[One Piece] Lava and Red Rose

"Yoxi—— Kuzan, you are unlucky, you have been squatting in the position of general candidate for so long, and you have finally been promoted hahaha—"

"Come on, let's fill up the wine! If you don't get drunk today, you won't go home!!"

"Drink less!! How will my mother, a weak woman, carry you back later!!"

"Oh, leave them alone, let them...fuck you! Don't drink me, bastards!!"

"Kuzan!! This meat is delicious! Serve another ten people!!"

"You are such an insatiable old bastard! Rosabal, the soba noodles here are really good, please order another one."

"...What qualifications do you have to say about others, Mister Zhan Guo?"

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The scene of chickens and dogs jumping in front of me seems to be almost the same as when Inesis first came to Malinfordo to hold a promotion banquet for Sakaski a few years ago, but the protagonist changed from the silent and majestic 'red dog' to an approachable and even "Aokiji" with inexplicable unlucky attributes, the person in charge of raising things has also changed from an elegant and generous Tianlong nobleman to a sexy "humanoid hormone" MISS. White Rose.

Innissi and Sakalski were invited to come, facing this lively scene of drinking, singing and dancing, mixed with a lost flying squirrel lieutenant general, they were as calm as Buddha.

After living among this group of funny navy for a long time, even the elegant aristocrats will be assimilated into one who can put a bottle of wine in a man who yells 'I want a girlfriend!I want a wife!If he continues to be single like this, he will really go whoring! The layman of the drunk lieutenant general, not to mention Sakaski, who has always been in such an atmosphere, the two expertly found a place that is convenient to pick up food and not easy to be involved in the farce of the drunks. Watching the fun while having a meal, I couldn't be happier.

"Kiss one! Kiss one! Kiss one!!"

The drunken officers suddenly pushed the two protagonists of the banquet to the center, booing loudly to see them kiss each other. It depends on my dear.Sakaski looked around with his wine glass, and saw the embarrassing expression of the tall and thin colleague who was pushed to the middle, and his eyes were full of teasing.

"Hey! Kuzan! You are a man, what are you talking about!! Just order it!" Sakaski, who seemed to be a little drunk, also embraced his wife and laughed loudly at the two cramped and foolish couples. The roar of laughter and the shouting of 'kiss one' grew louder.

"You people..." Kuzan made a gesture of surrender twitching at the corner of his mouth, trying to pass by, but his colleagues didn't buy it, and there was an endless stream of booing, even Warring States and Ka Putu crossed his shoulders and winked at him, not to mention Sakaski, who was holding his wife in his arms and laughing muffledly.

Bai Qiangwei glanced around in annoyance, and found that even Innissis was watching their good show, so she almost turned into a puffer fish.

Embarrassed, Bai Qiangwei seemed to go all out, flicked her hair, and grabbed Kuzan by the collar: "You guys want to see kisses, don't you..."

"What are you doing... Woo!" Kuzan was taken aback, and just about to say something, the black-haired woman who reached his chest grabbed the collar and pulled him down. There was a burst of heat, and the passionate black-haired beauty pressed his thick lips hard, tempting him to open his lips and teeth, and actually staged a hot deep French kiss under the eyes of everyone! !

kissed! ! ! !

In an instant, the applause of the soldiers almost overturned the roof of the building——

Innissi laughed so hard that she almost fell down. She poured herself a glass of beer tremblingly, trying to laugh slowly with her smoldering throat, but as soon as the brightly colored beer was in her mouth, the blond nobleman felt uncomfortable. He quickly spit out the strange-tasting beer on the paper towel, and his complexion became ugly:

"Evil...why does it taste so weird, it's so hard to drink...cough cough."

Sakaski noticed her abnormality, picked up the glass of beer she was drinking, sniffed it, took a sip, and found nothing unusual: "This wine is fine, what's wrong with you? Did you eat something? The things that collided did not slow down all at once."

