[Comprehensive British and American] Alien girls are still saving the earth today

Ms. Brigitte Smith, Dean of Students at Midtown High School, has been in the education field for 20 years.

20 years is enough for her to change from a young Spanish teacher to a mature and elegant grade director. Even when bank robbers broke into the campus some time ago and planned to take students as hostages, she still maintained her due diligence as a dean of students. calm and calm.

Only when Spider-Man jumped out of the teaching building to fight off the robbers, there was a crack on her usually calm face.

As a loyal reader of the "Daily Bugle" and an unswerving Spider-Man, she felt that there was even a little darkness in the corners of her originally bright teaching career.

"I have already stated that besides their daily studies, students in our Midtown High School like to study physics, mathematics, chemistry and other subjects. No one will study tights in their spare time." Facing the reporter's interview, Ms. Smith said With a very bad expression on her face, she waved her hand and said, "You, you have seriously affected the daily teaching of the school. If you are very interested in Spider-Man, you might as well go to the prison and release a felon, and persist in living long enough to get a picture of Spider-Man." Exclusive. Right now, there is no Spider-Man in Midtown High School, please leave the campus."

The female reporter wanted to ask another question, but Ms. Smith had stretched out her right hand to support her eyes, and a silver light flashed on the silver-rimmed glasses. At that moment, she remembered the fear of being dominated by the grade director when she was a student, so she Taking a step back reflexively, Ms. Smith twitched a sneer, turned around, stepped on eight-centimeter stiletto heels, and left the gate of Midtown High School. By the way, she caught a student who was late and tried to climb over the wall to hide the truth.

"Peter Parker, don't think I didn't recognize you. I need to see you in the teacher's office after school. You owe me an explanation. Come to me after class. I have to see you!"

……

When Ms. Smith came to the principal's office, the old principal was squinting, holding a magnifying glass, and carefully looking at a resume on the desk. Even the sound of Ms. Smith's high-heeled shoes hitting the floor could not stop him from here. Detach from a very serious reading.

Ms. Smith cleared her throat, raised her chin, and said, "Principal, do you have anything to do with me?"

Only then did the old headmaster slowly raise his head, put the magnifying glass aside, and said with a smile: "Ms. Smith, do you know that a transfer student from San Jose will come to our school today?"

"Of course." Ms. Smith nodded. As the dean of students, she naturally knew the information of the entire Midtown High School's teachers, including students.

"This is the resume of the transfer student." The old principal picked up the resume on the table, waved it, and said with a smile, "She is really...a very...excellent and wonderful girl."

Ms. Smith took the resume and saw a photo attached to it.

It was a young seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl with black shoulder-length hair, blue eyes, and a high nose bridge. She seemed to be of Jewish descent and was very beautiful, but her eyes were not as flying and confident as that of an adolescent girl. , a pair of blue eyes are very calm, even indifferent.

Ms. Smith nodded. It seems that she is not a headache guy who is keen on making troubles.

Enthusiasm for making troubles is a common problem of transfer students.

She glanced to the side of the photo, and as soon as she saw the name "Jinx Garner", someone knocked on the old principal's door. The old principal took his reading glasses from the side, put them on the bridge of his nose, and smiled Said: "It should be Jinx, please come in."

The old wooden door was pushed open from the outside, and when he saw the person standing outside the door, the smile on the old headmaster's face froze on the wrinkles on his face, and "Spiderman came from the teaching building." For the second time since the "jump out" incident, Ms. Smith has a rift-like crack in her face.

It was Jinx.

Her originally smooth black hair was deliberately messed up, and thick eyeliner was painted on her eye sockets, which made her blue eyes even more murderous. It's a set of sleek leggings.There are pink plastic hoop earrings on her ears, and the earrings are attached to her cheeks. When she takes a step forward, the earrings sway, and the bright colors contrast with the shoulder-padded suit on her body, making her look extremely eye-catching.

This is one of the looks of Joan Jeter, the guitarist of the Runaway Band, the rock goddess that Star-Lord highly admires. The pair of plastic earrings were given to Jinx by Star-Lord before he left. When I was young, the beautiful lady in the neighbor’s house wore such earrings every day, and many handsome boys rushed to make friends with her.

He also liked this beautiful young lady very much, so he sneaked into the neighbor's house and stole this pair of earrings, and this earring, together with the tape of "Golden Songs 1980" left by his mother, became his last memory of the earth.

"It's not good." Jinx refused at the time, "After all, this is your last memory of Earth."

Destroying Xingjue's home planet already made her a little guilty, and it would be too cruel to take away Xingjue's memory of her home planet.Jinx believes that although she is known as the interstellar cold-faced killer, most of them are rumors from the enemy, and her heart is as soft as her own tentacles.

"It's nothing bad." Xingjue said with a smile, "I think this is very suitable for Major General Jinx, and..."

"and?"

"I got into a fight with Gamora because of this earring."

"Oh." Jinx accepted the earrings, all of this is for the friendship between Star-Lord and Gamora.

