yinzi ignored Kidd's hand reaching out to take the wine glass, "How can I do this kind of thing myself? Ayin, I'll feed you!"

Kidd smiled evilly, "Huh? The little girl has a lot of tricks." But he also expressed his enjoyment of the beautiful girl's flirting.

A glass full of spirits was brought to his mouth, and Kidd was about to taste it, when his hand slipped——

He poured the whole glass of wine all over his head and face!

Kidd wanted to get angry at the time, but he looked down and saw the girl's flustered and terrified expression.

"That's right——I'm sorry!" Yinzi covered his mouth in panic, "Ah, yes, let's light a cigarette and calm down—"

"and many more!"

The people around didn't have time to stop him, only to see that guy hastily grabbed the lighter again.

"Boom—" The wine-soaked red hair burst into flames, and Kidd's head suddenly felt like a ball of fire.

"Yeah, it's water!" Yin Zi screamed while pinching his throat.

The deck instantly became a mess!

Kidd wanted to reprimand these guys for being calm, but before he even opened his mouth, he was slapped by someone who didn't wash his clothes for half a year.

The smell of the stench being evaporated by the flames made him almost go into shock, and his quick reaction became dull and dull.

Seeing someone coming over with a bucket, Kidd hurriedly stopped, "Idiot, stop—"

It's useless, that guy poured water on him!

Kidd, with his half-burned bald hair, was a chicken with a lot of virtue, not to mention shining among the newcomers of the same period. If he didn't laugh at one of them, it was because he didn't have the nerve to laugh.

He scanned everyone around, and finally his eyes fell on Yin Zi, the culprit.

"Oh! This is fine! But the little brother is still very handsome, so don't lose confidence in yourself!"

Kidd saw that she couldn't hold back the upturned corner of her mouth, and she was sure that she had been tricked.

He sneered, he is bloodthirsty and brutal, but he has no principle not to kill women.

Activate the magnetic force to control a knife at will, and the pocket head is like a silver shot--

Objectively speaking, Kidd's abilities are really powerful, and physical attacks are really convenient and hard to guard against.

It's a pity that he hasn't practiced well yet, Yinzi nimbly dodged his head, even if the knife turned back along the track, it was a matter of hitting the hull with one stick, and deeply embedded in the deck.

"Huh?" Kidd looked over now, "No wonder he dared to seek death here. It turns out that he still has something to rely on."

"Well! Just kidding, how many times have I said it—a sense of humor!" Yinzi still has the kind of virtue that you get angry because you are small-minded, and people will get angry when they see it. I was tied up by you and I didn't see you screaming for beatings and killing."

Kidd didn't quibble with her, and directly turned his power to the maximum, and there was a clanging sound on the boat, and those steel weapons armed his left arm in an instant, looking like a cold steel giant.

He nimbly controlled his left arm like silver, and he didn't care about the calls of his subordinates to stop him from messing around on his own boat.

But that woman was much more flexible than he had imagined, she jumped around like a play, and she was easy to see, the ferocious blade didn't seem to pose any threat at all, just like facing a child with a weapon in hand.

Kidd was almost mad by this knowledge. He was already irritable and impulsive. Seeing that he couldn't take down that guy for a while, his aura suddenly became higher.

At this time, even the iron nails on the ship were creaking, and it seemed that the whole ship would be dismantled due to such disorder.

In order to save the poor ship, Kira drew out his two knives and slashed at Yinzi regardless of Kidd's battle.

The number of his sword skills is the same as his attire, which is cruel and weird, and the angle of swinging the knife is cruel and ruthless. When this kind of guy is thrown on the battlefield, no matter how many people he can kill, just his movements are creepy enough. .

Ginko finally stopped being careless, she pulled out the wooden knife directly, everyone's eyes were blurred, and after realizing it, Kira lost her center of gravity and staggered to the side——

As for Kidd, his arms condensed with steel swords were smashed apart, and before those things fell to the ground, Yin Zi's figure had already appeared in front of him.

