If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

When Yinzi woke up the next day, he felt his body was hollowed out.

Thinking of the nose that was bleeding like a river in the bathroom yesterday, it's because she doesn't have a phantom limb, otherwise it wouldn't be such a simple matter of blood loss and shock.

The beauty turned pale with shock when she saw her virtue, hurriedly scrubbed her clean, wrapped her up and placed her on the bed.

But this didn't alleviate the effect. After she came out, she only wore a crimson tulle nightgown. This full/naked has a deadly impact of full/naked, hazy and hazy to the extreme temptation.

This is a foul foul. While enjoying the beauty's careful care, Yinzi endured this terrible secondary injury.

The empress had already packed herself up at this time, she came to the window, and Salome obediently raised the curtain with her tail so that she could observe the situation outside.

The empress lived in a remote place, and it was well known that she hated being disturbed by others, and she had an incomparable bad temper, but no one dared to blatantly make noise in her place.

But even so, you can still feel the tense atmosphere in the air.

The empress sneered, and only at this time would the incompetent navies show unprecedented efficiency and execution.

However, this also means that the navy has at least not handed over the right to dispatch. If it is the handwriting of the Tianlong people, the scene will only be more chaotic.

It seems that there is no need to worry that someone will come over to inquire again without winking. After all, it is the Qiwuhai under the king, and the navy treats them with a much more cautious attitude.

With the situation on Hanghai Road so tense, no one would offend her because of the slightest possibility!

Thinking of this, the empress turned her head and smiled softly at the girl who was still dozing off after waking up sitting on the bed.

Yinzi didn't know how much perseverance he used to separate his head, shoulders, upper limbs, and back from the bed in turn.

you can!While doing mental construction, she tried to lift the quilt and shovel up her lower body.

Before the true energy could be concentrated, he was knocked to pieces by this alluring smile.The whole person fell down like noodles, and there was still a rippling bewildered smile on his face.

The empress still thought she was lying on the bed and acting like a baby, walked to the edge of the bed and leaned down, with her arms on both sides of Yinzi——

"Well~ it really gets cuter the more you look at it!" The empress blushed, and raised a hand to touch that delicate little face.

"Breakfast has already been delivered. If you don't get up again, the pudding will be eaten up by Salome."

Yinzi opened one eye, and smiled evilly, "Huh? It's just right after I've eaten it all, I can eat other things!" As he spoke, his eyes moved down and rested on the empress's chest.

etc!pudding?What is that snake trying to do?

Yin Zi was so excited that he jumped up and ran to the dining table without thinking about putting on his shoes, and when he saw the snake opened its mouth wide to swallow pudding, it just kicked it away——

"Hey, hey! Show me the style of a giant python. How good it is to swallow two people when you're hungry. Come and eat pudding, something so depressing and mental. Have you forgotten your mission? You are the one who protects the most beautiful woman in the world. Boa constrictor, think about how many brothers and sisters you have who want to take this honor from you? Is it really okay to be so lazy? If one day grows into a fat-headed snake, are you embarrassing the beauty?"

Salome wanted to argue that she was the most powerful snake in the country, but when she opened her mouth, Xinzi's "hissing" sound was heard, and the woman beat her up and said that she was sophistry, bullying snakes can't speak.

In addition to the empress's unreasonable favoritism, when the guy sat down to eat pudding triumphantly, Salome silently huddled in the corner and shed tears.

Seeing that Yinzi was eating happily, the empress admired the (poor) love (fierce) rate (extremely) true (evil) eating appearance, while unwillingly biting the petals on her sleeve——

Damn it, is Ai Jia's charm no match for mere pudding?

But in any case, the sugar supplement finally restored some vitality to the hollowed out guy.

At this time, a day had passed since the orangutan delivered her to this world, and she hadn't started her serious business. After all her desires were satisfied, Yinzi took her mind off to think about this.

But seeing the empress in front of him, Yinzi suddenly felt that with the help of local powerful figures, things would definitely get twice the result with half the effort, and he didn't feel that he was being lazy.

Judging from the results, her progress is very fast! (Hello)

"Beauty, let me ask you—"

"You can just call me Hancock!" The empress interrupted Yinzi's words and made such a request, she seemed very shy after she finished speaking, she huddled in the sofa and pointed her fingers with a blushing face.

Yinzi suddenly left the business out of the blue again, and she took the hand of the empress, "Hancock!"

"Ah~" The empress suddenly exclaimed, like a mental orgasm.

