[Comprehensive British and American] Alien girls are still saving the earth today

When the command of the military commander came from tens of thousands of light-years away, Jinx had just led his troops and friendly forces to wipe out a small number of rebels on planet R01.

The planet R01 is full of yellow sand all year round, and it was even more messy after the battle. The garrison members of planet R01 put away their weapons and began to clean up the battlefield, digging the corpses of the rebels together with the guns smuggled from other planets from the yellow sand. When it came out, the finely divided dust particles flew into the air, and the vision was extremely blurred for a while.

"Wow! This rifling, this caliber, is so precise, no wonder we were beaten like grandchildren at the beginning." Alan, a new member of the garrison brigade, picked up a pistol from a dead body and shook the gravel on it , coughed a few times, and turned his head to look for Jinx, but he could only see a slim figure walking towards the sand dunes in the distance through the yellow sand curtain.

"Isn't the captain coming to clean up the battlefield?" He was a little puzzled.

"Quick!" The old team member Rickman coughed and patted him on the back, "Hurry up, let's hide all these guns while the captain is away!"

"Ah?" Allen blinked blankly, "No... not too good."

"Our team's habit is to strike first." Rickman was confident.

"what?"

"If the captain is here, we won't have any of these."

"...The captain is strong?"

"...Do you still need to ask me this question?"

"... Oh." Allen immediately unbuttoned his military uniform and stuffed the pistol into his clothes. He looked down, and felt that his stomach was protruding too conspicuously, so he immediately took a breath and sucked his stomach in.

At the critical moment of cleaning the battlefield, Jinx only took six seconds to make things difficult when she received an urgent email from the commander-in-chief of the army. During these six seconds, her adoptive father, Marshal Enrique, who The roar sounded in her head again:

"Jinx! If you don't take urgent mail, I'll fill your oversized swimming pool with soil and grow cauliflower!"

It has to be said that the deterrent effect of this sentence is quite huge. After six seconds, she chose to accept it, looked at the battlefield filled with yellow sand reluctantly, found a secret place, and turned on the optical brain Chris II.

[Iris scan confirms that the captain of the garrison brigade of the R01 planet in the Deep Spring Galaxy, Army Major General Jinx, level [-] authority, the confidential documents have been declassified, please check. 】

"Check it out."

[General Jinx, Captain of the R01 Star Garrison Brigade of the Deep Spring Galaxy: In order to expand the living space and the prosperity of the galaxy, the military headquarters has decided to implement an external expansion policy. The current target is the solar system. After preliminary investigation, the resources of the solar system The most abundant planet is the earth, so you are ordered to go to the earth as the advance investigator to carry out the investigation mission before the war.Military General Command, Marshal Enrique. 】

"..."

[Marshal Enrique said that if the recipient is Major General Jinx, I will simplify the content of the email. To put it simply, the military department will send Major General Jinx to Earth for a two-year stationing mission. Everything is For the prosperity of the galaxy! 】

Jinx was silent for a while, and then asked: "Marshal Enrique sure you didn't send the wrong email?"

[Marshal Enrique was very sure that this email was sent to you, and told me that if you haven't checked the email within 3 minutes, you will fill your oversized swimming pool on planet R01 with soil-grown cauliflower. 】

Jinx: "..."

Fortunately, she had already made a decision within six seconds.

[Major General Jinx, do you have any questions? 】

When Jinx was still thinking about what she should think about Chris [-] asking her question, Chris [-] said happily: [Okay, six seconds have passed, and I have reported to the military department that Major General Jinx accepted Task. 】

Jinx: "..."

Given just six seconds to think about the wording of her refusal, it appears the email was indeed written by her wily adoptive father.

She turned off the optical brain, stood up, patted the yellow sand blown by the wind on her clothes, and slowly turned her head away, her subordinates were still cleaning the battlefield.

This is a team that is very brave in combat, and even more brave than interstellar pirates when cleaning the battlefield. At this time, her lieutenant Rickman has already fought with the friendly army with a laser machine gun. The opponent is a proficient sniper. Although the talking raccoon with the spaceship machine cannot physically compete with Enrique the Great White Shark, as a talking raccoon, it fully demonstrates its own special features. The sharp mouth makes it only good at roaring. Enrique roared more frequently.

Jinx decides not to join the fray, but stands behind the dunes, searching his mind for information about Earth.

Six seconds later, she gave up because of a headache.

None of the planets in the Deep Spring galaxy has land, and when viewed from a distance from planet R01, one can only see sea-blue planets slowly rotating along invisible orbits.The inhabitants of the planet all live in the ocean. From birth to death, until the Galaxy Emperor Fleming established the Galaxy Army and began to expand outwards, these ocean residents did not know what kind of solidity it is to set foot on land. feel.

Jinx is a blue-ringed octopus. It has a body size that surpasses that of a giant Pacific octopus, and it also has the poison of a blue-ringed octopus. It can be said that it is the tribe with the oldest history and the strongest combat effectiveness in the Deep Springs galaxy. However, due to the warlike nature of this tribe and the The perennial wars on the planet have basically disappeared.

Jinx can be said to be the last blue-ringed octopus in the Deep Springs galaxy.

It's just that she is different from other planets in the Deep Spring galaxy. She was born on the earth. When she was young and ignorant, she lived in the Gulf of California in the northwest of Mexico. She loved swimming with dolphins and jumping with killer whales. Hitting waves, chasing schools of sardines, and occasionally having fun, rolling onto a surfer's surfboard with tentacles, then popping out his head, tilting his head, and winking at the other person.

