If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Xiaobai is still in a daze at the moment, Yinzi sees him in a daze, his eyes are still clear and rational, and he doesn't fully believe her words, so he knows that this child is not as soft as he looks, and he should have his own opinions in everything And decide that type.

Yinzi didn't give him room to react, and hugged him into his arms.Xiao Bai, who just nodded his head and planned to ask something, was buried in his chest.

He waved his hands and struggled feebly, wanting to ask for help from Xiao Hei who was chasing him just now, but he saw that guy blushing and glanced away.

The cat exploded all of a sudden, she rushed over, flailing her teeth and claws to fish out Xiaobai but couldn't do it, Yinzi saw that she was exhausted, so she simply pushed her in as well——

"The kitten wants to be hugged too? Yoshi, yoshi!"

As long as the cat can be with Xiaobai, how can there be any dissatisfaction?Immediately, he narrowed his eyes in comfort.

Yinzi glanced at the last person, "Do you want to hug too?"

"How is it possible?" Xiao Hei jumped up and shouted, not knowing where to put his eyes.

Seemingly intimate, suspiciously obscene, tossing the young girl for a while, Yinzi saw that it was almost done before cutting into the topic, "Brother, you seem to be in trouble?"

"All the way here, there are videos of some guy who looks like you committing crimes everywhere."

"What looks the same? That's him! Even relatives don't cover up." Xiao Hei retorted seriously.

"Impossible, I knew right away that the person in the video is not my younger brother." Yinzi swears, in fact, she just hugged him in her arms and rubbed him, convinced that Xiaobai's body was indeed the little fox that night.

This further confirmed Yinzi's incredible guess that maybe the direction was not wrong.

But she didn't say everything about that time, but instead made some subjective and groundless sophistry from the standpoint of a sister.

Xiao Hei was so angry that his teeth itch, but Xiao Bai felt that someone blindly chose to believe in him in the face of iron-clad evidence. Although it was a bit messy, there was a warm current in his heart, but it was true.

"Well! I don't know when it's the end of such an argument." Yinzi waved his hand, "The time is marked under the video, right? As long as it proves that my brother did not appear at the scene of the crime during that time, it will be fine?"

This idea became clear, and Xiaobai immediately said that there was a celebration in their school that day, and he had fun everywhere, and everyone in the school could testify.

Didn't you say that you will have a celebration in a few days? So there was one not long ago?Come to school here just for fun?For a while, I wanted to go back to my student days.

Of course, Xiao Hei couldn't believe it based on his few words, but he still compromised and said that he would save his life first, and then he would deal with it after the next step of investigation.

Yinzi hurriedly said that he could help, but it was already night now, and he couldn't go around harassing his classmates, so he had to make plans tomorrow if there was anything to do.

The purpose of silver here has been fulfilled, let's see what the result of time and development will be.

As for the place to stay at night, Xiaobai and the cat will naturally stay here, and Yinzi has to go back to Wuwuluo, but Xiaohei is an unemployed vagrant, so it stands to reason that Yinzi should take the initiative when there are already two people living in this small dormitory. Stand up and help.

But can she let Xiao Hei and Barbara meet?So she was so busy that "my sister will go back today, and I have to do odd jobs at night. The boss is a hot-tempered old smoker with red hair, can you imagine what kind of ruthless character he is? If you go late, you will be burned on the back of your hands with cigarette butts." , I'm going first~"

When the last sentence was said, the person had already run away.

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"Your sister, it's not easy!" Xiao Hei sighed.

Xiaobai looked at him for a while, and looked at Xiaohe so furiously, then he laughed to himself, "Xiaohei, you are really a simple idiot."

"Huh?" Xiao Hei didn't understand how this guy who hadn't cleared his suspicions had the courage to launch a personal attack on him so arrogantly.

"I said before that I have a younger sister, and you believed it without further ado. Now that someone claims to be my older sister, you don't doubt it. Generally, after being tricked once, you should be a little bit more prepared for this kind of thing, right?"