Yinzi's phantom limb became stiff again, and was about to move his legs in a whirl, when he heard two disappointing voices coming from his ears——

"What the hell? This is the guy you swore to solve my troubles?" The voice was relatively unfamiliar, and the tone was full of doubt and contempt.

"Well! Don't look at her virtue, she is still very reliable in critical moments, and this is her biggest cuteness." The other cautious voice is actually an orangutan?

"But she's been led by the Empress and has already forgotten about the mission, hey!"

"You can't escape the attractive setting of men, women and children, how can you blame her?" The orangutan was also annoyed, considering that girl's virtue, meeting the empress would simply bring the already difficult task to hell level.

"But this guy is the protagonist's configuration, right?" Oda didn't listen to his sophistry, "Did you forget the rules? Besides, you gave her such a eccentric hook, and what's even more weird is that she is still a girl. Why is it better than a girl?" Trash fish are also affected."

He patted the original character set on the gorilla table, "Is this really the protagonist you set up? I can't bear to look at a girl with such a beautiful blessing, and dare to put it on a man?"

"You really want to work in Jump, right? You're not an undercover agent sent by another club, right?"

The orangutan was poked at the sad thing and became irritable. "How did I know it would be like this? I also want her to be a cute little fairy? She hasn't even touched the self next door, so she knows how to treat the wretched I have learned ten percent of my uncle's way of doing things, what can I do? I am also very desperate."

"Isn't that because you see people as cute and open too many permissions?" Oda preached, "You don't need to learn from yourself next door? You can do everything when you see you. What did I say when you came to ask for advice with the cheek? What? Don't spoil your child unprincipled just because your child is cute."

"When something happens, as long as you come to your office, you can do everything according to her, I'm used to it! You see, my empress is so beautiful and she hasn't gotten this kind of treatment yet."

"Eh? That's not right!" The orangutan was so trained that he couldn't lift his head up, but when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. Do you hide in the garbage dump and look up at the bright moon instead of asking for shame?"

A mouthful of blood flowed silently from the corner of Oda's mouth——

"In short, how can I complete my task with such a virtue of being trapped in the gentle country and unable to walk?" Oda wiped the blood and glared at the orangutan gloomily, "Do you know how many blades I have received because of that incident? Just such a chance was completely screwed up by this guy, let me tell you, some crazy readers have already found out my address, at worst, we will finish playing together."

"Hey! I'm just paying back a favor, why am I tied to the chariot of life and death?" The orangutan's scalp is blown, and he has seen the riots here in Oda after the plot came out.

Oda directly threw a book, "It's too late to say anything, look at the end, I have already released the words - please look forward to the reversal brought by the orangutan crew. Do you know what will happen to the guy who doesn't do well?"

Oda left with a grinning grin. The orangutan hurriedly called the editor, and the response was that it was the master over there, and he took the initiative to answer it. The message was sent only after the two parties had reached a consensus, so it will not be withdrawn.

The orangutan immediately became paralyzed, and then realized that all bets were really on that unreliable girl this time.

"That's the way it is." In the end of Yinzi's mind was the voice of the orangutan gnashing his teeth, "If you mess up, I'm finished. If I'm finished, you don't even want to leave that world."

"Oh yes! You already have an empress now, how can you still think of Takasugi-kun who was harmed by you. You can figure it out yourself, he will return to the earth soon, if he can't find you, he will definitely vent his anger, man If you don't have a middleman as a buffer zone, you can't tell what the result will be, and then both of you will go to hell to join Songyang's poker table, so don't rely on me."

"Because I'm fucking dead by then!"

Yinzi patted his head and photographed these uncle's dirty transactions——

"Hmph! Then I thank you, that is the ending I wish for."

"What did you say?" The empress who was asked to be fed paused and asked suspiciously.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Yinzi licked his face and laughed, "It's just the dying struggle of the two madaos, keep going, I want to eat that, ah—"

The empress held her face in one hand, and the look in her eyes became more idiotic, "Well, what a cute eating face!"

But for some reason, the food in his mouth gradually became tasteless even though he enjoyed the beauty's top-notch service.

The more she thought about it, the more she felt that there was no bottom line, hey!If you think about it this way, those two guys really like to mess around, and she is self-aware of the reason why the three of them can live so long.

That is, she is more capable of messing around than those two. Before that, most of the energy of the two of them was restrained to clean up their own mess. If they were messing around, it was not her bragging, and there should be a few more floors below hell , otherwise it would not be enough for them.

Yinzi grabbed the empress's hand, "Well——let's find a way to get out of here first?"

According to this point of time, Ace is about to be arrested. In fact, the easiest way is to hide here and wait for someone, and then wait for the opportunity to rescue him.

