[One Piece] Lava and Red Rose

It was getting late, and Innesis Palace didn't want to disturb the old servants who came out from the house to accompany her on a tour, so she took the naval officers who boarded the ship in the middle of the night to the small restaurant in the back kitchen.The young aristocrat with blond hair and white dress rolled up his sleeves and skillfully peeled the shrimp shells and cut the cauliflower. It didn't take long to toss out a large pot of seafood spaghetti.She used to give Sakalski lunch boxes before, and she was very aware of the bottomless food intake of naval sergeants, so she cooked according to Sakalski's food intake multiplied by the number of people, and the result was... Fortunately, there was a tall one with spots The officer in the dog mask and hat helped her carry the big pot of pasta that was almost overflowing and brought it to the dining table, otherwise she really didn't know what to do with the big pot.

She is still in the recovery period, and her muscles are still very tired after lying down for almost two years. Not to mention carrying this big pot of pasta, she may not even be able to lift a bucket of water.Not to mention the Navy Six Styles that she used proficiently before... Now she is basically a useless person.

The force value has almost reached a peak.

Fortunately, the officers with empty stomachs praised the craftsmanship of Innissi Palace. Under the dumbfounded eyes of the blond nobleman, the big pot of seafood pasta quickly bottomed out, and some even expressed their concern for the last A piece of lobster is attributable and almost hands-on...

This is no navy, it's clearly a hooligan......

Innissi Palace felt that her perception of the navy had been severely refreshed.

The officers she came into contact with before were either gracious and self-cultivated Confucian generals like the Warring States Period, or Sakaski’s serious and iron-blooded tough guy officers who exude hostility all over their bodies. Walking out of Mary Joya, the first door to the new world she opened It turned out to refresh his understanding of naval officers.

Noisy, irritable, rude, and even a little heartless...

But isn't such a group of people very interesting?

Innissi Palace propped up its cheeks with a pleasant smile and listened to the chatter of this group of overly lively officers, perhaps they were regarded as a servant of the Celestial Dragon fleet or some other follower, this group of officers accepted After receiving her hospitality, I didn't feel that there was anything wrong. I was so nervous that I didn't have a clue, and a bunch of people chatted with each other while running the train.The bold and lively officers brought a very strange interpersonal experience to the Palace of Innissis. They stayed in the cold and twisted Holy Land Marie Gioia all the year round. The Palace of Innissis, whose soul comes from the East China Sea, misses this lively and Cheesy vibe.

Chatting with the rude men, watching them eat, drink, talk and laugh loudly, the not-so-spacious small kitchen is full of laughter, a chief who ate the 'shushu fruit' used his ability to turn into a The big fat rat with the white strip tied to its head stood on the dining table and performed the stunt of turning the plate with its tail to everyone, making everyone laugh. Another brigadier general who ate the "Maomao Fruit" was evil Transformed into a slender snow leopard, roared loudly and ran after the big mouse who had turned into a big mouse, unexpectedly, the big mouse was not a person to be messed with, and the snow leopard hadn't caught up to his tail yet , the muscular Shuoshu snorted and slapped it hard on the ground with his tail in one hand, and was almost beaten into a stupid roe deer.

"Hahahahaha——" The roar of laughter almost knocked the roof down. Fortunately, the location of the back kitchen is relatively remote near the stern, otherwise the guards on the ship would be alarmed every minute.

Innissi Palace felt that she had never laughed so happily in her life.

Ever since she was reborn as a Celestial Dragon, various rules and regulations among the nobles and the distorted values ​​of the Celestial Dragons have bound her to almost suffocation. She has grown up with a strong will, and she has been used to this depressing life. On the patrol, she met a group of overly lively naval officers. The pleasure and pure joy of getting along with them made her feel warm all over her body. It was so funny that I slapped the table and laughed, laughing so hard that tears were about to come out.

Until the moon was in the sky, the farce gradually stopped, and a group of people stopped picking their teeth after eating and drinking.

Innissi Palace felt that she had spent the whole year laughing at the small banquet tonight, and when everyone in the navy finally calmed down, she reluctantly began to clear the table full of dishes.A few apologetic tall officers wanted to help, but seeing how clumsy they were with a plate that could fall to the ground, Innissi Palace could only hold back a smile and refused.The officers only thought that she was originally a servant on the ship and was better at doing these tasks than they, so they didn't insist. They sat at the dining table with big glasses of beer and chatted leisurely. It's like performing an escort mission.

Innissi Palace was washing the dishes at the cooking counter next to her, listening to their nonsense chatter with a smile on her lips, and would ask a few questions with bright eyes when she met something of interest.Those officers are in a good mood. From the big and small missions they have experienced to the magical islands they have visited, everything that can be used as a talking point is poured out, which really frightened Innissi Palace for a while, yes The 'new world' they describe is exciting.