"If you wear it, you will make many friends on Earth." Star-Lord winked, "I hope you like Earth, Major General Jinx."

Jinx didn't have pierced ears, so he just found a clip and stuck it to the plastic circle, and clipped it to his ear. The clip was tightly clamped, and the earring itself was quite heavy. Every time it dangled around her cheek Pulling her earlobe and shaking together, she endured the pain while thinking how hard it is to make friends on Earth.

According to the map given by Chris II, she groped her way to the gate of Midtown High School, and attracted countless people's attention along the way. Although the feeling of being stared at made her a little unhappy, she still nodded for Star Lord's idea in her heart. Thumbs up.

Sure enough, he is an earthling, reliable.

It’s just that it’s midtown high school’s class time at this time, and the students are all attending classes in the teaching building, and there’s no one on the way from the school gate to the principal’s office, so Jinx, who just came to the school and got along with everyone A little sorry.

She knocked on the door of the principal's office, and when she heard the old principal say please come in, she felt a little nervous. The last time she felt this way, it should be when she graduated from the Military University and learned that her adoptive father Enrique would Participate in the graduation ceremony of the military university in person, and award the rank of lieutenant to the students who joined the military.

She couldn't think for more than six seconds. Fortunately, her habits over the years allowed her to immediately cut off her gradually spreading thoughts and put on the most labor-saving expression——with a blank face, opened the door, and held the resume. Ms. Smith and the principal wearing reading glasses sitting behind the desk looked at each other.

Her eyes are like her photos, calm, even a little indifferent, and with the blessing of smoky makeup, she looks murderous and inhumane.

"Hello principal, hello director." She put her feet together, stood upright, raised her chin slightly, and looked straight ahead, as if she was reporting to a senior officer and greeting her earth teacher.

Ms. Smith looked at her, then at the quiet girl on the resume in her hand, and said with some difficulty, "You... are Jinx Garner?"

Residents of the Deep Spring galaxy do not have surnames, and Jinx's name is Jinx. She was a little concerned about the surname "Gana", but she nodded slightly.

"The champion of the National High School Mathematical Contest in Modeling?" the old principal asked tremblingly.

Jinx was silent for three seconds, then nodded.

"The champion of the Princeton University mathematics competition?" The old headmaster took off the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose with trembling hands.

Jinx was silent for four seconds, then nodded.

"The champion of the Stanford University mathematics competition?" The old principal pinched the bridge of his nose and his temple with trembling hands.

Jinx was silent for five seconds, then nodded.

The old principal sighed, and Jinx also heaved a sigh of relief.

Ms. Smith flipped through the resume and asked, "California tuna eating champion?"

"..." Jinx was silent for six seconds, endured a headache, and let out a "hmm".

She didn't expect that, in addition to those math competitions that gave her a headache just watching, Chris II would add such a resume to her privately. When she was still studying at the Military University, Orca Star held a tuna eating contest. Encouraged by her classmates, she signed up and won the championship in one fell swoop.

After graduation, she went to the student office to collect her file, and found the award certificate of the winner of the tuna eating contest in the file bag.

That award certificate followed her from the military university, to the first unit of the military, and then to the R01 planet garrison brigade, and successfully led the team to kill a group of interstellar pirates led by tunamen, and became famous in one fell swoop.

Rickman always called her the desert rose of the R01 planetary garrison brigade on the Internet of Deep Spring Galaxy. ".

"Jinx." Ms. Smith closed the resume in her hand, adjusted her glasses with her right hand, "So, you just came from a nostalgic concert, right?"

concert?

Jinx looked at Ms. Smith. This serious-looking lady mentioned the concert, so...

With a cold face, she said to Ms. Smith, "Hellodaddy~hellomom~I'myourcccccherrybomb!"

Her eyes were still indifferent, her lips opened and closed slightly, and she sang a rock song about adolescent girls venting their rebellious emotions, like a math student answering a trigonometric function problem-solving idea.

Ms. Smith: "..."

Old Principal: "..."

Jinx waited for a long time before Ms. Smith replied to her "Helloworld I'myourwildgirl, I'myourccccherrybomb".

Just when the air was so quiet that it was almost suffocating, there was another knock on the old wooden door. Jinx turned his head away, and a boy with brown hair pushed the door a little. After a daze, he looked at Ms. Smith and the old principal behind Jinx, and said in thought, "Ms. Smith, you asked me to come to you after class..."

"I know, Parker." Ms. Smith said coldly, "Because you were late today and climbed over the wall, you will go to the sports equipment room for two hours of labor service after school. Now, please send this Jinx Garner Miss took to the chemistry classroom on the second floor, yes, she is the one you transferred from San Jose, who is also the champion of the National High School Mathematical Contest in Modeling, the champion of the Princeton University Math Contest, the champion of the Stanford University Math Contest, and... California State Eat The classmate of the tuna contest champion..."

Jinx was expressionless: "..."

The brown-haired boy surnamed Parker stared wide-eyed: "..."

"By the way," Ms. Smith added through gritted teeth, "tell her how girls at Midtown High should dress themselves!"