You know, even the original blue-ringed octopus in its infancy was more than three meters long. The three-meter-long giant octopus rolled up its own surfboard, and even tilted its head and blinked its eyes cutely. This scene was so exciting that it once caused It aroused the panic of the local people, made headlines in the social news, and attracted the encirclement and suppression of the Mexican government and the US special police.

At that time, the people from the Deep Spring galaxy who were stationed on the earth read the social news, and after being extremely excited, they contacted their immediate superior, General Enrique, who was then the general of the military department.Therefore, Enrique, General of the Deep Springs Galaxy Army, personally brought a hundred elite soldiers to the Gulf of California, and transported away the last of the Deep Springs Galaxy before the special police in the United States killed her or sent her to the aquarium. A blue-ringed octopus and adopted her as his adopted daughter, named Jinx.

Jinx has no memory of Earth anymore, and after she joined the military and became the youngest major general in the military, the elders in the military who watched her grow up would still make fun of her, saying that if Marshal Enrique came a little later Two days, then in the future, if the people of the Deep Spring galaxy want to witness the demeanor of the last blue-ringed octopus, they have to go to the ocean world of the earth in a team.

Through the glass.

It took Jinx six seconds to think about how to fight back. After six seconds, he chose to give up because of a headache. The elders also knew her problem, so they touched her head with a smile: "Jinx, stop thinking, In debates, you can't win anyone."

Yes, Jinx would get a severe headache just thinking about it for more than six seconds.

She can't remember the specific reason, but Marshal Enrique said that when they arrived in the Gulf of California, the special police of the United States had already started to kill her. After a fierce battle, one hundred elite soldiers from the Deep Spring Galaxy, It was only then that she was snatched from the hands of the special police, and at that time, she was still a three-meter-long superstar octopus, and she had already fallen into a deep coma.

There was no trauma, and the brain was not implanted with any other body, but after she woke up, it was already like this. Anthony, the best doctor in the military, made a careful diagnosis and confirmed that her brain had been extremely strongly stimulated by a psychic. It's lucky that he didn't become a fool when he attacked.

Emperor Fleming once lamented: "It seems that the last blue-ringed octopus will not be able to join the army."

At that time, Jinx only took two seconds to decide that he must join the army, and one day, he would become a powerful soldier like his adoptive father, Marshal Enrique.

But you can't think. You can't become a commander by relying on combat power alone.

Two-year residency on Earth.

Her adoptive father, Marshal Enrique, still hopes that she can go back to Earth, find the psychic who once attacked her mentally, and become a normal person who can think independently.

Jinx stood behind the sand dunes and heard that the noise over there had stopped, so he stuffed the Light Brain Chris II back into his pocket and walked out slowly.

Because of the hand-to-hand fight between Rickman and Rocket Raccoon just now, the already chaotic battlefield looks even more messy. The garrison army of the Deep Spring galaxy and the friendly army Guardians of the Galaxy, as the two sides of the persuasion, are covered in dust and look like they have lost the battle. General embarrassment.

Under the feet of Rickman and Rocket Raccoon lay the wreckage of a machine gun that had been forcibly split in two, and there was a bit of indescribable desolation in the whistling dust.

Jinx looked at the wreckage of the machine gun, and then at the two instigators. After Rickman caught her sight, his shoulders trembled slightly, and he rubbed back, while Rocket Raccoon folded his hands, hum With a sound.

Jinx turned his head slightly, and then heard a voice with a smile saying: "Major General Jinx, this is completely an accident, rocket it..."

"It doesn't matter, it's a fake machine gun anyway." Jinx turned his head sideways, "Inferior plastic gun."

Rickman's face changed, he opened his mouth and was about to speak, when Rocket Raccoon on the other side laughed and said, "You don't believe me when I say it's plastic!"

Jinx turned his head to look at him, squinting his eyes: "I can't even recognize a plastic gun, Rickman, go plant cauliflower at the gate of the base."

Rickman: "...I..."

It must be explained!

It was that damned raccoon who held this machine gun in his arms like a baby, and was reluctant to show him a look, giving him the illusion that this machine gun was extremely precious!

You know, planting cauliflower on planet R01, which is full of yellow sand, can be said to be planting cacti on a mother planet without land.

"No need to explain." Jinx said coldly.

Rickman had to lower his head.

Major General Jinx of the Deep Springs Galaxy Army is a well-known cold-faced female general, and she is strict in her command. She never listens to any excuses and explanations. She can be called the number one iron lady in the Deep Springs Galaxy.

Of course, no one knew that she just didn't want to spend more than six seconds wondering if the explanation was plausible.

Jinx turned to look at Allen who was standing next to Rickman, and said, "I'll be out for a while, it's a bit long, and I'll leave it to you to supervise Rickman's cultivation of cauliflower."

Allen: "..."

Rickman raised his head suddenly: "Captain, where are you going?"

"Earth." Jinx dropped two words coldly, and was about to go back to the base and sleep in her oversized swimming pool. When her eyes passed the Guardians of the Galaxy, she keenly noticed that the man named Star-Lord There is something wrong with the eyes.

The Guardians of the Galaxy were hired by the military department of the Deep Spring Galaxy to assist the Jinx Garrison Brigade in countering the rebellion. She had heard about this organization.The core figure of the Guardians of the Galaxy is Star-Lord Peter Quill, a notorious space pirate who is also an avid music lover.

Could it be that there are some precious treasures buried in the backwaters of planet R01?

Jinx thought about it, and this desolate planet should be the super-large swimming pool dug out by the garrison brigade in two years.

Whoever steals my pond will destroy his paradise

She threw a cold look at Xingjue, then turned and left the battlefield.