Innissi Palace's eyes lit up: "Hey—Your Excellency Huoshaoshan, can you really destroy the entire pirate group with just one hand?"

The brigadier general named Huoshaoshan chuckled with a cigar in his mouth: "That's natural. Although I haven't eaten a devil fruit, my use of the sixth style of the navy is enough to defeat those half-baked little pirates. What is a pirate group? One goal is to catch those villains worth over 4 million and fill level [-] of the 'impeldown' prison."

Star Eyes of Innissi Palace: "That's amazing—then, are there really islands made of candy in the new world? I thought it was something that only happened in fairy tales."

Colonel who has transformed from a rat back to a human: "Of course, but it belongs to a private island of a villainous pirate 'bigmother'. It is said that the island is full of chocolate fountains, biscuit houses, and people who can speak human. Cupcake Oh!"

Innissi Palace glowed with excitement: "Really——!!! That's amazing!!!"

"Of course, these things are quite famous in our world. Innie-chan should seldom step out of Mary Joa. It's understandable not to know these things." It's called 'Innie Sauce'...

"Well, it's true. I seldom come out since I was a child. This time I sailed because of family affairs... Hey, I really want to see, candy and biscuit island..."

"Hahaha! It's best not to! That 'bigmother' is a big pirate known as one of the 'Four Emperors' at sea. He is very vicious. It's better for Yin Nichan not to join in the fun."

"That's it... Then, let's talk about some more amazing things! Everyone is talking about things I don't know, it's very interesting!"

"No problem!! Let us hear what Innie-chan wants to hear hahahaha——"

...It has completely developed into a late-night canteen and bar mode, is this really good?

Kuzan, who was also fed well and satiated and even a little sleepy, sighed helplessly for the various bragging and flirting behaviors of his colleagues, but still yelled unceremoniously when he drank his glass of beer. Faliang listened to their bragging, and the blond woman filled him with wine...

If Kuzan and the others knew who the blond woman with 'Innie-chan is so cute' on the left and 'Pretty lady fill me up' on the right is, their jaws would probably be broken...

They will be punched into the wall by Sengoku or Sakaski alone, and they will not be able to pick them out... definitely.

A bunch of people chatted noisily, and the topic somehow shifted from "various strange islands and strange people and strange things in the New World" to their colleague who was about to be promoted, the new Admiral of the Navy Headquarters "Red Dog" Sakaski.

"Huh? 'Akainu'?"

Innissi Palace stopped cutting the fruit platter, looked up at the officer who inadvertently brought up this topic in surprise, and blinked.

The officer with the Dalmatians cap who helped her carry the seafood pasta smiled heartily at her, and said, "Ah, isn't that a very imposing code name! Because that guy is a lava-capable user who ate the 'magma fruit', and then In addition, he has a powerful personality and a stubborn temper like a vicious dog. The code name given to him by the headquarters is called "Red Dog". Compared with General Polusalino who is called "Yellow Monkey", I think This 'red dog' code name sounds more domineering... Well, of course it's not because I prefer dogs." He pointed to his Dalmatian hat and laughed.

"Dalmesia, you are enough, don't you think it's silly to walk around in that stupid hat?"

"Where are you stupid?!! I am proud of my 'dog dog fruit' ability!! Wearing pride on the top of the head is a man's romance! You rough people know nothing!"

"Cut, you're missing!"

Seeing a group of officers laughing and cursing each other again, Innissi Palace lowered its eyes, and the arc of the corner of its mouth unconsciously brought a touch of sweetness.

Oops, I accidentally heard about that person.

Akainu... huh...

It really fits that person's temperament.

The blond woman neatly cut up the fruit platter, took the dessert platter and some pastries to the dining table full of rough men, smiled and served the after-dinner meal to the officers who booed at the sight of the desserts .

The topic about Admiral Akainu continues, and the brigadier general who has transformed from a snow leopard back to a human joked: "I said you are just envious, he was promoted to admiral at a young age, hehe, Marshal Sengoku is not talking about this ship Did the Draconian bring Sakaski's letter of appointment from Marie Gioia? Anyway, we are already here, or you might as well sneak into the Draconian's room and steal Sakalski's letter of appointment, and change it to I will replace him with my own name hahahaha—"

The others followed suit and said, "That's right, that's right, it's a good deal to be an admiral of the Navy headquarters after ten years of hard work, hahahaha——"

Dalmesia: "Fuck off! Is I the kind of coward who would do that kind of thing?! Just wait and see, within two years I will definitely be promoted to lieutenant general, and then go to the general candidate! Ku Praise you boy for your awareness! As long as I become a candidate, I will definitely step on you hahahaha—”

As the only candidate for a general among the crowd, Kuzan, who was destined to lie down in any position, complained in a long, lazy tone: "Hey, it's none of my business, you just don't get involved Me bastards."

