If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Ji Lai also travels all over the world for so many years, not relying on the prestige of the three ninjas to bluff and deceive.

On the contrary, during these years of peace, he has become more and more low-key, and he usually uses another name that is also famous in a certain field——

Best-selling author of pornographic books.

Here we will talk about the two factions of the writer's creative source.

One is the imaginative school, which is born with a magnificent brain hole, hovering in the brain like a black hole, even if you stay at home and live in the wilderness, you can still open up wonderful worlds one after another by relying on brain supplementation.This type requires the ultimate talent, and most people can't envy it, they can only sigh in admiration.

The other is the experiential school, that is, the imagination is average, but the life experience is rich, and the life is more exciting than the novel. A little interception and polishing will be a rare masterpiece.In a sense, this also requires talent-the talent of event-attracting physique.

Of course, Zilai also belongs to the latter category. His life experience has been magnificent. If he is writing an X-point waste wood upgrade stream, or a cool article of the type of war power, his own personal story alone can make him famous in this type of writing. It's worth decades of old money.

But he thinks he is quite an ideal person, even at this age, he can't hinder the heart that has the courage to break through.

Lying down and relying on your existing capital to live without thinking about developing, what is the difference between that and salted fish?

With such an ambition, Ji Lai also resolutely devoted himself to the field of writing that he was not familiar with—Cheng/ren/erotic/erotic/fan.

Not to mention how eager Tsunade and Orochimaru were to draw a line with him when they knew about this situation, and even sent people to hunt them down in turn in an attempt to save Sannin's face—

That's right, not only Orochimaru's people chased and killed Jiraiya a few years ago, but also Konoha Princess Tsunade's people.

But since I came here, I really love my own line, and under the pressure of the world and the accusations of my peers, I insist on going further and further on this road.

After many years, relying on hard work in a difficult environment, Zilai has finally established a world in this field. Today, the dark and hidden shops in the streets and alleys, the dusty corner of newspapers and bookstores, the uncle who picks his feet You can easily see his works under the pillow of your wardrobe.

This is an incredible spread. Now when it comes to intimacy in heaven, who among the same people is not awe-inspiring?Jilai has also achieved a second spring in his career, and a sense of satisfaction after harvesting.

But as mentioned earlier, he is an experiential writer. For fields that he has not personally experienced - he once aspired to be a playboy and fell in love with beautiful women in the world to experience the unforgettable experience, but the hardware conditions could not keep up with his ambition.In the end, the experience of a playboy is not there, but the experience of being slapped by a hooligan can apply for a world record, which ordinary people can't break easily.

Some readers often wrote to say that he portrayed the wretched characters in his books very well, such as the village bully who molested beautiful women, especially when he was slapped in the face and slapped in the face, the moment was so immersive that it was amazing.

Jilai also shed two lines of tears every time he received such a letter.In the skillful and amazing brushwork is the realization of the pain on his face.

Closer to home, since one way doesn’t work, we have to think about another way to get materials—thus, a generation of voyeurs was born.

This incident has not been exposed for so many years. At that time, Tsunade and Orochimaru who were still in Konoha and the three generations of Hokage, the three masters and apprentices received suspicious appearances that were suspicious of Jiraiya. It was really a little bit short of approving the wanted document of S-rank traitorous ninja in the office.

Later, I may feel that it is too embarrassing to separate the relationship like this, so I swallowed the anger together with the blood, and tried to create a lot of topics again and again. Over time, the sense of existence of Sannin was weakened, so that I was able to save face. .

And Zilai doesn't care how much his teacher and companions want to tear him into pieces, but there is only one thing that is more righteous, that is, when collecting materials as a writer, he will never forget that he is a ninja .

To put it plainly and easily, if you are caught, you will be repaired by others and will not fight back.Otherwise, if he flees and commits crimes with his strength, if he really wants to hide it, no one will be able to catch his feet.

Leaving aside where he thinks this irritating matter-of-fact matter comes from, even if he is beaten up, it will not hurt this rough-skinned and thick-skinned old hooligan at all. Seeing the aggrieved feeling of being unbeatable.

