[One Piece] Lava and Red Rose

"How many times have I said that you don't need to intervene in the affairs between the two of us!!"

[………]

"Fart! It's not like you don't know that idiot has this tendency many years ago! Don't use this reason to prevaricate me now!! Let's make it clear, how much do you want?"

[………]

"...Hehe, it really is the lion who opened his mouth, and he is not ashamed... My Don Quixote's house has completely become a big cake waiting to be cut in your hands. Old men, although you killed Innie Heath, but don't pretend I don't exist...I'm not dead yet."

"Kala--"

The angry blond man slammed the phone and cut off contact unilaterally.

"She wants to take it all to herself... Even if that idiot is stupid and you kill her, she will still be named Don Quixote!" Doflamingo kicked the sofa out of the way, like an enraged lion , furious and furious.

The cousin who dared to take action against him... Even if that idiot was to die, he would have to be killed by himself, where would it be the turn of those old things full of tricks! !

Although the struggle between him and his cousin has been inconclusive for the past few years, those old ghosts stepped in at this time and directly pushed his opponent off the stage. This kind of frustration when the battle was suddenly interrupted Doflamingo, who has always been domineering and uninhibited, was seriously angered by the feeling that his dignity was violated. On the coast, he picked up the seriously injured cousin who should have died in the "Dreis Rosa Offshore Incident". Unexpectedly, the first reaction at that time turned out to be——

Damn, it's a good thing he didn't die thoroughly! !

Doflamingo took a deep breath, trying to calm down his anger.

It wasn't until he picked up the seriously injured blond cousin for treatment a few days ago that he knew what the recent changes were for.

He said why that idiot suddenly stopped fighting unilaterally two months ago, so...

"... Pregnant... are you?"

Under the shade of the dark sunglasses, Doflamingo's expression was cloudy and unpredictable.

Picking this kind of time to strike, those old ghosts are really worthy of the adjective 'insidious'.

"Young Master! Young Master!"

While Doflamingo was still thinking about something, his combatant and nanny - BABY-5 hurried over and knocked on the door of his room.

Doflamingo wiped his face, put his thoughts aside, opened the door and asked, "What's the matter?"

BABY-5 looked anxious, and said: "Go to the medical room and have a look!"

Doflamingo: "Huh? Why, she woke up?" Could it be that his Sleeping Beauty cousin finally got enough sleep.

BABY-5 nodded quickly, shook his head again, and said with a tangled expression on his brows: "I'm awake, but... oops! Anyway, go and have a look!" Then he pulled Doflamingo up and ran away.

The 14-year-old black-haired girl, Doflamingo, who has a reckless personality, has already seen the strangeness, and impatiently shook off her hand, and strode towards the medical room with his hands in his pockets.

Seriously injured and pregnant, what else could his cousin do?

Doflamingo frowned in thought.

-

And it turns out that there are bad jokes of fate in every corner of this world.

The blond-haired and blue-eyed Tianlongren sat on the hospital bed, his dark blue eyes were blank.It seems that her vision is not very clear, and she has been trying to identify the surrounding scenery, her voice is a soft and low tone:

"Excuse me... Where is this place? How many of you... Who are you?"

Doflamingo: "......"

Family cadres: "..."

Anxious BABY-5: "Look at Dover! She fell like an idiot!!!"

………… Survived a catastrophe, was pregnant, and once held great power, the nobleman of the Celestial Dragons, Don Quixote Innissi Palace, lost his memory.

Doflamingo watched in silence as the cousin who looked very similar to him subconsciously punched BABY-5's head with a fist, and with a 'gentle' face opened his mouth to say hundreds of words. Regarding the lesson of "little girls can't point at people casually, and don't speak out like this and be careful to be repaired", the careless and overly lively BABY-5 was repaired and covered his head. Dabao held back his tears and apologized humbly.

The subconscious is still there, but the memory is missing, it doesn't look like it's pretended...

The cadres of the Doflamingo family looked at each other, but they didn't dare to do anything. They could only stand aside and look at the pair of cousins ​​who had a bad relationship before. BABY-5 was scolded for a while by the imposing blond aristocrat who pinched her cheek even though she was seriously injured, and was completely repaired into obedience. After begging for mercy, the blond aristocrat with amnesia let her go and let go of her hand.

BABY-5 hastily grabbed Doflamingo's leg and didn't let go, with an aggrieved face.