"Then that means she's not your sister?" Xiao Hei frowned, "But it's true that she looks a lot like you."

"Well, it's just about appearance." Xiaobai smiled.

"You guys are really full of calculations. If you don't believe it, why do you let that guy say that? Do you know what she's thinking?"

"Probably, just like you, I just want the truth to come out." Xiaobai fell on the bed, and the cat scurried up on it and turned back into a cat lying next to him. Well, in any case, as long as you respect the facts, you will be thankful."

Yinzi still didn't know that the boy's intelligence was beyond her own imagination, but since the goal had been achieved, embarrassment was out of her consideration.

When she returned to Barbara through the small door, it was already midnight, and the bar still looked clean.

Yinzi once suspected that Kusanagi was a rich second generation, otherwise he would run such a deserted bar at this time of day, and would often go all over the world to find expensive second-hand goods that are said to have the taste of time. .

"Ah! Are you back?" Kusanagi saw her first, "There is food left in the pot."

"No need, I've already eaten." Yin Zi waved his hand, and was about to fall down on the sofa, when he saw that it had been occupied by someone.

That guy stood upright with long arms and legs, and there was not a single place left on the rather long sofa.

Yinzi unceremoniously lifted his legs off and sat on the vacant seat.

Zhou Fangzun casually opened his eyes, instead of sitting up, he lifted his leg that had been thrown to the ground and put it directly on Yinzi's lap.

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"Hey! This gangster eats, drinks and sleeps all day long, and he is worried that he will burn himself if he makes a move occasionally. It seems that he has no use other than being a mascot to cheer everyone up, right?"

"Being a mascot is incompetent. If you really have that kind of awareness, you should order a few cheerleading skirts. You don't have to say nothing and you can lie down and enjoy it."

"I said, you fire him, think about me? Although I don't know what's going on with the power of the stone slab, I'm not talking about Ah Yin. If you use this guy as a standard, even if you sit in a row of seven kings, you can only sit in a row. Ah Yin, I will give away the head."

"You only have this one chance. If you are dragged by this gangster to die together, or follow Ah Yin and me to the pinnacle of your life, keep your eyes open and think carefully."

Hatta Misaki, who was lying on the coffee table playing marbles with Anna, was a little confused, "Why did you jump to the usurper channel after going out for a trip? You said that there is no way out with Brother Zun, so why are you cheating children with pocket money to buy ice cream?" Is there any?"

"Hey! Hatta-chan, what you say will only make us more miserable." Kusanagi wiped his wine glass.

"Hmph! Useless work." Zhou Fangzun sneered.

"Yoha! It's very fulfilling to cheat two young and ignorant little devils into cooperating with you, right?" Yinzi sneered, "I know a person who dumped you eight streets for his ability to kidnap children, and he is still humble and low-key. How about digging a hole in the ground, and you're just starting to be arrogant?"

"And after all, you put your feet down."

Zhou Fangzun ignored her, instead he rubbed his calf on her thigh, "No, it's more comfortable than before, and you sat under someone else's lap."

"Kusanagi, this guy is sexually harassing you, right?" Ginko grabbed the red hair and lifted his head up, "Who told you that you can get away with just pretending that nothing happened? You have to try How much pulp can your head explode on the wall?"

Even though he maintained this unusually uncomfortable posture, Zhou Fangzun still looked like he was going to sleep or not. It was the first time that Yinzi lost to a person in the field of laziness. What was annoying was that no matter how lazy this guy was, she would not go out by herself. Foraging for food means starving to death.

Zhou Fangzun glanced at Yinzi's face slowly, and his eyes fell to her chest, "Heh! Guy who can say that, I'm afraid you haven't seen what real sexual harassment is like?"

"Yo yo! Don't think that if you bring your own subwoofer, you can be your old driver." How could Yinzi allow anyone to challenge her authority in the field of hooliganism? Lang face, in fact, the type of virgin who has never had sex before, I have seen a lot of Yin."