"It's a pity, Kuzan, Polusalino was given the first step in the performance evaluation last time, and this time he was replaced by Sakalski. It seems that you, a general candidate, will be promoted in no time at all hahahaha— —”

"Why don't you just steal the letter of appointment and change it to your own name hahahaha—"

Kuzan was so annoyed by them that he wanted to swear: "You guys, do you remember what we are here for? Don't just steal appointment letters one by one. Be careful that Marshal Warring States will hit you to the end of the world with a shock wave!" Said Speaking of Warring States, Kuzan seems to have finally remembered the serious things: "But speaking of it, Sengoku-san did tell us that we should remember to bring back Sakaski's letter of appointment, oh oh oh - the most annoying thing is to deal with Tianlong people , when I think of what kind of face that guy will use to yell, it's super annoying—"

When Innissis Palace heard that, the hand that was pouring the wine for him paused slightly, and the smile on his face became a little subtle.

Merdaxia also sighed: "Hey—who said it wasn't, it would be great if someone could secretly take out the letter of appointment for us. I really don't want to humble myself and deal with those world nobles, I feel aggrieved."

Seeing the troubled expressions on the faces of a group of officers when they mentioned the Tianlong people, Innissi Palace sighed helplessly, straightened up holding the tray, and said with a smile:

"Okay, I can give you the documents privately, so that you don't need to go through the formalities."

"ha??----"

As soon as these words came out, everyone present was dumbfounded.

Under the suspicious eyes of a group of old men looking at the strange creatures, the blond woman calmly pinned her hair behind her ears, showing a cheerful smile:

"Actually, I don't really care about those imaginary rules. As long as I can hand over that person's letter of appointment to Sengoku-san, it doesn't matter what the form is~ I put the document in the bedroom. If you don't mind, you can leave it here." Wait a minute, I'll go back and get it."

That smile seemed pure and innocent with a holy light.

But it almost blinded the dog eyes of the officers present.

The sudden words of Inesis Palace contain too much information. The officers are not fools. With a little brainstorming, they can understand that the blond woman in front of them who has been treated as "just a servant on the Celestial Dragon's ship" in front of them probably... …maybe…maybe……………

"... Yin, uh, no... You... Are you..."

Brigadier General Meldacia, wearing a Dalmatians hat, tremblingly raised his finger and pointed at the 'Innie Sauce' they were talking about, realizing the meaning behind her words, he was in a bad mood.

Could it be………………………

The information flooding into the brain made the backs of this group of nervous officers feel cold, and cold sweat covered their faces in an instant.

Kuzan opened his mouth dumbfounded, and the wine glass in his hand fell to the ground with a snap.

But the blond woman who suddenly dropped a bomb without changing her expression was still looking at them with a smile on her face, holding the tray that had just served them desserts and drinks in her hand. Like an ordinary waiter:

"Oh, I'm really sorry, I didn't intend to hide it, but you didn't ask, I actually forgot to introduce myself officially..."

The woman held the tray with one hand, lifted the hem of the frilly skirt with the other hand, bowed to the officers who were stiff like stone statues, and said softly:

"My name is Quixote Innissi Palace. I am the owner of this search ship and the initiator of this cruise mission. It is the first time to meet you. Please give me your advice."

It also comes with an inexplicably cheerful smile.

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silence……………………

In the next second, all the officers present dropped their chins to the ground and hugged their hair, howling like death.

"Hey -----------!!!!!! Are you a Celestial Dragon??!!!!!!!!!

Fuck? ! ! ! ! ! —————

...... They are going to finish.

Kuzan covered his face, and suddenly understood the concept of "a different Tianlongren" in the mouth of the Warring States.

Probably, they would entertain a group of ruffian navy sailors who boarded the ship without notice in the middle of the night, cook for supper by themselves, be ordered by them as servants to add wine and food, and run the train full of nonsense...

Uh, what is that supposed to count?

Kuzan: "Ah, that is to say... we were 'offending' the nobles of the world, the Celestial Dragons just now."

Everyone was silent as if dead.

Fuck, how can this be good.

This fact was so cruel that it made a group of officers with thicker nerves than a barrel, and even made the calves of the officers bragging with the Tianlong people tremble in fright, and they wanted to jump into the sea and run away immediately.

Ruined……

The author has something to say:

Well, I still like the funny navy _(:з」∠)_

If I meet Sakalski... Hey, it's probably Shura field again