If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

The wooden knife in Yinzi's hand fell to the ground with a bang.

She looked at it blankly, then hurriedly picked it up.This kind of mistake on a serious battlefield would have lost his head a hundred times earlier.You can't even hold the knife in your hand, so what else can you talk about?

But Nima's account is not calculated in this way. If you want to get angry, everyone will throw your arms and shoot with real swords and guns. Even if you take advantage of technical fouls like holding Songyang's face, she will admit it.

But Nima doesn't play like this because there are no rules, just throw your arms away, it doesn't make you lose every inch of it, right?This is no longer a foul level, right?

It's a mental crit at the crushing level!

"What's wrong? Yinzi!" Xu was still walking this way, looking at Yinzi's reaction, he asked with a half-smile, "Why are you panicking?"

"What a panic? Which eye of yours saw that I was panicking? People who have been slaughtered will go to hell honestly and crawl out again and again. Do you have any shame?" Yin Zi couldn't bear it. Standing back two steps, the color is fierce and soft.

"There's nothing I can do about it." Xu smiled, "This annoying attribute is also part of my strength. It's your own mistake if you didn't kill me completely. Don't make excuses for your mistakes. I've been teaching like this before. do not you?"

"Chengchengcheng! Since you want to break up the original matter, then come and talk about it." Yinzi quickly asked him to stop, "Who would not just talk? You are not a character who is taboo like Songyang. Why don't you come out when the cost of living is up? You don't care about everything because you don't starve to death, right?"

"When Songyang was preaching, you occasionally popped up and mixed in a few sentences, so you thought you were a teacher to me? What a face--hey!!!! I told you not to come here, step on the line drawn by me, Go on, go on, go on!"

"Okay, okay, I'll draw a new one, this time I can't step over it!"

Now Xu finally understood what was going on, his shoulders trembled, he ignored Yin Zi's words, not only that.Looking at her panicked expression that didn't know where to put her eyes, a strong sense of joy suddenly rose in her heart.

This kind of satisfaction is an extremely luxurious and rare thing for him, so he named himself Xu.

He pressed on every step of the way, forcing Yinzi to the rock wall, unable to retreat, "Why don't you dare to look at me? Yinzi! You shouldn't be the type to be shaken by such things."

"What's more, isn't the teacher's body very strange to you? Who was the one who insisted on squeezing into the bathtub to take a bath together when you were young?" Can this consciousness be awakened?"

"At that time, it was useless for me to refuse. I was so forcibly exposed and touched, ah! Do you think it is fun? You insisted on washing the teacher with a loofah ball, but you rubbed your whole body red and almost broke the skin." thing."

"Ah!!!!!!" Yinzi covered his ears and screamed loudly, "I was ignorant when I was young, and I didn't take care of those who will settle accounts after 15 years."

"Huo? Do you want to get away with just one ignorant sentence?" Xu Xu restrained his smile, and said, "Then who should I ask for the purity I lost?"

"Pfft!" Yinzi burst out laughing immediately, even though he was terrified, he still burst out laughing, "The old monster who has lived for hundreds of years is having fun with me by teasing purity, there must be a limit to being shameless."

Yinzi stretched out a hand against his chest, not to mention that it feels really good——

Pooh!Yinzi slapped herself in the heart, Nima's daring and naivety was hopeless, if Songyang knew that she had even the slightest love for her body, she would definitely be tied to a tree and hung up to beat her.

Yinzi shook off distracting thoughts, tried her best to focus on this guy's face, not daring to glance below his shoulders, she threatened, "I won't say too much, even if we won't be able to kill you for a while, just make you lose your action , technically speaking, there is no difficulty."

"Believe it or not? If you dare to mess around again, I will tie you to the bow of the spaceship and let everyone come to watch the pervert."

"Huo? Can you do it?" Xu Youyou said confidently, "This used to be Songyang's body, right? What a poor fellow. After so many years of death, he still has to be humiliated by his disciples like this."

"Yinzi! Look at my face again, and repeat what you just thought?"

Yinzi heard the words and looked, and saw this guy showing a soft smile slyly, except for the big backed head that comes standard after the boss has been blackened, there is no difference from Songyang at all.

Yinzi almost knelt down immediately, she dared, where did the dog dare to do this, this thing is disgusting, she doesn't have such scruples about beating rats and hurting bottles.

She became angry from embarrassment, "Oh, when something happens, you use Songyang as a shield? When you make trouble, you draw the line neatly. Why are you so shameless?"

"Success, don't think I can't do anything about you because you are shameless. Even if you can regenerate infinitely, it needs energy support, right? I don't believe there is no upper limit. This time I will chop you up before you grow a body. .”

"It's a very smart judgment!" He said with a false smile, "Most people panicked just seeing my physique, and preconceived the definition of me as an immortal monster. As you said, any power has an upper limit."

"Many times, those guys could kill me completely if they persisted, but the courage has been exhausted before that. It's really disappointing to stand still and let them kill me."

