If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Tsunade's gamble can be described as reading a thousand sails.

The point is that she is several rounds older than Yinzi, and it is different from Yinzi who has never been able to eat or have the opportunity to touch gambling since she was a child, and has only really entered the sea in the past two years.

Tsunade, as the princess of Konoha, has no shortage of pocket money since she was a child, and also has a crooked gambler grandfather, who has shown a lifelong interest in this profession since childhood.

It is equivalent to her Jianghu experience dozens of times more than silver, but such a long time, such a losing method, has not dampened her enthusiasm, it can be seen that she is a character who will never return.

For the proposal of the casino, she refused at first.

who is she?After running the casino for so many years, her legend has long been left in the rivers and lakes.How could such a dignified figure demean himself and confront an unknown girl to satisfy the curiosity of these idle guys around him?

But a penny is hard for a hero. She borrowed money to gamble and already lost everything. She even asked the casino to borrow a lot.

It's time to pay back the money now, and she's about to lose her fat times. From a standpoint, it's basically the fish on the chopping board of the casino, so there's no room for choice.

Hearing the preferential conditions offered by the casino, even though he was not convinced, he obediently agreed.

At this moment, all the troublemakers around gathered at this table, and the casino played out the gimmick before looking for the silver.They are not afraid that Yinzi will not agree——

After all, the gambler's psychology is not easy to control?Sure enough, as soon as the conditions were mentioned, the guy rushed over happily.

Seeing that the person in front of him was Tsunade, Ginko seemed to have been frightened, and his ferocious aura immediately dissipated.

It's not that he's afraid of Tsunade, but that if he bumps into her now, he won't be far away from the meeting between the two waves of people. If the confrontation in the casino is not guaranteed, it will be stabbed in front of Jiraiya and Naruto.

You know, the three of them have no money at the moment, and today's dinner is also thinking about frying the cicadas on the tree with hemp oil to deal with it.

If the master and apprentice know that there is still money hidden here, and watch them have nothing to eat and have to come out to gamble, will it not be enough to vent their anger?

Tsunade's aura became even more arrogant when the money was discouraged.

She was originally a beautiful Yujie, her appearance has not changed for decades, her arms are holding a pair of big breasts, her aura is not angry, and she is followed by her younger brother and pets. No matter how you look at it, the configuration is much more imposing than that of Yinzi. .

Yinzi didn't turn around and leave without thinking, but since he had met face to face, I'm afraid it would be useless to run away now.It's not that she is narcissistic, the recognition of this face is still unique, how can there be any reason to forget it in a short time after seeing it?

She simply pulled away the chair opposite Tsunade, and sat down with the awareness that stretching her head and shrinking her head would be a stab.

Tsunade frowned, feeling even more angry.

The guy on the opposite side reminded her of Jiraiya, whether it was his facial features or his lazy and cowering look, and for a moment, she really had the urge to cross her nostrils and throw him upside down to beat him up.

So she gave a 'tsk', and subconsciously muttered, "He really looks like that guy, so hot!"

Unexpectedly, Yin Zi, who was originally in a hurry, suddenly became angry when he heard this.

Knowing the details of this guy, of course you know who Tsunade is talking about.She felt that she had been insulted, even if it was to ridicule others, she would not take it so harshly.

Yinzi suddenly slapped his palm on the table, and the sudden sound startled the people around him——

"Hmph! You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my appearance." She pointed to her face, "Look carefully, this thing took three days and three nights of racking your brains and wasting thousands of sheets of manuscript paper to finally finish it." Formed. Every inch and every ounce is a carefully polished work of art, which embodies the purest passion and love of the creator. To put it bluntly, it is a concept similar to the human being made by God himself.”

"You compare me, Ah Yin, to the wretched uncle whose face was stepped on when he came out of the oven? That guy is just leftover scraps that he messed with casually. Fortunately, he put it in a place where there are crooked melons and jujubes everywhere. He needs to be replaced. In other places, using soy sauce is considered polluting the cityscape, let me tell you."

Tsunade raised his eyebrows when he heard that, it seemed that he knew her details.Ordinary people may not be aware of the wandering around these years, Sannin's reputation may not be as loud as Big Fat Sheep.

