[One Piece] Lava and Red Rose

Since the current royal family of Dressrosa, the amnesiac cousin picked up by Don Quixote Doflamingo, the blond Celestial Dragon with the pseudonym 'Hill' gave birth to two healthy boys, both Don Quixote Doflamingo, the king, pirate leader, dark world intermediary, and even Zhaoan who accepted the world government and became one of the "Seven Martial Seas" has a new identity——

"Whoaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

"Huh, woo, blah, blah, blah..."

The ear-piercing cry of babies pierced through the air in the middle of the night, as sharp as if someone held a knife against their necks, and they cried hoarsely.

"Fuck! Didn't I just feed?!! Hill!!!"

The tall blond man who was lying sprawled on the sofa jumped up suddenly, ignoring the sunglasses tilted to the side, his sleepy eyes subconsciously looking for the milk bottle that rolled into nowhere when he fell asleep, and he was still feeding Shouting mother of two children.

However, the blond woman who desperately gave birth to twins caused her old injuries to burst, and couldn't even get out of bed after giving birth. She looked sick and weak as if she was lying on the bed, and waved her hand weakly at him, completely hopeless. look.

Damn, what use is she for this trash! !

Bottle, bottle, damn it!Where did those two broken milk bottles that cost thousands of dollars go? ! !

Not caring about the pink feather coat half hanging on his body and the other half lying on the ground, Doflamingo, who had been mentally weakened by the cries of babies, could only lie on the ground looking for the two critical moments. It's the missing bottle.

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Even under the sofa? ! !

"Ah, it's so noisy! Come right now!! Damn it..." The blond man over three meters tall, with long hands and long feet, easily pulled out the two half-full milk bottles from under the sofa, carelessly Wiping the pacifier with his sleeve, he quickly walked to a small wooden crib with guardrails that heard the crushing cry of a baby.Amidst the reminder of Innissis' condemnation, he finally realized his conscience to try the temperature of the milk on the back of his hand—as expected, it was cold.

Doflamingo immediately burst into blue veins:

"How is it?! Is this going to be reheated?!"

Not far away, the blond woman paralyzed on the bed and couldn't move said calmly: "They will have diarrhea if they drink cold milk, and you don't want to experience being sprayed with green poop again, right?"

Doflamingo took a step back subconsciously, and immediately stared back ferociously: "Shut up for me!!!" His face turned green when he mentioned this, okay? ! ! !

The blond woman spread her hands and pointed to the stove next to her.

"........." In the multiple-choice question of immediately stopping those two desperate cries and maybe being sprayed with green poop tomorrow, Doflamingo could only cry out in pain. He wiped his face, gritted his teeth and strode ferociously to the boiler, threw the two bottles of cold milk into the hot water, and heated it over the water.

Behind him are the endless shrill cries of the two little nephews, and next to him is the good-for-nothing cousin who is paralyzed on the bed and can't help him in anything. He is honored to have the new identity of "pronounced as uncle, written as guardian" and "Ten Yasha" Dovron Brother Ming had veins all over his face, but he could only grit his teeth and stare at the boiler as if urging his life. As soon as the 5-minute heating time was up, he couldn't wait for a second to activate his ability to pull out the two bottles soaked in hot water with a thread. He couldn't wait to test the temperature on the back of his hand to make sure that the temperature was just right. They scrambled and ran back to the baby's bed, and each of them slammed a feeding bottle on the mouths of the two babies who were already crying and hiccupping.

Although she is blind, Inesis, who is able to grasp the movement around her with her excellent sense of knowledge, hastily said, "Be careful of them choking!" She barely propped up her upper body and slapped him on the back : "Pass them quickly, or you will vomit again later..."

"vomit--"

"Woo, vomit—"

The careful mother hadn't finished her sentence, and as expected, the two babies who were out of breath from crying vomited everywhere, and they choked on milk...

