If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Sitting at the dining table, looking at the sumptuous food in front of him, Kakashi felt the absurdity of being a guest at his own home.

But such things as getting angry, go all out and then fade away.If he couldn't speak out when he opened the door, it would be inappropriate to pat the table now.

What's more, after a long journey, the three little ones were unconscious because they were supported by the spirit of gossip. Now they sat down and were already hungry, and they beat their stomachs for several rounds.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to his side, Naruto reached out his hand furtively, but when he was about to touch the food, he was caught and slapped on it.

Sakura glared at him, and lowered her voice, "Be patient for a while, it's too rude."

He retracted his hand embarrassingly, but he was still glued to the food greedily and couldn't look back.

It's not a rare delicacy that surprises everyone. The ingredients are very common, but with the warm lights at night and the environment where you can relax after a tiring day, it just looks delicious and full.

Even Kakashi himself can't remember how long it has been since the kitchen at home has not been turned on, except for boiling water.

So no matter how much dissatisfaction and questioning accumulated along the way, when I opened the door and saw such a vibrant house, I couldn't say anything for a while.

That guy was very enthusiastic at the time. They stood at the door foolishly, bewildered and unable to return home.

The lazy eyes seemed to burst into light the moment they saw him——

"Yo! You're back! Brother!" With that bright smile and natural greeting, those who didn't know thought they grew up dependent on each other.

However, her reaction did not exceed Kakashi's expectations. After all, the appearance portrayed in her heart, no matter what, the guy who dared to fight alone and force the entire Konoha including Hokage to retreat steadily would not be shy and timid. Small type.

But what you know is what you know, but the body reaction can't keep up with the analysis in your head.

Along the way, Kakashi and the others were unloaded by this guy who already had a sense of mastery, and poured tea.After drinking, he was chased to take a bath in the bathtub that had already been filled with water.

Sasuke was still awkward and unwilling, the guy twisted his ear and threw it in——

Naruto grabbed his collar and shook twice, "I, I will do it myself!" Then he rushed in without hesitation.

Sakura, who witnessed her male god being brutally abused, also blushed and was taken to another private bathroom.

After rinsing out, the bathroom door has already prepared clothes suitable for each person's size.

It was only then that Kakashi realized that the closet at home had long since fallen during this period. The three little ghosts were wearing clothes from his childhood, but they didn't look like they had a musty smell after being put for a long time, obviously they had been washed not long ago.

They came out so refreshed, not to mention getting angry, what was waiting for them was the dinner that was about to be prepared!

It's not like Kakashi didn't think about it halfway, if there weren't so many messes, if the timing of this guy's appearance wasn't so suspicious.

If there is such a caring sister who grows up with him, spends a lonely and difficult childhood, and keeps a warm lamp for himself every time he returns from missions, what responds to him is not dusty furniture and weeds. patio--

If there is such a relative, how wonderful it would be!

But an adult is an adult after all, and has already passed the fragile age when the mind is full of loopholes and everything can be taken advantage of.

So no matter how bright the smiling face in front of him is, and the comfortable space makes people want to drown here, the vigilance and doubts that should be there are still not weakened.

Yinzi turned off the fire, put on gloves and served the last fish head tofu soup on the table in a casserole, then tore off the apron and said, "Didn't I tell you not to wait for me to eat first? Let's start!"

She doesn't have such a cute habit of clasping her hands together and saying "I'm starting" when eating, and she doesn't have a comprehensive way of taking care of others.

After the greeting, I started to pick up the rice on my own——hmm!Not to mention, after being self-reliant outside for so long, it's not as good as Yinshi who has glasses and waits around the clock. Her cooking skills are getting better and better.

Yinzi's frank and heroic style makes people feel that it is meaningless to continue to be coy.

So everyone gradually let go, when can't you say something?In short, eating is the most important thing at this moment, and I have been tired of eating Bingliang Wan 800 years ago.

The country of water is such a remote place, and even Sakura brought a few candies as snacks to the children, which made people happy for a long time.

What decent food can you expect from a place like that?So they were already very hungry when they rushed back along the way. If there was no such thing, it is estimated that Kakashi invited them to a restaurant for a big meal.

"Delicious——" Naruto pulled his head out of the rice bowl, "Tofu soup with rice is so delicious."

"Hahaha! That's because you're too hungry." Yin Zi knew how much he weighed, but this kind of praise still felt satisfying.

She put a large piece of meat into Naruto's bowl, "Don't just eat, eat meat! You also have to eat vegetables, don't worry, these are all credits from the best butcher shop, my brother's reputation is convenience Well, as soon as his name is reported, he will pay as much as he wants."

