[Comprehensive British and American] Devil's Handbook

There was no opening ceremony during the Christmas holiday, but at the long dinner table, the two new teachers were "grandly" introduced to everyone. Comparing everyone's expressions of curiosity or disdain, Qiu Li and Draco But I feel sick like I ate something.

The combination of Umbridge and Mad-Eye Moody is simply too sour.

Draco clearly knew that the timing of these two people's appearance was very wrong, but there were too many things that were wrong. Now he no longer expects to be able to grasp the direction of the matter, and now he just wants to know whether that Moody is real or not Moody.

Qiu Li also wanted to know this question very much. Since Dumbledore left, most of the power of the Order of the Phoenix has been lost, and the rest of the people are also at a loss. Not to mention that they are actually only a few who have a deep hatred against the Dark Lord. When the Demon King stopped staying in the UK, he couldn't find his target. Seeing that he was about to disband, Snape really had no reason to let Moody come back as a teacher. Strictly speaking, although Snape didn't feel that he was a Death Eater Outlaws, but don't really like the Order of the Phoenix either.

So Moody was able to come to Hogwarts as a professor, probably a lot of things happened that they didn't know.

And what Qiu Li is very concerned about is that in the original book, Moody, disguised by Barty Crouch Jr., once turned Draco into a ferret...

Obviously, that was one of the shameful memories that Draco was unwilling to recall all his life, even if he wanted to change, he couldn't be so ugly!Ah, no, that's beside the point, he just wouldn't accept being turned into anything!He just wanted to keep a Malfoy dignified appearance.

In fact, Qiuli thinks that the ferret is still very cute, especially when it stands on its two paws and looks at you stupidly.

Although Moody's truth is very important, but now it is clear that they can't find anything, they only know that this semester's Defense Against the Dark Arts class and Potions class will be absolutely wonderful, of course, those two people may not survive a day The whole semester, even if only half of the semester is left.

When the news was announced, many people wondered if they had heard it wrong. The scorpion-like woman with a huge pink bow tied on her head and a girly pink suit stretched all over her body like a balloon was about to Instead of Snape, their current headmaster taught Potions. As for the reason, it was said that Snape could concentrate on school affairs.

How many people complained about Snape's seriousness and coldness in the past, how many people miss this snake king now, damn it, at least watching Snape won't make people spit out their breakfast!

As for Defense Against the Dark Arts, although listening to the name is very important, in fact, it does not play an important role in the study plan of all students. This is mainly because Hogwarts has not found any excellent professors to teach it. The reason, naturally, has always been a stocking state.

But if you ask the students, Moody himself looks like a black magician. Although they shouldn't arrange the teacher, but to be honest, he really looks like a Death Eater, and he is still the most loyal and crazy The kind, Moody's appearance really scares these little guys.

There is actually an Easter holiday not far away, but it is not long, and according to Snake King, because changing teachers will delay some time, so the Easter holiday may be cancelled. If this is a human society, a person who is not Schools that give Easter holidays will definitely be complained, but in the wizarding world, Qiuli once wondered whether there is such a thing as a department of education.

"Good morning! Little ones, did you sleep well last night?" Seeing Umbridge, who appeared in the cafeteria early in the morning, changed into a tender pink suit skirt—she felt that Umbridge seemed special. I like the pink suit that can make me look very big——Qiuli can't eat the pudding in her hand, and the color of the suit skirt is exactly the same as the pudding in her hand.

Pansy in particular seemed to dislike Umbridge, with whom her father was said to have a bad relationship, and in fact Qiuli couldn't think of anyone who would befriend such an odd human being.

Blaise could only help Pansy block Umbridge's figure helplessly, and the reason why she is called a strange human being is that no one responded to her words, and she could still talk to herself by herself, and simulated that everyone was very welcome. With her appearance and her level of narcissism, Qiu Li somehow felt that Draco had completely lost.

Of course, Umbridge did get a lot of attention in school, and everyone knew that this leprous woman replaced Snape, although apart from Slytherin, everyone who liked Snape absolutely It’s a minority, but no matter how much you don’t like Snape, it’s undeniable that Snape is indeed a master of potions, and potions is indeed the most difficult class to take after fifth grade. Everyone knows that, Umri Qi couldn't compare to Snape at all.

"Children, this is our first Potions class, so let's open the seventh page of book No. 30." Umbridge's voice was so high-pitched that Qiu Li felt uncomfortable in her ears. That pretentious voice once made Qiuli unable to accept the fact that she was born in Slytherin. As for the textbooks, Qiuli still thought for a while before remembering that she hadn’t taken them out of her bag. She habitually brought a bag, although Not used most of the time.

In fact, Snape seldom used textbooks in class, especially after they had started to learn about the steps of boiling. He asked students to preview the characteristics of medicinal materials in textbooks in advance, so that he would not waste any extra time in textbooks during class. In his opinion, it should be the work to be done before class.

"Now, please copy all the plant characteristics on pages 37 to 39 about the content of this class twice, and you will receive it after class."

Everyone wondered if they heard it wrong, copying the book?Potions class?

It is already a deep-rooted thought in everyone's mind: Potions are practical lessons!

But Umbridge doesn't care what everyone thinks, she was going to take over the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, but whether it's Defense Against the Dark Arts class or Potions class, she doesn't think it's necessary for students to practice, just copy the books, Is there anything that cannot be learned from a book?

The end of the first Potions class was ridiculous. Whether it was Slytherin or Gryffindor, when they walked out of the classroom, they didn't even know what they learned in this class, as if... just copied the book?

Even someone with a nerve as thick as Ron felt a little pain subtly, what the hell is this.

After the nagging divination class, tomorrow they will have a Defense Against the Dark Arts class taught by Professor Moody.

This course, which always comes and goes, has attracted a lot of attention recently. I heard that a third-grade senior was scared to cry by Moody, which frightened the youngest first-year kids until the When I was in the first class, I was very anxious.

"This is a very serious and dangerous course, at least when I was in school." Moody's voice was very calm, "Ha, of course it's not sure now, this course is completely unappreciated Some people pay more attention, of course, I think Miss Voldemort must be better than everyone else in this respect."

Since Tom's resurrection, Qiu Li's surname has changed to Voldemort. She doesn't know how it changed. The names of wizards are all magical. A cautious signature is not good if it is used. After that, Qiu Li's surname changed, including her name on the school file, which also changed overnight. Anyway, it seems that such a high-end thing is not a thing for her. I understand, it's just that everyone doesn't seem to be surprised.

Qiuli was not sure whether Moody's words were complimenting her or mocking her, just like they didn't know whether the Moody in front of them was real or fake.

The atmosphere in the classroom was a bit awkward. Qiuli was definitely the focus of the school, and she basically didn't dare to provoke her. If the words were really derogatory, then it would be fun to read them.

However, Moody was really praising Qiuli, and then he said a few words of praise, until the words "high quality" came out, Qiuli finally couldn't help raising her eyebrows, even though Moody seemed to be really praising her. She, but every word seems to be swearing at her. She can't bear to associate herself with words like high quality...

Qiuli and Draco looked at each other, and at this moment they were already somewhat sure that the person in front of them would not be the real Moody even if it wasn't Barty Crouch Jr.

If the real Moody can say these words, he is probably taken away(?).

"Having said the preface, then, we are officially starting the class now." The good show didn't catch on, Qiu Li didn't react at all, and the terrifying Defense Against the Dark Arts class was about to officially start, and many people had a weary expression.

"The classification of black magic is very, very broad, and its usage is also different. It involves almost all aspects. Moreover, people who are good at black magic generally have rich combat experience and are extremely fast. Everyone needs to be careful." Moody walked among the students Walking around, the voice is slightly hoarse but the words are heavy.

"If it's a demonstration, it would be like this." When everyone was curious, Moody suddenly turned to face the direction where Qiuli and the others were sitting, and the wand was already in his hand at some point.

For a split second, Qiuli felt that the wand was pointing at her. Of course, her eyes also saw it, but when she jumped out of the seat, she realized that Moody's wand had shifted direction, and the first one was shot. Responding to Draco who wanted to protect Qiuli.