Just like at this moment, Zilai also thought he was caught, so he flattened his hand and let him repair it. He was already a dead pig and would not be scalded with boiling water.Unless Tsunade came in person, as long as he didn't die, even dragging his sick body covered with gauze, he would fight on the front line.

But he was so smug that he forgot what this place was!

Konoha, his hometown, his base camp, he is not in the village, but the village still sings his legend, not a place where even if he is beaten half to death, he can pass by as a wretched vagrant.

And this guy with silver hair in front of him is not any other shy bath girl, who was peeked at and repaired, with the purpose of not publicizing the scandal, generally speaking, he didn't publicize it much.

Yinzi looked at the old hooligan in his hand who was laying flat and doing repairs, rubbing his chin and showing a cruel and evil smile.

The big sisters who were in trouble had already escaped after being frightened. The three Naruto Gaara Ebisu who heard the noise and ran over there, walked in through the big hole in the wall hesitantly, and saw a brutal beating ——

A white figure suddenly fell in front of them, exhaled more air than inhaled, his face was swollen like a steamed bun, and his condition was not as good as a rag.

Seeing Ebisu, his eyes immediately shone with hope, "Ebisu, save me!"

The man tremblingly stretched out a hand to ask for help, but before he could react, the perpetrator cut the hand back and used the wrestler's cruel strangulation method to make the guy terrified.

"Hey! It's only been a few rounds? Didn't I say that I was going to beat him to the brim? I have no background at all!" The silver-haired demon who was twisting Jiraiya came.

"I, I—" His face turned purple from being suppressed, and he choked out a sentence with difficulty, "Tsunade gave birth to a child without telling me."

He made a mistake. He thought that after surviving from Tsunade's fist, he could face all challenges in the world fearlessly.

As a result, I really can't talk too much, and I can see everything after living for a long time.

When he didn't realize it, there were strange women like Tsunade who turned out—they were beautiful in appearance and proud in bust, and they looked like a popular heroine, but they were tyrannical and cruel.

Jiraiya kicked the iron plate as soon as he returned to Konoha. In addition to the broken bones all over his body crying, a certain cruel fact made him even more unable to face.

Strange power, strange power, is just an inconspicuous part of the many splendid ninjutsu in the ninja world, but its power and practicality are beyond words.

Don't think that there is no threshold for this thing, in fact, it requires an extremely powerful function and repair ability of one's own body.Tsunade is a descendant of the Senju clan, so she is born with a special physique. Except for the old monsters from a hundred years ago, she is the only one who has become famous here for so many years. One can imagine how harsh the conditions are.

As a long-term victim of this strange power, Jiraiya has not thought about the way of it. Over the years, Tsunade has also accepted disciples, and Duan's niece has been practicing with her all year round.

That child had grown up under his own supervision, and his talent was definitely not bad, but he didn't fully digest Tsunade's ability, which just explained his speculation—that thing probably needs to be inherited by blood.

It is estimated that only the bloodline of Qianshou can bloom such a straightforward body strength!

Decades of companions and children are so old but they are kept in the dark. Can you experience this feeling of being abandoned by the whole world?

Just when Jiraiya had nothing to love, Ebisu struggled to recognize the face that had long been indistinguishable through the conspicuous features——

"Master Jiraiya?"

"Who? Your acquaintance?" Naruto heard Ebisu call out the name of the voyeur, rubbed his arms and took a step back, "I actually know this kind of guy. I can't resist sex/seduction in difficult times, and dare to call myself a gentleman."

Ebisu was impatient to pay attention to the brat's taunts, and rushed to rescue Jiraiya with difficulty, "Master Jiraiya, when did you come back? How did you get beaten like this by Kakashi's sister?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone saw that Zilai, like a dying grass being dripped with fairy nectar, immediately regained its vitality.

He jumped up suddenly, ran to Ginko, and looked up and down, "Really? That's the case, I said that this anti-human silver hair, staring dead fish eyes, doesn't look like Tsunade, okay, okay ! So I still have a chance.”

I was slapped again just after I finished speaking, and my money was picked and my ears were picked, "Did you hear that, the old hooligan who hasn't had a spare tire for decades still thinks he has a chance, and wrote so many jokes and co-authored you to build a car behind closed doors? I don't know The three major illusions of life?"