Kakashi almost spit out his tea, is there still a bill waiting for him?

Naruto agreed without winking, "Ahaha! I know the proprietress of that butcher shop. She is a widow and has always liked Kakashi-sensei. Every time she passed by, she would forcefully stuff meat, but Kakashi refused."

As he said that, he still smacked his mouth like a pity, how can a child tell what can be taken and what can't be taken?Naruto, who was living in poverty since he was a child, always itch his teeth when he saw Kakashi in such a blessing and didn't know the blessing.

"What are you refusing to do?" Yinzi felt regretful, "It's not free. The difference is that others use money, and we use charm. Is there anything wrong with relying on charm?"

"Huh?" Naruto looked at her suspiciously, then nodded half-understood, "So it's the same for Sasuke, there are so many girls sending lunch boxes, and you have to bring your own food, it's sick!"

Sasuke was about to scold this idiot, but Kakashi made a move first, and he slammed Naruto on the head with a thud, "That's what you thought about the soft-fed boy from the beginning."

Then he looked at Yinzi, after all, he couldn't just clean up without saying a few words.But Naruto can still say that the kid is ignorant, this guy is already such a big man, obviously there is something wrong with his three views, right?

Naruto continued to yell, but Kakashi stuffed a piece of meat in with his chopsticks to stop his mouth, and the dangerous topic came to an end.But thinking of going to the proprietress to pay the bill tomorrow, Kakashi had another headache.

This meal was even richer than expected. After eating and drinking, that guy actually took out pudding from the refrigerator!

Sakura was so happy that her eyes turned green. She likes snacks, and her mouth faded out of her mouth as soon as she ate soil. If she can still be reserved in front of Sasuke for a while after eating, her current eating appearance is not much better than that of Naruto just now.

But Yinzi was still dissatisfied, and complained endlessly while eating, "It is said that he is the leader of Ninja Village, and he is the leader in economy and technology. Pooh! You can't even make a pudding mountain."

"The third generation fooled me and asked to find a few technicians to help, but that idiot sprayed water into the pudding powder. I kicked him down on the spot. Why the hell do you still eat such disgusting things?"

The originally delicious dessert tasted like chewing wax in Kakashi's mouth at this moment——

Co-authoring three generations and still avoiding the important and taking the light?How many outrageous things has this guy done?When he goes to work tomorrow, he won't suddenly find that all his colleagues have been offended, will he?

Right now he couldn't sit still anymore, and spent the last time like a year, watching the guy send the three little devils away in person, and asked Naruto to come to have breakfast tomorrow.

When there were only the two of them left in the huge house, without the buffer of the little ghost, many things were open and honest, but it also became more acute.

Yinzi sat down on the stone chair under the grape arbor, and patted the place next to him——

"sit down!"

Here it is again, the intense awkward feeling of being a guest in one's own home!But he would not specifically emphasize such dispensable things.

He sighed obediently and sat beside him, feeling the strong presence of the cheap sister.

This is really a special guy, the kind who forgets when he sees it.Kakashi has handled a lot of high-level missions, and even aristocratic women like princesses or daimyos have seen several of them.

There are many people with a stately appearance among them, but compared with the guy next to him who is fooling around and picking his nose as if nothing had happened, those beautiful women actually look dull.

Restraining his inner subjective evaluation, Kakashi said, "I have been passively accepting everything about you all this way. Now I want to hear what I should know from you. Tell me!"

Seeing his serious expression, Yinzi didn't hesitate too much.After all, at the time of spreading the rumors, she knew that there would be a day of confrontation in court, leaving her such a long reaction time, whether she was mentally calculating or not, in fact, she had already thought up a set of logical excuses in her heart.

When Hatake Sushige died, Kakashi was still very young, and he was in a time of war. He must gather less and leave more, and there was a lack of communication between father and son.

You can't expect such a person, even your own son, to know anything about his daily life. It is not easy to catch an accident that was difficult to investigate more than 20 years ago.

It is in this closed and strict world that all ninjas are war resources.Just like every batch of weapons issued will be specially registered.

Of course, the ninja's outings and mission status are also strictly recorded. All Yinzi needs to do is to obscure his own birthday.

In this way, it is impossible to deduce where Hatake Sushige was and what she did from her specific date of birth.If it was found out that he happened to be on vacation at home with his son, even if there was a blood plug-in opened by the AB master, it would be embarrassing.