But she didn't deliberately conceal her identity, and swaggered around the casinos all over the world. It's not that she didn't encounter a ninja gambler being recognized, which is not surprising.

But Yinzi's words made her unhappy, that guy Jiraiya, it's one thing for him to despise Desho, but no matter how much Sannin's name still hangs on them, he is not insulted at all. Looks good, how can a little girl be so open-minded?

Thinking of this, Tsunade sneered, "Blow, but the one who put gold on your face is just because my parents were a little more particular when they created humans. Do you really think that your face has been kissed by God?"

"My mother doesn't know you little girls? You think it's justice with a face that shakes your chest all day long, and you put poses more important than skills. The ninja world is led to ruin by scum with brains like you."

Yinzi was taken aback, and thought that this guy has a good relationship with Zilai, and he is also an old driver who doesn't shy away from meat and vegetables. Fortunately, he emphasized her characteristics together, so that this attribute can't be seen. day.

But she came out to mess around, and she had never been taught a lesson by anyone relying on her seniority as a little girl, and she immediately turned back when she heard Tsunade being so oppressive——

"Broker? Hey! Who is one of the famous pornographic gambling and drug addicts talking about? Your behavior has set an example for thousands of retired ninjas and young people waiting for work. These days, those who hang out in casinos, those who buy pornographic books, and those who take drugs How about more and more people? Do you feel a sense of accomplishment?"

"You!" Tsunade was about to get angry when he was interrupted by the croupier next to him.

The guy took out a loudspeaker out of nowhere, "Wow! The two of them are so angry before they even started."

"Say, all customers, old and new, it's the battle of the beauties of the century. One is sure to lose every bet, like a big fat sheep, and has rarely won a career since his debut. The other is a little less experienced, but his qualifications are definitely expected to compete with the old seniors."

"Gentlemen, thirty hands! A total of thirty hands. I played the simplest probability game. I never won a game from the beginning to the end. The loss made our casino feel ashamed."

"In the past, in the casino, it was all about winning and losing. But have you ever seen someone who bet on whose luck is worse? Damn, it's a rare opportunity. This is the only time. Those who place bets will definitely leave their hands, and the time will not wait."

Ginko and Tsunade's mouths twitched, feeling that the two of them are players in their own game, but they are bets in the game of the entire casino.Does the black-hearted workshop want to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime gimmick to break through the day's turnover in one fell swoop?

But the people around have already been incited, and it is true that the two of them have the capital to attract everyone.

If it's really two alcoholic uncles who have been hanging out for many years, even if they lose their pants all day long, they can't make such a storm, the main thing is good looks.

Both of them are amazingly beautiful big-breasted beauties, and they are equally unlucky. It's not that they are bad at the technical level, but it's really God against them. It's not right for them to make a lot of money if they appear in the same place at the same time. a sum?

Since it's a gamble on luck, you can't play technical things. The more straightforward and simple the project is, the more it will test your luck.

"First game, guess the coin!" The croupier took out a coin and said, "Guess first, and then I will toss it. It is absolutely fair and just. Let's see, when two unlucky guys collide, who is it?" A little bit of Lady Luck's favor."

"Huh? Guessing coins? That's my strong point." Yinzi raised his chin, but he didn't know where he got the confidence to say, "It's a pity that no casino has set up this project, otherwise, Ah Yin, I would definitely be a generation of gamblers. Classmates have dinner and drink Guess the coin to decide who pays—I never paid Ah Yin once.”

"Oh! I imagined it." Tsunade snorted coldly, "The little girl is capable of talking about repudiation so beautifully."

"When it comes to guessing coins, I should be the proud one." Tsunade continued, "With this skill, I don't know how many times I have avoided crises. The so-called luck is also part of strength, yes, that has become my record Indivisible splendor."

"That's right, you dodged it, and the other two were chased to death. What an incredible record." Yinzi taunted.

Seeing that the two were about to pinch again, the croupier hurriedly interrupted them. After all, the gamblers came to gamble, not to watch the two women fight each other.

In the end, Tsunade guessed heads, and the silver was tails, and the two of them stared closely at the coin in the dealer's hand.