But she knew the pissing nature of the animation team, and she would never be satisfied with this silent way of action.A riot caused by a man's death is of course unleashed in the most fanatical fashion.

She has to participate in the war on the top. Thinking of Yinzi's shoulders breaking down here, there is actually not much time left for her. Hey, the awakened domineering has to find a way to integrate it. Survive where the strong gather?

The Empress was the first Queen Qiwuhai to leave. Although the world government was dissatisfied with her perfunctory, but in view of her value and consistent willfulness, they had to obediently let her go.

The felon who attacked the Tianlong people has not been found, so any port is now guarded at every level.

The empress kicked away and tried to get close to her two navy "Who is piling up garbage in the aisle of Aijia?"

"Now is an extraordinary period. Anyone who enters or exits needs to be searched, please understand." A lieutenant general came over and tried to reason with the empress.

"How shameless." But how can the empress measure it with common sense?

She raised her head arrogantly, "For this dirty evil thought, I don't hesitate to use this kind of excuse, get out, otherwise Aijia won't mind having another stone statue here."

If others say this kind of thing, they can still be criticized for being narcissistic, but the empress is infinitely convincing when she says it, and the lieutenant general also panicked, shaking his head quickly, "No, no, the order from above-no, what's wrong with your face? so red?"

The empress's face was dyed red at some point, and her beautiful face became even more unparalleled. Her whole body went limp, and she almost fell to the ground——

What are you doing?silver?Don't mess around!

The lieutenant general wanted to ask again, he was dismissed by the empress with a cold, he felt really uncomfortable seeing the empress, thinking that Qi Wuhai would not be so stupid as to hide criminals and fight against the Tianlong people, he hesitated for a long time but still couldn't resist her invincible beauty, opened his eyes Close your eyes and let people pass by.

The empress breathed a sigh of relief when she boarded the boat, and she whispered, "Yinzi, don't make trouble, it was too dangerous just now!"

After hearing this, Yinzi knew that he had passed the test. Not only did he not restrain himself, but his movements became even more unscrupulous.

The chest attack made the empress almost groan/groan, but before it rushed up her throat, she was startled by the figure that suddenly appeared in front of her and choked back.

"Doflamingo?" The empress frowned in disgust, "Who allowed you to go on board the Aijia ship? Dirty men are not qualified to set foot here, get lost!"

Brother Ming smiled boldly, "I'll give you the face to take me for a ride before my boat arrives."

"Where are you taking it? If you are on Huangquan Road, I can send you off." The empress sneered.

"Hahaha! Don't be so mean, little girl, I have always been generous to beauties. Be obedient and don't make people angry, you can say anything." Brother Doflaming pushed his sunglasses, "Including you trouble me on the flight It's not that you can't put it aside."

"Do you think that since Aijia dares to issue that kind of order, he will care about how your mad dog barks?" The empress was not at a loss. "Since ten times dissatisfied, then twenty times, happy cooperation!"

"I don't pay attention to that little thing, and it's not a problem to give it to you to help poor countries. As a reward, I will take me for a ride. I don't have much time to humble myself. Since you met me, I am grateful to Dade for continuing."

The empress was infuriated by his brazenness, "You——"

"Don't deny it so categorically." Brother Ming smiled, "If a person can't make up his mind, he can ask another person about you."

The empress shrank her pupils and stared at Brother Ming with an ugly expression.

The author has something to say: It would be great if the reader riot could bring Brother Ace back to life, tsk tsk!I want to cry again!

Let me live broadcast the condition of the eyes, as a reference for myopic relatives:

My degree is almost 500 degrees. I did a full femtosecond flapless minimally invasive surgery. The cost is 18800. I feel that the operation time is only about 5 minutes (the dean personally did it for me), usually only about 10 minutes, and the whole process is painless. Just a little nervous.

Anesthesia will be instilled several times before the operation. Like eye drops, it is also painless. After the anesthesia wears off, the eyes will feel a little foreign body sensation, but it does not hurt. It is similar to the feeling of being hit by a sleeve, and it will be fine after a night of sleep.

On the second day, the distance is clearer, but the close-up, especially small words such as mobile phones, are a bit blurry, but it does not affect work and life. After the operation, the eyes will be dry, so follow the doctor's instructions and use eye drops frequently.

Today is only the second day, so there is only so much to say, I will continue to report other situations in the future, and you can leave a message to me if you want to ask!

Finally, I would like to thank Mr. Dia for lacking a girlish heart, I am a salted fish cat, and I am so grateful for the reward, meme!