She still has to explain her physical strength, because in Konoha, who is so skilled, unless she really doesn't want to work anymore, concealing her strength will only make her feel at a loss when doing things.

Therefore, her external caliber has been quite unified and perfect——

"To be honest, I only recently got a general idea about my father." Yin Zi said slowly, as if it was true, "Unlike you, I haven't seen him since I was born, because he just left him For the sake of my pregnant mother, even my mother is not close to me."

"No one has celebrated my birthday since I realized it. When I learned about it from other people and went back to ask my mother, what I got was that she had forgotten the exact date."

"Anyway, it's not important. It's just that I lived so sloppily. Since last winter, my mother has been seriously ill. By this spring, I have no water and rice. I finally let go and told my father about it when the light came back. .”

"I've been yelling at Sumao Hatake for being heartless, refusing to come back to see her or something. She also said that she shouldn't have softened her heart and agreed to his request to let him go home."

"The uncle who was snatched from outside by other people dared to have such a double heart, and his leg was broken long ago. How could such a good thing happen. Because of this kindness, our mother and daughter have been ridiculed for so many years."

The more Kakashi listened, the more something was wrong. He wasn't sure if this guy was incapable of elaborating or deliberately making things upside down, but it didn't prevent him from sending out that this guy deliberately ignored two problems——

One is her specific age, and the other is where she lives.

Although the reasons for the special explanation are well-founded, it also confirms one of the biggest doubts, that is, there is no way to investigate this matter directly from her hometown.

There is no reason for the third generation to be fooled by such a simple excuse, until the end, he knew the reason.

Kakashi Maki's opening "You said - whose leg was broken?"

"With all due respect, my father didn't say that he was invincible in the world, but he was also a famous ninja in the whole world. He was recognized as a strong man with shadow-level strength, and not just a woman can control and bully him."

"Eh? Didn't the third generation tell you?" Yin Zi seemed more puzzled than he was. "Don't look at me like this. In fact, the women in our family are very strong."

"Although the shadow-level strength doesn't know what's going on, according to my mother, in her eyes, my father is a little more difficult to deal with than the cat next door who often breaks in to steal food."

Seeing that Kakashi was still in disbelief, she told him carefully, "Look, as far as I know, the uncles who were rushed to us for no reason are quite strong. Even women are very arrogant, but the hardest bone can't last three days."

"As far as I know, next door is the elite known as the top killer family, the family at the head of the village shouts all day to become the One Piece, and if they disagree with each other, they use their abilities to set fire to it and get beaten three times a day, and there is also the rabbit who is known as the strongest fighting race in the universe. ..."

Yinzi made up all the strong men she knew as victims of violence in that virtual women's village. Perhaps because of the prototype, she spoke without stagnation, and even had abilities and characteristics at her fingertips. Made up.

In the end, he glanced at Kakashi out of the corner of his eyes, and said to this Junin who is also very famous in the ninja world, "I didn't say, brother, your strength is not good, I can tell it just by looking at it. I have to make an analogy." In other words - let's put it this way, the strongest uncle in history can last three hours with a woman of average strength in the village, and you - three minutes!"

"Hey, hey! You're my brother after all. Give me some strength. How shameful would it be for me to tell you? Short and short men have no future."

Kakashi took two steps back in shock, almost unable to stand still.

Is there any worse news than knowing that one's father cheated, and that after more than 20 years, one's own sister came to share the inheritance.

The answer is yes, and that is the truth about my father's cheating. It was because he was arrested and returned to the bandit's den to be his husband.

In this way, facing this guy, all Konoha's unreasonable reactions will be fully explained.

Kakashi himself doesn't like to treat people in a rough way, but this doesn't mean that all Junin are the same.Before, he had a question that was difficult to ask.

Since this guy is so troublesome, why not temporarily control it.The third generation said that it was not good to be treated roughly because of the blood relationship. At that time, he felt that this was wrong.

Although the old man is getting old, it is inevitable that he will be soft-hearted, but he has reached the point of spreading rumors, and it is not right to be so tolerant without a bottom line, and even in the end they decided to send the person to their own home.

It's obviously a style of throwing a hot potato!

It's not that I don't want to take care of it, but I can't take care of it.Kakashi didn't know what this guy said about his lack of strength.

Just for the purpose of probing, when his palm was covered with subtle thunder and lightning strikes, what he was waiting for was not the reaction that he didn't react and completely closed his hand.

Instead, he grabbed it quickly, and the palm that was two circles thinner than his own ignored the power of thunder and lightning at his fingertips, and easily and tightly controlled himself.