Then Zhou Fangzun really came!

He was already pulled very close by Yinzi's head, and he almost grabbed her lips with a slight touch forward.

In the past few years, Zhou Fangzun has become more and more lazy, and he has a sense of boredom that the world after reading a thousand sails is nothing more than this.In fact, in the past few years, in pursuit of excitement, he had tried a lot of things, so he was really not the kind of virginity that Yin Zi talked about.

After the woman was picked up from the hospital, the two basically faced each other day and night, which was different from other people who showed respect even if they teased.This guy really despises him as an unemployed lazy man, obviously he is also virtuous, so is this the same as belittling others?

This guy has a sharp mouth, and he won't lose the wind when he quarrels with anyone. The most common scene I see these days is that she is either bullying the little devils in the group, or cheating on Anna's pocket money, or being picky about the meal prepared by Kusanagi. Pick four, and the most is to pick his nose and eyes at him.

He always casually opened his eyes to look at the non-stop moving mouth, paying special attention to the arrogant and playful expression.She spoke harshly and wanted to be beaten, but unexpectedly it was not harsh, but she wanted to gag her mouth many times.

Now she asked him to come, and he came!

What a logical logic.

What did you think when Yinzi opened his lips?There are still times when he is mistaken, it is obvious that this guy's personality does not seem to be good at playing.

But as soon as I get in touch with her, I know it. I don't say that she is highly skilled, but it is definitely not the feeling of youth.

At this time, this guy swept away the lifeless look just now, and became enthusiastic and vigorous once he launched an attack, without embarrassing his attributes at all.

Yinzi was still thinking wildly at first, but Ben felt inattentive and took a hard bite, which showed his willful desire to control.

She was provoked to fight, and she didn't want to take it seriously, but in the end, she turned her nose in the face. After drifting in the rivers and lakes, the number of troubled men added up to be considerable, and no one could gain the upper hand in front of her.

Yinzi loosened his grip on Zhou Fangzun's head, turned to hold the back of his head, drew the person closer to him, and then began to use his flexible tongue and superb kissing skills to greet the one who only knew how to run amok and thought he was skilled Got guy.

Zhou Fang Zunkong had momentum, but he was retreating steadily under the experienced technique. That momentum was quickly crushed and turned into defense, but it still seemed precarious.

The sound of sticky water resounded in the eerie and silent space, turning the air into lust out of thin air. At this moment, Zhou Fangzun could only passively let that flexible and powerful, completely unable to lead the traction, once he got close to it, he would be trampled/ravaged The sore tongue ravaged in his mouth.

He felt that the air was getting thinner, only to realize that he had forgotten to breathe for a long time.He was so embarrassed, it was obvious, and Kusanagi could also see it.

"Hurry up, Hatta-chan, go and separate those two elementary school students." Kusanagi commanded, not because he was willing to do the thing of being kicked by a donkey, but when the two of them were not doing well, but when Anna was around, there was something kind Go upstairs and close the door.

Bada was startled back to his senses by the sound, and when Brother Zun caught off guard——when he kissed him, he had already been given a zombification technique, his whole face was flushed red, his eyes were wide open uncontrollably after watching the scene, the steam seemed to come from The ears and the top of the head were steaming, and the hands and feet didn't know where to put them. They were much more useless than Anna who was calmly watching.

Hearing Kusanagi's words, he was stunned, "Eh? Me, me, me, I'll go? No, this is a fight between elementary school students? Don't open your eyes and talk nonsense, Brother Kusanagi."

"Why not? Isn't it that? You spit on me, I spit on you, and the result is getting closer? Children, don't think too much, it will affect the development." Kusanagi waved his hand irresponsibly——

"Look, Yinzi has already pressed Zun on the sofa. If you don't pull King away again, someone will strip your clothes and beat you. It's a very wretched kind of beating. Anyone comes in at this point. Do you want to just watch Zun Is the majesty swept away?"

