Butterfly Lovers: Lantian Sun Warms Jade Smokes

"Master, we are back."

As soon as I looked up, I saw two people standing at the door. The teacher hurriedly pulled them into the room: "Ah! You are back? Husband, Lan Tian and Han Yu are back! Come, come, come in quickly. Are you tired from the journey?" ?”

Being pulled to sit in front of the table, Xiao Hanyu answered her with a smile: "Master, it's only been a few days, we're not tired! We came here after washing up!"

"Really?" Shan Chang stepped into the house from the outside, looked at her and said with a smile: "You guys are quite leisurely!"

Wang Lantian hurriedly pulled Xiao Qianqian to stand up and saluted: "Shan Zhang." He answered with a smile: "Shan Zhang, that's not what you said. We have been busy all the way, and when we entered the academy, we were already disgraced, so we should take care of ourselves. Take care of it and come to see me again, otherwise it would be too rude."

The head of the mountain nodded him: "Wang Lantian, I think you are much more lively. This is very good. You used to be too calm! How old are you? I think you and Xiao Hanyu are very good together, influencing each other. A young man , too steady is not good!"

"That mountain leader, you must do me a favor!" Xiao Qianqian said playfully.

Wang Lantian couldn't help laughing and said: "The head of the mountain, that is Hanyu, didn't he become active only after going out recently? He was always in the academy before, isn't it also very boring? Why do you just talk about me?"

Seeing him messing around, the head of the mountain ignored him and only asked: "Since you are back, is Mr. Tao also here?"

Hearing this, the teacher's wife fell in love.

I saw Wang Lantian slowly take out the just-made spiritual tablet from the bag, and said: "Mr. Tao didn't want to come, so he only gave us this one, and said: Tao Yuanming is dead! Don't bother him in the future!"

Hearing his imitation so vividly, Xiao Qianqian couldn't help lowering her head and suppressing a smile.

After listening to his words, the teacher's wife and the head of the mountain couldn't laugh or cry when they saw that he was holding a spiritual tablet in his hand.

"Cousin, why does he still have such a temper! He dares to do something like this!" Taking the spirit card, the teacher slapped it on the table with her backhand, and said angrily.

Seeing that the always gentle teacher's wife put on a straight face at this moment, Xiao Qianqian blinked, and then sold Tao Yuanming: "Master, Mr. Tao not only made this spirit tablet, but also made a grave bag. There's a tombstone where he lives! His name is on it, and it's a lot!"

"He doesn't have any taboos!" The teacher's wife got angry: "It's okay to pay more or less! This person is used to being carefree, and his behavior is becoming more and more unreliable!"

The head of the mountain, who has been silent since just now, hastily expressed his loyalty: "Madam, don't be angry, I'll go and invite my cousin here! Don't be angry! Wang Lantian, do you remember where you went at that time?" ?"

Wang Lantian recalled: "Take eleven miles from the southeast road outside the city of Hangzhou to Taohuawu. There is a bamboo forest on the upper reaches of Taohuawu, and there is an attic in the bamboo forest. Mr. Tao lived in it as a fisherman. We found him and he didn't Ken admitted his identity. After persuading him for a long time, he refused to come, saying that we should bring this back to deal with business."

The teacher's wife was angry for a long time with a dark face, and when she looked up at Wang Lantian and Xiao Hanyu, her expression softened a lot: "I see. You have worked hard this time and again, go back and have a good rest! The Zhongzheng official Wang Zhuoran sent by the imperial court has arrived, it will look better if you are more energetic."

"Yes, teacher's wife. Shanzhang, teacher's wife, Hanyu and I will leave first."

"Haha! Lan Tian, ​​what do you think Mr. Tao will do?" As soon as she went out, Xiao Qianqian couldn't help laughing recalling the expression on her teacher's face just now.

Wang Lantian raised his eyebrows: "Well... If Mrs. Tao's wife is really Mr. Tao's cousin, then Mr. Tao will probably be very unlucky this time. But he did it himself!"

Looking at this black-hearted bastard in amazement, Xiao Qianqian exclaimed: "There are such shameless people in the world! It really opened my eyes!"