Jiraiya is now in a cowardly psychological transition after a false alarm, and he is also angry when he hears this, in order to avoid the violence that he does not know whether he will be able to resist or not, he is so shameless as to—

"You are Kakashi's younger sister. You were mentioned in the third generation's letter. If I had known that such a cute teacher called me back, I wouldn't have pushed back." He licked his face and said, "From now on, you will follow Kakashi and call me master." Come on, don't be shy."

"My brother and I have popularized our personal network, and there is no such person as Shigong." Yinzi smiled evilly, "I said that if you meet an old guy who is trying to get close to you under the banner of silver hair, you can call back directly."

"What? Kakashi said that? It's impossible for him to be like this. He forgot who got the first edition of the commemorative magazine of Kissing Paradise through whom?" Still good.

"But he said that some old guys' books are so unsalable that they are so poor that they still haven't paid back the money for their underwear."

"I, I haven't come back since I've been outside." Zilai also said awkwardly.

"Then it's back now!" Yin Zi spread out his hands, "The principal owed, including the interest of so many years of rolling interest, and the hush money, nutrition, and mental damage for today's matter, take it!"

Naruto was happy when he saw that the voyeuristic pervert was defeated by Ginko, "Is it possible to eat barbecue again today? I'll go and tell Sasuke and Sakura."

Yinzi caught him, blackmail is one thing on her side, this guy is Naruto's biggest and one of the first encounters, if he wants to finish the money later, he still has to let things go back to the original track, how could he let him run around no shadow.

But Ziraiya was embarrassed, and Yinzi suddenly became unhappy, "Hey! World best-selling author, how much royalties do those picky uncles and troublesome boys give you every year? Don't tell me you have no money."

"This—you know, the days have become peaceful recently, and consumption has gradually increased. The ladies and sisters in the tavern are charging more and more, and a bottle of Dong Peli can make people bankrupt..."

"Then there is no money?" Yinzi heard him impatiently, "Gara, tie it up!"

"Wait, what do you want to do to Jiraiya-sama?" Ebisu was startled. "You know who he is, right? Show some respect, bastard."

But I love Luo Zi, who only listens to Yinzi, and has wrapped people in sand into a cocoon with only the head exposed.

Yinzi pushed away Ebisu who was standing in front of her, "As a victim of this incident, Yinzi is blameless for everything I do, right?"

This made Ebisu irrefutable. Just as she was thinking about what this guy was going to do to the famous Sannin, she heard her order to Naruto, "Get some paper and pen to write a series of banners, the content of which is roughly It’s just a human body sandbag, punched and punched, it’s a good medicine to relieve anxiety and relieve stress, you watch and organize your language, don’t make typos.”

"Ha, huh?" Naruto was a little confused, this task was obviously beyond his ability.

Gaara glanced at him contemptuously, and sneered at Konoha's uneven educational level, he raised his small chin in a showy manner, "This guy, go prepare the pen and paper, let me write."

Naruto understood clearly that he was underestimated, and was about to jump up to work, when Yinzi said, "The quality of dinner tonight depends on your speed, making money waits for no one, how can you expect business if you miss the rush hour?" immediately ran away.

Ebisu saw that this girl was going to pierce the sky, but he had no position to stop her, so he couldn't say, "My lord Zilai just peeked at the hot spring once, it's not something that happens once or twice, as for making such a big fuss battle? '

If you say this, you will be tied up and be a human sandbag with Jiraiya-sama!

Ebisu thought this was not enough, so when Ginko and the others were busy setting up a grass-roots team, they sneaked away——

When it comes to making money, especially when doing business without money, the money will be swept away and lazy, showing great enthusiasm and efficiency.

When Kakashi arrived, he saw Yin Zi and the two little ghosts, the one who collected the money, the one who counted the time, and the one who prevented the discipline. A small unlicensed stall has been booming in a short period of time. up.

There are many Konoha ninjas, but there are more ordinary people. Their normal work and life, of course, must bear the inevitable things such as mid-life crisis and work pressure.