As if time stood still for a moment, when the weapon slammed onto the ground and made a loud noise, Kidd's throat was firmly held against by a blunt object, not sharp, but absolutely impossible to ignore.

"Bastard!" Kidd didn't expect to be killed at the entrance of the new world, and he was still a character he had never heard of.

But defeat is defeat, and his strong self-esteem does not allow himself to deny this battle ugly.

"what do you want?"

Seeing that he was so forthright, Yinzi was too embarrassed to mess around, so she waved her hand, "Aren't you going to Shampoo Land? Take Ah Yin for a ride."

"Wait!" Someone suddenly said, "Captain, you can't take this guy."

"Huh?" Kidd glared at the speaker in displeasure, but he was slapped in the face by his own people for the promise he just made. This is not something he can do.

"No, if it is seen that we are with this guy, we will definitely attract the Navy's order to kill demons."

The man frantically opened a newspaper, "Look, it's her, you just received the newspaper this morning, aren't you still complaining about a guy who took away your No. "

Kidd's complexion changed, he took a look at the newspaper, and raised his eyes to look at the money for a long time, "A bounty of [-] million, whose name is unknown, is an extremely heinous criminal who has committed an unforgivable felony, and is nicknamed 'White Yasha' for his unique features."

"Really you?"

"Give it to my brother-in-law. This nickname has been with me for many years. I saved it up on the battlefield. These shameless people will pay for it."

Kidd really laughed at this moment. Not only did he not listen to his subordinates and keep away from Yinzi, but he became interested in this matter, "I am also very curious, how did you get such a high bounty overnight?"

"Let's hear it, we have done a lot of things along the way, but those guys are always stingy, how did you do it?"

"There's no reason written on it?" Yinzi took the newspaper suspiciously, seeing that Guo Ruo didn't say anything about what she committed, but only repeatedly emphasized her viciousness and shame, and immediately understood that those pigs also want face.

Ginko returned the newspaper to Kidd, and said lightly, "Simple, beat up a Celestial Dragon, and keep your pirate group above everyone in the same period."

Even Kidd, who was not afraid of anything, was shocked by her words and his face changed drastically.

She was right, but only if she survived the Demon Slaying Order headed by the Admiral.

Naturally, the speed of the big ship was not comparable to that of her paddling. While speaking, the outline of the Chambord Islands came into view.

Yinzi snapped his fingers, grabbed a piece of cloth from someone, and covered it.

"When I go ashore, I will go first so that I won't implicate you."

Kidd really wanted her not to underestimate people, but considering the power of the Demon Slaughter Order, the lives of many of his younger brothers, and his unfinished ambitions, he did not refute Yin Zi's approach after all.

"Hmph! Although you're an angry guy, I admit that you're talented."

"Come on." Yinzi didn't like to hear these words the most, "If I had the guts, there would be no room for you to mess around."

After speaking, he jumped off the boat!

Luffy has to be found first, Ginko doesn't know if they have reached the Chambord Islands, but it's best to find someone before they cause a commotion.

Yinzi walked along the port looking for the Golden Sonny among the docked ships. At first, he didn't think so, but after searching for a long time, he realized how unplanned he was.

First of all, this is an archipelago, and any place along the coast can be used for mooring ships. If she continues to look for it, the supernovas may have joined the navy warships to attack, and she is still circling on the beach.

Then just go directly to the place where the group of them will definitely gather and just sit back and wait?

After pondering for a while, Yinzi was the first to delineate the slave auction market.

In fact, the most ideal place is with Raleigh, the king of the underworld. Quietness is suitable for talking about things, and you can also ask him about domineering things by the way.

But it's not as easy as finding Sonny directly there. Since it's out of the world, it's not a place you can just ask for directions on the street.

