Dry this bowl of poisonous chicken soup

"Boom, boom, boom"

Wei woke up in a daze under the quilt, it was so noisy.A faint light came through the gap in the window, and a hand was stretched out to reach for the alarm clock next to the pillow.

Huh?It's only 06:30, what are you doing?

The noise outside was not insignificant, and Wei couldn't fall asleep anymore, so she simply got up.

The last visit to the warehouse was rewarding, and I casually said: The Golden House, the group of Sword Fusangshen was very enthusiastic and expressed that they would build one for Wei.But, it's impossible to think about it, it's too extravagant.

I seriously suspect that part of the reason why the previous judges became like that is that this group of Sword Fusangshen basically has no bottom line of loyalty.

Although Wei explained repeatedly, it was hard for everyone to finally realize that it was just a joke, but ah, the group of Sword Fusangshen managed to get through Wei's room and the empty house next door, and built bathrooms and toilets. place.

If Wei hadn't kicked them out, Hasebe had already planned to inlay gold on the toilet bowl! ! !

Terrible!Can I still watch it?

Hasebe: Master Wei, listen to my explanation, I think that is more in line with your identity?

What identity!Wei squeezes out the toothpaste and prepares to brush her teeth.

"bump!"

"what!"

Wei's last drowsiness was dispelled by that scream.Wei Wei went out with a toothbrush in her mouth.what is going on!

"Really, it hurts." Japan No. silently buttocks, he just came out to do some exercise, why did this accident happen.Who the hell dug a hole in the yard!

"Tsurumaru Kuninaga, are you there?"

"Huh?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who also heard the sound, was holding the milk that came from the kitchen, with a curious face, "This, it's not me. I just woke up."

"Yes, I can testify to that." Candlestick cut the plate.It is also very hard work to prepare the breakfast for the team members who will go out first, and then prepare the breakfast for the God Inspector who likes to sleep late.

"Is that so?" The Lion King gave Japan a hand, ready to pull him out. "Then who is it!"

"That, I'm very sorry!" Yizheng, who was playing today, rushed over in a hurry, and said very embarrassedly. "Come on, there may be more..."

"Anything else?" Japan tilted its head, "Ahhh, it stinks!"

Now, without the help of the Lion King at all, Nippon Kai can crawl out of the pit by himself. "What the hell is that!"

"Ah, that...may be "horse dung."

"Horse manure?" Japan's face changed completely, "Why are there deep pits and horse manure in the courtyard???"

"I'm sorry, that, because the younger brothers wanted to do something for Honmaru. I also heard that someone came to Honmaru to clear up the relationship, so..." The first issue explained clearly in a few words, "I'm really sorry."

"This... I'd better go back and change clothes first." The Japanese number turned dark and hurried away.

"It seems that Japan will not be able to play today." Candlestick cut his face with sympathy. He remembered that the person who helped with the laundry today was the Hijikata group.No, maybe the Japanese number will wash it by itself, right...

"Hahahaha!"

"crack"

Wei saw a big play next to him, life was so much fun.Then, the consequence of taking pleasure in others' misfortune is that under the watchful eyes of everyone, my toothbrush fell off and foam was splashed all over the floor.

Awkward......

"Hahahaha!" Crane Ball laughed unceremoniously.

"Don't laugh." Wei sullenly

"Master Wei, Master Wei, you..." He Qiuqiu breathed a sigh of relief, and continued, "You should wipe off the white foam around your mouth first."

"Crane ball... um..." Wei Wei felt that a handkerchief directly confused her, that she was so bold as to murder me! "Uuuuuuuuuu, Yamabachi, stop!"

Shanba made sure that Wei's mouth was clean before taking back the veil.Recently, Candlestick Kiri has to take care of the wounded and deal with the relationship between the other sword Fusangsin of Honmaru, and Hasebe was arrested to handle the daily affairs of Honmaru, and basically only Yamabukiri remained with the judge.

"It's clean." Yamabuchi bent down again and picked up the toothbrush on the ground.

Yui: ┻━┻ヘ╰(ε╰), Tsurumaru Kuninaga, just wait for me.Then he went into the room crying.There is a saying that is good, go all out, then decline, and exhaust three times.

Now Wei no longer has the courage to turn back in full view.

In short, I'm so angry, I blame Crane Qiuqiu, and I also blame Yamabukiri, I'm so angry

What, Yamabuchi is innocent?do not listen do not listen~

Yamabuchi followed Yui before he entered the room.The door closed with a "touch".Did I do something wrong?

But what about the toothbrush?

"By the way, Yamabugiri." Crane Qiuqiu laughed for a while, and suddenly thought of a question, "Yamabugiri, how about playing together today?"

The Japanese number can't go, so there will be only one team missing today.Touken Fusangshen, who is usually in the battle, would get up earlier, and at this point, Yamabuchi just woke up, which shows that it is fate.

"No." Although Yamabukiri is not talkative, he usually would not refuse Touken Fusangshin's reasonable request.But looking at the current situation, it is estimated that the matter that He Qiuqiu made Wei angry just now has been remembered by Yamabachi.

"Don't do this..." Tsurumaru Kuninaga tried to redeem.However

"bump"

The door of Yamabukiri's room was also closed.Yes, Yui and Yamabukiri used to live on the second floor, but now they are neighbors, and it is convenient for Yamabukiri to take care of Yui nearby.Early in the morning, Yamabuchi felt movement in the opposite room, otherwise he wouldn't have woken up so early.

But now, what about this?

Yamabasaki looked at the toothbrush in his hand, feeling really distressed.It's still the same as the candlestick cut in the past, and it's better to save it first.

He Qiuqiu had a bitter face, it seemed that one less player would be inevitable today.

Life is really hard.

The only embarrassing thing is that breakfast is hidden in the room, just like the Awataguchi family not far away.It is said that the Awataguchi family overslept and missed breakfast because they dug a hole overnight.

Well, this is also impossible.After all, the only parent who can wake them up feels sorry for his younger brother's hard work, and deliberately indulges him.

"Sorry, sorry..." It was already noon when Yui went out, and as soon as he went out, he saw a group of small short knives, mixed with bones and catfish tails, and blocked the Japanese number.

"Ah, no, it doesn't matter." Japan was a little embarrassed, "You didn't mean it either."

"No, no, no, we should have said it in advance." Yao Yan was the most sensible.

"Yeah, I, I shouldn't have suggested putting out horse manure." Catfish Tail said sincerely.Japan's face couldn't help twitching, it seemed that even after a whole morning, she still seemed very concerned.

"After all, after all, it is to deal with the enemy..." the Japanese racked their brains to comfort the group of Awataguchi.

Seeing this, Wei thought to himself, Japan would rather not have this thank you, but I hope everyone will forget about it.Shaking his head emotionally, he left.I didn't see Yamaba behind him who was hesitant to speak.

Afternoon

"Sasa, Sanriyue Palace also come to play ghost cards." Jinjian looked at the leisurely Sanriyue next to him.

"Hahaha, very good, very good. Do you want to draw a joke card?" Sankayue looked at the playing cards in Imaiken's hand, "It seems very interesting."

"Master Wei, Master Wei, are you coming?" Jin Jian waved his hand to greet Wei.

Wei didn't want to play at first, because her luck in poker was not very good.but at the moment

"Master Wei, shall we dig a trap together?" Awataguchi's group of short knives also included a big Japanese character. God knows what kind of blood and tears caused the Japanese character to dig a hole with Awataguchi?

"Sorry, I have already promised Imaken to draw a joke card." Yui smiled embarrassedly like Awataguchi.

"It's okay!" The place where Awataguchi dug the hole is in the courtyard, very close to Yui. "When we dig the trap, let's play together."

"Okay, that's fine." Wei Wei wiped the cold sweat off her brow, as long as she didn't ask herself to dig it.

"Great!" Imaiken ran over bouncingly, "Then, Yamabukiri, too."

"This..." Yamabuchi looked at Yui hesitantly, but Yui didn't show any expression.

"Come together, it will be more lively if there are more people." Mikayue saw a little conflict between the valet and Yui early in the morning. "Then, are Horikawa and Izumi Mamoru also together?"

"No, we still have to do laundry today." Horikawa refused, and now he was going to everyone to see if there was anything that needed to be cleaned.

"Then there is no other way, what a pity." San Riyue sighed.

"Next time." Horikawa smiled and left.

"Then let's begin."

As Wei had predicted, her luck was indeed not very good.Wei bitterly looked at the joke card drawn from Sanriyue.And Yamabukiri was also very lucky to get a pair from Yui again.

"Haha, I won." Imaken drew the cards of Yamabagiri and dropped the last two pairs.Soon Sanriyue also lost the cards in her hand.Only Yui and Yamabachi were left.

Only in his hand is a joke card and a number.Now it was Yamabashi's turn to draw cards..... but there were some fine beads of sweat on the corners of his forehead, and he looked at the two cards in his hand without blinking.

Suddenly, this smell, only turned around

"Ahaha, sorry to bother you." Horikawa Kunihiro was a little embarrassed. "Here, someone may have exercised, it smells a little sweaty."

Seeing Imai and Yui covering their noses, Horikawa was a little embarrassed.It only smells when you get close, so it shouldn't be serious.

"Go ahead, I'll leave now." Horikawa hurried away.

Imai Kazui felt that Horikawa's sense of smell might have been smoked out.

Wei Wei felt that the cards in his hand were being twitched.Turning around and looking, great, the joker card has been taken away!The flames ignited in Wei's eyes again, if this is the case, then it is God's favor for me, Wei closes his eyes

God, give me strength!

Al?Wei Wei was dumbfounded, why the drawn cards were still fake cards.Now she is holding the joke card she just drew in one hand and the unmoved number card in the other, which is a bit awkward.

Yamabuchi was a little helpless, but Yui-sama's expression was too obvious.Everyone knows the expression after drawing the joker cards, and the drawn joker cards don’t know how to change their positions, so they just put them there. It’s really... oh

In desperation, Yui saw that the joker card in his hand was drawn away again, and Yamabukiri was just like himself, holding the joker card in one hand and the number card in the other hand, it was clear at a glance.

"Yamabagiri"

"That's great, won't we never know who lost?" Jin Jian interrupted Yui, "whose face are we going to put blank paper on?"

"That, I lost." Yamabuchi threw down the cards in his hand, "Pick me up."

"Do not....."

"Okay." Without further ado, Jin Jian, as the first person to win, had no patience for waiting.And so what about Shanba's resignation, anyway, Jinjian himself is reluctant to be a god judge.Sanriyue also unceremoniously posted one.Anyway, I don't feel bad.

"Pfft, hahahaha." Wei was a little touched at first, but now looking at Yamabukiri with the paper on his face, it's only funny.Without the slightest guilty conscience, he bullied an honest person once.Send the third note to Yamabagiri.

Yamabukiri breathed a sigh of relief, it's finally over, he shouldn't be angry anymore.So

"Master Yui, your toothbrush." ​​Yamabuchi took out the clean toothbrush wrapped in a handkerchief from the quilt.

Only: ┻━┻ヘ╰(ε╰)

"Yamabugi is a big idiot!!! I hate Yamabukiri the most!!!" Yui didn't want to look at the curious eyes of Mikazuki and Imaken at all.

Looking at Yui's running away figure, Japan could empathize with her.Compared with other people's flattery and apology, I hope that no one will mention this matter.

Before Yamabachi could catch up, an even more angry figure came over with a wooden barrel in his arms.

"It's that bastard, there's horse dung on his clothes." Izumi Mori Kanesada held a wooden bucket of clothes, "The water has turned to shit yellow, damn it, I have to kill him."

All eyes are on Japan

Japan: That’s it, I don’t want others to bring up this matter. (╥╯^╰╥)

The author has something to say:

Recently, I feel that I have worked so hard~ I used to be just in the early 3000s

Japan and Yui sympathize with each other: there is no need to apologize, you just need to forget~

The male protagonist who finally appeared on the stage was told: playing cards is so difficult

The best in the audience: too many~ I don’t know which one