The atmosphere suddenly quieted down.

Except for BABY-5's grievance, the other cadres who knew a lot about the war between the brothers and sisters didn't dare to breathe, so they could only stand on the side to install murals.

It was the blond-haired Tianlong who broke the silence with a chuckle: "Did you save me?"

Brother Doflaming was taken aback for a moment, and for some reason subconsciously frowned at the distant attitude of the familiar cousin in front of him, and said irritably: "Your injuries have been healed when we found you, strictly speaking , before we rescued you, there were other people who rescued you, but they didn’t know why they put you on the beach and let you out.”

The blond woman nodded, the smile on her lips was still warm, but it seemed to be different from what Doflamingo remembered...

In my impression... Although his cousin is also a person who loves to smile, her smile is not like this... How should I put it...

Before he could figure out why, the blond woman frowned and made a please gesture to him, saying:

"Although it's presumptuous to say this, but...can you please tell me where the earliest ship bound for the Goa Kingdom in the East China Sea will board the ship tomorrow? Although it seems that many incredible things have happened, I feel that no matter what No matter what, you have to go home as soon as possible.”

Doflamingo was stunned: "Donghai Goya Kingdom? Home?? What nonsense, since when did you have a place in the Goya Kingdom?? What are you doing there?"

The blond woman was also stunned, as if she had been questioned, she frowned and scratched her cheek, and said, "Uh... I must have been in a shipwreck, I managed to survive, shouldn't I be the first Is it time to go home...Although I don't have any family, at least..."

The woman's expression didn't look like she was lying, but what she said made Doflamingo puzzled: "Do you still remember your name?"

The blond woman froze, opened her mouth, and returned hesitantly: "... I vaguely remember something... probably, Inesis?" The name kept echoing in her mind, even though the current situation was very unbelievable. , but the blond woman cautiously used the name that floated up in her subconscious mind, hiding her real name.

Yes, her own real name.

After going through so much, the blond woman who survived the catastrophe lost all the memories of her life when she was reborn as a Tianlongren Inesis Palace!As if rewinding, I went back to the time when I was just buried in the bottom of the sea in my previous life!

It's like starting over.

But is it really that easy to start over?

Doflamingo looked suspiciously at the familiar yet unfamiliar cousin in front of him, and suddenly understood what was going on with the difference in her smile.

is humility.

As a Celestial Dragon, Inesis has a soft, even cheerful smile, but influenced by the education she has received and the environment in which she lives, the golden-haired Celestial Dragon heir has cunning, calculating, seductive, and warning smiles in her smile. But absolutely no humility.

But at this time, the blond woman who was sitting on the hospital bed and said some inexplicable words to him, although her smile was as gentle and cheerful as ever, was obviously humble, like a thoroughly ordinary person, with a gesture of respect and Talking to strangers, trying to avoid offending people seems to be...

But the aura when he taught BABY-5 just now belonged to Don Quixote Innissi Palace, but it wasn't weak at all.

...What happened to this product?

Doflamingo frowned more and more. He simply waved all the cadres out and stayed by himself. He moved a chair and sat by the bed, intending to have a good talk with this cousin who 'seems to have amnesia'.

Doflamingo: "First of all, I don't care if you're pretending or doing it on purpose, do you know what you've been through?"

Inesis: "..."

I thought I was dead, but when I opened my eyes, I suddenly woke up in a body that obviously didn't belong to me... As an ordinary person born in the East China Sea, a woman's ability to accept is already very strong, so she didn't shout hell on the spot .In addition, the owner of this body in her mind seems to have a strong subconscious mind. For a while, even the woman herself can't tell whether it is she who has taken over his body, or whether she has been reincarnated. This is herself...

But one thing is certain.

"I don't know." The blond woman shook her head firmly, looking completely ignorant and innocent.

Absolutely can't tell this strange situation of myself, if others believe it or not, don't say it first, for fear of being regarded as some kind of monster, tied to a cross and burned to ashes...

The blond woman who always regarded herself as an ordinary person, who was reborn in a daze, and was afraid of being burned to death as a monster sighed silently in her heart, and could only bite herself to death without knowing anything.

Doflamingo: "...Damn it, amnesia is really troublesome."

Innissis: "...Sorry to trouble you."

Doflamingo: "...you suddenly talk to me in such a humble tone, I'm getting goosebumps."

Innissis: "... this gentleman, did we know each other before?"