It's the rush hour for get off work, and the uncles who have been out of their own clubs for a long time see this brand-new business, isn't it more exciting than drinking and complaining in a street tavern?

Word of mouth spread for a while, and even office workers from the other end of the village came over. Some shrewd hawkers saw the opportunity to sell melon seed drinks nearby, and were forced to pay a commission for money——

"Every time you use Ah Yin's lively physique to get cheap, right? Shouldn't you give me some commission? It's okay if you don't give it. Have you seen those two brats? To be honest, I don't want to use the power of ninjas either. Bullies, but unconscious guys are not human, right?"

The peddler cursed badly and weighed the girl's combat effectiveness that he had known so many times. The most famous shrew in the village couldn't match her, so he could only grit his teeth and obediently buy peace with money.

Yinzi crossed Erlang's legs and counted the money under the tree, drooling, and said to the side from time to time, "Brother, you are so stressed today, you are so excited that you even forgot how many times you beat yourself up, remember to come over and pay the money."

And Zilai also——

One of the once majestic Sannin was hung on a tree at this moment, looking miserable as if he was dying soon.No matter how hard ordinary civilians are beaten, it will not bring about such special effects. The only explanation is that they already have this virtue before being used as a money-making tool.

To be reasonable, although Kakashi has always maintained an attitude of sneer at his master, he still respects this strong man who has made great contributions to peace in his heart.

But the scene in front of him completely overthrew that person's unshakable position in Kakashi's heart——

How, how did it come down to this point!What do Sannin' admirers think of this?Three generations of them tried their best to hide the things they committed outside themselves in order to preserve the dignity of this series. What is the significance now?

Thinking of this, Kakashi's dead fish eyes stood upright, and his sharp light pointed directly at the guy who was greedily counting money.A person who is extremely lazy but sees the sky taking three meals and wipes his ass to clean up troubles for others, who will not let him go berserk?

The money is counting happily, thinking that this guy will stay in Konoha for a long time before taking Naruto away to practice. She doesn't ask much, as long as she spares two hours during the rush hour every day, she can guarantee that she will pass the time in this world. Get slick.

While daydreaming, she saw a black spot on the top of her head. She didn't blink her eyes and didn't stop. "The registration fee is 100 taels, and one punch is one thousand. Pay first and then line up. Don't get stuck here."

"Huh? Is there an internal price? Can relatives and friends get a discount?"

The familiar voice was thick and deep, Ginko was covered in hairs, and his ears began to hurt reflexively. When he raised his head tremblingly, he saw Kakashi staring at him without blinking one eye.

"Kakashi! Kakashi! You have to save me." Jiraiya struggled desperately when he saw a hopeful one finally came.

Subconsciously, Yinzi slapped the wooden knife, "Shut up, it's only natural to pay back the debt."

But it's one thing to speculate that Zilai also suffers from her, but it's another thing to commit a blatant murder.

Kakashi took a deep breath, seeing that all the excuses she made up were in vain because of her public stick, and she had to rack her brains to figure out a way to get this guy out, and she felt tired for a while.

Without saying a word, he grabbed her by the ear and asked Naruto to disperse them, and Ginko started to visit Hokage's office again.

This time the incident was more serious, because Gaara was also an accomplice, and Orochimaru, who was wearing a Kazekage skin and had more than half of his ribs removed, was also recruited.

He originally sneered at the rotten leaves, but when he found out that Zilai had also suffered a lot, he suddenly felt that the trip was worthwhile.

It's not that he hasn't fought before when there were disputes, but this guy has a thick skin, and he doesn't feel much even if he wins.Suddenly seeing him trembling and unlucky at this moment, I don't know if it's an illusion, even my ribs don't hurt very much anymore.

Immediately, he felt melancholy again, and looked at the money being scolded by the side with his head down, two of the three had already been folded in the girl's hands.

It's just——, Orochimaru licked his lips, the unknown power is really memorable, and he still has to find a chance to see it with his own eyes again.

The third generation was also so angry that none of his three apprentices could worry about it. After all, Kakashi was reliable and not picky. This is waiting for yourself.