Yin Zi knocked on her head, she hated the book when it was time to use it, this saying also applies to comics, why doesn't she have a photographic memory to remember the name of other people's bars.

Complaining is useless, and the slave market is still hard to find.

In fact, the area is very well delineated. A large piece of hell from 29 to [-] is a gray area full of illegal transactions. There are countless auction places. How do you know which auction house caught the mermaid little sister?

Yin Zi also thought that that place seemed to belong to Brother Ming, and suddenly felt that the scope was further narrowed, so he rushed to ask.

As a result, nine of the ten black markets belonged to him, and other forces had been squeezed out of their way of life long ago. Yinzi scolded people to death in his heart, so he had to push open the door of the auction one by one.

At this time, in a certain auction house, the bidding for the mermaid has been overwhelmingly suppressed by the rich and powerful Tianlongren.

Nami closed her eyes in despair, she couldn't save her friend with the money in their hands.

The other rising stars who were present were either shameless, or simply watched the fun, but with a gunshot, the murloc Xiaoba fell to the ground, making the whole venue tense.

Someone released a murderous intent on the Tianlong people!

The pirates who are aware of this, no matter what position they are in, did not stand on the sidelines at the beginning. Following the straw hat boy's every move, it may bring subversive changes to their trip.

Luffy stepped up the steps step by step, his round eyes that were always full of optimism and fearlessness were frozen at this moment, Charlos stopped him and fired two shots.

The rubber body deflected the bullet, the fist was already charged, Luffy raised his arm, and was about to punch the guy who dared to hurt his friend in the face.

At this time, the door of the venue was opened with a 'bang'——

When Yinzi opened the door, he knew that he had finally found the right place, and his cloth head, which had been covered for a long time and became sweaty, was pulled off and thrown on the ground.

"Fuck, Straw Hat Luffy!" She was still out of breath, "But I've been screwed."

The sudden movement caused all eyes to focus on her, and Kidd, who had been separated from her not long ago, changed his expression. Even those with a better memory, who recalled the newspapers they read this morning, suddenly realized that the visitor was not easy.

"Are you looking for me?" Luffy was puzzled for a moment, and then his expression returned to serious. "Then I have to wait until I beat this guy up."

Only then did Ginko turn his attention to Tianlongren——

"Oh? It's you again?"

Charlose's nose came out, and he looked in the direction of his older sister, "Shalia, that's her, that's this guy."

Yin Zi didn't wait for him to retreat, and took two steps to go over and smash the glass mask for the second time, grabbing the spiky hair, "I was flattened into shit and ran out to show my presence, a pig don't give me so much drama!"

After finishing speaking, he threw the person out of the auction house!

Everyone looked up following her movements, and what they saw was a huge human-shaped hole in the ceiling.It might be fine with the pirate's solid body, but with the quality of the Tianlong people, I don't know if he will survive.

Another Celestial Dragon, Shalia, let out a scream, and all guns were aimed at Yinzi.

"Hey! Don't grab my prey." Luffy said dissatisfied.

"Well! Don't waste time on that pig, I have something important to see you." He grabbed his wrist and ran away with him.

When I passed by the Straw Hats, I remembered, "Ah! The little mermaid girl inside, please, don't let anyone lose a single strand of hair if you cut off your arms and legs. Tianlong people just chop them up. The bill hangs on on me."

"You think this is eating the king's meal?" Sauron growled angrily, but still resigned to his fate and drew out the knife.

Sanji bit his lower lip, trying desperately to endure the envy of being pulled away by a cute girl.Others also exhibited their abilities one by one.

It's amazing, it's clear that it's not their captain who provoked the incident, nor was it the one who gave the order, but they just couldn't help but want to do as they said, as if everything became easier.

The author has something to say: I have just reached 5000+. If I am in this state every day, it will not be a problem at all.

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Thank you Jin Jin Jin Jinx, you are so desperate, Mr. Dia lacks a reward from a girly heart, so meh!