Innissis didn't care either, she shook her head and said 'maybe', then poured herself another glass of orange juice.But this time, the sour freshly squeezed orange juice was quite pleasing to her, and she even drank a whole glass in one go, which washed away the strange taste of beer left in her mouth.

It's strange, she doesn't usually drink fresh orange juice, and her taste has become more and more sweet since living with Sakalski. The slightly sour fresh orange juice has never been her favorite...Why today?

Although she was puzzled by the change of her own taste, these small problems were quickly diluted by the lively atmosphere of the scene. Inesis smiled happily as everyone played tricks, and occasionally remembered to fill her empty stomach, so she held on to the The chopsticks reached out to pick up a piece of pork meat with plum juice, and put it in his mouth without any scruples...

But she never expected that in the next second, this dish that was her favorite in the past caused her stomach to convulse violently. The sweetness of plums and the greasiness of pork became the worst catalysts, causing her to vomit Sensation surged up her throat, and Innissis didn't have time to run to the bathroom, so she could only staggered to the side of the trash can with her mouth covered, and vomited with a wow.

"Inesis?!"

Her vomit startled the bustling crowd, Sakaski was the first to react, walked quickly to her side, held her shoulders and patted her back gently, hoping to let her feel better.

The blond-haired nobleman almost vomited out everything in his stomach, until he could barely vomit some sour water, and finally stopped vomiting slowly.

Bai Qiangwei brought a glass of water for her to rinse her mouth, and Innissis, who was dizzy from vomiting, straightened up with Sakaski's support, took it weakly, didn't even have the strength to say thank you, and her face was quite pale.

"What's wrong with you? Did you eat something to cause this? Or is your body not feeling well?" Bai Qiangwei knelt down, held her hand worriedly, and asked softly.

Innissis was also very puzzled. She lowered her head and thought for a while, before talking about the strange-tasting beer and the plum-juice pork meat that made her vomit as soon as she ate it.Sakalski's face was gloomy, and he quickly walked over to pick up the good-looking plate of pork with plum juice, and without hesitation, he took a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, so fast that Inesis had no time to stop it.

Inesis panicked: "Anada! What are you doing! If you really ask..."

Sakaski ignored her eagerness, turned around, and looked at her suspiciously: "The taste of this dish is fine, and it doesn't look like spoiled meat... Hill, what's wrong with you?"

Innissis was also stunned, blinked blankly, and muttered: "...Could it be that I'm really sick? Why did I feel that the meat was so greasy that it made me sick the moment I entered it..."

"Tired? Makes you sick?" Bai Qiangwei seemed to have captured some keywords, and her beautiful cat eyes widened instantly.She thought about it, then ran away eagerly, took a plate of greengage and a braised lion's head from the table as a snack, and ran back to Inesis.

Bai Qiangwei handed Inesis a pair of chopsticks, looked into her eyes seriously, and said, "Try these two dishes and tell me which one you like better."

If it was according to her friend's usual preferences, she would choose the tender and juicy braised lion head without hesitation, but now...

With Bai Qiangwei's serious eyes on her face, Innissis suddenly felt a little uneasy. She took the chopsticks handed over by her friend, and hesitantly reached for her favorite braised lion's head...

"Woo..." Not to mention putting it in her mouth, but as soon as her nose smelled the greasy smell of the delicious lion's head, she couldn't help retching, and quickly put the chopsticks away, and stepped back. One step, it seems to want to stay away from the dish of meat.

Bai Qiangwei calmly took a bite of the lion's head that Inesis despised under everyone's gaze, the expression on her face was completely unchanged.Kuzan also couldn't figure it out, so he moved over to pick up a chopstick, and didn't think there was anything wrong with this dish, but it was tender and juicy, oily but not greasy.

Bai Qiangwei patted away his hand that was still about to use the second chopstick, and handed over the green plum as an appetizer: "You try this again."