I saw the coin was placed in the middle of the curved index finger, and the edge was the tip of the thumb ready to go.With a flick of your fingertips, the coin will fly into the air, spinning continuously in the air.

After reaching the commanding heights and falling back under the force of gravity, the lively atmosphere around suddenly became quiet, and a needle could be heard.The coin toss time of one or two seconds was infinitely elongated, and people could even see the blurred patterns between the spins.

With a crisp sound, the metal and the wooden gaming table meet, and the first one to hit the ground is the horizontal side?

It seems that the suspense is not over yet. The coins are standing on the table and are still spinning, and everyone's hearts are raised to their throats. When the speed is getting slower and slower, some people even start calling for their bets. that side.

"Front, front..."

"Reverse, reverse..."

Ginko and Tsunade also stared at the coin, seeing it would not stop for a long time, wishing to slap it flat on the table, of course that would be cheating and judge the other party to win, neither of them wanted to do this Doing wedding dresses for others, so I gritted my teeth to hold back my violent temper.

The speed per second gradually decreased, the frequency of the rotation became slower and slower, and finally it was time to announce the winner.

I saw that the thing was about to fall to one side, but at this time a gust of wind came from nowhere, straightened the subtle imbalance, shook it twice, and finally it was its proudly standing figure nailed to the table.

"This, neutral? The banker takes all?" The croupier hasn't encountered such a good thing in so many years. Such a large-scale gambling is enough to get a ticket, but the big and small take all?

The mouth at the casino was almost crooked, but Yinko and Tsunade shot at the same time as if they had a heart-to-heart——

With a "snap", the coins were directly pushed into the solid wood table, firmly inlaid in it, penetrating three points into the wood.

The guy who wanted to swear or curse for bad luck after losing money also retracted his neck and dared not open his mouth at this moment. Unexpectedly, the two still endured it. People or something, but if there is a conflict, ordinary people will be beaten.

Tsunade withdrew his hand that was one step behind, and raised his eyebrows, "You have a good reaction, little girl."

"Ah, you're young after all!" Yinzi returned.

"Yoxi knows." Tsunade made a cross on his forehead, "Wash my neck in the next round and wait."

Of course, the casino hoped that the conflict between the two of them would be as intense as possible. It was only one or two tables, and they were willing to take it.

"Second game, guess the dice!" The croupier said, "Unlike the previous rules, this time there is no need for three dice, but only one. Considering the croupier's proficient manipulation, in order to show fairness, this round of betting It won't be me who rolls the dice."

It's not the casino side, and it won't pull a person out to operate it nearby. After all, the people who come and go to the casino are old gamblers, and it's not uncommon for them to be able to roll dice with one or two hands.

If the customer shakes out the desired points according to the bet he placed, wouldn't that be asking for trouble?

"So we use it!" said a green parrot being pushed out.

Yinzi and Tsunade were also a little confused when they saw the casino desperately using their imagination to make money, but after careful consideration, they felt that this was quite reasonable.

What does a bird know?When everyone is Uchiha Itachi?The dice thrown by it are completely uncertain, which indeed guarantees fairness to the greatest extent and shows the luck component between victory and defeat.

"Ha! Speaking of little birds, Ah Yin, I am very popular with them." Yinzi fooled himself confidently, "Not to mention far away, just last month, there was a crow lying flat and letting him touch it."

Tsunade broke out in a cold sweat. Look at the attributes of Sannin: slugs, slugs, snakes, eat or be eaten, all are natural enemies of birds.Her biggest interaction with birds is the fried quail she ordered while drinking.

For a while, I was really fooled by Yinzi's self-boasting posture!

One grows and the other fades away, a little timidity on her side, Yinzi's nostrils turned even more upside down.Gambling luck, sometimes it depends on one's momentum, as long as the momentum overwhelms the opponent, overwhelms the whole situation, it will be favored by luck.

Back then, there were several times when the whore went to the casino to get her. That guy didn't know how to fart, but he was able to win many battles. Yinzi finally figured it out in a flash. After all, it was his god who blocked the kill The aura of God bluffed everyone.

She was full of confidence until the parrot threw the dice on the table with its mouth in its mouth, and the dice didn't go anywhere, but was nailed impartially to the crack left by Yin Zi hammering the coin into the gaming table just now!