But before Kakashi came back, they had already confronted this kid. It was really tricky, he couldn't kill him and he couldn't press it down. In serious cases, it wasn't a big deal, but it just caused you trouble of migraine attacks all day long.

Now she still holds some clues about Danzo in her hands, knowing how many times even he dare not pry into it lightly, and even tore the window paper to find an opportunity, not to mention how to deal with it is wrong.

Looking at the apprentices who were recalled by him, he hated iron for nothing. Thinking of the things that the three of them had picked up over the years, Tsunade and Orochimaru were not there, so Jilai was just on the way.

In the end, Gao Gao picked it up and put it down gently, and Jiraiya was also beaten up. After seeing his teacher grow strong, Kakashi threw a kid on him, indicating that this is the task.

He looked at Naruto, who looked similar to his beloved Minato, and was full of emotions for a while, but because the first impression was too conflicting, Naruto despised him even more than Ebisu, but it took a lot of effort to let the special training On track.

Yinzi was fined another two months for sweeping the streets, but she was already fearless, and she might not be here by then, so she lazily agreed and went home in the name of having to work tomorrow.

After closing the door, she took out the money excitedly. This is Kakashi's best place. He cleans up people but doesn't confiscate the tools of crime, which means that every time he is trained, he really gets the benefits.

It's no wonder none of the brats are afraid of him, tsk tsk!Be a teacher and do this.

Gaara is an accomplice, and he has been everywhere in the Yinzi incident recently. He was taken back and trained and ordered not to play with that guy again, but he will listen to other people's bullshit?

Don't talk about Ma Ji, even Feng Ying didn't give a good face, saying that he was in a hurry and almost killed himself.

Orochimaru cursed in his mouth what kind of father-son relationship, which made him restrained and unable to discipline him, otherwise it would be difficult not to keep other hole cards to suppress Gaara during the serious injury.

He had to let him hang out with that guy all day long.

After everything was on the right track, time passed much faster. Sakura would bump into silver at irregular places every day when delivering meals, and told her about the recent progress of some friends.

Ginko listened to Naruto's summoning from tadpoles to frogs to big cockroaches day by day, and Sasuke pushed the mountain with a power-up, thinking that the Chunin exam was approaching, and his relaxed days were probably coming to an end.

On the day of the final exam, the entire Konoha showed a super pomp, and Ginko got the best position through Kakashi's relationship, and served as support in the auditorium with Sakura and the others.

The first game is the battle between Naruto and Neji. Ginko has never seen a serious battle between a ninja and a ninja, so the expectations for the two little ghosts are quite high.

The atmosphere in the audience was also very jubilant, but at this moment, a crow swaggered in from nowhere and landed on the guardrail in front of Yinzi.

This--

Yinzi thought, is this a coincidence?It must be a coincidence, right?It's not that all the crows in the world are contracted by that guy, and if it's really his eyes, there should be signs of Chakra on them.

There are so many ninjas present, and there are even more ninjas from the investigation department. Not to mention anything else, Hinata is still sitting next to her, so any abnormalities must have been discovered earlier.

If I really want to drive this bird away, I will see the flash of red in its head and eyes!

Yinzi put down the hand holding the popcorn, it really is that, right?Stupid parents are worried about their children taking the high school entrance examination?Even if it's not far away, I still have to find a way to take a look?

But that guy is amazing, no one has noticed anything abnormal under the watchful eyes of so many people, and she would have no idea if it wasn't for the spoiler party.

Thinking of this, Yinzi rolled his eyes and thought of playing tricks.She reached out and grabbed the crow into her hand——

"Cute little bird, do you want some popcorn?"

Itachi, who shared his senses with the crow remotely, suddenly felt that he was stuffed with popcorn!

The author has something to say: Huang gambles and drugs, there is still the last gamble left, Brother Weasel showed his face a little, I don’t know if he will come out tomorrow.

Continue to ask for nutrient solution, No.1 is too powerful, and now the number of votes is only half of her, but our growth rate is high, about 300%, No.1 seems to be [-]%, so I have confidence in the cuties , I count on you!

Thanks to Cucumber's Spring, Hartfilia, Xiaoxiong Pangci from Demon Sword, for your generous rewards!