"So Yinzi, will you run out of courage before that?"

"Oh! It's as if you are willing to let me chop without moving." Yinzi's eyes turned cold, and her knife was unwilling to move here.

But this guy is poisonous, I can’t talk to him anymore, the more I talk, the more obvious the part of him that used to be Songyang, as if he participated in the original time together, but it’s just like being invisible in the shadow, but Those times are real.

She doesn't want to delve into the competition between this guy and Songyang or the battle between personalities. She only knows that the final result is Songyang's defeat and death, which is the most important thing.

"Why not?"

Only then did Yinzi hold the knife tightly, when he heard a sentence from the opposite side.

She looked up in disbelief, and saw that guy smiling at her leisurely, as if he had infinite patience and tolerance.

Wait, what is this guy who swung a knife at him as soon as we met, what is he talking about?

"I'm willing to give those idiots a chance. I'll be stingy with you for no reason, right?"

Hello!The wound on her neck was still hanging there brightly, and the constant stabbing pain reminded this guy of his coldness and strangeness.

"Yinzi, you have exceeded my expectations. You are my highest masterpiece. If you must choose an ending, is there anything more perfect than dying by your hands?"

"Sarcasm! Show me your determination, Yin Zi!"

"You can play with people's hearts!" Yin Zi darkly said, and then raised the knife and swung it towards his neck.

The destructive power caused by the blunt opening of the wooden knife was limited, but it was just such a blunt wood that cut his neck just now, and the wound was as neat as a knife.

He should be very clear about the power of this!

Even if a person can be regenerated continuously, is it indifferent to the separation of the body and the head?I'm afraid not.

It seemed that the blade sweeping everything hit that slender neck exactly, and Yinzi could even see light blue blood vessels on it, where there was a steady stream of vitality. out of existence.

With a sound of 'hoo', Yinzi's knife stopped suddenly, only an inch away from the guy's neck. Yinzi's brain urged his hand to move forward quickly, and he could kill him again as long as he moved forward a little bit.

But the original mechanical feeling came again, as if there was a thread holding her tightly from behind, and she couldn't break free even with her strength.

Yin Zi withdrew his hand, which was no problem, and then continued to swing the knife, still the same.

Repeated several times until she lost her patience, finally she stabbed the knife into the ground, covered her head and knelt down——

It's over, it's useless!The body is not listening, every cell is rejecting itself.

She actually understood that she had beheaded Songyang once, and beheaded this guy once, but no matter what, she couldn't muster the strength to attack this body for the third time.

"Hello! Yinzi? Hey——" Xu touched her head, and the feeling was still as soft as when she was a child. It's incredible that a person who looks so soft has the power to defeat him.

"What's the matter? Don't you continue? You are embarrassing the teacher like this. The wind is so strong. Anyway, I am five hundred years old. Please show some consideration to the elderly teacher."

"Go away!" Yinzi waved his hand feebly, "You can't do anything to me, and I can't do anything to you. Get out, but Tianzhaoyuan, don't try to make trouble this time, or your ship will be blown up. Get out!"

"Eh? This is not the result I want." Xu disagreed, "This time it's a scandal, and you completely ignore me, you know? My travel costs are very high. If there is no income, it doesn't matter You can't justify it. You should look at it as a teacher!"

"Don't look! In short, you die by yourself. By the way, Tiandaozhong and Chunyu have a head and tail, right? Then why don't you turn over the elders' house and become the boss yourself, find the onepark hidden in the vast universe, and become One Piece?"

"You people are staring at an island nation with a backward planet, putting us under a lot of pressure."

Yin Zi was so terrified when he saw Xu Xu's indescribable expression, "Have you already attacked Chun Yu?"

Well, how can I get him to stop making trouble when he is already bored?Yinzi scratched his head, and had to find a way to get this guy out. He existed for a day, and it was impossible to return to the previous spoof show that he could just make do by selling the lower limit and losing his morals.

To be honest, she has been exiled, and she is always brought back to wipe the butt of the plot like this. Who can she ask for reasoning?

Holding her head and having a headache, Yinzi heard footsteps coming from all around, and she raised her head when she heard the sound——

"what!"

Mr. Mayonnaise came into sight first, he stared dumbfounded, and the cigarette in his mouth fell directly.

Immediately behind him was Changxiong, who was excited on the spot when he saw this scene.It wasn't over yet, a black umbrella appeared in the other side's line of sight, and the kid Shenwei walked slowly, as if walking, but the smiling face was covered with black air.

Yin Zi's heart trembled, and when he turned around, he saw Gao Shan dragging the fainted Hao with one hand, with the expression on his face struck by lightning.

She turned her gaze back tremblingly, and saw that guy Xu was shamelessly naked, standing less than one meter away from her.

This, this is obviously a scene that can make up [-] words!

The author has something to say: Sure enough, it still needs to end with the Shura field, so I can't write too complicated a plot if I am stupid, just make things happen!

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