That doesn't work!

Who is Brother Zun?That is Misaki Misaki's Electricity and Light, his only myth, how could it be possible for others to look down on Brother Zun?

Even though his heart was trembling to death, he still stood up tremblingly, and poked Yinzi's shoulder, the way he weighed his fingertips didn't have the prestige of the ruthless character Ba Chi Crow in Beijing.

At this time, Yinzi had already pressed Zhou Fangzun on the sofa, and his hands were clasped and pressed on the armrest of the sofa above his head. The majestic man looked very helpless at the moment, and Yinzi was holding the clothes he was wearing today with his other hand. The black T-shirt was pushed up, revealing a small section of strong and tight waist.

As soon as someone hindered her, she turned her head unkindly, and said in a hooligan intimidating tone, "Huh? What are you poking? Like a bitch, want to be together?"

"No, don't, I don't want to!" The little bit of courage that Hatta managed to gather immediately collapsed, and he slid behind Kusanagi, how could he have the arrogance to save Brother Zun's face?

Kusanagi sighed, these brats are useless when something really happens.

He had to do it himself, lest these two unscrupulous guys really mess up in front of the two children.

Grabbing the clothes behind Yinzi's neck, he lifted her from Zun's body like a cat, "There is a room upstairs, and there is a bed in the room, good boy! Don't mess around here."

After being interrupted like this, Yinzi came back rationally, and immediately realized that he had caused trouble.Although she has a history of taking advantage of the target person, this guy is now a piece of glass porcelain that cannot be messed with, probably even more brittle than Itachi.

After all, no matter how bullying Itachi is, there won't be a giant sword falling from the sky, right?This guy said he couldn't be stimulated, but how exciting was that just now?

The more Yinzi thought about it, the more startled she broke out in a cold sweat, how could Zhou Fangzun, who was closest to her, not see that she was cowardly.

He let out an irritable 'tsk', then fell back on the sofa in disappointment, and resumed his boneless lazy virtue.

Only then did Kusanagi have the opportunity to ask the serious question, "You chased him out for so long, what happened?"

"Huh? Oh, we've caught up!" Yinzi plucked his hair, and hadn't recovered from Zhou Fangzun's reaction just now. She looked embarrassed, and she knew that this guy definitely despised her, so Kusanagi asked I answered subconsciously.

Hearing what she said, when she returned to Hatta, she rushed out immediately, "Did you catch up? Where is the person? Why didn't you bring them back? Did you kill them?"

"Little ghost, don't shout and kill all day long." Yinzi knew it was bad to tell them so bluntly, but he said it out, and knocked Hatta on the head as if angry.

Hatta was very dissatisfied, this guy didn't do a good job and bullied him, "Then don't kill him, and don't bring him back, do you hang him outside to make dried bacon? Or you guy, don't be fooled into shaking hands and making peace."

"You are not tall and you have a big brain. Listen to Kusanagi and don't think about it. It will affect your height. You don't even have 167."

"Who said that? I'm exactly 167!" Hatta jumped up to retort.

"166.9, don't try to fool me. If you don't believe me, take off your shoes and go over there to measure. I'll cut off my own leg and add it to you if there is any excess."

"How do you know?" He frowned, that 0.1 centimeter is his eternal pain, and the usual visual inspection is not so precise, let alone wearing shoes.

Yinzi picked at his ears, "Oh, when you were flirting with that glasses guy from the Qing group that day, didn't he poke it out himself?"

"Monkey?" Hatta was taken aback, thinking that recently he had a lot of conflicts with the youth team, and he had a fight once or twice, so he couldn't help gnashing his teeth, "That bastard, I swore not to say anything."

"But your shame play is really touching, let me think about it." Yinzi pondered for a moment the glasses boy's cock, then coughed twice and adjusted his voice, imitating every word to "Mi-sa-ki !"

"Isn't that right? Ah, hey, the young people these days are so nasty, one name can play so many tricks."