This time, Kuzan and Innissi just took a green plum and stuffed it into his mouth, but the difference was that the crisp and sour green plum was loved by Inesis, but it was so sour that Kuzan gritted his teeth... …

This... is very problematic.

Bai Qiangwei seemed to have figured something out, rushed to the clothes rack next to her and grabbed her bag, then ran over to pull Innissi who looked dazed, and only said, "Let's go to the bathroom and be right back." He rushed out of the banquet hall with his friends.

A group of old men who were left in place looked at me and I looked at you, all of them looked confused.

Sakarski sat cross-legged at the table with a little drunkenness, repeatedly looking at the two plates of meat that Inesis detested, full of unanswered questions, so he could only drink in silence, thinking about something in his mind, his expression It's getting heavier.

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In the ladies bathroom...

"Hey, you take this in, you know how to use it?"

The black-haired friend calmly took out a flat stick from his handbag, tore open the aluminum foil bag, and stuffed it into Inesis's hand.

The blond nobleman looked at the things in his hand speechlessly, and suddenly couldn't look directly at his friend's handbag...

"...Are you used to carrying the pregnancy test stick with you at all times?" How often does the friend and Kuzan have sex...that makes her carry the pregnancy test stick close to her body.

Bai Qiangwei didn't have the heart to joke with her at all, so she pushed her into the private toilet and said, "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!"

Inesis: "..."

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A little while passed, and guessing that her friend should have gotten the result, Bai Qiangwei walked over and knocked on the private room where her friend was: "How is it? It should have been tested, right?"

Nothing happened inside.

Bai Qiangwei waited quietly for a while, when suddenly the sound of a toilet being flushed came from inside, and then the locked door was opened, and the blond nobleman came out holding the pregnancy test stick with a dazed expression on his face.

Bai Qiangwei: "... How about it? Is it..." Hit?

The blond-haired aristocrat stared blankly, and it took her a while to react, a layer of mist suddenly appeared in her dark blue eyes... Inessis tremblingly showed someone the test result on the pregnancy test stick. Result—purple red control lines, there are two in total, showing the test result that the tester is pregnant.

Under Bai Qiangwei's surprised gaze, Inesis trembled her lips, and could hardly speak: "Luo, Rosa... Rosa... I..."

The blond-haired Tianlongren suddenly choked out a sob, the mist in his eyes suddenly gathered, and the next moment it surged out——

"I, I'm pregnant!! I'm going to be a mother—"

After so much, after waiting for so long...she finally...

The sliding door of the banquet hall was slammed open, and the officers who were waiting anxiously at the spot immediately looked up to see the people, and it turned out to be the two people they had been waiting for.

The blond woman was supported by her friend, standing next to her almost weeping.

Sakaski stood up abruptly!Just as he was about to walk to his wife who was crying for unknown reasons, the beautiful black-haired woman suddenly raised her hand and held a strangely shaped stick in front of them.

Under the puzzled eyes of a group of rough officers, Monk Zhang Er, Bai Qiangwei supported the blond friend who was out of breath from crying, and said loudly to the heavy-faced Sakaski:

"Congratulations, Mr. Sakalski."

Sakaski frowned, puzzled.

Bai Qiangwei smiled, "Congratulations on becoming a father!!! Inesis is pregnant——!"

Sakaski: "!!!!!!"

Everyone present: "!!!!!!!"

In the background sound of Inesis crying and laughing, everyone froze in place, but three seconds later...

"Really?!!!!!! Sakaski, are you going to be a father?!!!!"

The screams of the crowd almost knocked the roof over.

But Sakaski, who was suddenly stunned by the good news, could only stand there in a daze, staring at his wife who was crying into a cat face, and the whole person was...

Crash.

what did she say……?

Innissi...  

pregnant………………

He's going to be a father? ! ! ! ! ————

The author has something to say:

Congratulations to my red dog on becoming a father! ! ! (applaud

Well, it's good to finally be pregnant, but the child...... cough cough