Wang Lantian was very modest: "Your Excellency has praised you, I am ashamed to take it."

The two laughed for a while before Wang Lantian said again: "Would you like to visit Mr. Wang with me?"

Xiao Qianqian bit her lips and thought for a while: "Let's forget it... I won't be an official, so I won't go. Just remember to tell me. I want to go back and have a good rest. After working for so long, so tired!"

Seeing her lazy look, Wang Lantian also felt a little distressed: "Then I'll take you back to the house to rest first!"

"No need!" Xiao Qianqian covered her mouth and yawned a little.She waved her hand and left.

"Knock down."

"Who? Come in." Wang Zhuoran, who was writing the review, didn't lift his head when he heard the knock on the door.

Wang Lantian, who was waiting outside the door, opened the door and entered the house upon hearing the words.He entered the room, closed the door, walked to five steps in front of the desk and bowed, "Student Wang Lantian, I have met Mr. Wang."

At this time, Wang Zhuoran had already written a student's comment.He looked up at Wang Lantian who was saluting and scolded with a smile: "You boy! Remember me? You have forgotten me as an uncle at your father's place these few years!"

Wang Lantian said solemnly: "I dare not. My uncle is so handsome. If I forget you, no one will forget you!" He stood up straight, looked at the little uncle in front of him who could be said to have been with him throughout his childhood, and smiled. Have fun.

His tone was slightly complaining: "Uncle, why didn't you tell me that you were coming to Nishan Academy?"

Wang Zhuoran and Shi Shiran sat down at the table and poured himself a cup of tea: "In the past few years, I have been in charge of the Zhongzheng assessment of the students of Nishan Academy. Do you blame me for your lack of information! And you boy, I It’s been a few days since I’ve been in the academy, how did you find Tao Yuanming? What’s there for that old alcoholic to find!”

Wang Lantian declined to comment on Wang Zhuoran's sneer at Tao Yuanming.He said casually: "Isn't this what Qianqian said she was interested in Tao Yuanming! It's impossible for me to teach her to go with others. How did you know that you would come to the academy!"

"Sissy? Are you talking about your future daughter-in-law? I remember that the little girl from Xiao's family is called Sissy, right? What does it have to do with her? Didn't the head of the mountain say that you went out with a student named Xiao Hanyu? "Wang Zhuoran, who knew nothing, wondered.

To his uncle, Wang Lantian naturally had nothing to hide: "Sissy was curious about the life in the academy, so she disguised herself as a man to go to school here! She changed her name to Xiao Hanyu. Now she lives with me."

When he heard that Xiao Qianqian was studying in the academy, Wang Zhuoran frowned slightly; when he heard the last sentence, he smiled again: "Well, well done, boy! Our Wang family, we want to There is this kind of ability to strike first!"

The author has something to say: Sissy and the teacher's wife said one more stroke and one stroke less refers to avoiding names.Tao Yuanming did not hide his real name, so his wife got angry 233333

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The following is a small theater written at the request of Hongdou children. It is only a joke and has nothing to do with the main text.

Anecdote: Hou Wangshu of Lantian became famous relatively late, and people at that time even thought he was an idiot.Prime Minister Wang Dao called him to be an official because he was the son of Wang Cheng, the prefect of the East China Sea.Once at a gathering, every time Director Wang spoke, everyone flattered and praised him.Only Wang Shu sat in the last seat and said: "The lord is not Yao or Shun, who can do everything right!" Wang Dao praised him very much for this.

After returning from the banquet.

Xiao Qianqian: Ashu, I heard that you were outspoken again at the banquet today?

Wang Shu and Wang Lantian: [JPG with blank face] No... [seriously] Ma'am, is there someone spreading rumors and making trouble in front of you?You tell me, I'll teach him a lesson!

Xiao Qianqian: [Leaning at him] My brother told me because he was worried that you would get into trouble! [Pull ears] Who do you want to teach?

Comrade Wang Shu: Me, me, me!Ma'am, take care of yourself!There is another one in the stomach! [Helping] Come on, let's go back to the house.

The two returned to the house, and the whole play ended.

(The above is purely fictitious, just a joke)

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