Yinzi looked at Hatta with the willingness to push back the waves of the Yangtze River, and saw that he directly picked up the skateboard and went out——

"I know, now go and kill the monkey to seal his mouth."

"Be careful at night, the pervert's tricks have reached new heights recently, don't think that you can sit back and relax just because you are a boy." Yin Zi slammed his mouth, "Especially when you hear a pervert calling someone's name with a distorted voice, you should hide when you see it Far away."

Hatta went out cursing, Kusanagi's brain ached—

"These guys, can you really expect them to do anything?"

Then he said to Yin Zi, "The little devil has gone straight, let's talk."

"Where? Ah Yin, am I the one who incited the pretty little boy to go out in the middle of the night?"

"Liar!" Anna, who had been playing in silence, said.

"Look, even Anna can't be fooled, so let's fool those unreliable little devils." Kusanagi said.

"This guy is the smartest." Yin Zi pointed to Anna, and then sighed, "It's a little rewarding, but my direction is a bit different from yours. I told you that I would definitely come over and make trouble."

"Originally a simple matter, the more people involved, the more troublesome it will be. In short, it has drawn some thread. If you don't agree with my approach, you can find someone on your own. If you dare to add chaos to my path, I will kill you."

"Hey! Don't you want to pick up some worry-free guys? Your Majesty!" Kusanagi complained to Zhou Fangzun.

Zhou Fangzun ignored him, with a laissez-faire attitude of doing what he likes.

"Don't worry!" Anna held Kusanagi's hand, which sighed frequently. "It will get better and better. I can feel that from that night on, the suffocating sense of fate is gradually disappearing."

Anna's ability is predictable to a certain extent, since she has said so, what is there to be depressed about?

The next day, Yinzi left the house early in the morning and headed towards Xueyuan Island. Hatta didn't come back all night, and he didn't know which pervert had killed him.

I heard from Kusanagi that the glasses guy from the blue group was from the red group before, and he was picked up by Zhou Fangzun together with Hatta, but now he serves the young group with subtly opposite positions. The lawsuit is still deep.

But at first glance, the guy with the glasses is the type of Chengfu who is deeper than Bada, and that stupid kid like Bada must not be able to take advantage of it.

Well, the love and murder between the green group and the red group has a long history is not important at the moment, the most important thing is that today Xiao Hei will hold Xiao Bai everywhere to find evidence that he is not there.

Yin Zi hoped to have some useful clues.

The station to Xueyuan Island has to pass a big bridge, and Yinzi, who was sluggishly dragging his sleepy pace in the morning, stopped——

"Get down!"

There was a chuckle from above, "I complained about that guy making a big fuss before."

Accompanied by these words, a tall figure in a long black windbreaker jumped down from above, "As expected of the king's judgment, this kind of sensitivity is worth making a fuss about."

Yin Zi sized him up carefully. The person who came was a flirtatious and handsome man with dark purple mid-length hair. His tone of voice was delicate, a bit feminine.He was slender and slender, with a very long knife on his back, and he seemed to be a hostile person.

"Wang? Could it be the self-appointed name of some middle school kid again?" Yinzi was a little bit terrified when he heard this word recently. How many kings have been involved in Nima's back and forth?Again?

I'm afraid the situation won't turn into a pot of eight-treasure porridge, and add some barley, right?

After hearing this, Yu Shaoshen Zi smiled with a good temper, "I agree with you very much. Recently, any middle school kid can call himself king."

Then he looked at Yinzi carefully, "It's really a rare beauty. Although it is neglected, if possible, I don't want to treat you roughly. However, the king's order is absolute."

The author has something to say: I regret writing K, there has never been a chapter stuck like this, including the Internet king who is known as the most stuck before.

Today's speed is 500 words per hour, and I'm almost on my knees after coding, so finish it early, and send it to a beautiful senior sister.

Thank you Lei Lei for your reward, meme!