All right!At this moment, the matter finally surfaced. It wasn't that the three generations didn't want to take care of it, but they couldn't take care of it.

What happened to her was big or small, or small.The strength is here, if you want to come hard, the biggest loss is Konoha.Since he can take a step back and calm down, of course, the main thing is to maintain the peace and interests of the village.

Kakashi understood at this moment, this sister is no longer a question of whether he recognizes it or not, it is equivalent to the tranquility of Konoha being tied to the chariot as a hostage.

As long as she didn't make it clear that the horses and chariots would harm the village, she had to make a good confession.

Kakashi, who had figured out his position, suddenly felt that his life was bleak. He had high expectations for the Chunin exam, and he suddenly lost interest.

Forget it, let's take a nap and discuss the meaning of life with the departed companions in a dream.

"Sleep!" he said, "Which room do you sleep in?"

Seeing that the last hurdle had passed, Ginko breathed a sigh of relief, and gave Kakashi a dazzled smiley face, "Sleep as you sleep, the room has been scrubbed and the quilt has been dried before, just use it directly. Of course I'm staying in my father's room."

Kakashi paused, but did not refute her arrangement in the end.

Yin Zi bid him farewell and pondered carefully.

In line with the principle of spreading love and peace (sense of existence), the following Chunin exams cannot be missed.Since what God AB appreciates is her kindness and softness—don't worry, under Ah Yin's care, I will never let you die a famous character.

Not to mention that the guy who gave out the bento after taking a nap was alive and kicking, and the plot was messed up and it was difficult to promote how to vomit blood.

Naruto really came to have breakfast the next day!

Kakashi looked lazy, but in essence he was completely different from Ginko.For example, people don't sleep late.

Thinking about going around to pay off my younger sister's credit today, that sleeping soundly in his father's room also became an eyesore.

He woke people up early, and one by one pointed out that the places where the credit was paid recently were nothing more than daily necessities.It's just that the number is a bit mixed, and this guy himself doesn't remember very clearly.

In the end, it took a whole morning to sort out the accounts, and I bought a lot of ingredients to go home.

When Naruto arrived, Yinzi had just cooked porridge, and simply fried some small yellow croakers to serve the porridge, as if feeding a cat.

But it is still very good to eat these in the morning, the appetite is whetted, and the whole body is warmed up.Naruto also wanted to complain that it wasn't ramen, but he forgot about it at the end of the meal.

Kakashi stared at the dead fish with disgust, "Naruto, have you used up all your living expenses?"

Naruto almost spit out a mouthful of porridge, "How do you know?"

"Some people were too smug when the task was just finished, and they took Inari to the market for a whole day——Inari couldn't be responsible for the expenses, right?" Kakashi said poker-facedly. People's current embarrassment, "However, I persuaded you to eat instant noodles for breakfast before, but now—"

"Ah~" Naruto rubbed his hands immediately "I remembered, there are still tasks to come today, Sasuke and Sakura should wait, I'll go first, Mr. Kakashi, don't get lost on the road of life for too long , quickly come to us!"

At this moment, the prince is still a stupid kid who hates and loves to play pranks everywhere, and it is much easier to support than a bottomless pit like Luffy.Silver quite likes him.At least it's more interesting than eating with two lazy uncle smelly guys.

Seeing Kakashi running people away like this, I felt a little regretful, "How much rice can he eat, let him come every day!"

"No!" Kakashi said, "Through yesterday's ignorance of this guy's concept of eating soft food, it turned out that this brat is quite dangerous. It is urgent to correct the point of not taking advantage of others."

"Cut! I'm so strong and I'm still relying on my beauty for a living, you're so weak you're so hypocritical!" Yin Zi sprayed directly.

Kakashi was blown away by this shameless three views that were taken for granted, but as an adult sister, her thinking mode has been fixed, and she can't do anything about it.

Just like this, I continued to live with my sister with stomachaches, and gradually adapted to the situation of having one more person in the house, and then took the students around to do low-level tasks.

Soon, the Chunin Exam was revealed, and candidates and envoys from various countries gradually poured into Konoha.As a result, it is bound to spend more energy on maintaining law and order.

Although he is the teacher leading the team, Kakashi is in a high position after all, and there are always things that can't be finished. Seeing that the registration is about to close, the registration form that guy brought back is still in the study.

Ginko thought about this guy, don't forget, it would be nice if the entire protagonist team missed the Chunin exam because of his negligence.

Now Ginko can't sit still, without Sasuke's participation, how can she expect to lure Itachi back, anyway, she has to watch the third generation to keep people from dying, and Itachi can sit back and relax, so it will be the year of the monkey for her to complete the task?