Doflamingo: "........." He really wanted to say he didn't know him, but this person has lost his memory, and there is a fart difference between knowing and not knowing.

but……

Suddenly he figured something out, and Doflamingo, who was wearing a pink feather coat, suddenly slapped his forehead, bent down, and let out a distorted grin.

Hehehehe.........this is really......

I actually lost my memory... Hehehehehe——

Although troublesome, but... think about it carefully, isn't this situation very interesting?

Hahahahaha-Draco, Wulaoxing, World Government, even Navy...

And her general husband who thought she was completely dead.

No one knew she was still alive.

Seeing his crazy look, the blond woman couldn't help shivering while lying on the bed, the expression on her face was extremely subtle.

Why do you laugh like this all of a sudden...

Did she say something funny? ? ?

Could it be... this person is mentally ill...

After losing her memory, Inesis, who seemed to have opened up a brain-hole attribute, stared at the tall man in front of her with a little fear. Although she wanted to run away, she could hardly feel the left side of her senses. But the legs told her that it would take a long time before she could walk freely.

It took a long time before the tall blond man stopped laughing.

Under the slightly nervous gaze of the blond woman, Doflamingo cracked an interested smile and said, "Where do you think you can go in your current situation?"

Innissis: "..." It is true that there is nowhere to go.

Doflamingo: "Besides your own name, do you remember anything else?"

Innissis thought for a while, stretched out her left hand uncertainly, and showed him the diamond wedding ring that was worn on the ring finger, which was worth a lot of money at first glance: "Uh... Although I don't have much impression, but... I seem to have Married?" She realized this from the moment she woke up, and kept reminding her of the fear, for fear that someone who was present would suddenly stand up and say, 'Honey!I am your husband! '.

Even now, I am afraid...

The tall man in front of him with strange taste, suit and leather shoes wearing a pink feather coat seems to know the original owner of this body, if he suddenly said to her, "Yes, you are already married to me", what would happen? good? ! ! !

This girl is not a good person at first glance!Either the underworld!Or it's a rogue, a debt collection company, or something like that! !

The blond woman's face was calm, but she prayed desperately in her heart: Don't be him, don't be anyone here, please please please——

(Don Quixote Family: ……………How dare we ‘yes’.)

Doflamingo smiled maliciously, and said in a low voice: "Ah, indeed, I brought that little girl whom you taught me just now to your wedding."

Doesn't sound like him!

The blond woman's eyes lit up, and she breathed a sigh of relief: It's okay, it's okay, she won't die once and marry the boss of the underworld for no reason, she is at ease.

(Doflamingo: ……………)

Before she could be happy for three seconds, Doflamingo said again: "Not only are you married, but you are also pregnant now, twins, congratulations."

Inesis: "........."

Amidst the harsh sneer of the tall blond man, Inesis caressed her slightly raised belly in a daze, with a dazed expression on her face.

…………What?

Pregnant? ? ? ? ?

She just died once, and she hasn't figured out the strange situation of her rebirth, and now she has another cheap husband who doesn't know who or where, and she is pregnant with two cheap children? ? ? ? ?

EXME? ? ? ?

It seemed that the broken expression on the blond woman's face successfully entertained the tall man beside him. Doflamingo slapped his legs and laughed, almost falling off his chair with joy.

Innissis twitched the corner of her mouth helplessly and covered her face.

It seems... It will take her a little time to get used to skipping the steps of dating the opposite sex, holding hands, having sex, hitting third base, getting a marriage license, going on honeymoon... etc., and go straight to becoming a mother.

The blond woman stared at the tall, tearful laughing man with an expressionless face, subconsciously picked up the pillow and threw it at him.

She's miserable enough, she's still laughing.

Find a fight.

The author has something to say:

Is the style of painting a bit exaggerated_(:з"∠)_

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (I wrote 30 words of bitter hatred, I finally showed my amusement nature!!

Yes, if you want to watch the drama-style little angels, you can finish Volume [-]. The style of Volume [-] will be very strange...

And Volume [-] is probably what I want to write—Volume [-]: After searching for many years, who is my husband?

Or——Volume [-]. Marshal Akainu in the grassland above his head VS General Fujitora, a natural carnivore

Or——Volume [-] My sons said they wanted Mr. Fujitora to be their stepfather, what should I do?Should I say yes?

(After waiting for so long, I can finally play the meme of red dog and green hat hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha