I may be a false interrogator[Comprehensive]

#When the knife man realized the dream about the master#

#上百年剑子精的 Adult Night Talk#

#Contains mouth plot, may cause discomfort#

#Based on the extra episode derived from the text, it does not represent the direction of the text, OOC attention#

01

It sounds incredible, but——

Because of the relationship between the god judges, as retrograde soldiers, they not only shook hands with them under the government of time, but sometimes even lived together.

Just like now.

The huge bathhouse was divided into two. On one side, there was a retrograde saber sword man with firm abdominal muscles and special effects, and on the other side, a government sword man with fair skin, outstanding figure and handsome appearance.

Without the existence of the god judge, the mask of the friendly relationship between the two Honmaru was torn off, and the atmosphere was filled with the smell of gunpowder that was difficult to conceal.

The main forces of the two sides competed elegantly or rudely on the size of the two sides and the size of the beep, and then ended with two "hums".

"Humph!"

"Humph!!"

Even "huh" needs an extra exclamation point.

The two sides were taking a bath in the territory divided by their respective camps, when suddenly there was a commotion from the sword man under the government of time.

"Ah, you had the master's spring dream?"

The moment Yamato Mori Anding's voice just came out, Qingguang jumped up immediately and reached out to cover Anding's mouth, but it was too late, when his hand covered Anding's lips, Anding had already finished the whole sentence.

This sentence echoed in the air, and it was passed into the ears of all the men with swords and swords at the scene accurately.

"How dare you be the master's spring dream!" Da Daohong yelled immediately.

"That's right! The little master's erotic dreams can only be made by me!" Da Taihong and his own sword were on the same side.

The retrograde sabers and swords emitted shining laser beams from their eyes, shooting towards California Qingguang.

I don't know if it's the opposite of the retrograde sabers on purpose, but the government's swordsmen don't care.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga smiled and asked, "California, what kind of sex dream did you have?"

"I-I didn't do it!" Qing Guang's face was as red as the nail polish on his hands.

The good brother An Ding mercilessly dismantled the stage, "He, had a dream that the master kissed his neck."

"Just now he kept asking me with a blushing face if there were any red marks on my neck... Yes, it's the mosquito bite."

"Pfft." Sanri Yuezong stretched out his hands, pretending to have sleeves to cover his face, his shoulders shrugged slightly.

Unspeakable embarrassment spread across the scene.

Qing Guang blushed and kept yelling, "There are other things! I kissed the master too... I, also went in..."

In the first phase, he subconsciously covered his younger brother Yaoyan's ears, and Yaoyan looked at his elder brother and covered his younger brother Wuhutui's ears.The five tigers retreated to look at the brothers behind them, they didn't know why, but they did as they did and covered their elder brother's ears.

"Looking at your virginity, I didn't expect you knew you were going to go in." Daolu mocked.

Anding insisted that "Qingguang can only be bullied by me", so he replied uncomfortably, "This kind of thing is usually done by men!"

Qing Guang trembled, his eyes drifted, and then nodded firmly, for the inexplicable self-esteem!

"Hmph, I didn't just go in, I did it many times!" Daolu said, "I'm the prototype of the heroine in Spidergreen's novel Seven Times in a Night." Awesome.

However, no man with a sword gave him a 'powerful' look.

"More frequency does not mean better quality." An Ding said, "I think the most important thing is to make the owner feel supremely happy."

"It's not okay for you to just vent your own desires without caring about your master's feelings."

Daolu who was beaten into a scumbag: "???"

When he was about to refute, he saw his colleague Daohong nodded, "Well... I always let the master take the initiative every time, so that I can clearly know what the master thinks."

"???"

Talking about this topic, Da Daohong's body glowed brightly, "I let the master lead me to complete the first time, the master is very gentle to me~~"

Qing Guang gave Da Dao Hong a weird look with flushed cheeks, his expression struggled, and there seemed to be approval in his eyes.

"Tsk tsk, innocent boy." Da Taihong took a sip of wine.

"I'm not the person who said that I only care about my own desires. I always make my master happy." Da Taihong's "Flower Branches tremble" with a smile, but in the eyes of the government swordsman, it is vicious, "I like to use Sprinkle the wine all over the little master's body, and then taste it slowly, so that her wet white body is stained with a beautiful pink ♂..."

it is more than words.

"Wow wow wow!!"

Regarding Dahong's "perverted" hobby, the swordsman under the government was speechless for a while.

After a while, Ranto Shiro, whose ears were covered by the five tigers, blinked, "My words are also initiated by the commander. She likes me wearing only a skirt and nothing underneath... that is, every time I wear a skirt It gets dirty and it's a bit of a hassle to wash."

Yiqi Yizhen's face darkened.

"Where's Brother Yao?" Luan skipped Tui Jiang with twinkling eyes, and asked Yao Yan directly.

Yao Yan felt the tightness on his ears, and he replied solemnly out of unknown reasons, "The general in my dream likes... the main body or the main body and I go in at the same time, and often let me 'pierce her'."

In the first phase, the vision went dark, and the drug research was tightened.

Then Tsurumaru turned the topic to Yaoken and Luan's big brother with great interest, "The first phase, how about you? You should be stronger than the younger brothers, right?"

"..." Yizheng was silent for a while.

"The lord in the dream... likes..."

"what do you like……?"

"Like... tie my hands..."

"Then blindfolded you, stroked and kissed you up and down, and did indescribable things to not let you go, right?"

"..."

"Hahaha." Tsurumaru guessed without shame, "I saw this plot in the novel Master read a few days ago."

"Tsurumaru-den, how about you?"

"My words... I really want to stimulate and frighten, right? I tried a lot of ways to play, and most of the masters like it very much. I won't share the details with you." Tsurumaru smiled, and turned to the quiet Mikazuki and Karasuma, "Huh?"

Under the focus of everyone's attention, San Riyue smiled calmly and extremely elegantly, "Whether it's a knife or a human, it's always a good thing to be bigger, right?"

"so?"

"There is also a seductive beauty in the way the master is crouching under him." San Riyue seemed to be talking about something extremely elegant.

"..." The old rascal.

"As a father..." Karasuma pondered for a moment, "The master often calls me 'father' on the bed, and I can get physical and mental pleasure after calling me."

"..." The old rascal.

"Yamato Mori, what about you?" Tsurumaru brought the topic to Yamato Mori Anding.

An Ding smiled innocently and harmlessly, "I think it's very interesting to do it with the master in a place where there are people, or when she is doing things, such as... when she is serious about official duties, the reaction of her body and expression at that time will be very cute Woolen cloth."

"……Been taught a lesson."

"I didn't expect you to be so calm and quiet. ... How do you guys feel about having sex with the master in the closet when someone comes to look for him?"

"..."

The sword men of the time government Honmaru fired seven consecutive shots, dealing a knowing blow to the swords of the retrograde army Honmaru.

But Spider Green let out a cold groan, "Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!

The filthiness of its content and the seriousness of its plot left the enemy and their own side stunned.

It took a long time before Gun Green came out from the shock of his own side, "Hmm...It's a little bit similar to Spider Green's situation, sometimes the sharp horns and bones on my body can become props to let the master fuck..."

The men with their own props - the sword men who went back to Gunhonmaru.

"But sometimes it will hurt the master..." Tachizuki frowned, as if he had a deep understanding, "Fortunately, it was in a dream."

"So...Da, are you all dreaming...dreams related to Master?"

Wu Hutui said timidly, the hands on his ears were clearly useless, he heard what he should hear and what he should not hear!

"You too...?" Daolu stared closely at Tuijiang who was sitting a head shorter than him.

Yiqi Yizheng's eyes fixed on Dadaolu.

Wuhu Tui was frightened by the vicious Daolu, and fell silent, without shaking his head or nodding, as if he was frightened.After a long time, he tremblingly said again, "The lord told me...she has two good friends named Butterfly Jing and Shi, and Nightmare Eater..."

"?"

"Sister Butterfly Spirit and Brother Nightmare Eater have the ability to take their master back and forth in other people's dreams..."

"So, so... everyone, don't have such a dream anymore. If the master accidentally goes in and sees..."

Wu Hutui looked at everyone worriedly, his voice full of concern.

But the other sword men at the scene—their thoughts turned in other directions.

#The master will come to my dream? ? ! %=#

#Is the master in my dream before? ?Must be! !Otherwise, why would you look at me blushing the next day! #

#Did the master read that novel before he did that to me...#

……

#I want to come to my dream today too, master. #

While the two sides were silent, the atmosphere gradually warmed up.

The men with swords and swords on both sides were immersed in their own imaginations, and did not continue to argue about the previous topic. They only had one thought in their hearts, that is,

——"***".

In the dream, the god-inspector who watched the little butterfly dancing with the dream-eating tapir sneezed twice.

Today her two Honmaru are also getting along very well, right?

02

It has been a month since the last time everyone took a bath together, and the Touken man who went back to Gunhonmaru and the Token man under the Toki no Government lived together again because of the relationship of the God Judge.

The inquisitor temporarily received foreign affairs and has not yet returned from his trip.

The men with swords on both sides exchanged meaningful glances after the judge left, and then came to the bathhouse to take a bath at night.

The atmosphere of tit-for-tat was completely different from last time. This time everyone treated each other more kindly.

Needless to say, the government army headed by Mikazuki and Tsurumaru, the thousand-year-old swordsman is very calm and elegant even if it doesn't look pleasing to your eyes; and the retrograde army headed by Spider Green and Taidao Zi also smiled kindly It's just that in the eyes of others, his face is full of capital letters.

Taidao Zi seemed in a good mood, let go of the confrontational relationship with the government's enemies (including rivals in love), took a comfortable bath for a while, and chatted with others about the topic of the god judge, "The master has been worrying about his weight recently. Worrying, I have eaten very little Chinese food and dinner recently."

If afternoon tea and supper are not counted, there are indeed very few.

"...I don't understand why the master has such an idea," Daohong said distressedly, "I think this body shape is pretty good, of course, it would be better if I could be a little fatter, and the fleshy body is more comfortable to hold Well."

Hasebe, the loyal servant of the God Judge, immediately corrected him, "Don't use the word "fat" to Master!!"

Daohong: "So... strong?"

Da Dao Lv: "Fat?"

Hasebe was almost desperate for the group of people with low EQ.

Indignantly, he wanted to correct their wording again, but before he could speak, Spider Green cut him off.

——“Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Retrospective Gunhonmaru's role in pollution is astonishing. He hopes that the owner will not lose weight. The owner's breasts are not too big. It would be bad if they "reduced" to this place.

Hasebe froze after being attacked by Spider Green's dirty power.

"Hahahaha," Sanri Yuezong covered his lips and laughed.

"..."

Except for him, the men with swords on both sides fell silent.

"Although big is good, but if it's the owner, small has a special flavor." Mikazuki Zongjin said slowly, with an elegant smile on his beautiful face, as if he was talking about something extremely elegant.

"Agreed." Yamato Shou'an voted for Mikazuki, "I still prefer the feeling of having everything in my hands."

"Pfft," Tsurumaru couldn't help laughing, "I'm sorry, sorry, but I didn't expect Yamato Mori to be such a type."

He looks like a innocent and harmless slender and beautiful boy, but in the mainland he is a dangerous carnivorous demon king.

"Mr. Yiqi, what do you think?"

This time, Yizheng only brought Yaoyan to take a bath, and Luan sneaked here.

Obviously the topic was left to the first issue, but Luan took over the conversation first, "We, Awataguchi, like Daoupai!"

"I'm a flat-chested boy myself. Of course, I hope that the judge can have a pair of big European pies, like the one my brother Baoding likes. They can also bury their chests!"

Medicine research but not a word.

Check out your little brother! !

Unexpectedly, Yiqi sat on the spot, red gradually dyed his handsome face, and finally let out a barely audible "hmm".

It turns out that you are such a one-shot.

After one issue, the baton was passed to Honmaru's father, Karasuma.

"As a father... I would prefer a bigger one. If the master who calls me father is also like a little girl, it would be somewhat unethical."

It turns out that you also know that you are "unlucky"!

Da Taihong seconded, "Don't you think the picture of mellow wine flowing over the towering chest is very erotic?"

Dao Lv let out a "tsk".

Listening to the speeches of this group of people, Qingguang's face turned red, "Why, why do we have to talk about this kind of thing!"

Then he was chased by An Ding and asked him what he thought of the master's breasts.

"This, this... as long as it is the master... I like it..."

He obviously claims to be a "son of Kawashita" who is good at that kind of thing, but when he encounters this kind of thing, he completely exposes his super innocent side.

"That's right!!"

Hasebe loaded.

"Why are you so picky about Master!! As long as it's Master's chest, no matter how big or small, whether it's an airport or a big white rabbit, we all like it!!"

Hasebe was almost screaming with his life, and he almost couldn't say that even the master's bee should be eaten, which originated from "Night Shift Sick Building".

"That's right!"

"HSB is right!"

"Yes! I like everything about Master!"

The retrospective sabers and swords all agreed, and pulled Hasebe, who was closest to them, over.

Tai Daozi looked at the scene with some amusement, and brought up another topic as if casually, "Speaking of which, did you still have dreams after that day?"

This topic is the ultimate purpose of this group of men gathered here.

After warming up the conversation with the master's chest beep beep, finally!Come to this exciting moment!

Tai Daozi glanced at the situation on the opposite side. Hasebe, who had not participated in the war last time, was at a loss. The two virgins, Qingguang and Yiqi Yizhen, both blushed as if they had been poked at the center. What kind of century-old swordsman Karasuma Mikazuki, Tsurumaru, etc., all smiling calmly and calmly, probably did it.

As for their retrograde army?I'm sorry, they only have a grim expression on their faces, and there is no sign of shyness.

In terms of momentum, they won.

Hearing this topic, California Qingguang sank his face under the water and let out a grunt.

An Ding looked over with smiling eyes, "Ah, California, you didn't dream of playing in the water with your master, did you?"

As soon as the words fell, Qingguang jumped up from the water and splashed water on An Ding, "No, no!!"

"Then I dreamed about it." Sanriyue interrupted the topic with a smile, "Master helped me take off my clothes and wiped my back."

"Is that all?"

"Why did the master want to help you take a bath!"

"Because I'm not very good at taking care of myself, and the master is just a little effort." San Riyue seemed in a good mood. The master in reality was like in a dream, listening to him very much, which was basically his request, even if it was beyond dressing and undressing. Things that are in general boundaries will be done seriously.

If only this innocence and seriousness were directed at him alone.

This is probably the only thing that makes Sanriyue feel sad.

"Then……?"

"Then I invited the master to take a bath together."

"!!!"

Spider Green has already made up a picture in his brain, the lingering two people under the swaying water waves, the owner's black hair floating on the water surface, San Riyue is pressing the owner's head in the nipples, and his face is also Suffered from flushing caused by pleasure.

"But it was rejected." Sankaiyue said in the same tone as before.

Although he was rejected by the owner of the dream, he was still in a good mood, because...he was sure that it was the real judge who broke into his dream by mistake, and her reaction in such a situation was so real So cute, Sanriyue couldn't help but twitch her lips when she thinks about it now.

The cherry blossoms floated behind Sanriyuexiao, making the sword man on his side stunned.

Tsurumaru and An Ding were the first to realize the true meaning of Sankaiyue's words, and Tsurumaru spoke first, "I dreamed that I was playing hide-and-seek with my master and the younger brothers of the first period. I wanted to scare my master, so I hugged her but she ran away .”

When hearing the first half of the sentence, Spider Green instantly made up a Hide and Seek.avi video, but it withered immediately.

After doing this twice in a row, Spider Green was a little out of shape.

Moreover, he was very puzzled by Tsurumaru's happy state without being favored by the master (in the dream), and he always felt that there was some deep meaning in it.

"Which hug?"

Hitting the knife hits the nail on the head.

Tsurumaru smiled at this, but didn't say anything specific.

Like last time, he seemed reluctant to share the specific details of himself and the judge.

Spider Green suddenly realized that "hug" here does not just mean "hug", but a deeper meaning of adults!

The old driver also has a day to become a primary school student.

An Ding glanced at Tsurumaru, and said, "I also dreamed that I was playing hide-and-seek with my master."

"In the closet in the spare room, the owner was sitting on me. She heard the 'da da da' footsteps outside, she was very nervous but still pretended to be calm and comforted me."

"Aww!" The old driver Spider Green went online again.

In a confined and dark space, people may break into it at any time, such a scene!Simply.

"Then I turned around to 'comfort' her, but it didn't seem to work. The master became more nervous, and her body became hotter and hotter." Anding said as if nothing had happened, with a pure and harmless expression on his face, like Qingguang In the first episode, everyone thought that he was just talking about normal 'pacification'.

too naive.

Ranto Shiro smiled and said, "Brother An Ding's dream is very interesting."

"I also realized the dream that the Lord General is here. We went to the street and bought a lot of clothes. When we came back, the Lord General showed me a set." What Rantoshiro didn't say was that he looked like a girl through his body. For the convenience of the general, he did many indescribable things during the process of changing clothes. If he was caught, he just had to pretend to be innocent. The shy general would not be able to say anything to stop him.

To the owner, he is just a child.

This is something that Ranto Shiro is distressed but fortunate about.

It was rare for the younger brother to be normal for a while, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Where's Brother Yao?"

"Hmm... the general in my dream fell ill, and I took care of him all night while lying on the bed weakly."

The content of the care... such as taking off clothes, scrubbing the body, feeding medicine, etc. needn't be elaborated. Yaoyan immediately realized that the general in the dream was a real judge, so he was unwilling to share it because of his selfishness Various cute performances of real generals.

In Yaoyan’s dream, the sick person set up a god-judging person who is actually in good health. In order not to wear clothes, he pretended to be weak and weak, and accepted all kinds of care for Yaoken—it’s really cute .

This younger brother is also normal, and he breathed a sigh of relief in the first phase.

But immediately, the eyes focused on him made him tense, his lips were drawn into a line, but the heat from the base of his ears had already betrayed him.

"Phase One,"

Tsurumaru's words were only halfway through when he was suddenly stopped by Yiqi Yizheng.

"no!"

"The reaction is so excited, so something happened?" Tsurumaru smiled, looking convinced.

"..."

"First phase, let me guess," Tsurumaru's golden eyes flickered, "You are not attacking the master in a dream, are you?"

Really right.

The dream about the god-judgment was revived one at a time, and the relationship between him and the god-judger was reversed. What he had before was the dream that the god-judged man bound his hands and "handed him up and down" him, but now it is... He used the rope on the scabbard to tie the slender wrist of the judge, and fixed it above her head, then inserted one leg between the judge's legs, and approached her aggressively.

Then, he discovered that the God-inspector was different from the God-inspector in previous dreams.

Contacting the fact that the owner of Wuhu Tui had a dream of traveling, Yiqi Yizhen immediately realized the truth, forced himself to calm down, untied the rope and retracted that leg, and had an awkward chat with the owner about the whole dream.

The next day, the master arranged for him and Kikko Sadamune's internal activities together.

……

"It looks like it failed." Tsurumaru smiled.

It was silent for a while.

Tsurumaru laughed "Puff Ha Ha Ha Ha" without shame.

Too, too much!

Tai Daozi looked at the expressions of these people and smelled something unusual.

These knives probably met their real owners in their dreams.

Gee.

Rather than hiding the truth like they do, he might as well tell the truth.

"I met the real master in my dream."

"!!"

Sure enough, the reactions of those people have proved Tachi Zi's previous guess.

Spider Green instantly understood, what they said before contacting, became depressed for some reason, the whole spider was listless, and the pendant on his body was drooping there, probably because the owner didn't come to his dream.

"At that time, I made a big lunch for my master. My master wanted to eat it but was very concerned about her weight. I heard her muttering that it doesn't matter if I eat a little more in my dream." Only then did I know that it was the owner, and after testing it out, I was sure.Under his temptation, the master opened his belly to eat, and even untied his belt once, just to finish this delicious meal.

"Looking at Master sitting in the corridor stroking his round belly, I can't help but think of the picture of Master and I having children in the future." Tai Dao Zi smiled ferociously.

Although his dream contained no dirty elements, it still caused a stir among the swordsmen present.

"Aww! Aww!!"

"Give up, the master won't have children with you!"

"That's with my kids too!"

The retrograde army headquarters has already started fighting.

And the government gentleman began to criticize the other party's appearance.

"Just like you, there are sharp edges and corners. Do you want to make the master suffer?!"

"That's right, if it's my master's child, it must be white and clean, as cute as the master."

……

Although they seem to have forgotten one important thing.

The sword man who is Fusangshen and the human god judge cannot conceive children. After all, this is interracial, and there is a phenomenon of reproductive isolation (serious face).

Today's bathing conference started with the daily topics of the god judges and ended with the god judges and their children.

The two sides disagreed with each other, and the atmosphere was full of gunpowder.

Mikayue also noticed the message Tai Daozi got.

Next time, let them go to the master's dream.

This must be very interesting, right?

The author has something to say: the second round of the old standard 520 special code, and the third round #当剑男来到调神者梦中# I will write it later, and I will add it to this chapter for free

Finally, happy belated Dragon Boat Festival!

It's been a long time since I sent red envelopes, this chapter will randomly send out red envelopes from comments!