She is still waiting to go to the front of the parallel world to get silver.

Even if he was finally investigated for being troublesome, Yinzi still admitted it, threw away the rag, copied the registration form, and ran down the street.

According to Kakashi, Naruto has been entangled by the third generation grandson Konoha Maru recently, and that group of little ghosts should be walking around the streets and alleys to scold him in the name of trials, and the chances of encountering them should not be low.

Sure enough, people were blocked in a small alley——

Should I say that I am worthy of accident physique?What a perfect timing, so that when she came out to find someone on a whim, she encountered the scene of the Konoha trio and the sand group facing off in the first game?

As soon as the eyeballs rolled, Yinzi suddenly had an idea to make trouble.

So she flickered and disappeared in place.

Sasuke, who had just attacked Kankuro, was secretly on guard because of the guy who appeared behind him without anyone noticing, and that guy was obviously of the same age.

But among his peers, there was such a guy that people couldn't find out before he made a move. Sasuke himself was startled the moment he opened his mouth.

What if this is not sneaking behind oneself, but directly attacking?

With all sorts of complicated emotions in him, the back of his head suddenly tightened, and when he came back to his senses, he had already fallen to the ground, and the person who hooked his neck and pulled him into his arms was a guy with a familiar aura.

Sasuke hurriedly turned his head to confirm who it was, but the first thing he saw was another person who was also controlled like this!

The guy who was standing behind him like a ghost just now was also taken into his arms unexpectedly, but compared to his own, the other person's expression showed a kind of detached shock.

It was as if being caught was something that subverted his cognition.

Naruto and Sakura who were standing opposite had already recognized the person who pulled the two stinky guys from the tree, and were about to say hello, when Sand, who was looking for trouble, couldn't believe it——

"Catch, catch!" Temari quickly used his hands to cover up the exclamation that was about to blurt.

However, Kankuro lost his composure even more than her, and the puppet crow in his hand fell directly to the ground, "I love him, was he caught?"

The sand and gravel floating in mid-air surrounded the three of them, but because of the tight zero distance, even the self-protection mechanism felt like it was impossible to start.

Kankuro's violent reaction seemed to have completely aroused Gaara's reaction and ferocity. He wanted to make up for the slow reaction to the enchantment in a more bloody way.

The chilling and dangerous atmosphere immediately filled the entire space, and even Naruto and the others who were far away were stimulated to push Konohamaru and the others behind them secretly, and put them on guard.

However, no one could feel the bloody aura of this peer more straightforwardly than Sasuke. Cold sweat broke out on his head. He said he was an avenger, but he grew up in the peaceful Konoha Village after all.The last time it gave him such a cold feeling was Itachi after slaughtering the whole clan.

As if Shura stood up from a pool of blood after being soaked in killings, Gaara's spiritual twist and runaway made Shuhe, who was sealed in his body, start screaming with excitement.

The emergence of sand and gravel has an even more ominous meaning, as if something is ready to go, and what is instantly deprived of life is the same.

Just when everyone was so tense that they were about to break apart, the woman who controlled the two little ghosts whispered——

"Quiet!"

When she said this, her face was facing Gaara, but everyone could vaguely feel that the words might be said through him like another existence.

Gaara just felt that there was some kind of aura rushing directly into the depths of his body against his forehead, the power was overbearing and determined, and the whole person was taken by it, thinking that a giant hand would easily grab the reason standing on the edge of the cliff. It's easy to pull back as well.

Makes people feel a lot easier!

But then something happened that made him even more incomprehensible. Shuhe, who had responded to his wavering and yelling just now, seemed to pause after being shouted at like this, and then retreated into the depths of his consciousness like a frightened frozen cat. Chu remained motionless and pretended to be dead.

The violent fine sand around it fell to the ground like raindrops because of its sudden retreat, and the whole person was unbelievably calm at this moment.

Gaara was a little confused. For the first time in his life, he saw Shuhe, a guy who opened his teeth and danced his claws, wishing that the whole world would call him uncle, so trying to reduce his sense of existence, right?

The author has something to say: Shouhe: Violent opposition, reporting perverted cat abuse, woo woo woo! ! !

It's the end of the month, if there is any nutrient solution sent out, it will be like me (rubbing hands), although I don't know what the egg is for, but everyone begs, I will beg too!

Thanks to 22354511, Kowsoo B, Hart Philia, Uncle Silver-haired Nose Picking, for your overwhelming reward, meh!