With a slight gap as a support, the dice stood upright coquettishly with its strange corners facing the sky!

A gust of wind blew by, but still stood still!

The casino was about to celebrate with beating gongs and drums, Tsunade grabbed Ginko's head with his hands, and clasped his five fingers together, "Hey~ why did you slap the table in a hole? Did you expect this situation so you want to cheat? Little girl, look at it." On its side, if it wasn't for your cheap hands, I would have won."

"Fart, do you know how to shirk responsibility now? It's like saying that if I don't come, I can avoid the fate of being smashed in." Of course, Yinzi is not responsible for his death. After desperately saving his head, he pointed to the sieve to " And have you seen that only one of the three sides facing up is a large number of five points, and the rest are one or three points. If you turn it over, my winning rate is two-thirds, and your winning rate is only one-third. Is the victory my own? No wonder I still lose after decades.”

"Ahem! So I suggest" Yinzi raised his hand and revealed his real purpose to the casino. "If it's just luck, then the result has obviously come out. Two-thirds beat one-third, so it should be judged." I win."

"Go, I'm ashamed to mention my luck." Of course, the casino will not let her be foolish, and the banker will still win this game.

After witnessing two consecutive rounds of such tragic fortunes with the betting crowd just now, I can't help but really start to believe that there are really people who are overwhelmed to the end and lose every bet, even if they face the same tragic guy, luck will not miss a bit on them.

It's a pity that you can't buy the dealer to win, otherwise it seems that you can't make a profit.

Then began the third round. This time, considering that the two were too unlucky to avoid the accidents of the previous two rounds, they decided to let them participate in the round in person to express the concept that their fate is in their hands.

Of course, the gameplay is still simple. In front of everyone, the croupier put a new playing card without any traces into a cloth bag——

"This time, it's up to you to reach in and draw. There are two sides. Which side is drawn will determine which side wins."

Ginko chose tails, and Tsunade chose heads.

To be honest, everyone's expectations for this game have reached the highest point, because the coin will be neutral and the dice will be upside down. Although the probability of this is small, it is not impossible for it to happen.

But poker is different. When you take it out of an invisible bag, one side is always up and the other side is down. After all, the poker is in the hands of a person, it is controllable, and there is no accidental appearance wrong way situation.

The original rule was two wins out of three, and both players lost in the first two rounds, which means the current situation is still a draw.Knowing success or failure, Yin Zi took the most cautious attitude.

I saw her take out a thing from her bosom, and the silver didn't shy away from anyone, so after taking it out, everyone could clearly see that it was a dice.

But it is different from ordinary dice, there are 20 sides, nineteen of them are written with good luck, and only one side is written with bad luck.

Seeing Tsunade looking over, Ginko smiled triumphantly, "I told you that you are in trouble. I just let you look at your age in the war before. As long as I think about it, I can end this boring victory and defeat immediately. "

"If you don't have the golden rule, don't pretend to be someone else, don't talk about guessing good or bad, even if you set up an altar to do it again, you should lose or you have to lose." Tsunade said disdainfully.

"Hehe! The dead duck has a hard mouth, do you think the probability of winning or losing is still half and a half? Naive, now my chance of winning is 90.00% five, and you are only 5.00% idiot, you are no longer fighting against me, It's against such a terrifying probability, with your luck, what do you think you can do to turn yourself around?"

After Yin Zi brought this risk dice from there, it has been suffocating for a long time, so there is no probability of rolling the risk dice if it is used too much. The guy who tried the risk dice for the first time has a 100% probability of rolling the risk dice.

With this kind of winning item, she has almost confirmed her chances of winning, but she originally wanted to use it on a gamble that would make her rich overnight, and it was a pity to use it to deal with the big fat sheep Tsunade.

But people have to fight for their breath when they are alive, right?Ginko never accepts the fact that he is worse than Tsunade in gambling.

She reached into the cloth bag with one hand, held the dice in the other hand, and threw out the dice with both hands. The dice fell on the table, and Yin Zi looked over proudly——

Great evil!

Nani?Her face turned black all of a sudden, and she was about to grab the dice to see if there was something wrong, but she didn't know what she touched during the movement, only to hear a bang, and the whole table suddenly exploded.