Doflamingo was so frightened that he quickly picked up the two children, wrapped them around with one arm, and patted them on the back with the other hand in turn, telling them to spit out the milk that choked on their throats!If one is not done well, this is the rhythm of choking the airway and belching farts!

So, when Doflamingo, who clumsily patted the two children smoothly, put the children back to the other side of the crib that was not soiled by milk, his fluffy feather coat was already stained with the children's vomit food and sticky milk...

However, the battered novice uncle no longer cared about these things.

Seeing the two little ancestors wrinkling their noses and preparing to cry when the filming was smooth and about to toss as soon as they touched the sheets, Doflamingo quickly picked up the bottle and blocked their mouths again...

This time, the two children finally groaned and held the feeding bottle, gulping down the milk, and did not have another seizure.

Doflamingo, who was spit out all over, was almost paralyzed on the ground, and Innissi, who was lying on the hospital bed, was not at ease. He finally breathed a sigh of relief, and was almost scared to death by his cousin's rough behavior with the child. .

It's too scary... If Doflamingo kills her child, she will never let him go!

Seeing that the two children finally calmed down, Doflamingo felt that his whole body was about to collapse.

Damn... If he hadn't just taken over Dressrosa's regime for a long time, and his position was not very secure, he was afraid that the remnants of the former royal family who hadn't been wiped out would take advantage of the chaos to attack the helpless third mother and son, As for him personally going into battle to bring up the baby for his good-for-nothing cousin...

The clown 'joker', who hadn't had a good night's sleep for more than a month, wiped his face viciously, wholeheartedly served the two little ancestors to eat and drink, and even patted the milk one by one under the urging of the blond cousin, and they were completely smooth. Humming indiscriminately to lull the child to sleep, this is the end of the matter for the time being...

The two adults let out a long sigh of relief, each fell back on the sofa on the bed, and seized the time to sleep as long as they could...

Because two hours later, a situation like this would just repeat itself...

Babies are the most difficult creatures in the world, bar none.

This is the 'Amazona' who was about to be tossed into a psychopath by the mother and son of the third cousin. The clown 'joker' of the underground world. King Dressrosa. One of the 'Shichibukai'. The uncle of two nephews who were born not long ago. The only conclusion that Don Quixote Doflamingo finally came to.

If he knew at the time that saving that hapless cousin would make him 'Tian Yasha' Don Quixote Doflamingo live such a miserable life, he would have thrown that guy back into the sea to feed the fish without hesitation. .

However, there is no regret medicine in this world.

Two hours later, a new round of baby cries sounded on time...

"Don Quixote Vladimir!! Don Quixote Valentin!!! If you two are men, shut up for me!!!!"

"Brother Doflaming, you are insane!! They are just babies with no teeth!!! Oh no, Valia has a diarrhea...Dover!!! (The ending sounds so frightened)"

"Fart! Where is the diaper? By the way, you are already blind... Fuck, where is a damn diaper hidden!!"

"It's on the third floor of the cabinet. Are you blind or am I blind?!! You should hurry up, Varia's poop has already splashed on Varoga's face!!"

"...It's really...cut, it's so disgusting..."

"Now you don't care about being evil or not?! Please go and save Varoga!!"

"Come on... fuck me! You kid, you can't shi in your brother's face!!! Inesis!! Do something!!!"

"... If I can get out of bed, you'll have to mess around here... No, I'm blind..."

“…………… You are blind from the start, okay?”

………………… The journey of raising children for the two brothers and sisters of the Don Quixote family... is really endless.

The author has something to say:

I laughed half to death when I coded the small episode...

To my respect, brother Ming is a tough guy with strong bones! ! !

PS: The various conditions of the baby are based on the little niece who was born at the end of last year. The real situation has changed. Isn’t it very touching, hehe...

--------small theater--------

Innissius: "You can even vomit a child while breastfeeding, do you really know how to breastfeed a child!!"

Dover (sad and angry): "I really can't!!!!"