It stands to reason that an explosion of this magnitude should involve all the spectators around, but I don't know how the explosion spread. He fired everyone, and only shouted at Yin Zi's face.

Of course, Tsunade who was sitting across from her was also rarely affected a little bit, which was not a big accident for the principle that risk dice do not hurt others, which showed her bad luck.

Tsunade stared helplessly at the face opposite that had been blown into coal balls and coughed, a few streaks of black ash spewed out from his mouth and nose, but his originally annoyed mood suddenly relaxed, and he almost laughed out loud.

With an explosion of this level, the cloth bags and poker on the table were of course destroyed to nothing, and Yinzi threw the dangerous thing of risk dice on the ground in a rage, stepped on it and crushed it——

"I let you blow it up!"

But people's risk dice are not easy to bully. When they were about to perish, they exerted their last bit of spare power and exploded on the spot when the silver stepped on it.

Fortunately, Yinzi had been on guard for a long time, otherwise he would be crippled, but even so, he was in a mess with his outfit at the moment.

In the end, Tsunade and Ginko were both kicked out of the casino. At that time, the sun was setting, and the two unlucky figures of Xiao Suo were particularly sad in the evening.

In fact, after the third game, there were a lot of play-offs, but it was an evil one. No matter how strict the rules were, accidents of one kind or another would still happen. Either a tie would benefit the banker, or accidents would happen. unknown.

By the time everyone sees that these two guys are really out of time and absolutely impossible to win, the dealer has squeezed out all the profits that can be squeezed and made a lot of money, so he lost interest in the two unlucky ghosts. rushed out.

Ginko and Tsunade looked at each other without saying a word, but in the common experience of repeated battles and defeats, there was a sympathy in the depths of their eyes, they turned around in various ways, and left in opposite directions——

The two guys who tried their best to show that they were free and unrestrained, one was pulled away by Shi Jing who was chasing up, and the other——

Yinzi looked at Naruto who was staring at her begging for her food, and then remembered that he still had something to do.

"What do you mean by not talking? What about the food?" Naruto got impatient, "Even if it's a plate of roasted grasshoppers, you have to serve the food, otherwise we two have worked hard for a day, where are you hiding?"

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Summary:

As the college entrance examination was approaching, Lin Wanyun, who had a brain twitch and went to confess and was rejected, was very sad. She played Weibo to mediate her mood, but accidentally downloaded an app called 'Heaven Realm'.

Suddenly started her "ups and downs" life.

Didn't do well in the college entrance examination?

Wen Quxing smiled: "Just play normally."

Then, he accidentally got the first place in the province.

Getting uglier?

Sister Guanyin smiled: "It's good to grow up normally."

Then, I accidentally realized that I had counterattacked from a low profile to a high profile beauty.

being bullied?

Kong Kong raised his eyebrows: "If you take a stick from my old grandson, you dare to bully my apprentice."

The heroine: "...my human world is a society ruled by law, fighting is not for me, master, you broke the law."

***

The above facts are purely coincidental, but in fact, daily life is:

Inside the mall.

The Queen Mother and the Seventh Fairy: "Old Ba, wrap this up for me, and I'll go buy a dress for your godfather."

The hostess carried a lot of bags and bags in her hand, she wanted to cry but she didn't have any tears: "Well, godmother, godmothers."

night.

Black and white impermanence: "Bao'er, cook a meal for the uncles, come to your world to catch a ghost, I'm so hungry."

The hostess looked at the handsome ghost who was wearing a red dress and smiling alluringly by her side all the time, with a face full of horror: "Brother, I will definitely burn more money for you in the future, please stay away from me."

……

As the saying goes, when gods fight, mortals suffer.

Here it is, the gods descend to earth, and the heroine suffers.

When the high-cold gods descended into the mortal world, they were like wild horses that had run loose, and they couldn't be controlled.

Looking at a group of gods who have already bigu, one by one, like foodies in her house, they are savagely sweeping up the world's delicacies, the heroine is very tired.

The heroine: "Damn it, is there any other way? Don't care about these foodies? I'm still a child, why are you doing this to me? You can't let me fall in love quietly..."

The male protagonist smiled meaningfully: "...I can't."

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